freelanceplatypus
freelanceplatypus
God Lied to Me
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I have bad tastes, and it's ok that you do too • 18+ • They/Them • ask to tag
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freelanceplatypus · 1 day ago
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Do you think anything you did mattered, Hawke?
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freelanceplatypus · 2 days ago
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i died like 5 years ago my body just kept going
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freelanceplatypus · 2 days ago
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Need the enemies to lovers of these two little mice.
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please look at this beautiful mouse
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freelanceplatypus · 2 days ago
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i feel some people may enjoy these
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freelanceplatypus · 3 days ago
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Moving to a warmer climate did wonders for my general seasonal depression but my god I'll never be able to achieve the day long endorphin rush that is the first sunny 55 degree day during a midwest spring. Everyone is outside and smiling and full of love and light.
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freelanceplatypus · 4 days ago
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Dream of eternity
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freelanceplatypus · 4 days ago
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How to distract a spymaster🪶
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freelanceplatypus · 6 days ago
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You cannot imagine the psychic battles I am doing with this sardine.
If I was ever given the wish to change one thing about myself it would be to not be a picky eater.
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freelanceplatypus · 6 days ago
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If I was ever given the wish to change one thing about myself it would be to not be a picky eater.
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freelanceplatypus · 7 days ago
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Dragons Fucking Car I (Relief), 2016     Jon Rafman
White Carrara Marble 152 x 126 x 20 cm 59 7/8 x 49 5/8 x 7 7/8 in                                    
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freelanceplatypus · 11 days ago
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo should've been one of the greatest bisexuals we've ever seen on cable television.
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freelanceplatypus · 13 days ago
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The second page of my sketchbook which has some marker drawings from sketchbook club and some watercolor/gouache paintings of my dog and one of my leopard geckos.
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freelanceplatypus · 13 days ago
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I joined a local sketchbook club at the start of the year and it's really encouraged me to get back into making art. Tonite I got to share the first page of my sketchbook, which is a little storybook scene feat. my two kitties.
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freelanceplatypus · 13 days ago
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Me last night: oh boy today sure was long but I look forward to sleeping in tomorrow!
My town at 8am: Actually we've sent the tree removal service to YOUR STREET TODAY please enjoy the gentle wake up of chainsaws and heavy work vehicles that have to beep when they reverse!
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freelanceplatypus · 14 days ago
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freelanceplatypus · 14 days ago
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Not to be that person, but if you remember this, how's that newfound back pain going for ya babe
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freelanceplatypus · 14 days ago
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Booting up bg3 for the first time in 5 months like oh shit this thing has mods now!
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