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Unlock Your Potential for a Bigger Chest with Proven Techniques
Jeff from Athlean X explains the best way to do Push ups for a bigger chest.
Best Way to do Pushups for a Bigger Chest
“The pushup is definitely one of the best (and only) options for building a big when training at home. That said, most of us don’t do this bodyweight exercise as effectively as we can, which is costing us a chance to build the biggest chest or pecs that we can. In this video, I show you the best way to do pushups for a bigger chest by making just one small but important change to the way you do them.”
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“To begin, it is important to understand what the function of the chest muscles is in the first place. We are all familiar with their ability to push our arms away from our bodies, as in a bench press. That said, given the orientation of the fibers of the chest, it is actually more important for the pecs to pull your arm across your chest into what is called horizontal adduction.”
Best Way to do Pushups for a Bigger Chest
“This motion occurs most visibly in exercises like cable crossovers and even dumbbell flyes. That said, especially for athletes, flyes present a risk/reward ratio that isn’t necessarily optimal or even necessary if performed with the arms too far out in an attempt to maximize chest stretch. Even Arnold himself tore his pecs twice during the pec fly while chasing that elusive extra stretch he felt the exercise was providing him.”
Best Way to do Pushups for a Bigger Chest
“That said, the portion of the horizontal adduction that we should be chasing the most is the end contraction. This comes when are hands are positioned in front of our chests and at or crossing over the midline if possible.
In pushups, since our hands are fixed on the ground, moving them closer with each rep is impossible.We can still simulate the movement to engage the chest more strongly.
“As I show you here, you want to be sure that when you come up to the top of each push-up, you attempt to pull the hands closer to each other (though they won’t move since they are pressed into the ground) and then turn your forearms away from you. This second part can be accomplished by trying to envision your biceps turning towards the front as you come up. Both of these moves act to fire up the pec muscles even more and get a much stronger contraction on each pushup than you would otherwise get.”
Best Way to do Pushups for a Bigger Chest
“Counting reps during push-ups isn’t crucial for effective muscle building during this home chest exercise. You want to focus on increasing the number of quality reps you perform. The quality means everything. Contract your pecs more for improved development and chest growth during home workouts (or wherever you apply these tips).”
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Spider-Verse Artists Say Working on the Sequel Was ‘Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts’
Why don’t more animated movies look this good? According to people who worked on the sequel, Across the Spider-Verse, it’s because the working conditions required to produce such artistry are not sustainable.
Multiple Across the Spider-Verse crew members — ranging from artists to production executives who have worked anywhere from five to a dozen years in the animation business — describe the process of making the the $150 million Sony project as uniquely arduous, involving a relentless kind of revisionism that compelled approximately 100 artists to flee the movie before its completion.
While frequent major overhauls are standard operating procedure in animation (Pixar films can take between four and seven years to plot, animate, and render), those changes typically occur early on during development and storyboarding stages. But these Spider-Verse 2 crew members say they were asked to make alterations to already-approved animated sequences that created a backlog of work across multiple late-stage departments. Across the Spider-Verse was meant to debut in theaters in April of 2022, before it was postponed to October of that year and then June 2023 owing to what Entertainment Weekly reported as “pandemic-related delays.” However, the four crew members say animators who were hired in the spring of 2021 sat idle for anywhere from three to six months that year while Phil Lord tinkered with the movie in the layout stage, when the first 3-D representation of storyboards are created.
As a result, these individuals say, they were pushed to work more than 11 hours a day, seven days a week, for more than a year to make up for time lost and were forced back to the drawing board as many as five times to revise work during the final rendering stage.
"For animated movies, the majority of the trial-and-error process happens during writing and storyboarding. Not with fully completed animation. Phil’s mentality was, This change makes for a better movie, so why aren’t we doing it? It’s obviously been very expensive having to redo the same shot several times over and have every department touch it so many times. The changes in the writing would go through storyboarding. Then it gets to layout, then animation, then final layout, which is adjusting cameras and placements of things in the environment. Then there’s cloth and hair effects, which have to repeatedly be redone anytime there’s an animation change. The effects department also passes over the characters with ink lines and does all the crazy stuff like explosions, smoke, and water. And they work closely with lighting and compositing on all the color and visual treatments in this movie. Every pass is plugged into editing. Smaller changes tend to start with animation, and big story changes can involve more departments like visual development, modeling, rigging, and texture painting. These are a lot of artists affected by one change. Imagine an endless stream of them."
"Over 100 people left the project because they couldn’t take it anymore. But a lot stayed on just so they could make sure their work survived until the end — because if it gets changed, it’s no longer yours. I know people who were on the project for over a year who left, and now they have little to show for it because everything was changed. They went through the hell of the production and then got none of their work coming out the other side."
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✭ 𝐓𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 ✭

𝟏𝟖+ | 𝐒𝐦𝐮𝐭 | 𝐀𝐜𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐢𝐜 𝐑𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐬 | 𝐌𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫-𝐋𝐢𝐬𝐭
𝐌𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐞𝐥 𝐎'𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐚 𝐱 𝐅𝐞𝐦 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: a long read btw, arguing, impact play, academic rivals, slow burn, rough sex, hate sex, language, p in v, make out sesh, unprotected sex, annoying Miguel, reader has some anger issues on the low, breath play, teasing, sexual tension, semi-mean dom, after care
・Part two! Part Three!

“WHAT?” You yelled, both your professor and Miguel looking at you in shock after your professor asked you for a one on one with the both of you.
You could scoff at the way Miguel’s lips curled up into a satisfied smile “Well you and Miguel are my best students, so it would only make sense for the both of you to do a presentation together. I can only imagine the things the both of you will come up with!” Your annoyingly sweet professor clapped.
“ wouldn’t it be better if both of us did our own? We coul-“ You tried to negotiate “Ah ah! I said group project! Now Miguel, do you have anything to say about this? Any complaints like this one over here?”
You sighed as Miguel spoke “Nope, I’d be happy to work with someone in the same range as me” he cockily spoke “Very funny, now since we’ve got this all sorted, go and talk” she smiled, shooing you and Miguel out of the classroom.
You scoffed as you pushed past Miguel “Aww come on sweetheart, you hate me that much?” He cooed following close behind you.
“Shut it” you huffed. Getting paired with Miguel was possibly the worst thing to happen since your high school prom. Miguel was the bane of your existence since the first year of college.
Of course, his good looks and brains were attractive but sooner or later you realized he was going to be a pain in your ass for the next few months of class. You met him in your first biology class, everything was going well until the first exam of the class.
Your professor said the class average was low B’s and high C’s but out of the whole class, two people got perfect scores. Could you guess who the two were?
You and Miguel.
Both of you looked at each other from across the class with the same look in your eyes saying ‘Someone beat me?’. Of course, you both got the same 100% grade but both of you were so used to being the only one on top of the class that this was more than just a score. But your egos.
You both were fully aware to not be in each other's way, only seeing each other when studying at the same place or in class. All was going well for the next 2 exams, but the 3rd one came and you couldn’t believe it.
You got a 98% and Miguel has a perfect 100%. You could see him smile at the results and you hated the professor right now. Why the hell would he show the class? It’s embarrassing, to say the least.
Miguel gave you a wink as you looked his way ever so slightly. Bursting out of the class, you could feel him behind you “2 points down” he chuckled. You wish you would’ve punched him.
And ever since then, he’s made it his life mission to ruin your day. You never got anything other than 100% again, you busted your ass studying just so he couldn’t rub it in.
“I’ll make sure you can’t get us two points down” Miguel hummed as he kept up at your pace. You could feel your blood boiling, god he’s such an asshole. “I’ll email you if I need help” you scoffed.
“Can I get your number? I won’t get the email since my inbox is always spamming” Miguel lied with a smile “fine” you muttered out your number and walked off before he could stop you.
‘Real classy, I wasn’t done talking’ popped up on your screen “Well I am” you messaged back. You were well aware it was Miguel and you didn’t need him to piss you off more than usual.
The second you stepped into your apartment you let out a relieved sigh. Oh, how you missed this place in these insufferable hours. You put on some comfy panties and an oversized hoodie.
You were laid in your living room, soft carpet under you as you finished up some of the slides for your presentation. The knock at your door was the last thing you needed, you groaned in agony as you hated the thought of getting up from your warm spot.
The knocking grew and so did your patience’s “IM COMING!” You yelled. You pulled the door open and lo and behold, Miguel. “For fuck sake man” you whined.
“Glad to see you too!” He smiled as he pushed past you with books in hand. Miguel was born with the talent of hiding his emotions, that talent was most useful here.
He took a deep breath as you opened the door. Your pretty thighs glowing under the baggy hoodie, hair a slight mess and the satisfying look of anger on your face could’ve made him harm.
“Excuse you” you hissed.
He plotted down next to your things and got straight to work. You stood in shock, did he just walk in like this was his house? “Well go ahead and get comfortable” you mocked as you slammed the door in annoyance.
“I am” he sighed as he stretched and leaned onto your couch.
The both of you bickered and sneered at each other the whole time you both worked but even then, the quality was always top-notch.
He didn’t like the way you formatted the information and you didn’t like how he took up a whole slide for a few sentences but both of you compromised. After a few hours, things were less tense, and both of you got used to each other.
“So what do you plan on doing with your major?” You asked, legs crossed and some candy in your mouth as you questioned him “Biochemist” he nodded “It’s always been a passion of mine”
“You sure do have the brains for it” you chuckled. “You don’t with the 98%” he teased. You rolled your eyes, your mood now soured as you remembered his shenanigans.
“Don’t start” you scoff as you get up to get some drinks “Hey hey I’m joking” he laughs, his hand stopping you from leaving as he holds your wrist “I know Sherlock, I’m going to get some drinks for us” you mutter with a raised eyebrow.
“Yeah,” he laughed awkwardly, his eyes watching as you grabbed two glasses of water. “So what about you?” Miguel asked “What are you doing with a chemistry major”
“Probably chemical engineering, I’m not sure yet” You shrugged as you handed him the cup. He nodded and watched you sit next to him. Miguel scooted a little closer making you stiffen, sure he was a pain in the ass but he’s sadly one of the most gorgeous guys you’ve seen.
You tried to ignore your thoughts each time he’d stretch and groan, his moans making you think about how he’d sound if it were from pleasure. He’d be vocal you thought.
“Let’s watch something on the TV” you awkwardly smiled as you grabbed the remote and turned on your TV, you laid on your stomach, forgetting you only had panties and a hoodie.
Miguel’s eyes watched you kick your feet up, your glowy legs looking perfect as you looked through whatever you were putting on.
He noticed the pink panties you had on, his tongue instinctively licking his bottom lip as he thought about how good you’d look on top of him. He can imagine it, tits in his face and pussy sleeving his cock as he fucked you full.
He was going to give himself a boner if he kept it up. He focused his eyes on the screen and sighed in relief as you sat back up. You put on your favorite show and sat next to Miguel “We’re almost done with the assignment which is good, how about a few more minutes of break and we get back to work?” You smiled. “Sure”
You felt his hand move behind you, his arm resting above the couch as he let out yet again another ‘stretch’ while his eyes looked at you through his peripheral, you chuckled. How cliche.
You smiled as you decided to make your cliche move. It was obvious there was tension between you two, whether that be anger or sexual, it didn’t matter. “Let me get more gummies” you hummed as you turned to the table beside you and arched your back slightly, an audible moan coming from behind you as your ass was on perfect display.
You sat back beside him, gummies in hand and an innocent look on your face as you offered him some. He scoffed, shaking his head and looking back at the TV. Your eyes widened as you noticed the thick bulge straining against his pants.
“Eyes up” Miguel cockily cooed as he watched your eyes closely. “I- I wasn’t-“You made a pathetic attempt to save yourself but he cut you off “Uh huh uh huh, I know” he mocked.
He smiled down at you with accomplishment, he finally made you shut up for once. “Not going to give me a snarky comeback?” He cooed. “Shut up already God, stop it” you hissed, your eyes rolling as you moved away from him.
“No no” Miguel’s voice made you shiver as his hand held your thigh “I’m playing” he pouted as he glared down at you. You could punch him right but instead, you did something you thought you’d never do.
You pushed him on the couch and slammed your lips on his. Miguel’s hands immediately wrapped around your waist, a loud moan spilling into your mouth as he finally tasted you.
It seemed like Miguel was waiting for you to do this, his hands ran up your thighs hungrily before he flipped you onto your back. You gasped as he spread your legs around his waist.
His behemoth of a body spread your legs wide as he buried his face into the crook of your neck. You tangled your fingers into his hair as both of you hungrily kissed each other.
The kisses were messy and rough, teeth nipping at skin and tongues lapping at each other like two animals in heat. None of you even said a word, just heavy breaths, moans, and pure lust.
Suddenly Miguel pulled back from your lips, his eyes glaring into yours as he hovered above you. You could feel yourself getting ready for some snarky comment as you watched his lips curve into a smile.
“You kissed me first”
You groaned as you pushed him off, his hands still on your hips as he flipped you back onto his lap “hey I’m not complaining, It’s just funny since I piss you of so much” he sighed. His palm moved up to your jaw, face brushing against his hand as you took in his warmth.
He watched you lean into his palm like a cat, his body heating up as he realized how small you look in his lap. Your thighs small compared to his but still plump and pretty.
“Can I kiss you again” you shyly asked slightly afraid that he’s reject. “You don’t have to ask me, just do it” Miguel hummed as he pulled you into a kiss.
The kisses were now more sensual and soft, both of you now grinding into each other. His hand curled onto the back of your neck; the other palm pinned behind your spine.
You were glued onto his chest as Miguel’s warmth filled your senses. You’ve never been so warm in your life, the feeling making you tingly as he held you as close as possible. It felt like nothing in the world could hurt you, you felt safe.
“Please” you whispered onto his lips. He tried to not make you mad but he loved seeing you angry “Please what?” He taunts, his lips hovering over your jaw and neck but never touching you.
“Mig don’t tease” you whined as you hit his chest lightly “I’m not, I just don’t know what you’re saying please for” his arms clinging around your waist as he takes in your sweet scent.
You decided to play your games “I want you inside me mig, want to show you how much I need you” you cooed, your hand running down his abdomen and stopping just above his bulge. His breath hitched at your words, he didn’t know if you were fucking with him or not.
“Oh yeah?” Miguel watched you with focused eyes, his hands running up the sides of your thighs and squeezing your ass “You want me to fuck some manners into you? That loud fucking mouth of yours is always pissing me off” he cooed.
Loud fucking mouth? Your hand went up to smack his face in anger but he caught your wrist before you could “Don’t even try it muñeca.” He sternly said “You won’t like what comes with that”
You angrily kissed him as he pressed you flush against his aching cock, his hands pull the baggy hoodie off your body leaving you in your matching panties and bra.
“Fuck” he whispered, hands on your waist as he took in the view he’s been dreaming of since the day he met you. The amount of times he’d imagine fucking your mouth until you shut up was concerning.
You pulled his shirt off in need, throwing it behind you as you ran your hands up his thick muscular chest. He hummed at your soft hands running up his skin.
“Sit up for me?” He mumbled against your skin as he kicked off his sweats. He smiled at how obediently you did as he said “You look prettier when you do as I say” Miguel mocked.
You could care less about his words as his calloused hands pulled your panties off in need “Just shut up and fuck me” you panted. Miguel smiled as he felt your lips pepper all over his jaw and onto his lips, he could see you were just as eager for him as he was for you.
“Beg” he blurted. You ignored him as you rubbed his cock between your folds, both of you letting out moans as you felt each other's warmth. Miguel seethed, arms pinning you up to his chest “Listen”
You hated that you got turned on by the fact that he now had you restricted with just one hand as the other held your jaw up “you want the guy you despise to fuck you? You tell me you hate me every time you see me but look so eager to fuck me”
You were tired of his teasing, you let out a desperate whine, you could see his cock spring up and his tip leaking precum. But like always, Miguel likes to rile you up.
“Beg” he repeated. “Please mig please, just stop teasing ok” you cried. “All you needed to listen to was this?” He purred, hands moving onto your hips as he thrusts into you.
Miguel let out a gruntled moan as he felt your warm wet walls hug him tight, his head falling back onto the couch as he finally felt your pussy squeeze him.
He watched your eyes squeeze shut while you let out the prettiest moans “f- fuck!” You cried, the stretch making you clench even tighter around him as he held you down to his lap.
His cock was fully buried inside you in one go, he’s the biggest you’ve had in every way. It was overwhelming feeling how full you were, you could feel his curves and the tip of his cock nudging at your cervix.
“Breath chula, r- relax” he sighed. Your nails dug into his shoulders as you nodded, you took a deep breath allowing you to make it easier for him to move. “That’s it” he hummed onto your shoulder.
It only took Miguel a few seconds for him to start fucking you onto his lap, your body shaping into his hands, allowing him to use your pussy like a flesh light.
“O- Mig mi-“ you whined out, you couldn’t explain what you were feeling. Your whole body was tingling in pleasure as he rammed into you with pure force. Maybe you did piss him off a lot.
“What? You c- can’t take it? Such a big fucking mouth but can’t take my dick?” He seethed. You let out a pathetic whine at his words, your mind completely fogged in pleasure as you took all of him.
Miguel’s eyes couldn’t leave your pussy, his eyebrows scrunched and his mouth agar as he watched your pussy struggling to take his size. He hissed as you pushed him onto the couch, using his shoulders for support as you bounced onto his lap.
Your pretty moans filled his ears as you took control. Miguel let you take control for a bit, he loved watching how eager you rode him. Your body bounces on his lap, wet sounds of skin slapping echoing into the room.
“Making such a fucking mess” he huffed with a smile on his face, although he was loving this, he wanted to see you completely vulnerable. He thought maybe he was a little sick for wanting to see someone who hated him so much completely ruined under him but he loved it.
You gasped as Miguel lifted you onto the ground, your back hit the soft carpet under you as he stayed buried inside you. “Gotta fuck that stupid little attitude out honey, always disrespecting me. You’re the only one who tries to push my buttons. I love it” he cooed.
Miguel’s calloused hands bend your legs to the side, giving him full access to your tight cunt. “Go- god shi- fuck!” Miguel panted, he was a complete fucking mess.
Sure Miguel’s fucked a few people in his life, but he had no idea if it was just the thought of fucking the life out of you or how perfect your body was for him. He convinced himself it was both.
You clawed and scratched at his chest, your eyes full of tears as he brutally pounded into your “m- Mig I-“You were even more fucked out than him. How couldn’t you?
You had no clue where he got his stamina from, it felt like he’d been fucking you for hours. “Can’t believe you tried to slap me, should I return the favor?” Miguel hissed.
You nodded to his surprise “Please” you whined. “You want me to hit you?” He was surprised by your plead. He knew you’d be a freak in the sheets but you were always so aggressive with him that he expected you to hit him for even suggesting it.
“You’re always a pain in my ass but you just want to be taken care of huh?… What? You need me to pound your pretty pussy out for you to treat me with some respect?”
You nodded eagerly, if you were being honest you couldn’t even take in his words. Your pussy clenched and throbbed around his fat cock in agony but you were taken by surprise when a slap landed on your face “Use your words” he hissed.
Almost immediately you cried “Yes yes! Miguel please I nee- need it, f- fuck ah!”
Miguel chuckled, his hips angled a bit higher which allowed him to hit the perfect stop. His hand flew around your throat, his hips pounding you onto the floor as he let out animalistic moans.
“M- Mig- ah fff- fuckk!” You cried. The restriction of your breathing mixed with his rough pounds caused orgasm hit you hard as your pussy throbbed around him, the tip of his cock nudging at your sweet spot continuously.
Miguel’s eyes rolled back as he felt your nails claw at his arms, your small hand wrapped around his wrist as he fucked you balls deep. His cock plunged into your messy cunt as his balls slapped onto you. “That’s I- that’s-“ he hissed.
He thought about pulling out for both of your sakes but he’d rather just buy you a plan B. “C- can I- inside?” He seethed his eyes burning into yours as you bounced to his thrusts.
You couldn’t get a word out but your legs wrapping around his waist and your nails digging into his back to pull him closer gave him the answer. His lips crashed onto yours as he spilled inside you, his moans spilling into your mouth as his fingers dug into your hips.
He’s never had an orgasm that hard, he was sweating and out of breath as he stilled inside you. The both of you cling onto each other in fear of either of you leaving but that was on the last of your minds.
Miguel lay beside you, his arms pulling you into his as he pressed a kiss onto your forehead. “Was I too rough?” He questioned with concern as he now fully took in how fucked out you looked. “No, it was perfect” you weakly muttered as you nuzzled into his chest.
Miguel sighed in relief as your sweaty body was pinned into his. “Where’s your bedroom?” He hummed as he began to lift you into his arms “left” you sighed as he carried you into your bedroom.
“Let me clean us up and then we can rest yeah? Unless you want me to leav-“
You cut him off before he couldn’t finish “Don’t leave. Please?.” You hummed a bit worried you sounded a little pathetic.
“Wasn’t planning on it love”
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☆.。.: hygiene tips 🧴🧼
hiii! these are all the best hygiene tips that i've gathered from different sources over the years, not everything is 100% necessary to be consistent with, but its certainly good to apply them once in a while. lets begin! 🎀
LIPS:
taking care of your lips is exceptionally important, especially cus no one wants crusty dusty lips. ♡ use a lipscrub/ exfoliator maybe 1-3 times a week, as many times you need tbh.- diy recipe: sugar, coconut/oil, oil/vaseline, and honey. theres tons more recipes online in case you don't have all the ingredients ♡ apply! a! lip mask! before! bed! this ALWAYS helps me so much! especially since when i wake up i usually get crusty lips! ♡ apply vaseline through out the day so your lips always stay hydrated and soft. ♡ always carry a hydrating lip balm with you. this isnt a huge necessity, but its good to have one on hand in case your lips get dry <3 ♡ DO NOT LICK YOUR LIPS! you may think that it hydrates your lips and makes them less crack-y but licking your lips can actually make them a lot more dryer because your saliva contains enzymes that break down the skin on your lips which can lead to irritation and chapped lips ♡ drink water!! girl i'm not just saying that. go take a sip right now. drinking water is one of THE best things you can do for your lips as it hydrates them!
MOUTH/ TEETH:
ALWAYS brush your teeth, AT LEAST twice a day, obviously. ♡ did you know that most of the smelly bad breath is usually from your tongue? you can get rid of the bacteria that collects while you sleep by using a tongue scraper to get it off OR you can also simply use your toothbrush as an alternative and just brush down on your tongue. ♡ flossing! ♡ also, remember to change your toothbrush every couple months or whenever you start to notice fraying of the bristles.
NAILS:
take care of your nails girlie! they don't always have to be painted and expertly shaped, but its good to keep them clean. ♡ for a good clean/ washing, use warm water and mild soap to wash ur nails and scrub your nails gently with a soft brush (kinda like a toothbrush but don't use urs bc that would be nastyy lol) ♡ and remember to also take care of your cuticles- (its at the very bottom of your nail). push back your cuticles with either a cuticle pusher, or you could just do it with your nails, but NEVER cut them as that could cause an infection. pushing back your cuticles helps to create a cleaner nail plate, prevents hangnails, keeps the skin around your nail smoother, makes your nails appear longer and neater by removing dead skin cells, and more! also, apply cuticle oil/ lotion to keep it hydrated.
painting your nails: i LOVE painting my nails, who doesn't? here are some tips to get the best result when doing it. 1) clean your nails 2) shape your nails (using a nail filer) to the desired shape- almond, round, square, oval, silleto, etc. 3) apply base coat - (protects nails from staining + helps polish stay) 4) apply the nail polish! the best part right? you may want to do 1-3 coats of this to make sure the color is really there and not translucent. 5) apply top coat - makes it look glossy + lasts longer tada! we're done ! <3 i recomend listening to music/ subliminals or watching a movie or talking to a friend during this if u get bored. but honestly, sitting alone, painting your nails, soft music in the background and just getting lost in your thoughts and imagination is such a VIBE.
LASHES
♡ use castor oil or vitamin E on ur eyelashes before bed to make them grow thicker and longer! ♡ avoid pulling or tugging your eyelashes or rubbing to hardly ♡ you can apply vaseline to your lashes, but make sure that its only on the tips and not the roots of it as that can make ur lashes fall out
EARS:
when you're cleaning the inside, do NOT use a q-tip, you may think you're doing something, but it just pushes the wax more in. ♡ instead, in the shower/ after the shower, with your towel and GENTLY wipe the inside- don't apply too much pressure tho! ♡ also it's important to wipe around the ear as well- where the creases meet ur hair. there can be lots of dirt/ dust that collects so once in a while in the shower or with water, just wipe around that ear a bit- again, be careful!! ♡ lastly, also clean the outer bit of your ear, the earlobe- above & around the inside hole. again be gentle, your ear is a sensitive organ, and just use water to wipe around it carefully.
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- All Is Fair In Love And Revenge ❥
Plot: Who knew that losing somebody you love could lead to such sweet revenge?
Warnings: Heartbreak, cheating, angst, friends to lovers, romance, & fluffy smut!
A/N: from the second that i checked my request form and saw this idea, i sprinted here to start working on it. thank you so much @isabella-2025 for, not only your request in general, but allowing me to bring it to life. i had so much fun & i hope you enjoy it! 💐💗
fair warning: i 100% got carried away and she’s a little lengthy 🙈 (don’t say it gianna) (i have the mind of a fourteen year old)
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“Well I better start getting ready,” I announce to my close friend Trinity, standing up and grabbing my phone from one of the many tables in catering. “My match is in under two hours.”
“Alright girl,” she replies, walking around the table and over to me. “If I don’t see you before your match, good luck tonight. You’re gonna kill it, okay?”
She wraps me into a warm embrace and I nod, immediately returning the favor.
“Thank you Trin,” I coo, my chin resting on her shoulder, a soft smile on my face. “That means the world coming from you.”
“Anytime babygirl,” she replies sweetly, pulling away. “I’ll tell Josh to stop by your dressing room when you’re all ready.”
I chuckle, shaking my head. “Girl, the day you stop fighting for us to be together, I think I’ll drop dead.”
She shrugs, letting out a soft giggle. “You guys would be perfect together. And you know how I feel about…him.”
I’m currently dating Kevin Owens. I have been for about 7 months now.
But since this whole feud with Cody Rhodes has been pushed, he’s gone bat shit crazy. And not just in kayfabe.
Anything and I mean anything sets him off - he’s almost become toxic.
And any time I approach him about it, he gaslights me.
“Gianna, you’re delusional.”
“Stop making assumptions. You know I care about you.”
“Have you ever looked in the mirror and realized that you’re the crazy one?”
It’s exhausting, but I feel….helpless.
And while all of this has been happening, Trinity has been the biggest advocate for her brother in law, Josh, and I to get together.
He’s become one of my absolute best friends over the years, but I just don’t think we see each other in that way.
I mean, I’d be down to give us a try, but not at the cost of our friendship.
“I know,” I reply, my voice just above a whisper. “I just feel stuck, Trin. That’s all.”
She sighs and places a protective hand on either of my shoulders. “I know you do, babe. But if you ever need anything, anything at all, a good ole ass kicking is just a call away. And Josh is too.”
She says that last part super low with a smirk, followed by a playful wink.
“Girl, what am I gonna do with you?” I tease between giggles, shaking my head.
She flicks back her hair. “Who knows? But you love me!”
We share a laugh, give each other one last hug, and say our goodbyes.
On the walk back to my dressing room, I hear two people flirtatiously giggling.
Specifically, coming out of Kevin and his best friend Rami’s dressing room.
Narrowing my eyes, I lean in closer to the door and hear a high-pitched voice. A distinct voice.
A voice that belongs to none other than the woman who I’ll be attempting to dethrone tonight: Tiffany Stratton.
“You’re gonna kick her washed up ass tonight baby,” Kevin mutters, resulting in more giggles from her. “I’ll make sure of it. This championship isn’t going anywhere.”
My stomach drops and tears uncontrollably roll down my face as I hear them share a kiss.
He’s gonna make sure of it? What the fuck does that even mean?
I go to grab ahold of the doorknob to interrupt them, but stop in my tracks.
He’s made it abundantly clear that doesn’t give a shit about you anymore. This is just Exhibit A. Don’t bother.
Before anyone can see me, I sprint to my dressing room.
Once there, I close the door, lean against it, slide down, and dig my head into my knees.
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** Josh’s POV **
“Aight I’ll go see her now,” I tell my sister-in-law, getting up and fixing my hoodie.
My best friend, Gianna, has a title match for the Women’s Championship tonight.
And while I have all the faith in the world in her, Trin suggested that I wish her good luck regardless.
As I get closer and closer to her dressing room, I swear I hear crying.
With an eyebrow raised, I press my ear against the door.
Sure enough, the sniffles and quiet sobs become louder.
What the fuck is going on?
I knock on the door. “Gi? Gi, are you alright? Can I come in?”
All of a sudden, the cries stop and I hear shuffling around before she finally opens the door.
Immediately, from the second I lay eyes on her, I can tell something is wrong.
From her red nose, to her puffy and flushed eyes, this girl was not just crying. She was sobbing.
“H-hey,” she greets me, her voice just above a whisper. “Come in.”
I do so, my eyes never leaving hers.
As she turns back around from closing the door, I cross my arms over my chest. “Everything alright?”
She nods quickly before sniffling and walking back over to her vanity.
“You sure?” I ask, slowly walking over. “Because I swear I heard crying near the door.”
She stops in her tracks for a moment and shakes her head, going back to curling her hair. “You must’ve been hearing things. No one is here but me and I’m fine.”
I pucker my lips to the side and nod, looking down.
If she doesn’t wanna talk about it, who am I to force her?
While doing so, something on the floor across the room catches my eye: a gold necklace.
As I bend down to pick it up, I realize that it’s a locket.
The same locket that Kevin gave Gianna when they first started dating. Except now, the heart that once held a picture of them is shattered.
“What’s this?” I ask, still attempting to get answers out of her.
She looks at me through the mirror as I hold up the chain and her eyes go wide.
“Nothing!” she replies, turning around and quickly taking it from me.
She shoves it into a drawer and turns back to the mirror.
“Nothing, huh?” I ask, folding my arms again. “So that’s not the necklace that Kevin gave you?”
She shakes her head in response, tucking her lips in, as a tear rolls down her face. “N-no?”
What did this mother fucker do to my girl?
“Gi,” I exclaim quietly, pulling a chair up next to her. “What happened with you and Kevin? You know you can talk to me.”
She takes a deep breath before turning to me and looking deep into my eyes.
“He cheated on me,” she whispers, now fully crying again.
My breath hitches and heart stops at her words.
“He what?” I ask in disbelief, anger slowly building up inside me.
“I was on my way here from catering after talking to Trin and,” she takes another deep breath before continuing. “I walked past his dressing room and heard him with Tiffany.”
My leg starts bouncing and I rub my knuckles, just thinking about what I could do to him right now.
What the fuck is this asshole thinking? Cheating on a girl like her?
“Who the fuck does he think h-“ I start, but stop when her tears start up again.
I can’t show that I’m angry. Not yet anyway.
She needs me right now.
I sigh and pull her into my arms, rubbing soft circles onto her back as she sobs into my chest.
“Shhh,” I comfort her, before kissing her temple. “He didn’t doesn’t deserve you. He’s not worth your tears. Don’t give him the satisfaction. You hear me?”
She sniffles and nods in response, taking deep breath against my hoodie.
“Gianna! You’re on in ten!” a producer calls from outside her door.
She sighs and pulls away, grabbing a tissue from her desk. “I don’t know how I can win anything this way.”
“Hey,” I gently scold her, holding her shoulders. “You can do this. You will do this. You boutta be the next Women’s Champion. And ima be there to support you every step of the way. Anyone tries to take this moment away from you, I’ll deal with them. Got me?”
She gives me a soft smile and nods, sniffling once more. “Thank you, Josh. For everything.”
I smile back and pull her into my arms. “I gotchu. Forever.”
Once we pull away, she adds final touches to her look and I walk her out to gorilla.
“You got this,” I remind her once more, stroking her arms. “Just go out there and be you.”
She nods and kisses my cheek, before walking out of the curtain.
I watch on the monitor and smile, listening to the crowd go crazy for my best friend.
She’s got this.
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It’s about fifteen minutes into the match and, because I have a match tonight myself, I’ve migrated to my dressing room to watch.
While getting my hair ready, I cringe as Gianna takes a few low blows from Tiffany.
She automatically recovers though, with an insane spear.
I smile, thinking back to the moments we shared in the gym, and the exact moment I taught her that specific move.
She couldn’t get it at first - kept charging either too high or low.
But the second she figured it out, she was like a kid in a candy store. Over the moon excited.
The way she smiled that night? Man.
The sound of the crowd cheering snaps me out of my thoughts, causing me to look back up at the TV.
Gi delivers a fire superkick to Tiffany’s face, causing her to fall back. Hard.
Moments later, she goes for the cover.
1!
Come on Gi.
2!
Just one more. Hang in there.
As the ref is just milliseconds away from hitting the mat for the third time, he’s pulled out of the ring from behind.
What the fuck?
My eyes narrow in confusion, until the camera pans to him.
The scum bag that hurt my best friend: Kevin Owens.
“Oh fuck no,” I mutter to myself, before setting down my spray bottle and sprinting out of the room.
** Gianna’s POV **
“What the hell is Kevin Owens doing here?!” Michael Cole practically screams from the announce table.
I sit there in disbelief as my ex boyfriend raises his arms, a cocky smirk on his face, looking directly into my eyes, as the referee lays there in pain.
“USOOOO!”
The crowd automatically goes from boos to deafening cheers, as I turn and see Josh running down the ramp.
“Get up, Cole! It’s time to yeet!” Pat McAfee cheers from the top of the table, moving his arms up and down with the crowd.
I watch on as he whoops Kevin’s ass at ringside with a chair and steel steps, and even puts him through the announce table.
Once he’s out cold, Josh turns to me and smiles.
“You’ve got this,” he mouths, followed up with a wink.
A tired but grateful smile appears on my face, until reality strikes once more and Tiffany pulls me back into the middle of the ring by my hair to continue the match.
After a couple of hard hits, she lays me down and climbs up to the top rope to deliver her finisher: the Prettiest Moonsault Ever.
Before we can make contact, I roll away just in time, and she lands face first onto the mat.
I take a deep breath before climbing up the turnbuckles and delivering an Uso Splash.
Josh and I’s eyes meet once again, a gorgeous smile on his face, before he helps up the ref and slides him back into the ring.
One!
Two!
Three!
The crowd erupts in cheers, as Josh runs into the ring and tackles me in a hug.
I immediately hug back, crying tears of joy into his chest.
“HERE IS YOUR WINNER!” Alicia Taylor screams into the microphone. “AND NEWWWW! WWE WOMEN’S CHAMPION: GIANNAAAA NICOLEEEE!”
The ref hands me my title and lifts up my free hand, Josh lifting up the other.
I smile and, once my hands are free, hug him once again.
“I’m so proud of you,” he mutters into my neck, hugging me back ten times tighter.
I squeal and laugh as he lifts me onto his shoulder and walks around the ring, hyping up the crowd even more.
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I lay back on my pillow, a soft smile on my face, as I scroll on Twitter.
Yes, there’s hate and disappointment from Tiffany’s fans, but there’s ten times more love and support from mine.
I’m so incredibly grateful. <3
As I set down my championship for a photo, I hear knocks against my door.
I silently pray that it’s not drama waiting to happen, before getting up and answering it.
Stood before me is my best friend, holding a bottle of champagne and pink roses.
“Room service for the new Women’s Champion?” Josh teases in an awful French accent, a playful smirk on his face.
I giggle and shake my head, stepping aside to let him in. “You’re too much, boy. Come on in.”
He chuckles and sets everything on a nearby table before turning to me. “I’m real proud of you, you know that?”
I close the door and walk over, wrapping my arms around his waist. “Mhm. You told me a good 35 times since my match ended.”
He smiles and wraps me into a hug, to which I respond to automatically.
We just kinda stand there for a while, him rocking us back and forth.
“You down for some celebrating?” he asks, grabbing the bottle of champagne and holding it up once we pull away. “I brought your favorite.”
I smile softly and watch on as he pops the top and pours up two glasses.
He takes a seat on the edge of my bed and pats the spot next to him, signaling for me to join.
When I do, he raises his glass. “To you, the most deserving champion in the world.”
I smile at the compliment and raise mine as well. “To the best best friend in the entire world. I wouldn’t be here without you.”
He flashes me a beautiful smile, before we clink our glasses together and each take a sip.
As we set them down, he turns back to me. “How are people on social media taking the win?”
I let out a sigh and shrug. “Some hate, more love. The usual.”
He gives me a sympathetic smile and nods. “Capitalize on the love and let the haters hate, mama. You know how it is.”
I blush at the nickname and nod, looking down. “Yeah.”
He gently lifts my chin and stares deep into my eyes. “Look atchu. You’re glowing, champ.”
I smile and lean into his hand, as he cups my face. “Nah, I think it’s just the compliments.”
He chuckles. “Well, you deserve every one of them.”
We just kinda sit there, staring at each other.
And soon enough, my heart moves faster than my brain, and my lips are on his.
He kisses back almost automatically, but pulls away after a few seconds.
“Sorry,” I mutter, looking down. “I shouldn’t have done that.”
Please don’t be mad.
Please don’t be mad.
Please don’t be mad.
He shakes his head. “It’s not your fault, ma.”
Thank god.
Awkward silence fills the air until he clears his throat, breaking it. “It’s getting late. I should go.”
I nod understandably, completely bummed on the inside. “Okay.”
I walk him out and he turns to face me once he’s out the door. “I’ll see you tomorrow? We can grab breakfast with Uce and Trin or something?”
I smile and nod again, holding the door open. “Sure. That sounds nice.”
He smiles back and nods, opening his arms.
I walk into them and rest my chin on his shoulder, letting out a deep but quiet sigh.
Usually our hugs are filled with such comfort and meaning, but this one feels empty.
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I wake up to the sound of my phone receiving a text.
After letting out a loud yawn and good stretch, I grab it off my nightstand and smile when my lockscreen appears.
Josh 🥰♥️: Morning champ. How does Waffle House sound?
I shake my head, smiling.
Gi 🩵: Morningg 🫶🏽
Gi 🩵: Sounds good. I’ll be ready in about an hour.
Josh 🥰♥️: Perfect. See you then. 🩵
I pick out a cute outfit from my luggage and get ready.

“There she is!” Jon, Josh’s twin brother, calls out, opening his arms. “Our new champ!”
I roll my eyes playfully and smile, accepting his offer.
He rocks us back and forth before placing a brotherly kiss on the top of my head. “Congrats, sis. I’m proud of you.”
“Thanks Jon,” I reply, pulling away and smiling even harder.
Next is Trin, who squeals before giving me a tight squeeze. “You look so gorgeous, babygirl. Out here stealing my glow.”
She playfully nudges me when saying that last part, earning a giggle and second hug from me.
“Thank you Trin,” I reply sweetly, as we pull away. “And don’t you worry, nobody is stealing your glow.”
We share a laugh and she walks over to Jon, who places a hand on her back and a kiss to her temple.
And finally, Josh.
“You up for another ‘I’m proud of you’?” he teases, wrapping me into his arms.
I giggle and hug back, resting my head on his chest and inhaling his heavenly cocoa butter scent. “What is this? Number 36? Don’t mind if I do.”
He chuckles and kisses my temple.
From behind him, Trin is watching us with puppy dog eyes and her bottom lip dramatically stuck out.
I shake my head and playfully roll my eyes, earning a soft giggle from her.
“Well,” Jon begins, rubbing his stomach, once Josh and I pull away. “I’m starving. Let’s head out.”
“Boy you’re always starving!” Josh teases, earning a playful whack upside the head from him.
Trin and I walk behind them, laughing and shaking our heads at them.
“They’re such teenagers,” she exclaims, throwing an arm over me.
I chuckle, watching Josh laugh, flashing his gorgeous smile. “They really are.”
Once we get to Waffle House, it’s relatively empty, so we pick out a random booth - Trin and I sat on one side, Jon and Josh on the other.
Instead of our own separate meals, we decide to just order food to share throughout the table including: chocolate chip waffles, hash browns, scrambled eggs, grits, and lots of lemonade.
“So girl,” Trin begins, before wiping her mouth. “What the hell was Kevin doing trying to cost you last night?”
I stop chewing and look up at Josh, who stares right back and just keeps sipping his drink.
I clear my throat before responding. “Well, to make a long story short, we unexpectedly split on my way back from our time in catering. But everything is cool.”
I really don’t want the news about Kevin cheating on me to get out.
The locker room would never let him live it down and, as much as that asshole deserves it, my championship reign just started.
I don’t need a bunch of nosy ass wrestlers watching my every move and gossiping.
Josh nods in agreement as I take another spoonful of grits into my mouth. “Yeah, she ain’t gotta worry about none of that now. I took care of it.”
Out of the corner of my eye, I see Jon and Trin share a look.
The sound of a family about five tables away from us takes over the awkward silence, and I decide to break it.
“Well,” I announce, standing up. “I’m gonna run to the bathroom before we go.”
The twins acknowledge me before Trin stands as well, sliding out of the booth. “I’ll join you.”
As we’re walking away, the boys engage in their own conversation.
“Man, why girls always going to the bathroom together?”
“How should I know, Uce?”
Once we get to the bathroom, I head to the sink and Trin watches, leaning against the wall, arms folded across her chest.
In the mirror, I see her watching me, resulting in me slowly turning around. “Please don’t tell me I have something in my teeth.”
“Girl hush,” she replies sassily. “I know you’re not telling me something.”
Fuck.
I turn back to the sink and fix my hair in the mirror. “Like?”
She taps her fingers on her arm. “Oh, I don’t know. Perhaps why you and my brother in law are barely speaking? And why any time you two look at each other, you look identical to the ketchup bottle sat on our table right now?”
My eyes go wide and I turn to her again. “I do?”
She huffs and rolls her eyes. “Bitch, spill!”
“Fine,” I reply, before sighing in defeat and taking a seat on the counter.
“After our matches last night, Josh came to my hotel room and…” my voice trails off.
Her eyebrows raise and she moves closer out of curiosity. “And?”
I shake my head, smiling softly. “We may have kissed. A little.”
She squeals, clapping and jumping up and down. “I fucking knew it! Finally!”
“But,” I interrupt her, causing her to stop. “It only lasted a few seconds. Before he pulled away.”
Her face drops in disappointment. “He pulled away? Why?”
I shrug, wrapping my arms together. “The kiss wasn’t his idea. I wasn’t thinking, Trin.”
She sucks her teeth and drops her arms. “Well, shit! I was hoping to start planning the wedding soon!”
I give her a mean mug. “A wedding? Bitch, slow down!”
She laughs and walks up to me, reaching out to hold my shoulders. “Girl, you’ve gotta get alone with him again. Let him know how you feel.”
I shake my head, running a hand through my curls. “It’s not that easy, sis. I’ve been best friends with him for over five years now. If I ruin that all because of some delusional ass feelings, I’ll hate myself forever.”
“Babygirl,” she replies. “You and I both know those feelings aren’t delusional, don’t we?”
When I respond with only a sigh, she folds her arms across her chest again. “Exactly.”
“Listen,” she continues. “I’ll set it up. You just be ready around 7 tonight. Tell him how you feel. If he doesn’t feel the same way, at least you have some closure.”
I nod understandably. “I guess you’re right.”
She smiles and wraps me into a hug. “Everything will work out. Trust me.”
I hug back, a soft smile on my face. “I hope so.”
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Pacing around my hotel room, I check the time on my phone for the umpteenth time: 6:56pm.
Only four minutes left.
Bitch, get a grip!
It’s like Trin said: if he doesn’t feel the same way, at least I have some closure.
And if he does-
My thoughts are interrupted by a knock at the door.
Fuck, he’s early!
I take a deep breath and check myself in the mirror before heading to answer it.
“Hey girl,” Josh greets me, taking his hands out of his pockets and opening his arms.
Smiling, I accept his offer and we share a hug. “Hey. Come on in.”
He does and immediately takes a seat on the bed. “Everything okay? Trin said you wanted to talk?”
“Y-yeah,” I reply, closing the door and taking a seat next to him.
He turns to face me and reaches out to stroke my arm, a soft but beautiful smile on his face. “Everything good?”
I take a deep breath, nodding. “Yeah, everything’s fine. I just…I guess I wanted to talk about what happened last night.”
His smile fades and he looks deep into my eyes. “The kiss, huh?”
I nod, looking down at my hands. “Yeah.”
He sighs and takes my hand, intertwining our fingers together. “Look at me.”
When I do, he takes a strand of hair away from my face.
“I didn’t pull away because I wanted to,” he continues.
I tilt my head in confusion. “What do you mean?”
He licks his lips and runs a hand over his face before going on. “I enjoyed the kiss. I really did. I just….you went through a lot yesterday. Between finding out you were cheated on, sobbing in my arms, then almost being costed your title. I didn’t want you to think I was taking advantage of you.”
Taking advantage of me? Him?
I let out a quiet sigh of relief before running my hand through his curls. “Josh, I know you. How could you ever think like that?”
When he doesn’t respond, I continue.
“I kissed you because,” I stop and take a deep breath before continuing. “Because I’ve never had feelings like this for someone before. I thought I loved Kevin. I really did. Until I learned that my feelings were one-sided.”
He tilts his head. “What makes you say that?”
I sigh, pulling my hands back into my lap and fiddling with my fingers. “There’s something I never told you. I never told anyone, actually.”
Tears form in my eyes and I do my best to blink them away. “Any time Kevin wanted to get intimate with me, I’d push him away. I was scared. So scared. Scared of being used.”
Josh cups my face, as an attempt to comfort me. “Gi…”
“The only thing is,” I continue. “Whenever I didn’t give in, he’d make fun of me. Call me a baby. Gaslight me. He said he never wanted to be with me anyway. That there was hundreds of other girls in the division that would ‘appreciate him’ the way I couldn’t. And, I guess he proved that.”
As tears uncontrollably start rolling down my face, he sighs and pulls me into a hug.
I immediately hug back and quietly sob against his chest, as he rubs circles onto my back.
“Baby,” he begins, pulling away and cupping my face. “The only thing he proved yesterday is how trashy he is. How he could ever do something like that to someone as beautiful, loyal, kind-hearted, and incredible as you, I’ll never know.”
I wipe my tears with the sleeve of my hoodie and sniffle before he continues.
“But what I do know, is that you deserve a real man. Someone that’ll take their time with you. Someone that’ll make you feel like you have purpose. Make you feel important and loved.”
He moves his hands from my face and intertwines our fingers. “And if you let me, I’m willing to be that someone.”
I slightly raise my eyebrows in shock.
He? He as in Josh? As in my best friend? Wants to be with me?
I try to speak but the words won’t come.
How could they?
Instead, I lean in and press my lips to his.
He immediately kisses back, wrapping his arms around my waist and pulling me in closer.
Except this time, he doesn’t pull away. Not right away anyway.
When he does, it’s nice and slow. Slow enough to wake up the butterflies in my stomach that have been asleep for months.
“Is that a yes?” he teases, a smile on his face.
I giggle and nod. “Yes. A million times yes.”
He smiles and pulls me back in.
“I love you so much,” he mutters against my lips.
I smile in the kiss. “I love you too, Josh. I always have.”
Eventually, the kiss turns heated, his tongue ever so slightly grazing mine.
I let out a soft moan as he lightly tugs at my lips when we pull away.
“I wanna take my good ole time witchu baby,” he mumbles in between kisses to my neck. “But only if you’ll let me.”
I tilt my head to give him more access, my bottom lip in between my teeth, and my eyes fluttering closed. “P-Please.”
“Please what, hm?” he asks, stroking my sides. “Talk to me.”
“I need you,” I whisper, looking deep into his eyes. “I-I need you. So badly.”
A deep and sexy smirk grows on his face, as he tucks a curl behind me ear. “What my babygirl wants, my babygirl gets.”
My breath hitches in my throat before he gets off the bed and holds out his hand to me. “Cmon, lil mama.”
** smut warning! **
I take his hand and he leads us to the bathroom, where he starts a steaming hot shower.
Once the water is on, he turns back to me and helps me get undressed.
Soon enough, I’m fully naked and he scans my body up and down.
“Fuck baby,” he coos, half moan-half whisper. “Look at you.”
I smirk, stepping closer to him and wrapping my arms around his neck. “You like what you see, hm?”
He bites his lip and nods, looking down at me. “I love it. And I love you.”
“I love you,” I reply, standing on my tippy toes and connecting our lips once more.
He kisses back, grabbing handfuls of my ass in the process.
When we pull away, I tug at the hem of his t-shirt. “I believe you’re a little overdressed, sir.”
He smirks and looks down at his outfit. “I believe you’re right, ma’am. Help me?”
I giggle and kiss the corner of his mouth, before sliding my hands underneath his shirt and lifting it over his head.
From the sight of his tattoos, to his muscular chest, I’m already soaked.
I trail kisses down to his lower half, slowly getting on my knees in the process.
As soon as his sweats are off, I immediately take the waistband of his boxers between my teeth.
“Damn girl,” he mutters, a smirk plastered on his face. “You on demon time, huh?”
I nod, slowly but surely sliding down his underwear.
My eyes widen at the sight of his dick - at least eight inches, the prettiest shade of caramel with a pretty pink tip, the most perfect curve, and so so veiny.
He chuckles at my reaction and cups my face, stroking my cheek with his thumb. “Like what you see mama?”
“Mhm,” I hum in between more kisses, this time down his length.
“Fuck baby,” he moans breathlessly, throwing his head back slightly. “That’s right. Claim yo dick like a good girl.”
I smirk at his words and slowly take him into my mouth, grabbing it by the base and twirling my tongue around his length.
His moans become uncontrollable, as he grabs a fistful of my hair and bobbing my head up and down. “Your mouth takes this dick so good, lil baby.”
“She knows what belongs to her,” I coo, scooping foamy spit from my chin and stroking him with it.
“That’s right baby,” he replies, running his fingers through my hair. “This dick is all yours.”
I smile and pucker my lips, to which he responds with leaning down and placing a deep kiss on them.
About a minute or two later, I feel his hips buck against my face, signaling that he’s close.
“F-fuck bae just like that,” he moans, grabbing ahold of the shower door. “Daddy’s so close for you.”
As if on cue, a warm and salty liquid fills my tongue, and soon my throat.
“Cmere mama,” he coos, gently grabbing my face and lifting me up.
When we’re finally face to face again, he showers my lips in numerous kisses.
“You did so good for me,” he praises, brushing my curls out of my face before simply staring at me, taking in my features. “My beautiful babygirl.”
I smile softly and brush our noses together. “Thank you, baby.”
He smiles back and kisses me once more before we get into the shower.
He gently presses me against the wall before getting on his knees.
“Daddy’s turn,” he mutters sexily, lifting one of my legs onto his shoulder.
My bottom lip slides in between my teeth, as he feathers kisses to each of my inner thighs.
A wave of pleasure immediately washes over me, as his tongue dips in between my folds.
“D-daddy fuck,” I whisper, my hips already squirming, and my fingers tugging onto his curls for dear life.
“Feels good baby?” he reassures, pulling away and sliding a finger into me. “You taste so fucking good.”
Moans uncontrollably pour out of me, the tongue and finger combo making me practically ascend.
A few moments later, I feel a pit in my stomach, signaling that I’m reaching my climax.
“You close mama?” he mutters against my skin, fingers still doing the Lord’s work.
I nod frantically in response. “U-uh huh.”
“Go on and cum for daddy baby,” he orders, stroking my thigh with his free hand. “Let loose for me.”
And on command, I do.
He licks me clean and stands up, immediately wrapping his arms around my waist.
“You feel okay baby?” he reassures, stroking my sides and kissing my temple.
I nod and wrap my arms around his neck, running my fingers through his mullet. “More than okay.”
He smiles and pecks my lips. “Good. You ready for daddy to fuck you?”
I automatically nod in response, causing him to chuckle.
He picks me up and holds me against the wall.
“Legs around my waist baby,” he instructs, lining his dick up with my entrance.
I do as I’m told and take a deep breath as he slowly enters me.
“Fuck mama,” he groans. “This pussy was made for me. Shit feels like a glove.”
I moan in response, digging my face into his neck.
With every thrust, I feel more and more ascended to heaven.
“You gonna cum with daddy, baby?” he eventually asks, rubbing deep circles onto my hips.
I nod, my nails digging into his back.
“Use your words mama,” he demands. “Only pretty girls that use their words get to cum with their daddy.”
“Y-yes daddy,” I utter in between moans. “I’m s-so close.”
He applies a couple kisses to my sweet spot, just below my ear.
His thrusts become sloppier, signaling that he’s close once more. “Cum, baby. Cum with daddy.”
We release in sync, him in me and me on him.
** smut over! **
Panting like crazy, I climb off of him and lean against the wall.
He licks his lips and cups my face. “You good, mama?”
I nod, a tired but satisfied smile on my face. “So good. Thank you for taking care of me, baby.”
He smiles and gently grabs my face, pulling it up to meet his lips.
In the midst of rinsing out his hair, I take a moment just to acknowledge how gorgeous he is.
His gorgeously brown eyes, perfectly round nose, beautiful plump lips.
All of this is really mine now. It feels like a fever dream.
“You’re so handsome,” I coo, staring into his eyes and running my fingers through his curls.
He looks down at me smiling, stroking either side of my face. “That was random.”
I smile back. “Well, that doesn’t make it any less true.”
He chuckles, shaking his head. “I appreciate you, mama. Thank you.”
With yet another kiss, we finish up our shower and hop out.
“Talk about the most perfect day,” Josh exclaims, joining me under the blanket and wrapping me in his arms. “Waffle House for breakfast and bagged the most beautiful girl in the world.”
I smile softly and place a kiss on his chest. “You’re something else, Joshua.”
He chuckles and kisses my temple. “Goodnight, ma.”


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There’s something about a quick gain that just gets me going. When a skinny person decides to just start gorging themselves every single day. Constantly stuffing their face with the most fattening foods. You see the results almost immediately.
Their belly pushes forward almost immediately. They devolve love handles within a few weeks. Ass rounds out, thighs thicken up. Tits balloon. Then, this continues for months.
By the time a year comes up, it’s over 100 pounds gained. They’re completely unrecognizable from the fit person they used to be. Nearly twice as wide. Popping buttons and breaking furniture. A pig of a human. Yet, they only want more. Addicted to food and the feeling of growing.
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Rejection
Event: @levievent "Levi Month 24"
🍷 Day 25: Drunk/Drugged 🍷
Canon universe! Captain Levi Ackerman X Scout (unidentified rank) Reader! Comedy! Fluff! Slight curse words! 1.2K words!
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"What does he think of himself? He may be the strongest soldier but he's nothing but an arrogant ass. A rude-boring-short arrogant ass! How dare he? He rejected me? Actually a shitty person like him didn't even deserve my confession in the first place!"
You hiss with anger as you gulp all the liquor of the glass with just a single sip. You harshly put the glass on the table and glare at the brunette who's sitting beside you.
"You're to blame too! 'I'm 99.9% sure Levi's crazy for you! Just go and tell your feelings I bet he'll then share his feelings too!' Well, fuck your assumptions, Hange. And fuck that midget! Look, where you've led me! I'm now humiliated, heartbroken, furious and drinking like a stupid bitch. All because of your assumptions!"
You scold Hange with a loud voice, a voice which is completely indicating that you're 100% drunk. You clumsily try to reach the bottle but Hange quickly moves that away from your reach.
"Listen girl, first of all I said I was 99.9% sure. There was a 0.1% chance that he'll reject you. Also he didn't actually reject you, he just told you not to be dramatic. He was doing paperwork when you went to confess and I guess he was actually shy to accept your proposal."
You glare at Hange and they smile nervously. Because she's feeling that you're furious and you probably want to throw something at her. Hange quickly checks if there's something in your reach or not.
"He literally told me 'Stop being dramatic and mind your own business, dumbass' when I just confessed to him? Pouring all my emotions, I expressed my emotions to him as clearly as I could and he did what? Told me to mind my own business? Called me a dumbass and started to sign some paperworks?! Well, he's right though I'm totally a fool. I shouldn't have proposed to him in the first place. And hey lemme drink!"
You try to reach out for the bottle which Hange is holding too high for you to reach.
"No girly, enough drink for tonight. You're totally wasted. More drinking will take you nowhere other than resulting in severe headaches. So let's not pain yourself anymore for an arrogant ass shorty."
Hange's words calm you down and you move away.
"Right, why was I drinking anyway? He doesn't deserve it! I should just try to forget about him. I'll go to sleep and starting tomorrow I'll make plans to make his world a living hell. I'll sneak out to his room and mess everything up, make his room filthy with everything I can."
You speak with a smile and Hange laughs.
"I'll surely help you. Like girl, damn... I'll definitely help you... Now let me walk you to your room. You're too drunk to move."
You nod at Hange's words and clumsily stand up. Hange wraps an arm around your waist, supporting you as you both start to walk towards the barracks.
But luckily or unluckily, the person you hate the most (right now, I mean) shows up. It seems like he was on the way of his barracks too. Your face turns red with anger and you curse immediately glaring at him like you want to kill him.
But it's Levi we're talking about! He just takes a look at you glaring and hissing at him and ignores it like it's nothing. He then just casually asks Hange with his usual calm voice.
"Are you carrying a wild kitten with you at this hour? It's almost midnight and you both should be sleeping, four eyes."
At his words you feel your face turns red with anger.
"Excuse me, what did you......"
Before you can finish your sentence Hange pushes you towards Levi and stumbling, you end up in Levi's arms. Cursing, Levi catches you instinctively, wrapping his arms around your waist.
"What the fuck, Hange?"
You both ask annoyedly at the same time. Hange just laughs.
"You're the reason why Y/N's this drunk so you're the one who's gonna babysitting her. Now take your girl to her room and apologize to her before she actually starts to hate you for real."
Hange says pointing their finger at Levi and you look at her glaring. You're still leaning on Levi though, and his arms are still wrapped around you.
"I'm gonna kill you, bitch. You're a betrayer! How can you do this to me?"
You ask furiously and Hange sighs, placing her hands on her waist.
"No sweetie, actually you'll be thanking me tomorrow. Now have fun lovebirds. Also Levi you can take advantage of her if you want. She's totally wasted."
You look at Hange with disbelief as you hear Levi taking a deep breath. He's probably trying to control his anger. Hange just laughs and walks off casually like they haven't just made two people wanting to kill them (Hange).
You look up at Levi's face from his neck as you hear him clicking his tongue. You can't help but realise how pretty he actually is.... You wish to kiss his sharp jawline so badly, bite and suck his neck and...
"Stop ogling, doll."
You blink as Levi's voice pulls you out of your fantasies. His voice is rather soft now and you furrow your eyebrows.
"What have you done to yourself? I thought you were sassy enough to brush off a rejection? Now what the hell is this? You're totally wasted!"
Levi softly scolds you and moves his hand down to pick you up but you slap his hand off.
"I can walk myself! And I didn't drink because you rejected me but because how stupid I was! You're right I was a dumbass for thinking you like me. You're the 'Humanity's strongest soldier' after all! I forgot that you're standards must be fucking high. You're fucking arrogant after all! My sweet confession was just a drama to you! After all why would you want a short girl like me when you have taller richer girls drooling over you?"
Your voice breaks and your eyes tears up as you try to break Levi's hug. Levi remains totally silent but his arms tighten around you.
"I'm sorry."
You pause as you hear the words. Did he just apologize?
"What?"
You ask looking up at him with furrowed eyebrows.
"I never would have acted that way if I knew you would be this hurt. I was just so confused that I didn't know how to react."
Levi says softly and looks into your eyes. His gaze is soft and there's a genuine apologetic look in them.
"I'm sorry, doll. But I, I like you too, I'm just bad with words and expressing my emotions."
Your face softens and you nod.
"I know that! But you were still rude. I haven't forgiven you yet! For you I drank like a loser and I'm probably going to have a painful headache tomorrow."
You complain like a kid making Levi smile. This time you don't stop when he picks you up.
"Will you forgive me if I'm gonna take care of you tomorrow."
You wrap your arms around his neck as he speaks and smile against his chest.
"We'll see."
You mumble against his grey shirt, hiding your smile as Levi walks towards your room.
"I know you will. After all you're crazily in love with me."
"Shut up!"
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As someone who has spent a year and half watching C1/C2/C3, is now finally caught up, and as a result is finally allowing myself to look at fandom reactions to episodes... Boy, critical role discourse is weird.
People will spend days arguing about who's evil and who isn't, which decisions made sense and which ones did not, whether the plot point is solid or not, what's the consequences of that fake action in that fake world, who's a psychopath and who isn't, which group is better than the other, etc etc etc.
Meanwhile I'm there enjoying every single episode of that show. For ten years, this group of friends has met every week to roll some dice. They've created characters that made them laugh, and cry, and smile, and frown, and shout, in excitement, fury, terror and joy. Through them, they've lived adventures, drama, tension, trauma, in a sandbox world they'll never put a foot in. They've created wonders in Exandria, then destroyed them just to see what would happen (shout out to Emon and the Chroma Conclave arc 🎉).
Their world had mystical artifacts, so they created lost civilisations to justify both their existence and rarity. It had Gods, so they gave them backstories and myths, to make this world feel real. They understood that history in itself is flawed, so the knowledge of the past is changing. Each campaign, they went on bigger questions, bigger challenges. From very early on, Campaign 3 has been questioning the status quo between Gods and Mortals, and what we know of the deities has evolved as a result. Why should I care, really, whether Bell's Hells are right or not to challenge the Gods. It's obviously a storyline that Matt and the rest of the cast were curious to explore, so they're doing it. Maybe it'll work out great, maybe it won't, they don't know, and that's fine. After all, what is the point of a sandbox world if you cannot push a few red buttons.
And of course, not every plot point or decision is going to be resilient to scrutiny. It's an improvised ttrpg game, with 100+ episodes per campaign, and we're almost at 500h in length for C3. Yesterday, in my ttrpg, I forgot who my new vice purveyor was, after I overindulged a few months ago (... It's a Blade in the Dark thing). Last week, I invented a drag persona for my character because I was trying to find a distraction and I panicked. Ttrpg are soooo random, mate. Even with professional players like the Critical Role folks, it stays a ttrpg. Things get forgotten. Some things get developed and others don't get the time to. Discussions happen, and sometimes they happen again six months later because maybe characters have changed or maybe not. It's not a scripted TV show, where things can be planned in advance and you know the characters will stick to the script. Inconsistencies will happen, and that's fine.
(Contrary to my ttrpg though, the CR folks are absolutely mind-blowing improv actors and watching them every week stays absolutely thrilling to me. Some of the things you all have apparently fought a long time about are some of my favorite moments, in any of the campaigns. See swordgate, a masterpiece of dramatic improv and bonkers choices. Those players are *not here* to stay safe, they want to feel the highest highs and the lowest lows and I am there for it 🥺.)
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I just rewatched “The Gift” and I am now 100% certain that this entire episode was the result of a Scully pregnancy fever dream. The entire episode could and should be ignored by all of the fandom from now on! 😊
I don't even mind the idea of Doggett and Skinner working a case together (love their back-and-forth), but....
Season 8: Laying Waste to The Gift (with Its Own Canon)
The Gift destroys its own credibility quite thoroughly, from Mulder's trips and abduction to Doggett's evidence searches and Scully's lack of verification. And quite savagely, if we take into account Season 7 and 8's jointly established canon.
-Mulder has two possible abduction dates, Requiem's scheduled airing (May 21st) or xfilestimeline.net's approximation (between May 29th and May 31st):
A. Within hands over a pivotal (for the brain disease arc) detail: Mulder (allegedly) took four weekend trips from D.C. to North Carolina to visit his mother's and sister's graves. Doggett refers to Mulder's trips as "Four consecutive weekends in May"-- distanced language that (one can infer) means the month is over. (If he and Scully were still in May, Doggett would have more naturally stated "each weekend this month" or "the past four weekends.")
B. Spotnitz has since confirmed Within takes place the day after Scully's reveal in the hospital ("Season eight begins the morning after season seven." Interview here.)
C. Therefore, it's safest to assume Within takes place in June (either June 1st or June 2nd), pushing Mulder's abduction date to May 31st.
-Mulder's two trips to Squamash-- May 6th and May 24th-- don't make sense with Season's 7 or Season 8's supposed timeline:
A. By either following xfilestimeline.net's in-canon timetable or Season 7's air dates, Mulder and Scully investigate between three and five cases, respectively:
Brand X, April 14th-May 1st and Chimera, May 5th and all things, May 13-15th and Fight Club, May 17th and Requiem, end of May.
Or Fight Club, May 7th and Je Souhaite, May 14th and Requiem, May 21st.
B. In Within, Doggett states that Mulder took "Four consecutive weekends in May'"/"Same mileage each trip -- 370 miles, 375 miles" to North Carolina. Those excursions would have to fall on May 6th, May 13th, May 20th, and May 27th. But he also states in The Gift that Mulder's first visit to Squamash, Pennsylvania was on "Saturday, May 6th." Mulder cannot be in two separate places at the same time: either he only took three consecutive trips in May or Doggett included an April drive in his count (which wouldn't be possible, since Mulder spent two weeks recovering in Brand X.) Or Doggett (via the writers) is overlooking a crucial detail that picks apart "The Gift's" report and calls into question the other pieces of evidence he'd previously dug up.
C. Another consideration: neither the canonical timeline nor the episodic air dates match up to a Squamash visit-- either Mulder is arriving on-location in Chimera or he is combing through witness reports for Monday's (the 8th) Fight Club case. There isn't room for a quick trip from D.C. to Pennsylvania and back before either of these eventualities.
D. The final nail-in-the-coffin: Mulder simply doesn't have enough time to fit in four (undetected) North Carolina weekend trips, three-to-five cases (respectively), Brand X's two-week recovery time, and two trips to Pennsylvania before his abduction in very-late May.
-The Gift's evidence was planted:
A. Doggett and his team thoroughly search Mulder's office and apartment during Within's investigation; and unveil (conveniently resurfaced) medical records, purchased flowers and a headstone, various VISA expenditures for back-and-forth road trips, and on-going activity on said credit card. Doggett also discovers that someone else is using Mulder's face ("Without"); but never makes the connection back to, nor pauses to carefully reanalyze the origins of, the card's purchasing history.
B. Despite Doggett and his team's fine tooth comb investigative methods, they never unearth evidence of Mulder's trip to Squamash the month before, nor the splatter of blood "left" on Mulder's gun in the FBI evidence room. Doggett only conveniently finds it after stumbling across a case that conveniently took place in last May which conveniently places Mulder AND Scully in hot water were the truth to conveniently come out.
C. Scully neither confirms nor denies that she signed off on Mulder's fudged report: she's never given a chance to (i.e. Skinner urges Doggett to hush everything up instead of digging further.)
D. Even if the evidence against Mulder was (or wasn't) planted, Scully's and Doggett's "participation" in "The Gift's" cover up is never resurfaced because the FBI's troubled child will soon be returned, found, and buried; and shortly thereafter Scully's pregnancy would have become known. It's heavily implied in "Deadalive" that Kersh is merely waiting for Scully to go on maternity leave to close The X-Files completely, so why draw unwanted attention to a few glaringly inconsistent details instead of sitting back and letting the clock tick down?
-There Is No Evidence Mulder Was in Squamash
A. Doggett finds a report with Mulder's (and Scully's) name on it, and interrogates the locals who've met a man that called himself 'Agent Mulder.' But he isn't given a description or anything more than a generic recounting of events. The only solid piece of evidence is a (conveniently overlooked) bloody weapon, but no one thinks to test it against the Creature or his caretaker's DNA.
B. Given the propensity for Mulder's antagonists to set up plots weeks or months in advance (i.e. CSM using Scully's email account to lure out a turncoat), and given that "Mulder's" card was in use during Within-Without (and that the Alien Bounty Hunter wouldn't need to pickpocket him for his credentials), and given the fact that Mulder's visits to Squamash took place in May (conflicting with both Season 7 and Season 8's timeline), it is not only possible but likely that his enemies set out to kill the Creature (for their own reasons) and blame Mulder for it.
When he vanished, that plot was (presumably) put on the backburner; but when Scully and Doggett continued to have success on the files, they resurrected it to completely discredit Mulder, her, and the work. (Unbeknownst to the conspirators-- and the townsfolk-- the Creature was still alive.)
Although Doggett didn't bite, everything (presumably) halted when the abductee was buried. Before their enemies drummed up a third set of plans, Scully's pregnancy was (presumably) discovered.
C. Mulder's form appears to Doggett in the basement, perhaps to suggest he's traveled the same road (and to tease the audience with his impending death.) But Mulder's appearance doesn't fit Season 8's established pattern: he isn't naked or strapped to a chair (per Within), nor a ghostly, translucent apparition (This Is Not Happening): he is in a suit, at work, and fixated on Doggett. Why? Mulder doesn't know or remember the other man after his resurrection-- and besides, there isn't a deep connection between them that would prompt a visitation. While Doggett takes it as an affirmation that he's made the right decision, I posit a theory: that this was the spirit of the Creature, taking on a form he saw in Doggett's mind as a way to thank him.
D. Further proof of this theory: "Mulder" appears after Doggett stares thoughtfully at the North American medicine wheel-- a direct connection to the Creature's theorized origins; and a direct connection between it and Doggett's mutual experience.
-Lastly, The Gift is crafted around the brain disease timeline. Frank Spotnitz admitted that, although Scully's pregnancy was planned, the IVF backstory and-- most importantly-- Mulder's brain disease arc was not (interview here): “Had I known there would be a season 8, I would have preferred to salt in all of the clues about these flashback episodes last season,” says Spotnitz of how he dealt retroactively with fitting in Mulder’s illness and Scully’s [IVF]. Do both story lines make sense in their inserted contexts:
A. The IVF backstory isn't tied to a specific date (though I tried to work through it logically in a previous post here) and builds on top of the ova Mulder discovered in Memento Mori (a story line that had been dropped.) This rewrite holds up-- a self-contained plot thread-- on its own; and doesn't disturb established canon as a whole.
B. The brain disease, however, hinges on three key pieces of evidence: Mulder's VISA card expenditures (which claim he took four consecutive trips each weekend, bought a headstone, and was currently using in Within-Without), year-long medical records (that were only discovered a day or two after he disappeared; and which he neither confirmed nor denied), and an alleged trip to Squamash, Pennsylvania a few weeks before he vanished (which wasn't discovered until weeks after Doggett had been assigned to the files; and which he and Scully never verified.) It clashes heavily, destructively, with Season 7; but that's a discussion for another day.
C. Allegations of the brain disease aside, does The Gift hold up its end of the arc? Not only does it obliterate Season 7 and Season 8's canon but also its own credibility: its itinerary is mismatched, its discovery of evidence implausible, and its thesis profoundly unsound.
CONCLUSION
Veracity of Mulder's brain disease claims aside, "The Gift" makes no sense in any way, shape, or form.
Which is kind of... embarrassing, unless you view it as an attempted-and-abandoned cover up. (Now that would have been cool-- watching Doggett begin to sound the depths of the Conspiracy.)
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TL;DR Please, please. I’m at the absolute end of my rope and can use all the help I can get. Also, just putting out there for those that prefer alternates: my PayPal is [email protected], Venmo is @Dextra-Hoffman, and CashApp is $DextraDawn. Thanks y’all.
I wish I had the spoons to talk about how horrible I have been feeling the last few weeks in real time. Especially the last 3 weeks. You don’t realize how much one little gland will mess up your entire existence until it’s defective or gone. I’ve been without my thyroid for 10 months now. And I’m still suffering the repercussions of it.
My biggest issue is my TSH levels. I’ve had to have dosage adjustments twice since January, and each time it results in weeks of adjustment time, and a good portion of that, I’ve been completely laid out because of being unable to function. The symptoms can vary, but generally involve massive fatigue, nausea, hot flashes and cold spells/sweats that I’m not able to control and barely able to combat, dehydration, weakness, and just having that feeling you get with a high fever and a flu where you feel half in and half out of reality and not sure if you’re actually alive or you’re a ghost.
Also because these hormones think they’re that special, they also affect my mental health by spiking my adrenaline levels and triggering my anxiety. My anxiety alone can shut me down for days. It’s been well documented. So the physical symptoms would trigger my anxiety. I have a really high pain tolerance, but sickness not so much. And I have never felt sicker in my life than I have in the last month. So not only was I feeling like I was dying, I was terrified the entire time.
I’ve not gone into great detail about it openly because it was so scary, and I know when I’m in panic mode I can’t really trust my own mind to determine the seriousness of a situation. So I kept it quiet, at least quiet for me.
Of course, all of this has completely destroyed my plans of getting back to work and out of this poverty rut I’ve been in for months. I had a job lined up, but the start date was right in the middle of my being incapacitated. I tried to work with the company to push back my start date, but that didn’t happen. I’m in the midst of interviewing for a job that would be absolutely perfect, but I’m still waiting for next steps on their part. Aside from those, as anyone currently seeking a job will tell you, it’s abysmal out there. I’ve applied for over a hundred jobs in the last 4 months and I’ve barely gotten any responses.
I’ve been asked if I’m going to be doing art commissions, and if I were more capable, sure. I’d be silly not to try. But I’ve not been anything close to capable for weeks. I’ve only been back to 100% for a few days now, and even that has been sketchy. So I’m putting a pin in that for now, at least until I can knock out a sketch or two to knock the rust off.
I was hoping to be done with fundraising, it’s so nerve-racking. But right now, my survival is in peril. I just submitted a request for what will be my last unemployment payout. It wasn’t much, but it was barely keeping me afloat. After that, I’m kinda screwed unless I can figure something out.
I still haven’t made rent for August, my car payment is late, I’ve got bills up to my ears and I’m just worried that I’m not going to have those things very very soon if I can’t keep up. If I can at least hit the goal on the fundraiser, that can keep me going until I can get back to work (fingers crossed).
I’ve been struggling with asking for help for a while now because I feel like I’ve been holding my hat out for far too long, but I don’t really have a choice anymore. I’ve also been struggling with a lot of internalized ableism as well because I know I’m disabled and shouldn’t push myself as hard as I do. But that’s a rant for another time.
Please, please. I’m at the absolute end of my rope and can use all the help I can get. Also, just putting out there for those that prefer alternates: my PayPal is [email protected], Venmo is @Dextra-Hoffman, and CashApp is $DextraDawn. Thanks y’all.
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april’s vibe: hyperfixation as a lifestyle choice
okay, so. i’ve decided april is the month i weaponize my obsessive tendencies. we’re structuring this like a villain origin story meets a Pinterest vision board. no chill, just results. here’s the plan:
DAILY NON-NEGOTIABLES (because autopilot is for airplanes)
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Mornings: Alarm goes off at 6:30 AM. no snooze, no TikTok rabbit holes. i splash cold water on my face like i’m in a montage. breakfast is ✨liquid✨—black tea, hibiscus, whatever. fasting till 3 PM because hunger is just capitalism’s way of distracting me.
-Workouts: Leg day? Arm day? Every day Squats, lunges, push-ups, planks—yes, even the thigh gap sculpt stuff. ugh. cardio is me speedwalking away from my own intrusive thoughts.
-Afternoons: Hyperfocus mode. coding lessons, Neocities updates (my 2003-core html shrine), job applications (two a day, minimum), and drawing my OCs like they’re my emotional support imaginary friends.
-Evenings: Pretend i’m a mysterious artist. video diaries no one will ever see. practicing model poses in the mirror like i’m about to walk NYFW. reading UX/UI textbooks in Italian? Sure. Phone off by 9 PM to avoid doomscrolling into the abyss.
WEEKLY MISSIONS(to avoid becoming a goblin)
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Week 1: Reset. Clean my room, delete 1,000 screenshots, make a moodboard that’s 70% anime OCs and 30% “hire me” energy.
- Week 2: Delulu escalation. Apply to jobs while listening to “I Am the Best” by 2NE1. Code a webpage that’s just a PNG of a frog. Detox Sunday: no internet, just me and my sketchbook.
- Week 3: Break the comfort zone. Post a cringe video diary. Walk like i’m in Black Swan but make it fashion.
- Week 4: Final boss mode. Five job apps in a day. Code a feature that’s definitely overkill. Compare progress pics and pretend i don’t scream internally.
WHY? Because by May, i want to look in the mirror and see someone who’s 10% hotter, 50% more employable, and 100% more feral about their dreams. The kind of glow-up that makes people side-eye me in the grocery store. Skinny toned legend who. Me. Exactly.
#angelaness#diary entry#april#girlblogging#List#Goals#motivation#this is a girlblog#wonyoungism#girlblog aesthetic#that girl#glow up#it girl#pink pilates princess
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hey best friend top 5 itafushi headcanons GO
AH SO MUCH PRESSURE
okay, okay. these are in no particular order! and i went a lil overboard, forgive me 😇
1. i think itafushi wouldn't actually get together/confess until after the end of the plot in canon. they simply yearn for each other crazy bad, but it's way too stressful to awknowledge/pursue a relationship in the midst of everything (plus they've only known each other a few months before everything kicks off, so they wouldn't feel the urgency to say anything and then there was no time so it got pushed to the back of their minds). MAYBE one or both of them confess when they're in that hotel during the culling games, but that's more of a "hey the worlds about to end but i care for you deeply please don't die" sort of thing, not a "let's date" sort of thing. the mutual pining goes crazy with these two 😩.
2. contrary to what my fics may make you believe, i actually see megumi as the better communicator out of the two of them once they get together. he may not volunteer information very freely, but he's 100% willing to talk about things once they become relevant (like when he point blank asks yuuji whats wrong post junpei death/his resurrection and doesn't accept his attempt to downplay it). as a result, he's probably the first one to confess, purely out of practicality (and because yuuji and nobara are the first people he really cares about aside from tsumiki, so he doesn't want to lose them). he doesn't like talking about their relationship with other people, but will communicate with yuuji to death because no way is he gonna fuck this up (yuuji, on the other hand, will complain to nobara anytime he thinks megumi is mad and doesn't understand why).
3. also, along the same lines, i think yuuji genuinely wouldn't realize he was in love with megumi until it's pointed out to him. i think this is a common headcanon, but oblivious yuuji is actually so real to me. like, what do you mean it's not normal to risk your life and the world purely to save your best friend of a few months's soul? what do you mean it's a lil gay to only be motivated to return to jujutsu high by megumi asking yuuji to save him? what do you MEAN megumi is in love with him??? no he isn't, he's just like that!!! isn't he? oh, fuck. once he realizes though he would only be able to keep it under wraps for like a week max (that is if megumi didn't confess already).
4. itafushi adjacent but nobara is the quintissential girlfailure third wheel. she REFUSES to let the boys hang out without her, but then gets annoyed at their loveydoveyness super quick and abandons them to go hang out with her cool senpais. yuuji doesn't mind when she tags along, but sometimes megumi just wants a day out with his boyf so he'll swallow down the discomfort and play up the pda as much as he can (which isn't much, maybe a kiss on the cheek or something). yuuji is more open to pda but respects that megumi isn't so he keeps it to handholding and occasional hugs. however, the only other time either of them really gets crazy with the pda is when one of them is jealous. these boys are CRAZY about each other and they are not afraid to show it so other's will back tf off (hello, yuuji forcing nobara and gojo to help him scare away someone he thought was hitting on megumi, when she was only asking for directions??? the closet is glass).
5. gojo 100% knew what was going through megumi's head the second he asked gojo to save yuuji for "personal reasons." and he definitely gave megumi the talk, or maybe asked shoko to do it, like two days later. he keeps at least one of his six eyes on the pair at all times to prevent any funny business (not that there would be any because, like i said, they're dumb oblivious traumatized teenagers). even so, i think megumi would go to gojo to ask for advice as soon as he figured out what he felt about yuuji, simply because he has no other option and if gojo told people they'd think he was making it up to embarrass megumi.
6. (because now i'm thinking about them too much) post-canon, their relationship goes so far beyond just romantic or platonic love. they are so ridiculously traumabonded (possessed by the same guy, woo!), left without both of their mentors (rip gojo rip nanami), and living with matching mental and physical scars (that they got in connection to each other, hello yuuji cutting off his RING FINGER?). they are each other's person, and even if they get closer to nobara or their senpais, no one can understand them quite like the other can. eventually, i think megumi would start to live for himself and not just for yuuji, but it would take a LONG while.
and, just for fun, a few short honorable mentions :) bc i can't help myself
- they both get much taller but yuuji eventually grows to be taller than megumi (not quite as tall as gojo tho)
- megumi is usually the big spoon, even when yuuji becomes taller than him (yuuji is too babygirl coded)
- when they grow up, sometimes nobara comes to stay at the itfs apartment and they end up cuddling all together for comfort
- yuuji becomes a teacher, megumi does not (but occasionally guest lectures when yuuji begs him)
- they like BARELY graduate high school
- megumi gets lots and lots of pets to fill the void of his destroyed shikigami, and yuuji indulges this habit
- they absolutely crush the kyoto school during the exchange event for the rest of their time at jujutsu high. yuuji catches megumi up on the things they learned during shinjuku prep and they become absolute menaces (yuuji in good spirit, megumi in not so good spirit)
okay forcing myself to stop there bc i could just keep going on and on and on!! i hope these are satisfying to you my friend 🤗 thanks for asking!
#dont ask for more because i WILL NOT stop yapping if given the chance#i just love them so much#itafushi#fushita#fushiita#itfs#itafushi headcanon#headcanon#jjk#jjk headcanons#ask phlarry
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what’s your workout routine!! i’ve been going to the gym but i can’t tell if what im doing is affective
my gym routine ! ♡︎☆🎀 ࣪ ˖
i talk a lot about food, diet, exercise, and weight loss under the cut:)
i go to the gym minimum 5 days a week, this is my split:
𝐦𝐨𝐧: full body
𝐭𝐮𝐞𝐬: arms
𝐰𝐞𝐝𝐬: legs
𝐭𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐬: chest & back
𝐟𝐫𝐢: cardio & abs
𝐬𝐚𝐭 & 𝐬𝐮𝐧: active rest days

these are the exercises i do in order on the designated days! i also walk on the treadmill for thirty minutes at the end of my workout. pls remember to work to your fullest extent, but do not overdo yourself!!!! it's okay if you cannot do all of these the first time u try, do not compare your day 1 to someone's day 100
(most of these exercises are done on the machines - if there is any uncertainty how to perform these exercises pinterest and tik tok are very useful)

𝐟𝐮𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐨𝐝𝐲
୨୧ lat pull downs 4x12
୨୧ chest press 3x8
୨୧ bicep curls 3x10
୨୧ tricep curls 3x10
୨୧ leg press 3x12
୨୧ leg extension 2x12
୨୧ leg curls 2x12
୨୧ ab side twists 2x12 each
୨୧ ab crunches 3x10
୨୧ treadmill 30 mins
୨୧ stair master 15 mins
𝐛𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐬 & 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭
୨୧ rope pull down 3 mins
୨୧ bicep cable curls 3x10
୨୧ bicep extensions 3x12
୨୧ hammer curls 4x10
୨୧ bicep curls 3x12
୨୧ chest press 3x12
୨୧ butterfly 3x15
୨୧ hammer smith chest press 3x10
୨୧ dumbell incline dumbbell press 5x10
𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐬
୨୧ leg extensions 2x15
୨୧ leg press 4x12
୨୧ leg curls 2x15
୨୧ leg press weights 3x12
୨୧ calf extension 3x10
୨୧ back extension 3x10
୨୧ hip abduction 3x12
୨୧ glute abduction 3x12
୨୧ glue kick back machine 2x15 each
୨୧ bulgarian split squats 2x10 each
୨୧ hip thrusts 3x12
୨୧ rdls 4x10
୨୧ smith machiene squats 3x10
୨୧ stair master until fail (cover w/ sweatshirt)
𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐩 & 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤
୨୧ tri pull down 3x10
୨୧ straight arm pull down 3x12
୨୧ lat pull down 4x12
୨୧ triceps extensions 3x12
୨୧ lateral raise machine 2x15
୨୧ overhead triceps curls 3x10
୨୧ forward dumbbell raises 2x12
୨୧ seated cable row 3x15
୨୧ one arm dumbbell row 4x15
𝐚𝐛𝐬
୨୧ ab twist 4x12 each side
୨୧ ab crunch machine 3x10
୨୧ ab push 3x10
୨୧ ab pull down 3x10
୨୧ hammer strength crunches 3x12
୨୧ hanging crunches 3x10
repeat second half of this section twice
୨୧ plank until failure 2 each
୨୧ dumbbell side twists 2x15
୨୧ straight leg rises 3x12
୨୧ flutter kicks 30 sec each x2
୨୧ side toe taps 3x12
୨୧ bicycle kick 3x20
୨୧ stair master 15 mins
୨୧ treadmill 30 mins

some important things to take into consideration!!:
losing weight / seeing results takes time!! do NOT get discouraged and give up if you do not see immediate results, because it will not happen. u also need to be very aware of what you are eating throughout the day - u cannot outwork a bad diet. if you are not changing your food habits at all, you will most likely not see any results.
for me, i used weightwatchers for about four months last year while following this workout plan, and i lost about 15 lbs in that time! it is a $25/month subscription, but it really worked for me. another app i used to track what i eat is mynetdiary. it helps me keep track of how many calories i eat each day, and helps me stay in a deficit. this one is free and i really recommend it.
weight loss and exercise is different for everyone! the time will pass anyway, so why not just start. you do not need to be in the gym for 3 hours everyday and eating 500 calories a day. even something as small as taking a walk everyday and being aware of what you eat is a start.
just remember to be kind to urself always!! that is whats most important in all this. you can be disciplined and still practice self love.
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Thoughts on top surgery; two months post op
Hi hi, I am almost two months post op now- soo basically 2 months. I have a weird gender, I'm sure many can relate so I want to give some reassurance for anyone out there who maybe struggled like I did. I they ever stumble upon this :)
So hi! I struggled for a while with "do I really want this" and people around me (not counting my supportive friends) like my family and such kept pushing that narrative, I was once told I should wait 10 more years before I got top surgery, and that sucked to hear because I've been wanting this since I was 16 and now I was 20- was I really supposed to waste my twenties on "making sure" I really wanted this? That was upsetting.
Ultimately I didn't listen. The person who said that to me is a cishet person anyways, she wouldn't really know how I was struggling to begin with. So in December of 2023 I finally got tired of the struggle and made an "impulsive" call to the clinic, got my consultation and come march I get my surgery! Seven weeks later, here I am.
If you're looking for advice here is what I have; Come to terms with regret, I decided to do this "unsure" because you can't truly be 100% sure of things in life, but you can't sit still either- you can't wait forever. That was something I was stuck with so to let myself move forward I accepted that regret might be something I'll face in the future. There might come a day where I realize "oh, now I miss having boobs" and that's alright! I'm not saying I was really unsure about actually doing the surgery, I really wanted to of course!
I just faced that you never know what might happen in the future and I shouldn't wait around for it. :]
uhh and this one goes out for anyone with a size difference like me (yes I know breast are usually not symmetrical)
So I had a very uneven chest. My right side was pretty normal but my left side looked more like a man with gynecomastia would- as such my surgery results are a little uneven- AND THAT'S FINE! A lot of people feel so bad for me for the unevenness :') it makes me feel bad, makes me feel like I've been messed up. So many people said my surgeon was incompetent but I don't think so, he's been doing this for almost as long as I've been alive and I think he did great with what he had and I'm grateful :)
And also, I'm flat now and I honestly couldn't be happier!
I feel normal. and I feel great :)

(little side note; there is fluid build up/fat on the side that's lower down currently so it'll probably look a little better once I get that fixed) but yeah, I'll probably be a little uneven unless I realize I reaaaally want to get surgery to be symetrical idk, I'm flat and happy and those are my thoughts :)
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I figured it's time I talk about my surgical transition experience. There's plenty of false narratives out there and I want to counter what I can with truth and personal experience.
The first procedure I received this year in late January was a transvaginal ovarian-hysterectomy. That means they cut out my uterus and ovaries (and the connecting fallopian tubes) without making any abdominal incisions (removed through the vagina). I'd had a consultation with the surgeon performing the operation a few months prior where we discussed any concerns and went over potential side effects as well as specifying I wanted my ovaries removed as well. When the day of the procedure came I went to the hospital, the nurses were really kind and I got to see the surgeon again one last time for any last minute concerns before I went into the surgical suite.
Waking up post surgery I was elated to learn the surgery had gone super smoothly, the surgeon said I'd lost less than a teaspoon of blood. I stayed in hospital for the remainder of the day and ended up going home around 9pm. They'd given me a pain meds prescription, and that kept things during recovery at a quiet 2-3 on the pain scale. Most of what I felt was a general soreness in the area, it was a lot like the sensation of period cramps. It took only 3 weeks before I felt pretty much 100% I still wasn't fully healed but by then there wasn't any pain, even slight.
Now I'm just nearing the end of my 2 month full recovery time and I'm clear to have penetrative sex. The worst part of the recovery I'd say was the basically instant menopause I had to go through for a while. The hot flashes were the worst, get a fan for yourself if you're planning on getting this procedure.
The end of February is when I got my second procedure, a double masectomy aka top surgery. Normally transition surgeries wouldn't be so close together in timeline but I had school starting in May but I couldn't emotionally afford to wait until the semester is over to get the surgery done. Additionally, political circumstances also lead to me making the decision to push up the date of my surgery, I was terrified that if I was to wait another year that it might be illegal by then.
Similar to the first operation, I'd had a consultation appointment several months prior that addressed any questions and concerns to help me decide if the procedure was right for me. I was way less nervous this time around because I'd already been through one surgery and had a better idea of what to expect in terms of pain and recovery.
The experience of check-in and preparation for the second surgery was pretty much the same as the first with one exception, I decided to forego the nipple grafts last minute (and I don't regret the decision. less risk of complication/infection, I wouldn't likely retain sensation, getting nipple tattoos instead gives me direct control over size and shape) so I had to meet with the surgeon beforehand the day of. My direct input was accommodated and my questions answered the day of, it was awesome.
I went under anesthesia feeling a sense of peace that I'd wake up feeling more like myself than I had since before puberty. I'm a month recovered now and I'm just so pleased with the results! The pain was so worth it!
Feel free to ask respectful questions about my experiences.
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