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Mrs. Claus opens "The Year Without a Santa Claus" by claiming the eponymous year took place "before you were born". Seeing as the movie was released in 1974, this means the year must have been before then.
Bounding this on the lower end is the presence of ice hockey - mentioned by Heat Miser - and the use of telephones. Ice hockey was invented in 1875, while Alexander Graham Bell built the telephone in 1876, meaning the year must post-date these. These figures give a range of approximately 100 years during which Santa may have taken his holiday.
Yet, narrowing this further is the presence of a December calendar counting the 1st to a Wednesday. Between 1876 and 1974, only the Decembers of 1880, 1886, 1897, 1909, 1915, 1920, 1926, 1937, 1943, 1948, 1954, 1965, and 1971 started on a Wednesday.
But still this can be narrowed further.
When Santa set out that Christmas Eve, we see what appears to be an almost full Moon in the sky. Within the years listed, only 1920 had a full Moon on Christmas.
Ergo, 1920 was the year without a Santa Claus.
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sketched my faves ❤️
#Aouuugghhhh#my bones...SHUDDERING#datv#dayv spoilers#dragon age#art#neve gallus#davrin#lucanis dellamorte
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Quinceañera
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anyone else think this too
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The Drunkest Counties in the USA
#saw this on reddit yesterday and the way they display images it like cut off the upper part of the us#so when i clicked it and saw that good ol bright red wisconsin#at risk of doxxing myself the county i grew up in is one of the purple ones#and ya know what...yep#what else can u do there?#alcohol cw
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The new Marcille extra by Ryoko Kui
#YEEESSS I LOVE THIS FOR HER#get fuckin silly with it#and like IT MAKES SENSE FOR LONG LIVED RACES TO REPLACE THEIR TEETH#oh god...baby elf skull#dungeon meshi
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found some dragon age sketches from 2019!
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#soon yall we r almost to the shortest day of the year#its been 60 and sunny the last few days and legit i can feel how happy and content my brain is#like the way the air SMELLS on a sunny warm day after cold weather is ADDICTING
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Annnd done 8D
Ahh Hawke ;3; you fail so hard.
Next I must abuse Sebastian a little >:)
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I've made an animatic every 2 years for the last 6 years and we are coming up on 2 years since my last one. 2025 is destined for another half-assed animatic by yours truly.
#free do u know anything about animating?#no but i can sure imagine characters to sound bites and songs
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Imagine never having dreams until you’re 30 and then suddenly you’re having recurring nightmares about your repressed anger but also sometimes wet dreams about the tall and jacked qunari you’re thirsting for down the hallway
#i imagine harding spending a lot of nites in the pantry with lucanis just slamming coffee#i like to think harding didnt really drink coffee before all this so she adds unconscionable amounts of cream and sugar to her coffee#and lucanis keeps his mouth shut#datv spoilers#datv#dragon age
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someone: hey what do you think of (paranormal topic)
me, wise in the ways of the unexplained: well its either real or its fake
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The fourth fake vintage ad for monsters is here, only one left before the whole set is done !
cute werewolves need cute clothes
more vintage ad by monsters, for monsters:
zombie
vampire
ghost
werewolf
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