#*jonas

[colmiillo]

me acting like I just didn't read the most filthy nasty hot smut fic of my life

[gayestpiano]

i made a playlist of song titles in chronological order

update/disclaimer: not all of the songs on the playlist are in these screenshots! i think it would've been too many pics but the link is there if you want to see all of them. i've also added dozens of suggestions from other users since posting this so these screenshots are outdated

[dan-cyril-kingston]

NICK JONAS Scream Queens | 1.02

[389]

Emerald Lake II by Jonas Daley

"Emerald Lake" belongs to the magnesium sulfate subtype salt lake. It is the third largest artificial lake in Haixi Prefecture, covering an area of ​​more than 26 square kilometers. It produces good quality potassium, magnesium, lithium and other elements. Because the salt bed is alternately and crystal-clear with light green, emerald green and deep blue lake water, the locals call it "Emerald Lake".

[jetslay]

Superman/Clark, Lois, and Krypto by Jonas Pina.

[teamdarkdaily]

day 262: hello hello

[gacougnol]

Jonas Schilders

[obsessivestrawberrysimp]

Okay, so, just wondering, is the Stargate Fandom still a thing? SG-1 is my favorite show, and I was just wondering if there were still Gaters out there.

All SG teams report! I want to know you're still out there!

[emumag]

Long exposure

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: You know, I do have an idea on how I can make this right.

Bruce: Really? Can you tell me your idea without using the words chowder, monkey, pogo, or time machine?

Tim:

Tim: No.

[zegalba]

As I Was Moving Ahead Occasionally I Saw Brief Glimpses of Beauty (2000) Dir. Jonas Mekas

[amberosial]

the day has finally come

THEY NEED TO POST A VIDEO AT 7:30 OF THEM AT AN OLIVE GARDEN ASKING IF THE TABLE IS READY.

will they get the table? will we have to wait another 15 years for the food? will they not have the reservation ready and have to make a new one? who knowsssss 😭.

seriously tho i would cry.

[gayestpiano]

i made a playlist of songs that have a duration as a title

points of interest in this one:

i spent a frankly insane amount of time calculating how long “One Hundred Sleepless Nights” is, which culminated in using government data and an actual spreadsheet

“52 Weeks” < “365 Days” = “525,600 Minutes” < “1 Year”

“5 Years, 3 Months, 18 Days” followed by “5 Years, 4 Months, 3 Days” followed by “5 Years, 8 Months and 12 Days”

[banchagu]

-… .-. . .- - …. . / ..- .--. --- -. / .- / -… . -.. / --- ..-. / …- .. --- .-.. . - …

[lihiominaa]

STARGATE SG-1 S06E12 | Unnatural Selection

[hannahstanwald]

fuck unrequited love, give me unrequited devotion! give me a character who worships the mere ground their s/o walks on. give me a character who would do anything, cross any boundary or burn any bridge for the one they love. give me a character reveres and adores their partner to a religious (and unhealthy) extent

but the devotee just doesn’t get it. they don’t understand what they’ve done to receive this treatment or why the other character looks at them like they’ve just seen salvation. they fear they will never live up to the devoted one’s expectations and sometimes they wonder if their s/o is even in love with them, or if they’re really in love with the perfect version of them that they’ve created in their mind.

bonus points if the constant devotion and worship starts to drive a wedge between them!!!!!!