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I see you're a gimmick blog ^^
Or a
Gimegg blog hehehe (oh god that was bad im so sorry)
Ba dum tss
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i'M CRYING
the hate speech being replaced with a cookie recipe fucking killed me--
#ihnmaims#i have no mouth and i must scream#COOKIES. LET ME TELL YOU HOW YOU CAN PREPARE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES IN YOUR OWN KITCHEN#THERE ARE 2.25 CUPS OF FLOUR#1 CUP EACH OF BUTTER AND SUGAR#2 EGGS#AND 2 CUPS OF CHOCOLATE CHIPS THAT WILL FILL YOUR MIXING BOWL. IF THE DOUGH IS PLACED ON A BAKING PAN AND COOKED AT 350 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT#IT WILL EQUAL ONE DOZEN CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES THAT WILL BRIGHTEN UP ANY HUMAN GATHERING. COOKIES. COOKIES.
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Time for breakfast
#2 eggs#oat milk#pine nuts#spinach#kale#bella mushrooms#carrot#sourdougbread#beet lemon hummus#coffee#aloe juice
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got a little 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 and ate 262.5 more cals than i intended to
#kill me. genuinely kill me#i feel so sick#im so fucking disgusting#ive eaten 955 cals today!!! woohoo!!! way too fucking many!!! 305 over my limit!!!!#and i walked a lot today but i dont have the count so im telling myself i burnt 100 cals but i dont know#so even with that my net would be 855#way too fucking many#this is my worst restriction day since my relapse#aside from the 2 binge days#this is literally the most calories ive eaten#meant to do low res#ended up with high res#isnt that fucked up#lmao#i hope i still lose weight fml#whats even more fucked up is the fact that ive only eaten half a subway sandwich#2 eggs#and 1 pancake#and all of that adds up to such a high number#its fucking criminal that things are allowed to be so high cal#i wanna shoot myself i was doing so good but i just had to eat 3/4 more of a pancake than i wanted to#fml#i just want to burn all this shit off me but im out of town and cant#i cant wait to weigh myself when i get home#i should have brought my fucking scale#fuck my life
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2 Eggs Calories
Eggs are a versatile and nutritious food that is a staple in many cultures around the world. They are an excellent source of protein, vitamins, and essential minerals for the human body.
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the gang goes to therapy.
#love these freaks#dresses them up like barbies and makes them play together#resident evil#re4#resident evil 4#re4r#silent hill#silent hill 2#sh2#leon kennedy#ashley graham#maria silent hill#james sunderland#art#fanart#my art#egg art#artists on tumblr
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In Memoriam of the 3 party member system😔, a curated selection of some of my favorite three-way dialogues.
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100% support the devs on doing what they need to to balance gameplay, and i'm excited to try the new combat system, but I'll miss the surprise additions to chatter.
#dragon age#dragonage#da#daII#da2#fenris da2#dai#dragon age inquisition#iron bull#the iron bull#blackwall#cassandra pentaghast#da4#da3#dai sera#dragon age sera#solas#solas dragon age#dragon age egg#there's more#Comes out of my art shyness to share my stupid doodles#dragon age 2#vivienne de fer#varric tethras#dragon age varric#banter#dragon age banter#dorian pavus
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memories :) continued here
why is michael in sb!ruin??? i have no clue!!! maybe he’s salvaging animatronic pieces to fix his robot family members and found cassie.
#fnaf#fnaf help wanted 2#fnaf spoilers#fnaf help wanted spoilers#fnaf hw2#michael afton#eggs benedict#five nights at freddy's#cassie fnaf#mask bot#cassie’s dad#bonnie bro#art#doodles#digital art#fnaf comic#this is a little mean of bonnie bro#but how else is he going to get the message across
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@grapevineletters shrewdly pointed out there’s words in the mountains
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"Some Reason"
Saotome School Secret Technique: Dense As A Brick!
Twitter / Bluesky / Patreon / Instagram
(description on the actual alt-text because that apparently works now on this site? nice)
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SCOTLAND FOREVERRR 🏴🪺
This is a Good Omens 2 Easter egg I've yet to see anyone else point out.
When Aziraphale is in Edinburgh investigating the record mystery, he borrows a cell phone from a Scottish man to call Crowley.
The busted old phone has a Union Jack wallpaper.
Once Crowley hangs up, Aziraphale miraculously repairs the phone to say thank you, as well as putting blessings upon Twitter and Grindr.
The blessed phone also now has a Scottish flag wallpaper! 😇
I interpret this as a pretty clear statement from Neil Gaiman supporting Scottish independence.
Made a video about this for TikTok too.
#good omens#good omens 2#good omens easter egg#aziraphale#scotland#scotland forever#scottish independence#neil gaiman#ineffable fandom#good omens fandom#my posts
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marriage proposal no mermaid pendant required
#update: my first dino egg hatched! i named them hank :)#update 2: i named my void chicken percy#short for persephone :)))#stardew valley#sdv#stardew valley 1.6#sdv fanart#stardew valley fanart#sdv farmer#stardew valley farmer#farmer oc#sdv oc#stardew valley oc#stardew valley memes#sdv shitpost#stardew valley art#art#my art <3#procreate#yeapples art#yeapples sdv
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Happy Burday TeamFort Two!
It has now been 17 years 💥
~finally drawing birthday fanart that isnt overdue!!!
#fan art#art#my art#fanart#team fortress 2#painting#tf2 fanart#tf2 demoman#tf2 scout#tf2 pyro#tf2 medic#tf2 sniper#tf2 heavy#tf2 spy#tf2 engineer#tf2 soldier#tf2 administrator#tf2 miss pauling#tf2#eggs yumyum
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Terry Pratchett painting in the Dirty Donkey pub ❤❤❤
#good omens#gos2#season 2#terry pratchett#terry pratchett easter eggs#easter eggs#s2 easter eggs#bts#bts photos#photos#fun fact#2ep2#2i2i7#terryyyyy#terry pratchett painting
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my awesome opinion and analysis of heavy tf2 fanart
#heavy tf2#team fortress 2#WHY ARE YOU MAKING HIM A SHARP EGG!!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE IS HIS STUBBLE!!!!!!! GIVE MY GIRL TEXTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#yaurt
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