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i stay up late to be happy for a few more hours

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They should hide a secret layer of yummy taste under all the nasty taste on Nintendo switch cartridges to reward the children whose hearts are most devoted and true

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i do

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And If i'm being Really Honest, High Fantasy doesn't appeal to me as a genre at all. I think we've really kind of overdone it and allowed this idea of a western christian medieval period to sort of turn our imaginations sour and stale. From Lord of the Rings to Dungeons and Dragons, we've venerated the myths of the dominant, conquering culture for so long that we've almost forgotten our ability to tell other stories.

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fuuuuuuck I can't I'm busy. there's pollen tomorrow

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stella had a wipeout

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think i might be addicted to goods and services

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My conduct this year landed me on Santa Claus's fabled and controversial "Kill-at-all-Costs" List. Turns out the reason the big man and his people don't exercise that option more often is that they really aren't good at following through on it. Well outside their core competency. He's delegated to the elves, and they've got this ingrained assembly-line mindset that doesn't translate at all to the adaptable and fluid mindset needed for siege breaking. They just haven't adjusted their playbook at all from when they're doing rote deliveries. Armed Elves have been rappelling down my chimney one at a time into the roaring fire I've kept going nonstop for the last week. They haven't even thought to try my front door yet. Whole house smells like peppermint, which it turns out is what burnt elf meat smells like. Thought I was being super clever putting cyanide-laced almond milk out with the cookies as a last line of defense, but none of them have made it even the scant few feet to the side table where that's sitting. At the rate things are going the real danger is that I'm gonna forget what I did with that and accidentally drink it myself while I'm watching the show

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last night I conceived of a truly diabolical plan of pointless and petty evil and I shall have such fun putting it into action. a little birthday present to myself.

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the women in my bluetooth headphones sounds mad at me :(