#AND I WOULD BE FERAL FOR THIS

[tearueful]

One Up (Homelander x Reader)

A scene that has been rattling in my brain that I needed to get out. [Ao3 link]

Homelander catches you calling him your boyfriend | Homelander x reader, gender neutral reader. No warnings beyond Homelander being Homelander and language.

"Well- Homelander and I are dating." You snap out, not even knowing why you said it in the first place. All you know is that you wanted to one-up that stick-up-his-ass HR brat bragging about banging a D-list supe.

"We're going to go-", You pause because the amusingly shocked faces within the cluster of your co-workers morph into various levels of fear and unease. You sense him before he speaks; prey tensing up as a predator draws close.

"Well- Homelander and I are dating." You snap out, not even knowing why you said it in the first place. All you know is that you wanted to one-up that stick-up-his-ass HR brat bragging about banging a D-list supe.

"We're going to go-", You pause because the amusingly shocked faces within the cluster of your co-workers morph into various levels of fear and unease. You sense him before he speaks; prey tensing up as a predator draws close.

"Hey sweetheart," He purrs the words close to your ear as Homelander leans in from behind you. "What are ya gossiping about?" He heard you and your false claim. Of course, he fucking heard you.

"I- Oh." Instantly, color blooms over your face as you turn your head enough to glance at him. He's painfully close, the heat of Homelander palpable against your cheek. Turn your head a little more and you could kiss him. 

You'd never dare. Your words have been damning enough.

"N-nothing, babe." You stammer out, tugging a smile into place as your heart jackhammers within your chest.

Homelander settles a hand on the back of your neck with a soft creak sounding from the leather his gloves are made out of. The action is possessive; which sends a thrill straight down your spine. The sort of thrill one gets when the roller coaster harness feels a little too loose to be safe.

One finger slides up and circles the skin of your neck briefly as your breath catches in the back of your throat.

You snap your gaze forward back to your co-workers who hang about in stunned silence. With Homelander backing you up, the skepticism is bleeding away before your eyes.

Nancy from IT breaks the silence, "I didn't realize you two were a couple!" She presses on, voice cheerful. "I can't wait to hear how that happened."

"It's a funny story," Homelander interjects, voice smooth and dripping with his camera-ready charm. The sort that hides his fangs. "Maybe we'll share it sometime."

Homelander's hold tightens, fingers digging in with a grip that could pop your head right off your shoulders. The threat is clear. Comply or else. The laugh Homelander releases is in stark contrast, jovial and warm with a flash of those white white teeth at your co-workers.

Your co-workers laugh along automatically because everyone in the office knows to appease this erratic supe, or else they end up another mistake for Vought to sweep under the rug.

"Alright," Homelander clips out as he abruptly drops his hold from your neck. 

"Don't forget our plans for tonight, babe." With a wink in your direction and another fanged smile at your coworkers, Homelander sweeps away.

[gossamerorigins]

Stadium goes completely dark. No sound from the performance, just low level cheers from the audience

A capella, we hear

“Got off the plane at LAX”

Moment of silence for insane screaming, then lights come up and the performance drops and on behalf of the Los Angeles Olympics it’s Miley welcoming everybody with a dream to a party in the USA

[0800-p1llowhump3r]

tie me to your bed and force me to take a knotted toy that's too big. listen to me cry as you stretch my hole and slap my cunt as i beg you to stop. when you push the knot in, watch my back arch and my eyes roll back as I rock my hips up to take the knot. as I start to get used being filled, switch it on. let me scream as it comes to life and starts pounding my puppycunt. this is my place, this is where I belong- tied down and forced to submit

[allskywalkerswhine]

in fics where luke gets plopped into the prequels i want every jedi within ten metres of him to think hes the weirdest jedi theyve ever seen. he has negative lightsaber form. he doesnt know what a kata is. he handstands when he meditates. his solution to sith is to try and have a chat. hes a political radical who keeps suggesting revolution. you ask him what the jedi code is and he says "kindness and compassion and helping those in need :) ". you ask how he used the force like that and he says some shit about how you are a luminous being limited only by your mind. the councils authority is just a suggestion. he is somehow the new favourite of both qui gon and yoda

[atlas-hope]

guess who rediscovered the feral ford tag

[triona-tribblescore]

I just wanna draw them being all soft n stuff okay? :'( <333

[valahelart]

patiently waiting for their power couple era

bonus little notes:

it was my first time designing an outfit for stolas! given the drawing idea is set in a future where he's perhaps "free" from his royal duties, i wanted him to have a more casual look, and dropped some layers (the undershirt, gloves and tights... or whatever they are) - but! i kept the drama of the cloak + got inspired by his outfit in apology tour and gave him a darker color palette! also his little shorts are very special to me.

my favorite parts to draw are stolas' legs, while my mortal enemy is blitz's tail - looks amazing but so hard to draw, for some reason.

i particularly love their glowing eyes, which the show emphasizes way more in more recent episodes!!

[lizah-aart]

Save me, I fell down the Mass Effect Rabbithole.

[4sh-n4]

AU where bruce and co. (his entire hoarde of kids, even jason in disguise) are at a gala. And it's a really big gala, party of the year type of thing in Gotham, absolutely unmissable. And usually, even the rogues know that this night is off limits, so it's relatively safe. So, they're all at this gala, right?

And then the joker crashes it because he has no respect for Gotham traditions. Breaks in through a window, yada yada. He starts to go on this whole villain speech as per usual, and everyone is waiting for the heroes to come. But all the heroes are at the gala, in their civilian identities, with a thousand eyes on them. No one can reasonably slip away, except for maybe jason, who's already seething mad and ready to attack. But with the chaos and people trying to get away, all the exits are blocked, and his helmet is at home.

Bruce is at the front of the crowd, facing the Joker. Joker sees him and makes a comment about Jason, and goes on about how Bruce must've felt when his baby died. And then he brings up how he killed the little birdie too, just a few days before the terrorist attacks that allegedly killed Jason. And he mentions how much he tortured Robin before his death, and Bruce snaps.

He leaps forward, absolutely hammering the shit out of the joker. Beats him up so bad, no finesse or technique to it, just pure rage. His kids try to pull him off, to no avail. No one else even tries. By the end of it, by the time the police arrive, the joker is more blood than body, and Bruce has finally calmed down. Everyone is just staring at him in shock, understandably. (The joker ends up in hospital, paralysed and in a coma)

His kids all drag Bruce home and give him an entire lecture about his persona and how his cover has probably been blown. About excessive violence and how he refused to kill joker but then pulled this in public?? They're all worried about the fallout in the news the next day.

No one sleeps that night, for various reasons, but then when the newspaper comes out the next morning... there's just nothing bad written?? The headline is something about Bruce being a hero for saving everyone from the joker, but there's no other mention about Batman or anything else.

Turns out, no one in Gotham is surprised that Brucie Wayne, no 1 airhead, beat up the joker because "did you SEE him as a teenager?? We were all just glad when he came from his travels pretending to be stupid instead of picking fights with everyone. If anything, it's understandable that he snapped, I would too if a clown started bragging about killing my son." The only reason no one brought up his violent past is because they were worried he would revert back to that behaviour.

[gh0st-b0und]

thinking abt how i wanna draw the goat hmmm

[bubbarnes]

“… sebastian, come on”.

[stil-lindigo]

motherhood.

[puppetmaster13u]

Cryptid Batfam Prompt- But in Memes

[pentrologram]

john price but he finds out he has a daughter.

some ex, a girlfriend or a wife that gave birth last week. only now mentions it to john, pictures of a beige little baby. a girl. his girl, now. he pays child support and life goes on- he takes a little more leave now, just to spend time with his girl.

until she’s not her girl anymore- until he stops by his ex’s flat and there’s another bloke there, holding his daughter.

shit explodes and when she refuses to tell john who the mystery man is, she lets slip that his girl wasn’t his to begin with. the real father had left, far out of the picture, and john was the most stable person she knew, she had said. but he’s livid. livid enough to start a custody battle over his eight-month old daughter.

and by some stroke of luck, he wins. it feels like all of it was for naught, though, when he realises how fucking expensive it is to raise a kid.

he has to take a desk job at work, but that quickly proves ineffective, because he just can’t get up later in the day and falls asleep at work frequently. his bad knee protests everything he does now that he’s relaxed a little, no longer living adrenaline filled day to day, and before he knows it, he’s at the doctors for joint pain.

*when did a doctor’s appointment get so bloody expensive?*

one thing leads to another and he sells his house, gets fired after an honorable discharge and files for joblessness.

he moves into an apartment complex. it’s dingy and he has to treat the bathroom three times for mold, but he cleans it up nice when his joint don’t hurt and when his girl is asleep.

and then there’s you.

you live in the flat over. unfortunate like him. you say hi to him and smile at the baby when he runs into you when you get home at the wee hours of the night and he’s taking her out for a breath of fresh air after a crying fit.

you tell him to not use milk in her formula. you tell him to use baby powder, because diaper rash is a real thing, contrary to what he thinks.

he’s grateful.

when she starts sleeping through the night, he takes late night smoke breaks, usually around when you get home (a happy accident, he tells himself). one time he offers you a cigarette and you stay out like that for a while in warm summer air. you look tired- are those bags under your eyes or is it makeup?

he doesn’t ask.

it’s been a while since he’s been in the dating scene, but he doesn’t think he’s overthinking things when you give him a platter of freshly made cookies on your day off. he invites you in because he’s nothing if not polite, and you have a mutual rant about the rising price of groceries and rent and how terrible the landlord is while the baby eats carrot mush in her high chair.

and- really, would you blame him if he kisses you on his next cigarette break?

[thebookofbill]

Studio Bad Egg, the small brand that created the Cipher Cult collection and recent Pines family figures, is considering creating ANOTHER FORD FIGURE. FOR VALENTINE’S DAY. AND HE’S POSSESSED BY BILL

THEY KNOW

I cannot overstate how important this is: IF YOU WANT ONE OF THESE FIGURES, VOTE FOR IT! Studio Bad Egg is a small brand that cannot afford to make things if there isn’t enough interest, and the best way to show interest is by voting! The Instagram poll is linked here.

GET OUT THERE, VOTE, AND SUPPORT THE FIGURE SO WE CAN HAVE BILLFORD MERCH. I NEED THE KARAOKE NIGHT FIGURE (DESIGN C) LIKE I NEED AIR. DO NOT LET ME DOWN

[zorangezest]

well, I’ve decided to do it, the swap soundwave vs starscream comic is like…20+ pages…..

I’m having so so much fun with it but I’m worried it’s. gotten too long. how the bluck do I post this