#Arrangement: the Third
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The Mad King of Mezalea | The Last Member of The Cod Alliance
#joel smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#mezalea#empires smp#its missing empires hours again#i keep thinking about the arranged marriage au. third prince of the crown who was sold to a doomed marriage and hated for thriving#god im going insane about these assholes forever#Spotify
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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#cangse sanren#wei changze#jiang fengmian#It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.
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watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe
#the scene where trenchard is going on abt the golf tournament to stall for time and the doctor and jo just look so exasperated... same#they dont even know hes working with the master at that point theyre just sick of hearing abt golf LMAO#anyways building up a new theory in which threegado is basically married but isnt actually#and the whole 'detecting anywhere' is bc thoschei decided to get hitched mid time war so theyd have next of kin arrangements or something#otherwise. all the doctors shit goes to brax :/// he'd just make the tardis a museum piece again#dw#threegado#doctor who#thoschei#third doctor#delgado!master
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#dead boy detectives#catcrow#the cat king#cat king#monty the crow#monty finch#poems and poetry#poems on tumblr#original poem#poetry#dbda fanfic#dead boy detectives fanfic#split-symmetry poem#monty dead boy detectives#thomas the cat king#esther finch#heavily mentioned#twin cinema poem#poem#marcela writes#sit back and enjoy those two queens sharing a depression beer in a bar somewhere in port townsend after /all that/#nick cave playing in the distance (thanks nick! i just noticed you have the same name. wow)#oh and a tip for first time readers: you have three poems arranged into one <3#you can start from left to right and then separate for monty and the cat king or you can go for the characters sides first!#your choice! third time's the charm. hope you have as much fun as i had with writing it <3#(homosexuality wins i revived monty from the dead because he needed to trauma vent in poetry form with someone i swear)
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A likely place for Lando Norris to be.
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These two idiots are, in fact, still figuring themselves out.
#Third Time's the Charm#Avatar the Last Airbender fic#arranged marriage#Toph/Zuko#Toph Beifong#Zuko#Iroh#no I have not abandoned this fic#no I will not be updating it regularly
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i don't hate the headcanons but personally i cannot understand people who think heather is a lesbian and/or alejandro is gay........they're obviously a beautiful polyamorous bi4bi couple who ruin the lives of whoever is lucky/unlucky enough to be their third, duh
#total drama#aleheather#marshy speaks#i'm partial to alenoaheather with this arrangement obviously. but there are some other potential candidates that could be fun to entertain#as their third i mean. of course
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danys marriage to drogo is the story of a teenage girl losing her autonomy after she was sold to an older man by her brother
in asoiaf, there are two versions of rhaegar and lyanna’s relationship
the first is the one robert baratheon (the man the starks were trying to sell lyanna to) tells us readers. the one where rhaegar kidnapped and raped lyanna.
the second is the one hinted at, the one readers slowly uncover. the one where lyanna ran off with rhaegar willingly. in this version, lyanna daringly takes back her autonomy. in this version, there was love.
robert baratheons version of events is reminiscent of dany and drogos relationship. the second (and likely the real) version of events is the complete opposite.
i do headcanon that there’s more to rhaegar and lyanna’s relationship than meets the eye, but even if the truth is that lyanna simply wanted to flee her arranged marriage and rhaegar provided her with the means to do so, then i’ll still look positively on their relationship as i’ll always root for women when they try to take back their bodily autonomy :)
#i genuinely can’t believe that rhaegar and lyanna’s relationship is being compared to dany and drogos#unless you think robert baratheons right even though we’re straight up told that robert never truly knew lyanna#no i don’t like the age gap either but this is something to take up with george. he is literally weird about this stuff.#please remember that rhaegar’s marriage to elia was arranged. neither of them owed each other love/fidelity#u can headcanon that rhaegar only helped lyanna bc he wanted a third child. but lyanna’s still taking back her autonomy so i still win#<-but this ignores all the foreshadowing and hints of love#ppl really wanna blame two ppl for a war. that’s like crazy talk. it’s like saying ww1 started bc of that assassination of that one dude#it was a spark. but many many other people played a part#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna stark#asoiaf fandom critical#asoiaf#daenerys targaryen
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The way Vettel is looking at him here
#sebastian vettel#carlos sainz jr#charles leclerc#there are so many ways this pic could go#are they at a gender reveal party? is seb setting up an arranged marriage?#little red (charles) brought his friend little blue (carlos) home and is laughing cos his dad (seb) was ribbing the fren#seb is the kind of guy to jokingly give the shovel talk to any friend his kid brings home#could also be seb and Charles getting a third#f1#scuderia ferrari
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For context, the "him" is lee know's friend who was in his japan vlog.
Jeongin: what kind of conversation is this?
#pride month still not over for these bitches holy fuck#congratulations to lee know for having multiple boyfriends#also condolences to lee know because han looks miffed as hell i think it took many cheesecakes to fix this little stunt#lee know#walking pride flag#han jisung#newly discovered he might be a side chic#yang jeongin#some say professional third wheeler but i say he's the only sane boyfriend in their throuple arrangements#where else would he find such fine entertainment? thats right nowhere.#minsung#skz#stray kids#rachalog#august 2023#vlog#i.n
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What do you think Goemon spends all his money on? He must be making thousands from heists yet is always inconveniently poor, so he must be buying a large amount of something. I personally think it's food and that he orders catering for every meal
#I think he would keep a low profile on his food spending habits around the gang#he'd strategically arrange every meal to come the moment the hideout is free#or would go to a nearby japanese restaurant daily#but there was a time when he sent fujiko all the way to japan and back just for food so i could see him doing that as well#i also think he would have a sweet tooth and casually order things like wedding cakes for himself#he would buy out the entirety of costco#lupin iii#lupin the third#lupin the 3rd#goemon ishikawa xiii#goemon
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"Suppose you make it easy to love you"
there are two ways to carry one's spouse
uh, @raccoonwithacoffeeproblem, thank you!
#genshin impact#arranged marriage au#heizou#shikanoin heizou#ayahei#kamisato ayato#notecapn art#oh wow the third time im using this tag#genshin impact au#no thoughts head empty#i need some sleep bye
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im probably gonna have to rearrange my sonic action figure display AGAIN because big werehog doesnt really fit anywhere on the shelf as its set up currently. endless pain and suffering forever
#i put a lot of thought into the way the characters are arranged like i make sure to display them in a way where everyone is visible#while also arranging the characters in a way that i feel makes sense. like team sonic + amy are all together in the front row#the second and third row are supporting characters who are also grouped with their friends/teammates#like cream is in a separate row from amy but is placed behind her so theyre still close together and shes next to blaze whos next to silver#whos next to espio whos directly in front of vector whos in the back row because hes so tall#not going into extreme detail about everyones placement just wanted to give an idea of whats going on here#idkw here to put the bigger werehog figure like hes massive so it feels like he should go in the back#but he straight up doesnt fit. like the riser is too tall for him to be able to stand on it#i could put him somewhere in the front maybe ? since hes a sonic. but id have to push a few things around to make him fit#without completely blocking tiny little cream on the second row#also i dont even have enough space for all my figures to be on the display lmaooo a bunch of my classic minis arent on there#simply because idk where to put them. so theyre just hanging out on my playsets which are on a separate shelf#its a mess out here
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OC RNG stuff.
-Lucinda is engaged to the oldest prince in a family of nine where there are 8 brothers and then the youngest is the only girl. She adores her future husband. -Ink Blot is a really dumb mage who acts as a street performer using fake magic despite being an actual mage. He just wants to be the center of attention. -Ruby and Luce are from the same plot (thank you RNG I love the dream wardens). They're part of different pairs and basically just patrol to keep dreams in check. Ruby and Luce also don't really meet each other in canon. Their routes don't overlap but they both interact with the main duo which is Colette and Marcus. (Ruby wants to beat Marcus up while Luce wants to kiss Marcus for what it matters.)
#i really love luce hes just so calm and collected in front of marcus and colette to try and look reliable#but hes actually one of the younger wardens who is made to replace his partner's old partner#so hes with sil and sil is just watching him for the first decade like why is he so awkward#when will he warm up to me or the other wardens he meets why is he always so tense#and then something happens and luce is sent into a panic because he learns that marcus used to laugh with sil and the retired warden#hes like ???? WHY DOES HE HATE ME ? WHAT DID I DO? and sil is like the guy is older than me and doesnt do change well#thats all there is to it he got used to my old partner and youre a wrench in the comfort zone hell get over it tho#and when marcus laughs for the first time in front of luce it is SO over for luce he would do anything for marcus#but then you get marcus who is telling colette i have to say things took an unexpected turn with sils partner#i went from fine with robert to being abandoned by robert to do you think luce is cute cause i think hes cute#and marcus is very much IM SO GAY which is fair cause colette is like MM YEAH SAME#and then you guys gotta realize i love my silly lil prince group where the oldest bro has a really cool future wife#and then the second oldest is like hey bro im stealing your wife for the afternoon and lucinda is like i see i see#and then the second oldest and lucinda just spend the entire afternoon dancing and shes happy to indulge him#then the third oldest is the original main one where he and the castle witch are on a mission to help another kingdom#but like the fact the oldest has an arranged marriage with a woman he loves#and the second youngest is in love with the son of two castle aids#who happens to be 40 and very worn out with stress from having to turn the second oldest down all the time#then the third oldest has a crush on a prince from the kingdom hes trying to help but the crush is on like an 18 year old#so the 2nd and 3rd oldest are constantly bickering over what the other sees in their crushes#anyway hi i love my ocs (gestures to them)#and ink was a really minor character in the plot bc it was mostly me paying attention to a dumbass vampire#and this thief who had to help the dumb vampire get home bc he has no sense of direction and had been abducted
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Hiiiii I'm working on a wall collage with Pierre-Joseph Redoute paintings and my roommate and I are discussing what we prefer what layout are we feeling
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really been struggling with finding good mindless queer audiobooks to distract myself with lately. today i started not one but two different poorly written fantasy romances where the main characters bone within 24 hours of meeting each other (one of them was literally 5 minutes after meeting). allos are wild
#am not against smut but y’all are so annoying. god bless#what if - and hear me out on this - we had a conversation first#also one of them is an arranged marriage thing and when the two royal families met for the wedding#it is revealed that the one family didn’t know which son the other family had picked out to marry theirs#king just showed up and did a bob barker reveal like ‘and you get our wimpy third son!!!’ and everyone got mad about it#you expect me to believe royal families don’t hash this out with royal counselors and lawyers???#you want me to believe there weren’t thirteen layers of elven prenups involved in this treaty?????#sorry i can’t focus on this s*x scene I’m still thinking about the international implications of Fiancé Roulette these morons were playing#aster chat
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