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[innerbeast]

'advocate for the general wellbeing of humanity'

oh brother, this guy stinks!

[leadendeath]

national anthem of dead internet theory

[retaurd]

why am i getting weirdass posts on my dash from women wanting to get their faces peed on by men. please love yourself more

[perfect-fourth]

What kind of king's advisor would you be?

Tagged by: @independentzaun and @bioniczaunites

Tagging: @notoriousness for reasons and anyone else who wants to do this

[twcfaces]

@averagetm

"Imagine looking at me and thinking 'there's a guy that could show me a good time'."

[ophthalmotropy]

Will not examine the sudden epiphany that I can't write fluff not just because it bores me but also because I literally cannot imagine what a semi-permanent state of happiness is like.

[messrsrarchives]

💙 USA 💙

national suicide prevention (edit: alternatives to 988)

national domestic violence hotline

national sexual abuse hotline

trans lifeline and resources

💙INTERNATIONAL💙

list of suicide hotlines by country

domestic violence hotlines and resources by country

sexual (+ domestic) abuse agencies by country

international trans resources

edit: taking this opportunity whilst this gets traction!

Palestine Children Relief Fund

Lebanon Red Cross

International Rescue Committee (Sudan, Lebanon, Gaza, Congo etc.)

Ukraine Support

[pirateprincessjess]

When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

[gordiicore]

[elbiotipo]

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

[nariarts]

Spent a ridiculous amount of time last night obsessively editing my hand written zines in Photoshop to take away any tiny blemishes so they were definitely readable.

Whatever. Understand or don't.

[thedisablednaturalist]

Im fucking sobbing looking at the new black footed cat at Utah's Hogle zoo

Shes just a fucking baby

Baby with a 60% successful kill rate

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!

[lazylittledragon]

some domestic shadowlachs <33

[twcfaces]

Bruce Wayne, smash or pass?

Harvey :

"Bruce is... he's my best friend. He's also handsome as all get-out. Most eligible bachelor in Gotham, you know?

It's complicated..."

Two-Face :

"He's worth a coin flip. Pretty sure he only likes girls, though. Harvey over here is probably out of luck no matter how handsome he is, even though we both know he's been pining after him like a kicked puppy."

Verdict By Coin :

Pass.