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give it up for bread with soup

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yo mr white can you sign my permission slip so i can go to the aquarium bitch

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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harrowhark nonagesimus is the character of all time. she weighs 6 stone soaking wet. she doesn’t sleep. she’s 200 dead babies. she puppets her dead mum and dad. she’s a nun. she’s in love with a frozen corpse. she gets a headache when people talk about sex. she wants to die. her bodyguard is in love with her. her weird colleague is in love with her. she gave herself a lobotomy. she’s being piloted by the soul of the planet earth. she loves bones. she wants to live. she makes soup. she watched god have a threesome. she looks like a ferret. this is all canon

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canon dialogue

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tamsyn wrote, "and then they kissed" after every homoerotic griddlehark scene and then laughed and deleted it

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Me: this is some of what people call ‘that Zaza’

My imaginary British friend: I’m proper tallywacked off of this cannabinoid

Me: yessirrrr

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We’re balling? It’s about to be the golden age of prescription drug abuse.

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keep thinking of this tweet and trying to not crack up in front of women

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big fan of these photos I took with a fisher price camera when I was like 8

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op turned off reblogs but I want this forever

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(lights a cigarette) nobody even wants to play toys anymore. (puts the cigarette out on a play-dough ashtray) because of work.