#Alive Jason Todd
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Nightwing and Robin Jason: On your mark, get set g-
Batman: No
Nightwing: No? No, what? You don't even know what we're?!
Batman: You two were about to try and race across the rooftops
Nightwing: And? We do it all the time
Batman: And, they're covered in ice from freezing rain
Robin Jason: So? We fought Mr. Freeze last week, and we're still alive
Batman: [glares]
Dick: Ugh, fine. We won't have ANY fun
Batman: [turns around]
Nightwing:
Robin Jason:
Nightwing and Robin Jason: [glance at each other]
Nightwing and Robin Jason: [whispering] Go
[Both start running]
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[Later]
Dick: [sitting on the couch with his ankle in a cast] Consequences, gotta be my top three least favorite parts of my actions
Jason: [sitting next to him with his arm in a cast] Big brothers, gotta be the top three worst people to listen to when they say they have a fun idea
Dick: You're just grumpy because YOU fell down first
Jason: [hits him with a pillow]
#dick grayson#jason todd#bruce wayne#nightwing#robin#robin jason todd#batman#incorrect batfamily quotes#batfamily#batfam#batbros#batboys#batkids#batdad#oh the irony of “we're still alive”
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I refuse to believe that Bruce Wayne, a man in his fifties who took up martial arts in his twenties, who has had at least one serious spinal injury and countless other injuries, is in anyway comparable to the adult robins, who have been training and conditioning since their early teens if not earlier and are all in their prime.
#batman#Bruce Wayne#i know DC will never ever acknowledge that#but the human body can only take so much for so long#dc#robins‚ assorted#dick grayson#most flexible human alive#should be running rings around him#Jason todd#who got a factory reset at 15#should be wrecking his shit
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jason in titans tower staring at bruce: how’d you know i was alive old man?
bruce: robin - tim - is an avid follower of your tumblr blog that has mysteriously updated after years of you being deceased
tim: mhm, at mrsbennetluvr88 started quoting hamlet and titus andronicus after years of radio silence, it was the only rational conclusion
jason: … at least you know your shakespeare…
#tim: i was your moot goffick-bat69! i’m well aware of your dramatic tendencies#jason: and you didn’t find it so weird that you went out and wore your dead online friends mantel?#tim: i was being poetic! something about vengeance and keeping the magic alive !#batman#jason todd#tim drake#bruce wayne#robin#red robin#red hood#batbros
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inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is
#sorry this was funnier in my head#but after i read that post I COULD NOT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT#gen z batkids is the most Cursed thing i've read today and i love it#at first i had so many Thoughts about how my brain CANNOT reconcile tim as anything but a 90s kid but then i read that line about damian and#i feel like they'd mess with him sometimes by randomly quoting memes in unison#almost started to overthink how in This Particular Timeline jason might have missed out on this meme because he was Not Alive#but for the purposes of this silly joke i choose to believe dates are irrelevant#that is all thank you#clarisse doodles#batfam#damian wayne#dick grayson#jason todd
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If the Lazarus pit can restore lost limbs and bones and shit, would that mean it also restores wisdom teeth?
What I’m saying is, assuming Jason had his wisdom teeth out early (like I did), he’d have to get them out AGAIN before enacting his 5D chess revenge plan on Batman
#lazarus pit#dc#Jason Todd#red hood#Batman#dc comics#text post#he calls Bruce high as a kite sobbing and asking why he doesn’t love him#Bruce at this point has no idea Jason’s alive#Talia regrets letting Jason have phone privileges
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Tim: momma ain’t raise a quitter
Jason: well, actually, momma ain’t raise nobody
Tim: …
#neglectful parent jokes instead of orphan jokes#Tim to Bruce when he gets benched: is it because my parents are alive#batman#jason todd#batfam#Tim Drake#janet drake#jack drake#incorrect batfamily quotes#bruce wayne#robin#red robin
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Something something Danny learns that Jason died and crawled out of his own grave.
Danny, to Jason: You actually got a grave?
Jason: Why? You want one?
He doesn’t notice how this could potentially sound like a threat from an outsider’s perspective.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#Danny phantom#dc#batfamily#jason todd#red hood#Danny Fenton#Danny is a little jealous that Jason got a grave while he didn’t#like yeah he’s still half alive but he also died#he would like a grave#it would feel like his death was mourned
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honestly one of the main reasons I like dc is that they can’t keep a storyline straight for shit. anything I don’t like is just *not real*. that’s different storyline babes what are you talking about???
like at this point I can consider shit like wfa and hell even well written fanfics as canon bc who knows what’s going on with those funky little people?? certainly not the dc writers
#like anything I want to be true is and no one can stop me#if I want my gay little characters to be gay and happy then I can ignore everything preventing it#Bruce being a good dad#canon to me#jason has ptsd and is working on it? canon#the batfamily is a family? canon bc I say so#Alfred is alive and well and actually is immortal#timkon#stephcass#jayroy#all canon to me and the fucked up dc continuity can’t do shit#dc#dc comics#batman#batfamily#jason Todd#dick grayson#tim drake#cassandra cain#stephanie brown#duke thomas#damian wayne#bruce wayne#alfred pennyworth
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worth it
#dc#jason todd#batfam#jim gordon#my art#*comes out of the photoshop app covered in blood*#IM ALIVE I PROMMY#its double funny cause its dean from spn and hes played by jensen ackles who voiced Jason in UTRH haha get it? get it? im very tired.
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false alarm everyone he’s fine
#damn his death didn’t even stick for a full day this time lmfaoooo#I felt like a disciple of Jesus going to bed#and then waking up to him being alive again#red hood#Batman 148#Jason Todd#my ramblings#dc
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Thinking about DP x DC Jason Todd being a revenant again. Here's my scenario. Jason gets called that by some ghost. He's like "what the fuck is that supposed to mean?" He's heard the term before but he doesn't know any actual lore. He googles it. He scrolls past the Leonardo DiCaprio bear movie. He opens the wiki. Sees the words "animated corpse" and gets a chill diwn his spine. He starts reading the first section.
He closes Wikipedia.
That night he has a nightmare that his family buried him, again, this time with precautions. He wakes up in his own grave, full of stones, too heavy to move, to scream.
#CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS#like reading this section in the context of jason is SO HORRIFYING#the idea of someone knowing it was possible for him to come back. to wake up down there. and wanting to keep him there#stay dead. we want you dead. you're too troublesome alive. you're meant to be down there.#so anyways. jason internalizing all this shit and feeling uncomfortable in his own body because he's thinking of it as a corpse#and of himself as haunting a place he doesn't belong#and then meeting danny and danny says 'wow you're a revenant aren't you! The dead so restless they can't bear to stay in their graves'#and he smiles. 'You're amazing. Your will is so strong'#and the Ghost King tells Jason 'You're alive but that doesn't mean you aren't one of mine. I will come for you'#and batman says 'we will keep you safe from that entity and his threats. you don't belong to him'#and jason says 'he didn't mean i was his possession. he said i was his responsibility. he said he would help me if i ever needed him'#and bruce sees the faraway look in his son's eyes and doesn't know what to say#okay I'm done#for now#dp x dc#dpxdc#revenant jason todd#danny phantom#dc#batfam#jason todd#my rambles#my writing
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Let’s amp up the “Jason says ow and the batfam thinks he must be gravely injured” headcanon.
Jason calls Bruce or Dick for fun and says nothing but “goodbye” before hanging up (maybe it’s a dare by Roy who TOTALLY suspects the reaction Jay is gonna get).
Ten minutes late the entire Justice League is scouring Gotham, on the hunt for Jason.
#someone is stuck on Bat-sitting duty#meaning someone is tasked to watch Batman in case he tries to skimp on his no kill rule again#person in question is hyper aware Bruce definitely has ten different ways to taoe them down instantly#it’s not a fun situation for anybody#except for Jason#who’s getting ready for bed totally convinced all he’s gonna get the next day is an annoyed bat lecture#meanwhile every JLA member and their sidekick on the hunt for red hood#hoping they’ll find him (alive!) before they have a rogue batman on their hands#or a rogue batfamily in general#the rest aren’t looking too sane right now either oops#jason todd#batfamily#dick grayson#batfam#robin#bruce wayne#ghost talks#tim drake#red hood#batman#batdad#Damian wayne#alfred pennyworth
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ummm so have y’all seen that GQ photo shoot…?
this is sort of a joke for @bluelotuswrites fic The Hellblazer’s Apprentice on a fun way for bruce to find out jason is in fact alive and well. it’s also just an excuse to draw all blades jason shirtless bc i’m a hoe 😔
edit: now with fic!!! please go check out blues fun fic about model jason!
#bruce finding out jason’s alive because he passed a billboard with jason shirtless and posed like a model#he has to take a week off to process#everyone in gotham is thirsting over his undead son there are screens with the photo shoot up like it’s times square#bruce cannot escape it#dick is mortified when his friends buy the magazine#damian is horrified to see his brother from the league presenting himself in such a way but glad to know he’s okay#everyone is scarred for life#meanwhile#constantine is laughing his ass off in a corner after having scored jason the gig in the first place to get back at bruce after a mission#jason todd#jason todd fanart#batfam#fic: the hellblazer’s apprentice#GQ magazine#john constantine#bruce wayne#my art <3#my art
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jason 'perfect poker face' todd: and that is the story of how i got myself permenantly banned from three countries in the span of two months!
tim 'know it all' drake: *immediately picking up his stalking hobby because he doesn't know if jason is telling the truth or not*
#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#red hood#red robin#robin 02#robin 03#jason todd#jason peter todd#tim drake#timothy jackson drake#jason was never the angry robin#batfamily#batfam#jason todd headcanon#jason todd is the biggest instigator alive and i stand by it#jason todd is a little shit#jason todd is a menace#most of the time jason is telling the truth about his adventures but sometimes he lies just to freak people out#jason todd is an agent of chaos
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no see the thing about jason & dick is that they have too much between them. they have too many complications for people who never really had the chance to know each other. that's your little brother, one of your biggest regrets. that's your big brother, the most unfamiliar warmth you have ever experienced. that's your little wing. that's the boy you saw swinging around once and thought "he's the most amazing thing I have ever seen". do you understand. do you. realise. there's miles upon miles of unspeakable grief and they have no way to go about it because they carry their blood in their mouth and yearning in their ribcages and they're too stubborn to say anything or reach out and yet too attached to what could have been to let go and they don't want to admit it but they keep coming back because that's my brother that's my brother that's my brother that's my brother
#im sick in the head and really need to be put down#it will be better for everyone here because my brain DOES NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THEM#what do you meannnn that dick felt like a part of him died with jason#and kori had to remind him that's he's still here and alive#what do you meannnn that jason's hero worship never really died#they really have to be normal abt each other before I start ripping things apart. jfc#dickie and jay#jason todd#dick grayson#dc#THEY'RE BROTHERS YOUR HONOUR!!
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Joyghost AU with the kiddos!
This was from the polls I did on my other account! Still don't have a name for it (pls someone help 😭)
Anyway... This is an AU where Jason never reveals his identity to the batfam. And just start up killing the Joker during the confrontation with batman.
Roy met Jason sometime after the confrontation and they started not dating but definitely getting there then they met Danny while they were picking up Lian at her school while Danny was picking up Dan and holding Elli. They then of course started getting close and started casually dating together.
They're all around their 20s and haven't decided how old exactly but definitely older than 22. Lian and Dan are 8-9, while Elli is 3.
To the people who specifically asked for Joyghost/wanted to be tagged when I started this @wanderwithwings @starlightcat04 @u-n-k-n-o-w-n-n
#digital drawing#digital illustration#digital painting#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#danny phantom#dc jason todd#danny fenton#dc roy harper#lian harper#dan phantom#ellie phantom#joyghost#polyamory#dead joker#Jazz is alive in this one and so are the fenton parents#oh yeah and vlad#no reveal for jason#batman#dcxdp#dc x dp#dc x dp crossover#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#tall danny
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