#Anyways get his ass

[royalarchivist]

Ludwig: —Which means, it must be the women!

Foolish: [Gasps]

Miyoung: I think it's Shoto, but I voted Lud because of what he said about women. 😕

Valkyrae: Yeah, you know what? Foolish, if you're an ally...

Foolish: Oh fck, they got me in a trap. Dude, they got me in a trap.

Ludwig: Foolish, did you know gamers are the most oppressed group? Gamers are the most oppressed group—

Foolish: I'm in a pickle.

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Ludwig: Which means, it must be the women!

Foolish: [dramatic gasp]

Shoto: It is the... [sighs]

Ludwig: I wish I didn't say it with so much excitement...

Miyoung: Why do you always have to that...

[Unintelligible mess. Everyone's talking at the same time]

Foolish: It sure is... yeah.

Ludwig: I should've just said Miyoung and Valkyrae.

Shoto: Why so charged, man Ludwig: I regret saying it, yeah. Yeah, it was a bit charged, it was a bit charged, it was.

Valkyrae: [laughing]

Shoto: Foolish, I'll vote for who you vote for.

Foolish: uhhhm... I feel like I've just seen nothing this game, this whole time. I've just been like alone.

Ludwig: Are you fu- daft or dumb, Foolish?

Shoto: You're not doing this to me, you're not doing this to me

Miyoung: I voted for Lud. That was, that was just... that was just not okay.

Ludwig: Foolish.

Foolish: Yeah?

Ludwig: It's simply Miyoung.

Foolish: How could it?

Ludwig: Miyoung and Valkyrae.

Foolish: Ohh?

Miyoung: No, it's not.

Foolish: Okay, but Miyoung said it wasn't....

Miyoung: It's literally not.

Foolish: Miyoung, who would it be?

Shoto: You're gonna believe her? You're gonna believe her?

Miyoung: Okay, okay, sorry, I- I vote for the wrong reasons, uh, I think it's Shoto, but I voted Lud because of what he said about women.

Valkyrae: Yeah, you know what, Foolish if you're an ally [rest is unintelligible]

Foolish: Oh fuck...

Ludwig: No, don't play this card.

Foolish: She got me in a trap, dude, they got me in a trap.

Shoto: Dude, no you can't play that card right now.

Foolish: [votes for Miyoung] They... I'm in a pickle.

Shoto: This is a terrible situation to do that, Foolish, please.

Ludwig: You know gamers are the most oppressed group, gamers are the most oppressed group.

Foolish: I'm in a pickle :DD

[remxedmoon]

yknow i think their cloak should be a little stained actually. just a little.

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[samyazasheaven]

Speaking in the third person... AM -- which is I -- AM is satisfied with the sacrifice. He -- that is to say, I -- will spare the village his -- that is to say, my -- wrath for today. I have -- as I said before -- spoken.

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[sadquickchristmassnowman]

“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn

[krysmcscience]

Look, Aym, I know you wanna annoy your big bro sometimes, but y'all really gotta stop putting the death god into silly mode. He is Very Dangerous, you see. ŎuŎ;

this idea wouldn't go away until i drew it so here it is lmfao

[cherrytraveller]

can’t have SHIT in this family

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[rovobeam]

When you try to hit your older sibling and they stop the blow with one hand

[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

[scurvyboy]

romanticizing your fiddlfords bald spot has genuinely made me less scared of balding for when i start T so thanks for making fidds sexy male pattern baldness 👍

well as a believer in body positivity ideology and male pattern baldness' number one fan, that's great to hear. the only problem is this made me realize that i should be sexualizing his bald spot more.

anyway, i hope this picture i made makes you feel more desirable when you start to go bald.

if he can make going bald sexy then so can you. i believe in you.

[lotus-pear]

yeah sure therapy is nice but teen soukoku is faster and a lot cheaper

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)

Sorry if this is OOC!

[bananafire11]

Tadc stuff

[kalofi]

middle school

[fridgrave2-0]

hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au

turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else

now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident

also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out

[kristoffs-lullaby]

Jealousy, Jealousy