#cause pjo Percy would’ve cursed out everybody and they mama at the end of hoo

[decaffeinatedpartymuggoop]

Everyone says swimmer Percy and, yes. But instead I raise you; roller derby Percy.

Everyone (including RICK) forgets that he’s canonically a skater. It’s his favorite thing. I’d argue it’s his special interest. I’m pretty sure there’s a scene where he sees a whole ass water park and goes “I wish I wasn’t fighting monsters so I could skate it 😕”

He brings it into every situation. There’s a scene in SOM where they’re talking about chariots and he somehow brings skate boarding into the conversation. His favorite activity that doesn’t involve RIDING a skate board or skating is SHOPPING for a skateboard. When Piper first sees him she goes “Annabeth’s man looks like a skater.” Skating is literally in the way he LOOKS.

He’s the son of Poseidon and uses water to fight and I’d argue he talks more about skating than he does about anything water related.

I know roller derby and skating is completely different from skateboarding but I still think he’d do it. Like for him I’m 100% sure it’s the next best thing.

I feel like he’d mostly use it to get it aggression out (especially after HOO) so I feel like he’d be really good but he’s so aggressive he’s constantly bench.

Like someone’s pisses him off so he trips them and then they put him in a corner for the rest of the game.

Anyway, Rick should bring back skater Percy