#2 eggs

[prog-elitist]

theres like 2 eggs in that sentence

REBLOG: go to your blog and click the egg to see what hatches

[eggblackoutpoetry]

I see you're a gimmick blog ^^

Or a

Gimegg blog hehehe (oh god that was bad im so sorry)

Ba dum tss

[xxduncandonutxx]

i'M CRYING

the hate speech being replaced with a cookie recipe fucking killed me--

[caveundertree]

Time for breakfast

[starvingcl0wn]

got a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and ate 262.5 more cals than i intended to

[zcalories]

2 Eggs Calories

Eggs are a versatile and nutritious food that is a staple in many cultures around the world. They are an excellent source of protein, vitamins, and essential minerals for the human body.

[eggblackoutpoetry]

I don’t think so

[sadisticmagpie]

Today somebody tried to throw eggs at me.

In the middle of the street.

From an approximately 6th story balcony.

And I, obviously, spent like 15min figuring out from which window the eggs (2) were thrown based on their splat and how far I would be able to throw them and which balcony/window would throw it based on if they were open, half open or closed and how high they were and which one would have the highest chance of not encountering a stray branch from the trees directly in front of the apartment block.

Honestly kudos to the egg thrower, it was practically a perfect crime if not for the fact that he didn't hit me. He had a really shitty aim. The first time he threw the egg it landed like, 3m behind me, which I haven't noticed. Only when he threw the second one, that landed in front of me, did I start paying attention.

This whole thing felt like a glitch in the gamecode, like an enemy spawning in the green zone and getting deleted immediately after it hits the player/NPC.

So yeh, I hope I encounter you again, shitty egg thrower

[eggnogtoast]

the gang goes to therapy.

[caemidraws]

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[eggblackoutpoetry]

@grapevineletters shrewdly pointed out there’s words in the mountains

[biblicallyaccuratemoth]

Obligatory ping at @degenerate-mystery-inc-whore for her appearance in this comic. The DS2 story is one of her favorites.

Honorable mention to Skyrim as well. I installed a Mod in my PC version that let me access a cave with custom items. One of them was a ring that changed your main character's sex. I would make a new file, head immediately to the cave, and then get the ring and wear it for the remainder of the game.

This led to a fascinating experience wherein I found a letter that an NPC was carrying that referred to me with female pronouns. I re-read that note a few dozen times. It made me feel something.

Anyways. I cracked 5 years later.

[assumptionprime]

"Some Reason"

Saotome School Secret Technique: Dense As A Brick!

Twitter / Bluesky / Patreon / Instagram

(description on the actual alt-text because that apparently works now on this site? nice)

[kinascorner]

In Memoriam of the 3 party member system😔, a curated selection of some of my favorite three-way dialogues.

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100% support the devs on doing what they need to to balance gameplay, and i'm excited to try the new combat system, but I'll miss the surprise additions to chatter.

[metamatronic]

memories :) continued here

why is michael in sb!ruin??? i have no clue!!! maybe he’s salvaging animatronic pieces to fix his robot family members and found cassie.

[cozylittleartblog]

Columbo and the Knight (1984)

put me in the universe where Columbo ran through the 1980s and had a crossover episode with Knight Rider. I think they deserved it, and I am not just saying that because they're my two favorite Old Shows. @telebeast wrote a little fanfic blurb about it and I HAD to visualize it into a comic (which is also the longest comic I have finished thus far at five pages...), so writing credit goes to them.

Autism W!