#this is my clue to block the asoiaf and theories tag

[catofoldstones]

Theories like Freypies and Jojen Paste aren't so bad IMO. Its the boring ones like thinking the Starks and D*ny and T*rion will get along or the three headed dragon theory where Jonerice and T*rion will save tbe world together as this group of scrappy underdogs who rose to the top and be heroes that suck so bad because they're so cookie-cutter boring. At least the first 2 theories for examples are at least interesting

I’m sorry who and who will do what as a group of who???????

I swear they read the books with their eyes closed

[jackoshadows]

Fandom drama 😂

Ngl, I am enjoying how obsessed the Jonsas are with me. From big name Jonsa fans threatening to block followers if they interact with me to accusing other blogs who reblog my posts of being my sockpuppet because they sound like me with regards to Sansa/Jonsa.  

I imagine that when baby Jonsas are first initiated into the cult, elder Jonsas warn them about the big bad Jonsa bogeyman that is Jackoshadows lurking on the tags and threatening to enlighten them about the real Jon Snow in the books.

I guess they find me more threatening than Arya or Dany blogs because I stan one half of their ship and take delight in reminding them about how nonsensical their ship is. No doubt they similarly hate Sansa blogs that point out the idiocy of Jonsa.

Also here’s a newsflash: Other blogs sound like me with respect to Sansa or Jon or Arya because there’s nothing new in what I am saying and it’s only what’s been said for some 10-20 years in the Asoiaf fandom. There’s nothing revelatory or revealing in my posts. I am just talking about what’s in the books –  things that have been discussed ad nauseum since the books came out in 1996. Go to any discussion forum about GOT and they will rip apart show Sansa the same way I and innumerable other show watchers do. So if someone sounds like me, that’s because these are common interpretations of book and show characters.

It is indeed hilarious that Jonsa stans have their heads so far up their asses that they think they are the sole experts on both book and show Sansa. This would be the equivalent of flat earthers stating that they are the experts on the Coriolis force or the principle behind Foucault’s pendulum. Jonsas still don’t get that their ‘metas’ are viewed with ridicule and laughter in the wider fandom and that their relevance is limited to their cultish echo chamber.

Even the D+D = T  theory, more popularly known as the Time Travelling Fetus  theory, has more evidence in support of it happening in the books than Jonsa does. That’s how ridiculous Jonsa is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/30mat2/spoilers_all_ddt_a_neverbeforeseen_theory/

In all honesty, the Jonsa cult should have disappeared into the shadows in shame after their trash political!Jon nonsense never happened on the show. This should have been the point when Jonsa fans realized that their bnfs did not know what they were talking about when they pretended to be experts in directing, acting, cinematography, script writing etc. and wrote metas about how Jon and Sansa were truly, deeply, madly in love with each other in seasons 6 and 7. This should have been the point when they realized that these same bnf Jonsas are now applying that same idiocy to the books. But I guess, like flat earthers, Jonsa fans will continue on with a belief that only they are solely right and continue to clog characters tags with their ‘metas’.

PS: When I am talking about Jonsas, I am referring to the fools who think that Jonsa is an actual canon ship in the books and show, that Jon romantically loves Sansa because she is beautiful and graceful and courteous, that 14 year old Jon had a crush on 10-11 year old Sansa and had always loved her, that Jon is not thinking about Sansa or referring to her in his 42 POV chapters because it’s just too painful, that whenever he refers to Arya in the books he is in fact thinking of Sansa, that any foreshadowing for Jonarya in the books is actually disguised foreshadowing for Jonsa, that Sansa is actually going to travel by herself to the wall from the vale through snowstorms and is going to save Jon and take back Winterfell from the Boltons, that GRRM actually wrote Targaryen couples like Alysanne-Jaehaerys in his Targ history book as clues for Jonsa etc.  

If you are someone who just fanon ships Jonsa for fun, then I say – go for it! Enjoy the ship and all the fanart and fanfiction etc. I am only referring here to the folks who act like Jonsa is 100% canon, pretend they are asoiaf/Sansa experts and then clog the Jon, Arya, Dany tags etc. with their nonsensical opinions on these characters.