#his name is chris???? he’s an aussie???? he’s HUNKY???????? | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

sugaggukkie · 2 years ago

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it’s after 10 pm on the west coast which means it’s time for me to give my unsolicited non-bts kpop opinions. tonight’s topic: ive never listened to a stray kids song in my entire life but i have a crush on bang chan

#his name is chris???? he’s an aussie???? he’s HUNKY????????#anytime he pops up anywhere im like WHO is that #and every single time im like oh yeah it’s the 100% USDA certified australian BEEFcake from stray kids #as opposed to the other aussie in the group that’s like 80 lbs soaking wet #and looks like he went to the legolas greenleaf school of Delicate Waifish Masculinity #anyways chris bang be my boyfriend challenge #he’s only a couple months older than me #and instead of my brain relegating him to Just Some Guy the way it does with vmin when I remember they’re my age #it has instead decided that that makes him an achievable boyfriend target #despite the thousands of miles and degrees of celebrity between us #EDIT. I READ HIS BIRTH YEAR WRONG. I AM A FUCKING YEAR AND A HALF OLDER THAN HIM.#POST CANCELLED. HES FRESHLY 25 AND IM ABOUT TO BE 27.#BEING BAD AT MATH SCREWS ME AGAIN.#text

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