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Theories like Freypies and Jojen Paste aren't so bad IMO. Its the boring ones like thinking the Starks and D*ny and T*rion will get along or the three headed dragon theory where Jonerice and T*rion will save tbe world together as this group of scrappy underdogs who rose to the top and be heroes that suck so bad because they're so cookie-cutter boring. At least the first 2 theories for examples are at least interesting
I’m sorry who and who will do what as a group of who???????
I swear they read the books with their eyes closed
#i’m sorry freypie & jojenpaste#you’re two of the better theories I’ve read all week#boring is only secondary to fucking impossible#thank you anon#this is my clue to block the asoiaf and theories tag#anti tyrion lannister#anti daenerys targaryen#anti targ restoration#no because the way my jaw dropped after reading these#*this ask
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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping
#also theres no one good place to learn this generally ive picked up yhe knowledge by asking questions#or reading through catalogues. paying attention to the words used to describe clothing styles i like
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who don’t think it’s real is that everyone’s idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

#“Evolution of man” image you are a linear path of one branch not a whole ass family tree#Someone straight up asked me if people came from monkeys why do e still have monkeys#Like bruh no hate the education system failed you BUT#If you came from your grandma then why do you still have cousins#That’s what you’re asking#Edited cause I wrote billion instead of million lol
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its crazy that a lot of what we call 'video essays' these days are basically low budget documentaries on increasingly weird and niche topics. no network approval no tv budget just one guy with maybe a hired editor/writer and a couple of friends willing to read voice lines. and then they put it on youtube like its no big deal. insane.
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hey gamers I’ve started watching star trek does anyone else see the romantic tension between captain kirk and mr. spock
#I gotta get to the important questions first#I wouldn’t DARE ask this on reddit#no but actually I know SO little about Star Trek and I didn’t know that until I started watching#I’m intrigued I really am#star trek#star trek the original series#star trek tos#captain kirk#mr. spock#do I have to tag their full names idk#I’m only on season 1 still but I’m making headway#ack#text post#THEIR SHIP NAME IS SPIRK BAHAHAHA#THATS SO GOOD#spirk#BABAHAHAHHSHDURHDUUHEHUHEUHEUEHUE
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did… did she do that?
#WHY R ALL THESE ARTICLES ABT THE NEW ENGLAND SERIAL KILLER MENTIONING HER. FOR CLICKS?#i feel like its for clicks. i dont think taylor swift has murdered anybody#text#ask to tag
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The ceasefire agreement was reached and joy is floating among the Palestinian people
#free palestine#palestine#gaza#free gaza#abdalsalam2000#gaza strip#palestinian#palestinian genocide#palestinian gofundme#palestinian art#palestinian fundraiser#justice for palestinians#palestinian resistance#palestinian lives matter#save palestinians#gofundme vetted#palestine gofundme#gaza gofundme#gofund.me#fundraisers#palestine fundraiser#fundraiser#gaza aid#gaza action#gaza ask#the gaza strip#palestinian authority#palpatine#palestin#queer
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
#in a perfect world the move im gay meme would be about being fat or having a mobility aid and people just standing in your way in public#my bemoanings#debated posting this but itd be nice to have some solidarity where my mobility aid users at who have not a lot of good outside friends#also if youre a friend of mine who is worried that you might be the person in the comic im gonna be real#MULTIPLE ppl have said this exact thing to me and id rather you just slow down next time. dont come to me asking for forgiveness or smth#also straight up the person in this comic i havent seen for years because they were mean to me anyways
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had a fun experience on the subway the other day
#mouth is not a sweet bro and hella Jeff reference I never read anything by Hussie#it’s actually based on the jermavenus#mine#comics#diary#to this menacing looking bald guy… i apologize. and if i see you again i might ask you out.#my comics
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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!
Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!
#ask anything polls#polls#tumblr polls#poll#random polls#ao3#archive of our own#fanfic#random generator
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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.
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an accomplice turned victim his apology, long overdue
#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#long post#art.png#ask to tag#'anything' he says. 'anything.'#yet he does nothing#what a nightmare
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The best advice i can give any creator is do it before you're good at it, do it BEFORE you're happy, do it while you suck, do it while you're doubting yourself and get stuck the fuck in, because waiting around to be "good enough" is a motherfucking trap of the highest degree. You'll get good along the way and better after every project is complete. Remember, this is the greatest thing you've ever created, and then you'll do something else. You're only ever gonna get better, but not if you stand still.
#ask az#askaz#fanfic#creative writing#creative process#creative inspiration#creating is fucking hard i know but it's not gonna exist unless you make and YOU'RE THE ONE who has the idea#self care and sheer delulu is key
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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I’m gonna trim your nails. can you please stay calm so i can get it done quickly?
I will take us both down
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