#*incorrect quotes

[wetsocksinbed]

Rook, bursting into the fade: why the FUCK are there so many alters to you scattered around? Why do I have to go through such elaborate steps to reach the wolf statues???

Solas: the Inquisitor made me run around the Hinterlands for a month. It’s only fair you experience even but a shred of that pain for ruining my ritual

[incorrectbatfam]

Tim: Your polls are slipping, Bruce.

Duke: Better get with it.

Bruce: Kids, being your dad isn’t an elected position. I don’t have to respond to polls.

Cassandra: ?

Damian: Not elected?

Dick: You mean you can govern with dictatorial impunity?

Bruce: Exactly.

Jason: In short, open revolt and exile is the only hope for change?

Bruce: I don’t like the direction this conversation is taking.

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Ghost: No, nobody actually believes that Y/N is in love with me Soap, to the 141: Raise your hand if you think Y/N is in love with LT *everyone raises their hand* Ghost: Y/N put your hand down

[mymotherwasateapot]

Hades can't catch a break.

First Odysseus sends him 600 and then shortly after, another 108.

I'm just imagining bro down in the underworld like:

"omg can you stoP it Odysseus, i literally jUst tidied up after the last bunch you sent rushing in!"

credit: art by @joanacchi on tiktok, comment by @o3o_lapd_o3o on tiktok (on tumblr as @o3o-lapd-o3o)

[kallum-ity]

Jason unintentionally becomes the father figure for most, if not all, his goons even though he is younger than all of them.

Jason Todd with his goons:

[achromatophoric]

Enid: Sometimes Wednesday can get so freakin’ jealous.

Bianca: Says the girl who put the last guy to hit on Addams in the hospital.

Enid: Hey! It’s not my fault he was allergic to dogs!

Bianca: Bitch, he went into hemorrhagic shock, NOT anaphylactic!

Enid: See? What kind of dumbass goes after my Willa if he can’t handle a little blood loss?

Bianca: A little blood loss? He lost half a gallon!

Enid: *sniffs* Well, if his blood was so important, he would’ve done a better job of keeping it inside.

Bianca: Enid, you nearly took off his head!

Enid: *shrugs* He slipped.

Bianca: *incredulous* He… slipped.

Enid: Yup.

Bianca: Throat first—onto your claws.

Enid: *checks her nails* Poor guy was totes clumsy. Tragic, really.

Bianca: 😟

Bianca: Enid, seriously, do you understand me when I say that if he wasn’t a werewolf, he would be dead right now?

Enid: *blinks* You mean…

Bianca: *serious nod* You would have committed murder.

Enid: 🤔

Enid: You’re right—

Bianca: Oh thank fuck.

Enid: —I bet Grandmama can get me some real silver nail polish for next time.

Bianca: 😫

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: Someone threw a snowcone at me today

Peter: Hit me right in the face

Peter: I thought I hit a rainbow it was terrifying

[intimidating-fettuccine]

Jeff: Be a really good person.

Y/N: Why?

Jeff: Because someone in this relationship needs to have morals and it sure as hell isn’t gonna be me, sweetheart.

[fuck-you-too-world]

I have a thought,

Tim is the embodiment of Gen Z and the reason why DC disrespect him a lot is because they saw the potential and how chaotic he could be because he's just so... How do say this, he had the most normal past (as normal as any Gotham kids could get and being a nepo baby) compare to others who had tragic back story.

Tim tragic back story didn't start until he take the Robin mantel, so I think DC is scared of Tim's potential especially with his mentality that is so flexible. Like, this boy is labeled as the coffee addict-sleep deprived-tech guy-that has too much money-too much work-and could drop dead anytime, just like gen Z (except the money part).

Then the chart just made me think of it even more! Tim is literally us as gen Z but he has money, training and no adult supervision! The intelligence is debatable cuz I think he usually has the brain cells but most of the time lost it, he can be as harmless as he is apocalyptic danger level all just because he felt like it. He's mostly harmless cuz he lacks motivation.

Like imagine! (He has so many war crimes I wanted to add more so he can have a special folder with more folders inside dedicated for one war crime saperated based on timeline, planet and dimension)

Tim : Feeling bored, might piss off Luther later cuz his life is too peaceful rn

*proceeds to take over the economic world and become a shadow emperor and open up charities just because*

Also Tim

Tim : Feeling a bit feral and kinda want to have a historical vibe today

*save planets and became emperor of several planets and he rules it really well to the point he has religion that worship him*

Then he's also

Tim : This family (Waynes) is so fucked up, they need help fr fr

*blackmail Batman after he failed to blackmail Nightwing, become a therapist cuz he can't fix his family so fix others*

Near death experience? You wish!

Tim : oh, look it's Jason in- is that a cheap Robin costume?! Ew!!

*got beaten cuz he's too busy thinking about something else instead of focusing in the fight, plus he saw the kid he sort of replaced still alive -a bit murdery- but alive which is good news for his 'fixing Wayne family project'!*

Tim in his depressed and apathic era

Tim : Hm... He said no killing but is it killing if I gave them warning but they choose to ignore me and got caught up in the explosion? No, no it's not. *shrug* Good enough.

*proceeds to bomb Ra's bases and make the creepy immortal rat man loses hair and gain gray hairs at the same time*

Near death experience number unknown? Nah~

Tim : oh wow, I manage to finished all of the assignments and mission right on time! Damn, this is a record! Oh, look at that, the sky looked so clear! Too bad we can't see starts in Gotham, welp, not a bad day to sleep! I can finally sleep!

*sigh out in disappointment when He got caught and land safely on the ground, mourning the sleep he'll never get*

His response is always so relatable and mood to the point I need gen Z artist or something to get inside DC and just let out your chaotic-idgaf-feral-racoon-self so Tim can just be his true self and grow into his potential! I need to see him in his more chaotic nature with flexible moral because dang, he's just so US sometimes.

Or is it just me? Honestly, I saw this post on Pinterest and immediately went to search the original post on timblr -pun intended- just so I can let this out of my head.

Alright, thank your for coming to my Ted talk. Scatter!

i find the dischotomy between the batfam's potential to kill vs their real-world willingness to kill very interesting! so I made a graph because I'm a nerd

[jadeluz-official]

Mamma Mia, Here We Go Again: Beetlebabes Incorrect Quotes - Part 3

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3

[incorrectbatfam]

Harper: When did you get expensive taste?

Stephanie: When I got ahold of Bruce's credit card.

[silverynight]

Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a green haired UA's teacher to date you. Is it true?

Pro hero Katsuki: No.

Interviewer: So the person in the video isn't you, Dynamight-san?

Pro hero Katsuki: Of course it's me! And I was begging Izuku to date me because I've been in love with the nerd for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk.

Interviewer: ...

[famouscrusadeluminary]

So close, and yet, still so far

teen Regulus: what's an orgasm?

teen Barty: when you fold paper to make birds and shit

also teen Evan: that's oregano, bitch

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

[niceearlobes]

Wild Life SMP incorrect quotes

[thegalaxykatsworld]

It’s been a year and 4 months

Padme: did you know Obi wan gives Cody flowers every single morning?

Anakin:…yes?

Padme: why don’t you do that :(

Anakin:..

Anakin: d-do you want me too?

Padme: YES Ani!

-the next day-

Cody, staring at the flowers is Anakin offering him: why the hell are you doing this?

Anakin: I don’t get it either just take them-