gayestpiano
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gayestpiano · 13 hours ago
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they should make envelopes that aren't annoying as fuck to open
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gayestpiano · 13 hours ago
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why the fuck did I get a letter from the comptroller saying I owe money? taxes aren't due til April??
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gayestpiano · 13 hours ago
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gonna be honest I don't think I am
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gayestpiano · 14 hours ago
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uh oh!! I think I fucked up with this online class!!!!! I don't know how to use python!!!!!!!
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gayestpiano · 15 hours ago
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i hate people who know highways. “i’m heading south on I-65” okay man. i’m moving my rook to c2
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gayestpiano · 15 hours ago
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Sweets and treats are all the nutrients a princess needs
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gayestpiano · 16 hours ago
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what the world looks like after a big cup of lemonade
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gayestpiano · 16 hours ago
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please this is so funny
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gayestpiano · 16 hours ago
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honestly I'm a little surprised at all the kerfuffle being made over Elons nazi salute because I thought we all knew he was a Nazi? he reinstated/emboldens Nazis on his site, constantly retweets white supremacist content, he's literally openly collaborating and propping up the fascist party in Germany like is this is really that much of a surprise? if this is what it takes I guess
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gayestpiano · 17 hours ago
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back in my day we lost flappy bird
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gayestpiano · 17 hours ago
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normal guy who transitions into a different, equally normal guy
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gayestpiano · 17 hours ago
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feeling like maybe the americans need to hear this for once (and let me know if i'm saying it nicely) america isn't the whole world.
thailand legalised same sex marriage. most of the world is doing an excellent job of acting on climate change, and we're projected to warm no more than 2.5 degrees now. the EU has been working hard to halt and reverse biodiversity loss, and is doing a great job. bhutan continues to absorb more carbon dioxide than it emits, and so does tasmania. here in brisbane, queer people of faith have been coming together in queer worship nights, meeting similar people, and accepting themselves, ready to reconcile it with their faith and question the crumbs of christian nationalism that permeate from the US. they're planning to build high speed rail between sydney and newcastle too, and a new inland link between brisbane and melbourne. kakapo have been saved from extinction over in aotearoa (new zealand). solar and wind energy generation are at an all time high. vegan meat alternatives taste the best they ever have. autism speaks shut down in canada, and awareness is rising very quickly about adhd in women, the pda profile, and neurodiversity and disability in general. they've invented a blood test for endometriosis. it's not all bad news
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gayestpiano · 18 hours ago
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I’m crying over this picture
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gayestpiano · 18 hours ago
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A perfect newborn leafcutter ant was recently born at a zoo but nobody cared because it wasn't a piece of shit hippo
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gayestpiano · 24 hours ago
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I wish I was happy and I wish it was easier
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gayestpiano · 1 day ago
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took me over an hour to figure out how to make a simple string reversing code in my class. also the first assignment where each line of code wasn't basically written out for us to do. does not bode well for me....
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gayestpiano · 1 day ago
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all right everyone let's hear it for ACETAMINOPHEN let's give it up for STORE-BRAND TYLENOL let me hear you make some NOISE
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