The boys trapped and are waiting for their inevitable deaths (based off of the one scene from tmnt)
Damian: This sucks
Dick: At least we’re all here together
Damian: I just wish I could’ve seen BTS irl
Dick: We could… (looks over at Tim and Jason)
Tim: Yeah I guess we could sing
Dick: I’ll be happy to sing some of the songs for you Damian
Jason: yeah I’m down
Damian: Really? because that’d be great
Dick: smooth like butter… come on guys
Jason joining in: smooth like butter
Tim crying: like a criminal undercover
random jumbled incorrect lyrics
Damian: …you guys don’t even know the words :(
Bruce showing up to save his kids: shut up before I regret coming to save you
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Okay but Mika would love Coraline actually
Like.. a supposed children's movie with vibrant colors ( in the other world) and unique animation combined with a very unsettling and creepy atmosphere and vibe?
How scary the plot suddenly gets near the end? All the imagery with the Other Mother?
That's totally his jam with his love for cute-but-creepy stuff
Not to mention the entire doll motive and concept in the movie when applied to Mika and his behavior and personality...
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so the book of bill is pretty good
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thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.
Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:
Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)
weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)
scars
FRESH scars
the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42
Olympic athlete level physiques
rotator cuff injuries across the whole family
scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes
old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)
Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)
every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints
calluses
no really, the weirdest fucking calluses
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seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything
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Truly something how comforting the LOTR movies continue to be after 20 years and eighty million watches.
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