freelanceplatypus
freelanceplatypus
God Lied to Me
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I have bad tastes, and it's ok that you do too • 18+ • They/Them • ask to tag
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freelanceplatypus · 1 day ago
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5 hour jeffiot Disco Elysium video is gonna cure me.
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freelanceplatypus · 3 days ago
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Fixing her hair
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freelanceplatypus · 5 days ago
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freelanceplatypus · 6 days ago
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i love this guy so much hes asking the real questions
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freelanceplatypus · 6 days ago
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Nothing FEELS more embarrassing than trying to make friends as an adult. We both like drawing dragons. Why can we not be immediate friends as we would in kindergarten based on the same merit?
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freelanceplatypus · 8 days ago
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freelanceplatypus · 10 days ago
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i know it irritated people that you have to do work for meredith in act 3 no matter what because they didn’t really finish the pro-mage route but please consider the horror of hawke’s hard-earned rise to power putting them in that position where they have to work for meredith no matter what because there’s no amount of money or lineage or property or titles that will let you survive without betraying your own
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freelanceplatypus · 11 days ago
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Marketable plushie when???
I need planaria to get the same cultural boost that the tardigrade did. They move so cutely. Their little eye spots make them look so baby girl. The fact you can just cut them up and get more. I love them so much.
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freelanceplatypus · 11 days ago
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I need planaria to get the same cultural boost that the tardigrade did. They move so cutely. Their little eye spots make them look so baby girl. The fact you can just cut them up and get more. I love them so much.
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freelanceplatypus · 12 days ago
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this is your baptism
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freelanceplatypus · 14 days ago
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more reigen!!!
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freelanceplatypus · 15 days ago
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Back in the day I had made 3 kids for my Inquisitor Adaar and Josephine and their youngest was a sailor and dragon hunter and I'm just NOW realizing how good of a Rook she would make. She joined the Lord's of Fortune because commercial sailing just wasn't exciting enough for her. The Inquisitor asking Varric to look after her. 😭
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freelanceplatypus · 15 days ago
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fighting art block with silly little projects like this Teapot Animal, sipping from your cup. i finally got to experiment with gold leaf on a bjd & that was a lot of fun.
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freelanceplatypus · 15 days ago
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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies
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freelanceplatypus · 16 days ago
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what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.
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freelanceplatypus · 16 days ago
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everyone hate my loquacious swag. its always "why did you make this sentence so long" and "why do you use so many commas and em dashes" and never "how did you come up with run on sentence" or "writing that run on sentence looked fun"
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freelanceplatypus · 16 days ago
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Wanderlust
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