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Last Seen Tumblr Blogs
Fun Fact
Celebrities use Tumblr as well.
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#why cant this be me????#jimmy johns got washed away in the hurricane and ive been lost without their avocado spread ever since
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Time to get my hopes up about a house again.
#this one has a charming covered front porch#and a sunny flat backyard#literally meets all 3 of my requirements#porch sunny yard and bathtub
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Welcome to Strawberryland!
#fondly remembering huffing my strawberry shortcake dvd cuz it smelled like strawberries#and crossing my fingers i inherit my grandmothers vintage strawberry shortcake bedset cookwear and tablecloth#my one aunt and i make a plea for it every time we visit and my grandma just exclaims shes holding onto it for another decade atleast#a glass of milk has never tasted better than out of those mugs tho
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Ehehehe i get to plant seeds this weekend!
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Tumblr Tuesday: Hansry is Canon!
One of the best moments in fandom is when a ship you love to ship becomes a canonical ship. And, of course, there's nothing Tumblr likes more than a bickering lord and his underling. This Tumblr Tuesday is dedicated to Henry of Skalitz and Hans Capon of Pirkstein, who have been canonized as lovers in the recent release of Kingdom Come: Deliverance II. Thank you to all the artists who are outdoing themselves with pictorial celebrations of that fact.
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#bless merry for putting hansry on my dash cuz ive been wild about these two for like 2 weeks cuz of it#hansry#kcd2
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The world is in great peril, and you are the unlucky protagonist who must save it! Spin this wheel three times and get your Dragon Age party that you're stuck trying to save it with.
Feel free to reroll repeats. Most are companions, but there are also a few companion-adjacent possibilities. You can assume that you as the protagonist have a basic level of combat competency even if you don't in real life, so don't worry about yourself
#varric davrin and bethany#HOW AM I MEANT TO SAVE THE WORLD WITH ALL THIS CLEAVAGE JUST OUT#atleast we got a rogue a warrior and a mage#dragon age
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THE WIGGLES JUST RELEASED A SONG CALLED “WE’RE FRIENDS OF DOROTHY”??????
#yall dont even know the scream i scrumpt when i got the notification from orville that he did this#i was a big wiggles kid cuz of the time and the fact they worked a lot with steve irwin#and so this was just perfection
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Happy birthday!!!
Thank you my friend!!!
#please ask vivi how to join in on my soup plight#single-handedly carrying the message of my soup-based personal torment far and wide#and genuinely good poster follow for more good posts.#ask
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a woman will be 28 or whatever and all the 24 year olds are in shock like “no fucking way I seriously couldn’t tell. you don’t look near death at all”
#me telling my little high school and early college aged coworkers i turned 28#legit had my girl go 'oh well 28 isnt old but i think 29 and 30 is old'#like ok glad im a precorpse
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Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!
Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.
Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D
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Was gifted a lily (poisonous to cats) and bamboo superglued into rocks for my bday. 🙃
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Was gifted a handheld carpet/surface cleaner and I'm going absolutely wild.
#being in ur late 20s rules#so far ive cleaned both area rugs the decorative pillows my mattress my desk chair my dining table chairs#tomorrow its the couch and my ANCIENT lazyboy chair and im so excited#and it'll be nice enough tonite and tomorrow it can all AIR DRY IN THE SUN WOOOOO#legit sent a text to my neighbor like hey sorry if u see me fucking around at midnight i was just given a cleaner and am going WILD
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"I'm 18. Able to legally....vote." - Marcy Dinkley (A Scooby-Doo Halloween)
HAPPY 18th Birthday
Miriam Webster Dictionary
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Manatees from sketchbook club
#we are working with the wildlife collective in april to do a manatee thing so this was serendipitous!#art#manatee
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Antonina Rzhevskaya - A Merry Moment (1897)
#people have been people for ever#and when you see a toddler dancing to music u cant help but join in
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