#ba’al stargate

[alienabductees]

stargate as various onion headlines (part 2 and 3 (mostly tumblr posts) coming soon)

[autisticslp]

Anyone wanna hang out with me in the Ba’al pit?

[ghostlyfanparadise]

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Ba'al from Stargate SG-1

[badstargateimagines]

Stargate Character Analysis

Based on if they would do the caramelldansen dance when it comes on at the shindig

Jack: no because he doesn’t know it but wouldn’t even if he did

Sam: yes and she would encourage everyone else to do it though not aggressively

Daniel: depends on his sobriety levels. No up until about the 1.5 beer mark, grudgingly until the three beer mark, yes at all points after

Teal’c: yes but he thinks it’s some sort of weird traditional thing. He sees no difference between Caramelldansen and the National Anthem

Jonas: yes and he also thinks it’s traditional. He aggressively gets people to join in. He really likes the song

Cam: no he refuses because he thinks it’s ridiculous

Vala: refuses initially but then realizes that the song fucking slaps and the dance is the most important part of it

General Hammond: you might think he doesn’t know it but his grand daughters showed it to him. He will do it but only for a second so you gotta make sure you watch

Apophis: no and he commits 6 counts of space war crimes while everyone’s distracted

Ba’al: he would but it would be very half-assed and he would also manage to commit space war crimes during the song some how

Stinky pete: he unplugs the stereo and is beaten to death by an angry mob (best possible timeline)

[agent-troi]

his face when he said that😂 teal’c you little shit stirrer i love you

[starlight-edith]

Ba’al vibes tbh

what would you do if you found out you were illegally cloned and you had genetic identicals living all over the world, living radically different, cooler lives

oh i would kill them for sure. due to my jealousy and what not

[alienabductees]

stargate as a variety of things 👍 (part 1)

[brigitoshaughnessy]

Appropriately haunting. 🖤🗡️

[sparrowsarus]

Hi, i’ve not been in the stargate fandom, but i have seen it a long time ago so i present to you this ship: ba’al x jack o’neill. Thoughts?

Oh damn this is hard mode eh. Choosing violence!!

I do not ship it. I have been a hardcore Sam/Jack shipper since before I knew what "shipping" was, and cannot muiltiship this particular lad. Also I haven't watched SG-1 in ages.

HOWEVER

Ba'al and Jack do have a deeply antagonistic relationship, but in a fun way. Would it be at all healthy? Absolutely not. But it would be the fun sort of toxicity, and Jack would have that emotional buffer he doesn't have with Sam. Thank you for the ask! IO am going to chew on this.

[myulalie]

9 Fandom peeps to get to know better

I was tagged by @foodsies4me, thanks!

3 ships you like: I’ve decided to mention the most recent ones for a change! So currently reading/writing Stargate SG-1: Sam Carter Ba’al, Stargate Atlandtis: John Sheppard/Todd (yes they’re both enemies to alien lovers romance) and League of Legends’ Arcane: Caitlyn/Vi.

First Ship Ever: I guess it must have been from Naruto: Sasuke Uchiwa/Sakura Haruno? I think I started reading fanfic for them before I did for Harry Potter: Tom Riddle/Hermione  Granger! 

Last Song You Heard: Stay, Justin Bieber on the bus last night ^^

Currently Reading: I finally picked up actual books! So I’m nearing the end of Husband Material by Alexis Hall, and I’ve made a slow start on The Queen’s Gambit by Walter Tevis.

Currently Watching: Supernatural, season 2 (first watch ever!!). I’m having a blast x)

Currently Consuming: Egg & Muffin, it’s breakfast time!

Currently Craving: nothing, actually? This is weird, I usually have impulses xD

Tagging: @limnall, @thehollowone16, @junemermaid, @ravenjames, @lastlymatt, @polarnachtsblog, @lalelilolusworld, @sterekxhale, @aceonice

Also stealing @faejilly's idea for an easy copy/paste:

3 ships you like:

First Ship Ever:

Last Song You Heard:

Currently Reading:

Currently Watching:

Currently Consuming:

Currently Craving:

[agent-troi]

YEAH SAM YOU GO GIRL

[nephilimeq]

I, uh...I girlbossed too close to the sun and started an entire new ship for Stargate and have already gif-ed it.

So. Here you go. Samantha Carter and Ba’al, enemies to lovers.

Look at that punch! Solid hit. Great start.

This one is when Teal’c says to them, “Clearly you work well together.” I mean, that reaction? Classic enemies to lovers trope. Had the show gone on, I would have loved for them to have ended up together.

Ba’al pushes her intellectually and she softens him, but while still pushing back in just the right way.