#Anyways get his ass

[royalarchivist]

Ludwig: —Which means, it must be the women!

Foolish: [Gasps]

Miyoung: I think it's Shoto, but I voted Lud because of what he said about women. 😕

Valkyrae: Yeah, you know what? Foolish, if you're an ally...

Foolish: Oh fck, they got me in a trap. Dude, they got me in a trap.

Ludwig: Foolish, did you know gamers are the most oppressed group? Gamers are the most oppressed group—

Foolish: I'm in a pickle.

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Ludwig: Which means, it must be the women!

Foolish: [dramatic gasp]

Shoto: It is the... [sighs]

Ludwig: I wish I didn't say it with so much excitement...

Miyoung: Why do you always have to that...

[Unintelligible mess. Everyone's talking at the same time]

Foolish: It sure is... yeah.

Ludwig: I should've just said Miyoung and Valkyrae.

Shoto: Why so charged, man Ludwig: I regret saying it, yeah. Yeah, it was a bit charged, it was a bit charged, it was.

Valkyrae: [laughing]

Shoto: Foolish, I'll vote for who you vote for.

Foolish: uhhhm... I feel like I've just seen nothing this game, this whole time. I've just been like alone.

Ludwig: Are you fu- daft or dumb, Foolish?

Shoto: You're not doing this to me, you're not doing this to me

Miyoung: I voted for Lud. That was, that was just... that was just not okay.

Ludwig: Foolish.

Foolish: Yeah?

Ludwig: It's simply Miyoung.

Foolish: How could it?

Ludwig: Miyoung and Valkyrae.

Foolish: Ohh?

Miyoung: No, it's not.

Foolish: Okay, but Miyoung said it wasn't....

Miyoung: It's literally not.

Foolish: Miyoung, who would it be?

Shoto: You're gonna believe her? You're gonna believe her?

Miyoung: Okay, okay, sorry, I- I vote for the wrong reasons, uh, I think it's Shoto, but I voted Lud because of what he said about women.

Valkyrae: Yeah, you know what, Foolish if you're an ally [rest is unintelligible]

Foolish: Oh fuck...

Ludwig: No, don't play this card.

Foolish: She got me in a trap, dude, they got me in a trap.

Shoto: Dude, no you can't play that card right now.

Foolish: [votes for Miyoung] They... I'm in a pickle.

Shoto: This is a terrible situation to do that, Foolish, please.

Ludwig: You know gamers are the most oppressed group, gamers are the most oppressed group.

Foolish: I'm in a pickle :DD

[remxedmoon]

yknow i think their cloak should be a little stained actually. just a little.

[egophiliac]

we were fucking ROBBED

[samyazasheaven]

Speaking in the third person... AM -- which is I -- AM is satisfied with the sacrifice. He -- that is to say, I -- will spare the village his -- that is to say, my -- wrath for today. I have -- as I said before -- spoken.

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[sadquickchristmassnowman]

“I can tell TV from real life, Jeff. TV has structure, logic, rules, and likeable leading men. In real life, we have this. We have you” is still one of the most METAL fucking lines in the entire series like??? abed just gagged him like that??? in front of EVERYONE??? insane. I’m still not over it. goddamn

[krysmcscience]

Look, Aym, I know you wanna annoy your big bro sometimes, but y'all really gotta stop putting the death god into silly mode. He is Very Dangerous, you see. ŎuŎ;

this idea wouldn't go away until i drew it so here it is lmfao

[cherrytraveller]

can’t have SHIT in this family

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[dudethatsmyundeaduncle]

Had this Headcannon that when Multi-Lingual Dick and Jason get drunk they start singing Ballads in Spanish. Yeah some classical shit like Vicente Fernandez but also the most wild Selena you've ever heard.

[lotus-pear]

yeah sure therapy is nice but teen soukoku is faster and a lot cheaper

[kristoffs-lullaby]

Jealousy, Jealousy

[fridgrave2-0]

hehe ghost-turbo haunting felix au

turbo is connected to the last piece of his code in the whole arcade - a trophy he gifted to felix in mid 80s as a symbol of him genuinely caring about their relationships on par with being the best racer. felix also gave him one of his medals and both kept their gifts next to other rewards, but when roadblasters and turbotime were unplugged, the medal was gone with everything else

now, after burning in cola-lava turbo is basically dead, but scraps of his code still were intertwined with the trophy (after all, it was his first winner's cup, but felix never knew about it), giving turbo an opportunity to exist as a shadow incapable of interacting with anything and anyone besides felix, who kept the trophy even after the roadblasters incident

also I went crazy in tags, feel free to check them out

[dokabee]

They are DONE!!! LOOK AT THEM AAA

They will now be there under my monitor (totally dont mind the shamos chilling behind them...)

[giddlygoat]

based on this au i made. don’t worry, i’m sure they’ll work it out

[15-lizards]

Modern AU Bramie worst couple on gods green earth. She’s a college sophomore on a sports scholarship just trying to get through her classes. He works at Tywin Roy’s multi media empire bc nepotism and he sucks so hard at his job he couldn’t tell you his title. They met while she was on her daily 5 am jog outside of campus and found him hungover on a park bench after a two week bender with coke in his pocket and 30 missed calls and 55 suggestive texts from Cersei. She thinks he’s a bum but gives him her water bottle out of pity. They meet again a week later at some business soirée Tywin is throwing that Briennes dad got invited too and they meet eyes and immediately feel some kind of godawful connection they are Locked In now. He beelines over to her bc he subconsciously thinks she’s Mother Teresa but then verbally starts making fun of her for having a social climber daddy. She asks how his monthly detox at rehab was. They’re snippy with each other all night. A few days later she’s getting coffee with Sansa after class and she looks over to see who Briennes texting and goes why are you arguing with a thirty two year old man over his college sports highlight reels. Aaaaaand scene.

[checkadii]

Art as a hobby was a mistake . here’s witness mine redemption2.png or smth I’m reaching post drawing clarity but also patting myself on the back for making the conscious decision to not draw his wing(s) accurately elmao

girlboysomething will sit there and go How Can I Make This Not Complicated. Then make it complicated. anything for you mr too many blades or whatever

[stefisdoingthings]

silence

also this is from Wolfwood's POV (in case it isn't clear) i have 0 normal thoughts (every song ever is VW)