#And the something is that GREEN WOMAN!!

[separatist-apologist]

I was trying to impress Lae'zel and now Asterion is in love with me whoops

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

[bluebananabarry]

everyone lusting after this old man and his mysterious emo charm (just like me)

Og pic under cut:

[cerealboxlore]

Quick idea for a fic:

Lunch.

Hear me out.

Sometimes a Justice League meeting will go on long and some of the more humanoid members will get hungry, so, some of them like to group up and head out for lunch or some late night munchies together. Where to, exactly? That's the thing, since they have zeta teleporting in the watch tower, they can go anywhere, so it would be very cute to see a group of superhero friends eat a meal together.

Especially in another superheroes' city without telling them :3

For example, Flash, Superman, Green Lantern, Martian Manhunter, and Wonder Woman, all heading to Gotham after a long meeting one day. Batman sees them heading to Gotham but doesn't know why....until he figures out they're going to batburger despite his dislike of it and actively trying to get the new batman toy that comes with the meal.

And he only figures this out because Robin is with them (he also wanted the new batman toy).

✨️Bonus✨️:

And as you know, I'm a Billy Batson account, so of course I had to include him at the end. Fawcett city doesn't really have any notable food chains that I know of, but what they do have is Billy's adopted parents, the Bromfields, who certainly wouldn't mind inviting their son's co-workers to dinner :3 without telling him, naturally, as a surprise <3

Billy gets home from middle school one day, ready to play some video games, when he hears The Flash ask him if he's done his homework yet and sees Green Arrow talking to Mr. Bromfield about chili recipes.

[rontra]

EXPONENTIAL CAST GROWTH

why is that third one 203 mb ,,.calm down its just leafs

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uhh these are for my AU so dont worry about the details. i think theres a couple things in here i havent talked about even for the people who Have been following the au posting hahaha

[rhaenin-time]

The changes the writers made to Alicent, Aemond, and Aegon have too many modern connotations and it disturbs me that so many people find those connotations "sympathetic."

[ithilienns]

The last thing I want to do is get dragged into dragon show discourse, but jfc could a certain section of the fandom please just try a little harder to not sound like twelfth century feudal lords rageposting about what the monarch’s done now? Some of you are shouting with your whole chest like you personally own a keep and a bunch of serfs. Mumbling about male primogeniture as though your castle and landholdings are at risk.

[allyriadayne]

Why do you think Larys gravitated towards Alicent and not say Rhaenyra? Did he think Alicent was easier to manipulate and more vulnerable or did he just think the greens were a safer bet?

it's half and half. i don't think larys is doing all that because he particularly believes in the traditional male inheritance and is ideologically aligned with the greens, nor that he thinks they are the safest bet (if he believed in this he would not have murdered his family lol). we don't actually know what are his grand plans in the books or in the show but while i don't believe it has to do exactly with personal power, it has to do with getting him into a position of considerable influence over the realm's affairs.

after saying this we can say that targeting alicent makes more sense than rhaenyra. why? for the same reason otto decides it's better to make alicent visit viserys to eventually trap him into marrying her rather than try to guide rhaenyra from zero. alicent is more pliable, more naive, and more willing to follow than to lead, even if she doesn't realize it that moment as the mother of the possible future king she has a lot of influence in court and council; larys has been watching her since she became queen (notice how he inserted himself in the women's circle during the hunt) and found her to be in the right position AND disposition. it was no accident that he finds her just after saying goodbye to otto in the godswood: she's finally free from her biggest influence, has no support system, and in such a vulnerable state that when larys does his tricks she falls really easily and believes all his words (the-green-dress-ramin-djawadi.mp3) because he empathizes with her ("when one is not invited to speak..."), speaks her fears out loud (rhaenyra, her lack of allies) and offers her his support when all she had was through otto.

as for larys, i like to think that he saw some parts of himself in her (outsiders, under strict parents, intelligent and overlooked), esp during those ten years of dinners where the friendly facade (or was it?!?!) was firmly in place (rip alicent you are never getting away) and that's why he doubles down in his punishments when she denies him. in any case, this would not had happened with rhaenyra at all. larys needs an entry and the only moment rhaenyra is vulnerable is when daemon leaves her pants down in the brothel, she's much more guarded and knows how to wield her privileges. poor larys would've been kicked out immediately plus after rhaenyra started seeing harwin there was NO WAY larys was going for the same route, that his brother liked her was already a mark against.

i think at this point when aegon was a baby many people were just waiting for viserys to change his mind, he doesn't really do much for rhaenyra so for them it was a matter of time. i think this is true for larys and because he's practically put all his eggs in alicent's basket he's throwing himself to be the best pet spy in the realm and not lose the foothold he has in the queen until the moment she or the cause is not useful to his goals anymore (let's remember he installed one of the puppet kings, did nothing when daemon took harrenhal, when alys did the same, and well, he did poison aegon lol).

[bumblingbabooshka]

'Parturition' is so brave for being the yaoi ship trope episode of Voyager. "Neelix and Tom Paris had a physical.....fight." Also continuing Tom's beautiful habit of loving both infidelity and child abandonment with all his heart. Also, wonderful out of context quote: "I had no right to push that pasta in your lap."

[puppetmaster13u]

DC au but everyone is dinosaurs (or similar creatures) (maybe it's a simulation, maybe they're dino clones, maybe it's the effect of an artifact, maybe it's just a natural thing for that world/timeline, who knows)

Ideas for different species:

Batman as a Quetzalcoatlus Robins as different Raptors Superman as a Brachiosaurus Wonder Woman as a Diplodocus Flash as a Carnotaurus Aquaman as a Spinosaurus Martian Manhunter as a Plateosaurus Green Lantern as a Therizinosaurus & Triceratops Black Canary as a Edmontosaurus Green Arrow as a Lambeosaurus Captain Marvel as a Tyrannosaurus Cyborg as an Ankylosaurus

[rubyneo]

actually did i ever tell yall about meeting hera at my summer job waiting tables at the local dennys

[starlooove]

I hate when i can like. I can’t even call it thinking but conceptualize shit that I can’t put into words

[suedemotion]

my entire music library is just like “ah yes... my mother would drop dead if she had to listen to even a few minutes if this”

[broke-on-books]

Here is my finals board btw

It has everything you need for finals week, aka reminders for my actual finals, spider man, motivational poetry (unspeakable suffering edition), the comics vers of that one Twitter post, macroeconomics formulas, Batgirl, a sticker my gramma gave me, and motivational quote (again)

[dontwanderoff]

ive had the kip&co x ken done collab in my life for all of five minutes and now i don't know how to go on without this as my doona cover

[typicalcommondandelion]

I FUCKING HATE THE LIBERALS SO FUCKING MUCH

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