#it’s not a fun situation for anybody

[ghost-bxrd]

Let’s amp up the “Jason says ow and the batfam thinks he must be gravely injured” headcanon.

Jason calls Bruce or Dick for fun and says nothing but “goodbye” before hanging up (maybe it’s a dare by Roy who TOTALLY suspects the reaction Jay is gonna get).

Ten minutes late the entire Justice League is scouring Gotham, on the hunt for Jason.

[yuwuta]

gojo would kill your work husband. but if he were the work husband, that's a different story

REAL!! he’s such a hypocrite because if someone mentioned you had a work husband, his entire world would stop and he wold devise the absolute worst plans to make sure that your co-worker, everyone at your job, and everyone in the next building over knew that he was happily committed to you 

but if he is the work husband, he’s very........ dutiful in his role. there’s a loose office/lawyer au in my head where satoru is your secretary, and for all intents and purposes, your personal assistant, and he’s good at his job, but mostly because he considers his job to be pleasing you. he has coffee for you when you arrive, he moves your schedule around without you asking, he has answers to questions before you can even ask them, he has fresh flowers on your desk weekly, pokes into your meetings to pretend to hand you a file that’s really just maybe a single document in a manilla folder with candy on top of it—he’s made himself your business, your partner; he’s made himself irreplaceable, and he loves to remind everybody of that fact. 

he’s also extremely loyal. sure, he could day a week’s worth of work done in about a day, but that doesn’t mean he’ll just use his talents for anybody. he’s your secretary, so he’s at your beck and call, and everyone knows it. they know he’s the best, but also that he’s off limits—not because you won’t share him, but because satoru won’t let himself be shared. 

he also extends his duties beyond work, of course. when he hands you a print out of your schedule for the day and you’re confused by the three-hour block of time you have in the middle of the day, satoru just helps you shrug your coat of your shoulders and smiles, “that’s for the lunch date you have with me, of course!” hanging up your coat in your closet for you, “i’m paying, see you soon, sweets.” and because you’re great at your job, and satoru helps you be great, nobody really questions when the two of you have time for a 13-course tasting menu at 1pm on a tuesday afternoon. and if they did, all satoru would say that you two had a lovely date 

[cupophrogs]

Need to know, what are Poppy's and Kissy's reaction to Pops and DD? (or no Poppy and Kissy?)

also, is the red smoke thing less effective on Drew? As in, he wakes up faster due to redhead genes?

“If the Smoke causes Drew to hallucinate, he hasn’t said anything. You may have to ask him yourself.”

[cabinetduo]

not to be bitter but that whole "sunny copying Leo" thing is literally not even real like it's literally made up, every instance of sunny "copying" Leo was a coincidence EXCEPT for the time where they were going diamond for diamond. anyone saying "oh its on purpose! she's copying her for the drama!" is stupid and anyone hating the most precious princess in the whole wide world needs to literally get a job

[thescreamcorner]

“I’m always frontstuck I’ve never seen the inner world”

“Someone tell me how to go inside? Someone teach me to switch on command?”

The idea of an “inner world” is supposed to be a visualization tool to help facilitate communication between parts of a dissociative mind, it is not a literal place you can “go to” and if you “have a system” but “have never switched,” you don’t have fucking DID and you need to back tf out of the tags

[lock-my-feelings-in-a-jar]

Please BE EXCITED about stuff you like/ want to be excited about 💞 That's what life supposed to be about, finding joy in the smallest things, in the things we enjoy and love. And the people that judge us for having that joy in our hearts lose their own life, because they spend too much time judging someone else's life instead of doing something with their own. FUCK them

this is one of my favorite asks and i love you

[nihiltism]

aromanticism is so cool have you guys tried this shit

[tremendousmothergoat]

Toriel warily eyes the VR headset that Asriel left out for her. He said he'd loaded up some fun games or experiences she might want to try, but didn't elaborate much past that. But still that it was something she should try out? She didn't know enough about technology to have any idea what was on that thing..

Still, she picked up the controllers and put on the headset. Might as well give it a shot!

[philemonsdarling]

healing is doing things you would have been too afraid to do a year or even a month ago

[lilnasxvevo]

I was under the impression that most of the Straw Hats got to go somewhere fun or at least harmless during the 2 year time skip but I’m on episode 420 (blaze it) and so far several of the crew have been sent straight to actual hell

[lab-gr0wn-lambs]

Oh wow y'all hate this game-

[booksandabeer]

To the anon who sent me an ask this morning. No, I had not seen the post until I received your message. Now I have. I will not respond or engage with it because I think we’re all ultimately on the same side.

I’ll say this. I made a silly post about something I have to do for work (in case that wasn’t clear) to humorously distract myself for five minutes from the apocalyptic hellfire that is currently raging in my field of work. Everybody is worried, uncertain or downright panicked right now—students, professors, scientists, librarians. At the moment, we are scrambling to learn everything we can as quickly as possible so that we can set sensible rules and restrictions for its use in academic contexts (because it *will* definitely be used). But to do this, we first have to understand how this thing works and what it can do, and yes, that unfortunately includes actually using the tool. Nobody is acting foolish or taking this lightly, I assure you. We simply don’t have the option of boycotting or ignoring it until it all blows over. Because it won't. It’s a giant fucking problem and it’s not going to go away anytime soon.

That’s the reality of it. Believe me, I hate it as much as the rest of you.

Ok, back to posting cat pictures and things about queer superheroes.

[leavingautumn13]

so, here's a question.

and i want to preface this by saying i'm not doing this yet, just considering the possibility since my circumstances have changed from a couple years ago, and i've had a lot of fun with the requests i've gotten to do for people recently.

if i were to open commissions, strictly in the style of the sketch requests i've done, would people be interested? they'd be cheap--i'm thinking $20 flat per character with one revision (or two, depending on how minor it is), monochrome but with a choice of color by the commissioner, and wouldn't have to just be canon characters. i like drawing ocs, too (provided of course they have a reference).

all of the above would be to keep myself from getting overwhelmed, and balance my ability to work quickly and turn out work i'm satisfied with, and i'd only work on one at a time.

something to consider--again, not happening for a while if it does, maybe won't happen at all. just trying to gauge interest since i have a ton of new followers.

[unusualshrimp]

chasing people around with an axe would fix me

[jewishrizahawkeye]

and the arguments that i have won against you in my head; in the car, in the shower, and in the mirror before bed…

yeah i’m so tough when i’m alone and i make you feel so guilty and i fantasize about a time you’re a little fuckin’ sorry-

and i try to ꪊꪀᦔꫀ𝕣ડ𝕥ꪖꪀᦔ why you would do this all to me. ‘you must be insecure. you must be so unhappy.’

and i know in my heart: hurt people, hurt people. and we both drew blood, but man those cuts were

ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ꜰᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴇQᴜᴀʟ!!

and i try to be tough. but i wanna scream ‘HOW COULD ANYBODY DO THE THINGS YOU DID SO EASILY?’

and i say that i don’t care.

say that i’m fine.

but you know i can’t let it go, i’vetriedi’ve triedi’vetried for so long… it takes s⃞   t⃞   r⃞   e⃞   n⃞   g⃞   t⃞   h⃞ to forgive but i don’t feel ₛₜᵣₒₙg

[bloodmoths-archive]

so do y'all want to know if certain people are pedophiles/abusers or not. im confused