#Arrangement: the Third
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The Mad King of Mezalea | The Last Member of The Cod Alliance
#joel smallishbeans#ldshadowlady#mezalea#empires smp#its missing empires hours again#i keep thinking about the arranged marriage au. third prince of the crown who was sold to a doomed marriage and hated for thriving#god im going insane about these assholes forever#Spotify
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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#cangse sanren#wei changze#jiang fengmian#It was important to me that WCZ had the hereditary mole. I will die on this hill.#I have been *waiting* for the day to finally arrive when I could finally make this comic. It's been marinating for months.#My mission is to redraw all of qour's character designs one day. They are just *that* good.#CSSR has the vibes of a wandering menace who shows up in towns like a stray cat arriving at a new doorstep for treats. 10/10.#While YZY strongly leads us to believe that JFM was in love with CSSR and that's his whole motivation behind taking wwx in-#-I do think this is (once again) rumour being presented as reality. It's the juicer story to tell after all.#It is still possible that he did love her! But I think that story undercuts the relationship he also had with WCZ.#Yall ever think about how JC and WWX parallel their fathers? How Wei Changze also left the Jiang Leader's side? I do.#Unlike JC though It is far more hilarious and plausible to imagine JFM begging to be CSSR and WCZ's third. You know he would.#My wild headcanon is that JFM and YZY are in a mlm and wlw arranged marriage situation. Deeply unhappy as partners. Better as friends.#they care for each other and I'll admit that there is a beautiful tragedy in them having romantic feelings for each other the whole time.#But I am also here for the gaffs. Let them be unfulfilled homosexuals together.#Meanwhile cssr and wcz are having incredible hetrosexual sex in a bisexual way that WILL leave him pregnant by the end of it.
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dead boy detectives contrapuntal poems — 2 — (1) (3) (4) (5)
#dead boy detectives#catcrow#the cat king#cat king#monty the crow#monty finch#poems and poetry#poems on tumblr#original poem#poetry#dbda fanfic#dead boy detectives fanfic#split-symmetry poem#monty dead boy detectives#thomas the cat king#esther finch#heavily mentioned#twin cinema poem#poem#marcela writes#sit back and enjoy those two queens sharing a depression beer in a bar somewhere in port townsend after /all that/#nick cave playing in the distance (thanks nick! i just noticed you have the same name. wow)#oh and a tip for first time readers: you have three poems arranged into one <3#you can start from left to right and then separate for monty and the cat king or you can go for the characters sides first!#your choice! third time's the charm. hope you have as much fun as i had with writing it <3#(homosexuality wins i revived monty from the dead because he needed to trauma vent in poetry form with someone i swear)
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watching nuwho and then classic who depictions of the master is so funny you have ten going "i know him... i could detect him anywhere if he was on earth...." and then in the sea devils the master is just meandering around the same building complex as the doctor and it takes jo looking out the window and going "WAIT A SECOND" for him to even notice he's there. bestie your husband is committing crimes as we speak ignore the golf guy for 3 seconds maybe
#the scene where trenchard is going on abt the golf tournament to stall for time and the doctor and jo just look so exasperated... same#they dont even know hes working with the master at that point theyre just sick of hearing abt golf LMAO#anyways building up a new theory in which threegado is basically married but isnt actually#and the whole 'detecting anywhere' is bc thoschei decided to get hitched mid time war so theyd have next of kin arrangements or something#otherwise. all the doctors shit goes to brax :/// he'd just make the tardis a museum piece again#dw#threegado#doctor who#thoschei#third doctor#delgado!master
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@heroesbyler your post got me sniffsnuffsnuff (dog following scent noises) about Mike refusing to stop contacting people. I know there are more but my migraine has them paywalled atm. help
#mike wheeler WILL reach you about your car's extended warranty#i'm positive this has been well discussed in light of the 'maybe you should've reached out more' impys but#give mike powers and he'll be transmitting vision loops into his friends minds if they don't pick up by the third ring#[inside will's mind]: 🧍 why don't you answer 🧍👉☎️ you're hearing this right. that's me. pick up 🧍 are you mad#I'm sure mike being the quadruple texter of all time has nothing to do with karen's 'he'll come to us when he's ready' parenting style#this isnt a new realization this is just me arranging all my screenshots like funko pops I wanna see all together
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Third Time's the Charm
Chapter 33
Toph is trying to figure out why everyone being so nice is so...weird.
(Why isn't the usual link function working Tumblr, why????)
#Third Time's the Charm#Avatar the Last Airbender fic#arranged marriage#Toph Beifong#Zuko#Iroh#Lieutenant Jee#Zuko's crew
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much is said about how pon farr is one of the pioneer fuck or die scenarios in pop culture, but everyone tends to forget that it's not just fuck or die. it's fuck or die OR kill. and i suspect the 'kill' option was only added for no homo reasons, because otherwise there would only be one real way for captain kirk to help out his good buddy spock out of that situation. and faking his death wouldn't cut it
#star trek#tos#the writers when they realized they wrote a fuck or die where the only option for spock was his arranged fiancée who didn't want him#and his good buddy kirk offers to help him out and even geta physical with him: we need a third option immediately
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Made few more last night in boredom :) 💚❤💙💜
#fresco's chatterbox#usually when im bored like rn i do stupid things :)#made these last night cuz I didn't know what else to do XD#i probably have a bunch more idk#Green and Vio probably :]#the one with Vio and Green is my favourite tbh#that scene was like fire 🔥#four swords manga#four swords#fsa manga#loz fsa#fsa#green link#red link#blue link#vio link#i think I realized that my fave is Vio then Shadow second then Green third#bcuz like when I see the concept of how i talk about them and all that i think that's how they might be arranged in my head idk#but the best rank list and the most accurate one is just to place them all under number 1 and that's it XDDD#and now i disappear into void again :)
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A likely place for Lando Norris to be.
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let it bleed through my fingers (a treasure in my hands)
John Winchester, most powerful alpha in the Midwest, is intent on maintaining his place of power- and in order to form an alliance with the witches, he agrees to bond his youngest son, Sam, to their prize omega: a redheaded witch named Rowena. Given no choice in the matter, Sam agrees- and as time passes, he finds himself not only falling for his new mate, but also dreaming of a life outside of his father's control.
or, an arranged marriage omegaverse Sam/Rowena + Dean/Castiel fic.
chapter one now up!
#samwena#deancas#rowena macleod#sam winchester#dean winchester#castiel#spn fic#otp: dibs on samuel#otp: happiness isn't in the having#arranged marriage au#don't ask why i'm posting a third wip i'm insane
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Theodora is straight but Ondolemar is definitely fruity
#tesblr#oc: theodora#i feel like altmer wouldn't believe in labeling their sexuality#that's something the lessers do#i can see under the third dominion there being a push to have children for the purposes of making future soldiers#but like loveless arranged marriages are common so people be having affairs with anyone
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i don't hate the headcanons but personally i cannot understand people who think heather is a lesbian and/or alejandro is gay........they're obviously a beautiful polyamorous bi4bi couple who ruin the lives of whoever is lucky/unlucky enough to be their third, duh
#total drama#aleheather#marshy speaks#i'm partial to alenoaheather with this arrangement obviously. but there are some other potential candidates that could be fun to entertain#as their third i mean. of course
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it's insane how priority on pp1 is still to pass around the perimeter until it's back to the point so they can have Heiskanen take Ryan Suter ass wrist shots to an imaginary Joe Pavelski
#like it's just a waste of time unless Benn gets a tip or Robo does some Hyman shit netfront#Pavelski Is Gone why are we trying to summon his ghost through the 5 man pentagram arrangement on the power play#steve spott a third fanbase curses your name#stars lb
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danys marriage to drogo is the story of a teenage girl losing her autonomy after she was sold to an older man by her brother
in asoiaf, there are two versions of rhaegar and lyanna’s relationship
the first is the one robert baratheon (the man the starks were trying to sell lyanna to) tells us readers. the one where rhaegar kidnapped and raped lyanna.
the second is the one hinted at, the one readers slowly uncover. the one where lyanna ran off with rhaegar willingly. in this version, lyanna daringly takes back her autonomy. in this version, there was love.
robert baratheons version of events is reminiscent of dany and drogos relationship. the second (and likely the real) version of events is the complete opposite.
i do headcanon that there’s more to rhaegar and lyanna’s relationship than meets the eye, but even if the truth is that lyanna simply wanted to flee her arranged marriage and rhaegar provided her with the means to do so, then i’ll still look positively on their relationship as i’ll always root for women when they try to take back their bodily autonomy :)
#i genuinely can’t believe that rhaegar and lyanna’s relationship is being compared to dany and drogos#unless you think robert baratheons right even though we’re straight up told that robert never truly knew lyanna#no i don’t like the age gap either but this is something to take up with george. he is literally weird about this stuff.#please remember that rhaegar’s marriage to elia was arranged. neither of them owed each other love/fidelity#u can headcanon that rhaegar only helped lyanna bc he wanted a third child. but lyanna’s still taking back her autonomy so i still win#<-but this ignores all the foreshadowing and hints of love#ppl really wanna blame two ppl for a war. that’s like crazy talk. it’s like saying ww1 started bc of that assassination of that one dude#it was a spark. but many many other people played a part#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna stark#asoiaf fandom critical#asoiaf#daenerys targaryen
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These two idiots are, in fact, still figuring themselves out.
#Third Time's the Charm#Avatar the Last Airbender fic#arranged marriage#Toph/Zuko#Toph Beifong#Zuko#Iroh#no I have not abandoned this fic#no I will not be updating it regularly
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Mallachel mallachel can't wait to make 'giving Celebrimbor the finger' jokes
He says mildly, “You may be able to persuade me to cooperate with that,” and is satisfied to see Tyelpë notice and accept the equivocation.
Being exhausted is sub-optimal, of course, but in this case signaling weakness may actually be preferable to signaling obedience. Mallachel is no one’s servant.
#gem writes#silvergifting#mallachel#that last thought is a third age kind of thought#not really accurate in this context but mal doesnt exactly have his timeline sorted out#also the thing about the finger is. this is not annatar making a prosthetic. its annatar mending his clothes#he's arranging some matter that has [technobabble] properties so he can use it as part of his fana#it might remain a coppery color but it also might not#and will probably be otherwise indistinguishable
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