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[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

Everyone says swimmer Percy and, yes. But instead I raise you; roller derby Percy.

Everyone (including RICK) forgets that he’s canonically a skater. It’s his favorite thing. I’d argue it’s his special interest. I’m pretty sure there’s a scene where he sees a whole ass water park and goes “I wish I wasn’t fighting monsters so I could skate it 😕”

He brings it into every situation. There’s a scene in SOM where they’re talking about chariots and he somehow brings skate boarding into the conversation. His favorite activity that doesn’t involve RIDING a skate board or skating is SHOPPING for a skateboard. When Piper first sees him she goes “Annabeth’s man looks like a skater.” Skating is literally in the way he LOOKS.

He’s the son of Poseidon and uses water to fight and I’d argue he talks more about skating than he does about anything water related.

I know roller derby and skating is completely different from skateboarding but I still think he’d do it. Like for him I’m 100% sure it’s the next best thing.

I feel like he’d mostly use it to get it aggression out (especially after HOO) so I feel like he’d be really good but he’s so aggressive he’s constantly bench.

Like someone’s pisses him off so he trips them and then they put him in a corner for the rest of the game.

Anyway, Rick should bring back skater Percy

[h0rsegirlpercy]

Percy age 12: And if the mission required someone to push me down a flight of stairs for it to succeed… you’d want someone who won’t hesitate when they do it

Percy age 17:

[callibrin]

Mentor issues...?? 🔮 About Squirrau

[lilislegacy]

it’s the fact that when percy and annabeth graduate from their high schools, annabeth’s estranged family is gonna fly out to NYC

which means there will almost certainly be an awkward dinner with both families.

“hey we’re the chases, the family who neglected, gaslit, and emotionally abandoned annabeth. but we feel really bad and we’re trying to do better.”

“hey we’re the blofis-jacksons, aka the loving family of your daughter’s boyfriend who took her in and loved her as our own after you neglected, glaslit, and emotionally abandoned her.”

except none of them actually say it. they’re all just thinking it.

sally has major mom beef with them, paul is trying to be nice but is skeptical, frederick feels guilty and awkward, mrs. chase is flat out uncomfortable, the twins are causing absolute chaos, annabeth is a wreck, percy’s making jokes every 17 seconds to attempt to diffuse the tension, and baby estelle is just vibin

i feel like a lot of wine would be consumed

[pjotwitter]

[connabeth]

the liberty annabeth has been given to be deeply unserious and true to her character in the new “pjo” books while being deprived of that aspect of her character elsewhere is so personal to me because what do you mean she wants to duet with percy on shallow, cheerfully bon voyages her boyfriend off a cliff, carries around a backpack of mystery mouskatools including herbal tea and snake treats just in case, instructs percy “don’t stop skipping, skippy” when he has the rainbow staff for absolutely no other reason aside from shits and giggles, breaks into his bedroom for no reason besides the fact that she simply likes the challenge, apparently regularly signs autographs and is fawned over up on olympus, and keeps suggesting cute and dumb shit to get magically scribed into percy’s diy college rec letter. and now she’s giggling with her architecture friends about glass and marshmallows and wants to throw a haunted house party in a scary goddess’s mansion (a goddess scary enough to make her boyfriend literally piss his boxers) because she’s too self-assured to believe they can’t evade the consequences and too excited to experience something she’s never gotten to throughout her childhood and adolescence. not to mention the callback to her love of animals, no matter how demonic, and how she misses playing fetch with cerberus…oh annabeth chase, the woman that you are. like yes let her be impulsive and unserious and excited and batshit and a troll because she’s just a girl trying to have fun in a miserable fucking world godammit!! rick riordan, they could never make me like you, but i’ll give you this one thing—the whimsy has been restored and its name is annabeth chase

[unassumingcavegoblin]

“leo is suicidal”

“nico is suicidal”

“percy is suicidal”

OKAY????? WHAT ABOUT FRANK?????? HAVE YALL ALL FORGOTTEN FRANK??????????

MY SHAYLAAAAA 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

percy, aged 15: ....annabeth.....is sitting.....right next to me 😧 illegal😳😳 but.... i like it🤭??

percy, aged 16: OHMYGOD 😱😱 ANNABETH WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY ROOM 🤯 ????😨 MOM PICK ME UP I SMELL SCANDALOUS😳😳 IM NOT EVEN LOOKING GOOD EITHER😭😭😭 lord forgive ME😭........yeah im having fun 😁

percy, aged 17: *sound of lock breaking at 3am*.......hey girlfriend✌️ yeah no worries come in 🥱 next time, knock maybe? ill open the window for you myself, just dont wake me up....yep ly👍.......k this is slightly annoying by now but i still love it 🥰

[donutfloats]

Late night doodlies with @runningwithscizzorz

[luffysfakebeard]

Percy wears a “what would Percy Jackson do” bracelet

[judoflipped]

percy jackson quoting ROMEO AND JULIET at annabeth chase I'm literally going feral right now all my life has led to this moment

[botls]

not being dramatic i promise but this is actually the best exchange i’ve ever read

[callibrin]

It was only to make Follower!Mahkesa behave like a pet spaniel 💜About Makhesa

[artofjeggs]

flyers on the olympus quest board 🧐

[pjotwitter]

[lilislegacy]

sally, over iris message: so how’s the semester going? are you studying properly? i know you mentioned having an exam tomorrow morning

percy: shockingly, i think i actually am

sally: okay good. i was worried you and annabeth would spend too much time together and not enough studying

percy: what? no of course not. in fact i haven’t even seen her today since i’ve been studying so much, like you suggested, so we don’t distract each other. we are both totally responsible adults.

sally: aw good! i’m glad to hear it. so quick question, which of your textbooks is responsible for the golden blonde hair i see by your shoulder?

percy, side-eyeing the strands of hair as they slowly get pulled away:

sally: *giving him the mom eye*

percy: having girlfriend time and cuddling is just as important as reading textbooks

annabeth, appearing from her hiding place under the covers: seaweed brain! why didn’t you just say we were studying together?

percy: …that, would have been the more logical thing to say, wouldn’t it?

sally: you know sometimes it really shocks me that you two are still alive