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Fighter VS Rogue: How to Train your Tabaxi

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Normal boy spotted.

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[andi-o-geyser]

Something is wrong in this city, and it's been such a slow burn that nobody even realizes they're dying.

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Context: Post bbeg monologue, the gender-ambiguous aaracockra bard decides to flirt right before the fight starts for shits and giggles. Bard is often misgendered as female, but they’re male identifying.

Bard: *insert obscenely horny pick up line here, I don’t think I can post this one*

BBEG, who just barely passed his saving throw: I’m- I’m not even into- what gender are you?

Bard: Well, seeing as I’m a bird and we’ve got the same hole either way, dealers choice? 

Entire table: *stunned silence, mostly the party trying not to laugh while the dm sits there*

Rogue, clearing his throat: So assuming he’s stunned, can I roll for backstab with advantage? 

Wizard: No no, I wanna hear what his deal breaker would have been.

[kaiminluu]

cleradin fixes my allergies so well you could call them claritin

[ridaine]

Stay your pretty eyes on course.

[khawla-gfm2]

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[puppetmaster13u]

Once more thinkin about this Prompt/AU

And I decided to sketch the level 1 forms the team (& Ellie) have along with sketches of their lvl 200+ Forms. I do believe Klarion is having a blast with his new friends and the Young Justice Team is going to have some Trauma from not knowing this is a Game.

Tucker: Lvl 1 Cat | Sam: Lvl 1 Sprout | Valerie: Lvl 1 Golem | Danny: Lvl 2 Dragon Egg | Ellie: Lvl 1 Celestial Snakelett

(Click for higher quality) Also they are all now Mountain Sized or Larger. Also pondering them all having 3 stages to their bossfights. Second stages is when they start using more magic & less "minions" and final stage is when shit hits the fan & the surroundings get Wrecked. Like Tucker summoning a literal storm & getting lightning charged, or Sam fully emerging from the caves, or Valerie unearthing herself and the team realizing the entire dungeon-city was On Her Back.

@victoria-has-no-secret @qitsin Both y'all reblogged with fun ideas so here @bleuyellow93-storytime you had very VERY fun tags so also here lol [If u don't want to be tagged I apologize] Aaand finally, @radiance1 I think you'd like these

[supersappho]

i made a party for Red and Serena and am currently trying to figure out their dynamics together

theyre a bunch of strong personalities who are forced to party together and in order graduate magic school they have to learn to get along🫡

[twinstxrs]

the gorgug-porter conversation is interesting to me because like. yea for the overwhelming majority of the conversation porter’s being shitty & trying to fit gorgug into a box that gorgug just does not fit into by trying to make gorgug’s relationship with his rage more focused on the aggression aspect of it. but then there’s also this specific thing that brennan brought up again in the ap, which is that gorgug’s relationship with his rage is wholly “this is a tool i use to protect my friends.” which isn’t a bad thing! but that’s his Whole relationship with it, & gorgug seems to place next to no value on his rage in relationship to himself. which is problematic, because it’s first & foremost his rage.

being raised in a household with a sort of toxic positivity largely meant that, whether or not it was his parents’ intention, gorgug internalized the message that more traditionally “negative” emotions such as anger are the wrong response to something. part of the reason he prioritizes his artificing is probably because it’s “fixing” things. in comparison to being a barbarian, which gorgug associates with “breaking” things. good vs. bad behavior, in his eyes.

it’s a totally unacceptable bar to measure a 16 y/o by, but i do think part of porter’s reasoning for not letting gorgug multiclass is him recognizing that gorgug generally does not value anger as a valid emotional response to something, at the very least for himself. & that directly conflicts with what being a barbarian is, because whether you like it or not, that rage is what fuels you. but again, barring a kid from pursuing something they deeply care about in part (not entirely, porter has a lot of more bullshit reasons) because of their fundamental values & world outlook is crazy.

so yes, 98% of porter’s reasoning is pretty shitty, immature, rife with a toxic view that there’s only one proper way to access rage, & generally not a good thing to do as a teacher, but also within that reasoning is the 2% of ‘there is a fundamental part of yourself that you only value if you can use it to take care of other people & you need to accept that as something that can take care of you, too.’ but that’s something to discuss with a therapist or a guidance counselor, not something that should hugely impact gorgug’s academic future.

[gammija]

now im also still thinking about tma dnd au.... mostly i agree with jonny&alex' assignments. Signing a contract to work in the Archives is really signing a pact with the Eye, so everyone there multiclasses in warlock, but only Jon really gains levels in it because of all the xp he gets by reading statements. Tim is a fighter, Sasha a 'real' wizard, Martin a bard who performs poetry instead of playing an instrument, says he studied at the College of Lore, but really he's self-taught and not even level 3 in bard.

Species though. i mostly drew Jon as a tiefling cause i wanted to give him horns but really, a tiefling would be preoccupied with whether or not he's turning into a monster. Sasha can just be human, and i think Tim is a half-elf, charismatic, easily fitting in with most crowds.

On the one hand i want Martin to be tall. but on the other. he just is a halfling. easily underestimated, typically caring, not very fast, not easily immobilized by fear, and, considering how little he gets hurt or wounded compared to tma's other characters, definitely a certain kind of lucky

[mirabritart]

"A Song of Ice and Fire" sounds like it could be a magical girl anime c'mon let's be real

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[gregrulzok]

Me, who's main DND character is a black punk teen that fights with a blunt weapon and would sacrifice anything for his friends; who went through a story arc (about a year ago) involving him waking up in an alternate universe where he got to reconnect with his single parent and his siblings (all of whom he lost without getting to say goodbye), and his childhood friend turned romantic interest (with whom he had an incredibly nasty separation and now has a very strained relationship with despite them still loving each-other); with whom he gets a second chance at a romance and things actually work out really well; only to then realize that his friends back in his own world need him too much and have to find a way to go back, which ultimately resulted in the death of a mentor figure; (also they're Louisianian, and the romantic interest is half French and has a bunch of Stromae on his playlist); watching Season 2 Episode 7 of Arcane: ...Hey what the fuck?

[flashhwing]

man i kinda miss being into critical role and wish i could watch bells hells but there's just like. a block there for me

[yourplayersaidwhat]

[We’re trying to get into a building to find someone. First suggestion was to look around the house.]

Cleric: “That looks like a backdoor.” (turns around, grinning widely) “I love backdoors!”

Blood Hunter (remembers he woke up in Cleric’s arms, not remembering much of last evening): "I feel a sudden fear for my maidenly virtues.“ 

[blighted-elf]

Resurrecting Sarevok is just an annual tradition for Telvesh at this point