#AS HE SHOULD

[goozmaballs]

Guzma would punch pro shippers in the face tbh

[gunnrblze]

Elias is gonna show up as an actual ghost in Ghosts two, being a guiding light (also to be an absolute menace to Rorke for stealing his kid)

Casper the NOT SO friendly ghost 👹👹

[sad-manga-problems]

keep your filthy hands to yourself, sicko!

[iiyarada]

I can't believe Serge clocking Bonnard is real

[lecoscar]

the 'you came? you called' meme and it's max verstappen and a bunch of motorsport journalists

[lilybellalana]

max verstappen the icon you are 🙇🏽‍♀️

[vertonghen]

[dellovestorant]

Max Verstappen when using the English is not my first language in defence of him saying fuck in a press conference

[elliotharlot]

elliot’s leaked email to his dad

Dear peter,

Guess who? It’s your son! Yes, you have another son, and a literate one at that. Search your feeble mind and i’m sure you’ll remember. Cringe your face and crease your brows if you have to. It has been quite some time since we last spoke, and I have much to say.

Now are you daft or just thick-headed? I suspect both. You actually think my mother is using me for money... well, I always thought you were a bit stubborn and stupid, but I didn’t expect this folly from you. Let me enlighten your obstinate mind to some truth, if thats possible... though I guess it doesn’t hurt to try.

After reading the email you sent yesterday, I seriously cannot help but wonder what twisted conceptions have been planted in your head. This reeks of Soumaya’s (his step mom) manipulation, to be sure. But that is just a suspicion. I would not be surprised though, because from my experience with you and her, she has to but say the word and you turn into her raging dog. Ok now you are going to start ranting about how much Soumaya loves the family and how much she has helped you, yes yes yes. Of course she has given her fair share of aid to the family, who wouldn’t? But she has been an utter bitch towards me throughout the years. You just cannot realize it because she has such a strong hold over you. Honestly, I do not know what you even see in that woman, you cow down to her every whim... is she even a good lay? Hah, from the way she supposedly walks around the house naked all day I’de say she gives you quite a tease. Though her naked body wouldn’t be much to look at. Oh and every summer she flies off to Morocco and spends all your hard earned money, leaving you in a cold empty bed. Not the kind of wife I’d want, let alone worship with unrelenting vigor.

Well, I’m going to leave it at that. Think about what I’ve said, sweet father, it will do you good. I could tell you more of the things your wife has done; I could give you more examples how much of an obtuse cuckold you are being, but it won’t be any use, will it? Because of the sole fact that you are an obtuse cuckold. I’ve probably wasted my time bothering with you since the only person you listen to is your wife who you worship so much, and you’ll just disregard my email like you did all my other emails. But as I said in the beginning, it doesn’t hurt to try. I wish you good health (which is something you probably lack, having to deal with that woman all day) and a very happy belated birthday.

Elliot

[kat-rose-griffith]

Penelope over here with her sexy ass shoulders making Colin’s brain go brrr

[timelinesareconfusing]

albon defending against norris behind him and being 3 places ahead of russell like he’s getting ready to drop another 2019 rookies diss track

[skycapt4in]

tonight's dumb lil noah thing that is actually canon to him; sometimes the reason you won't hear from him because he has.. honestly the longest watchlist to ever exist on earth.

mans will just go radio silent for DAYS bc he's watching every season of the simp.sons and the x.files.

i would like to say he'd spend that time doing other things like multi tasking but no he's very engrossed. if he did try to be productive he'd just do the toddler thing of being stunlocked by the TV when he walks by

[bees-in-a-davidbowie-shirt]

oh shit seth everman made a reappearance just to see dan and phil

[shiftingwithmars]

me deadass when Sam was giving his speech to the senators

[earthtoharlow]

Where is this video of Jack dancing?👀

[qyuubu]

other people have sex but sinu FUCKS