#*incorrect quotes

[beif0ngs]

was this not the actual dialogue?? 🤔

[demonicsuffrage]

Civilian, mad after robin did some property damage while saving them: Um, I would like to talk to your manager?

Robin: Oh my manager?

Robin, speaking into his comm right in front of the civilian: Batman, some Bitch wants to talk to you

[metallictastinglifesupportliquid]

Y/N: I'm going to take a shower, you want to join me? Ghost: I keep a gun in the drawer under my bunk. If I ever say no to that question I want you to shoot me with it

[kasinonightlife]

Jinx: I'm so happy, I could kiss you!

Ekko: Um... Neat.

*Later*

Ekko: *Lying face down on Caitlyn's bed* I said "Neat", Cait. Who the fuck says neat these days? It's not neat to say neat but I said it anyways because I'm fucking stupid.

Caitlyn: *Reading a book* Don't beat yourself up too much, Ekko. Everyone gets nervous sometimes. Remember what I did when Vi confessed her love for me?

Ekko: Didn't you thank her?

Caitlyn: *Closes the book and looks at the ceiling* I fucking thanked her.

[incorrectbatfam]

Dick: The days are getting colder.

Bruce: Yes.

Dick: BUGS ARE DYING BY THE TRUCKLOAD! HA HA HA! GOOD RIDDANCE TO THEM ALL!

Dick: I like fall.

[timdrakewhump]

Press, holding a microphone too close to Tim’s face at a gala: how are you settling in at the Wayne’s now you’re officially adopted?

Tim, with a confused face: What do you mean? I’m not adopted.

Press: ..What? No, you were adopted-

Tim: Bruce gave birth to me.

Bruce, behind Tim, nodding: Obviously.

[lostintheoceanv]

Steve: stay still, you’ve lost a of blood

Eddie: I didn’t /lose/ blood. I know exactly where it is

Eddie: *points at blood puddle*

Eddie: right there

[stickyfox4]

scott:derek isn’t answering his phone

stiles:let me try

lydia:stiles we’ve tried about 7 times each he won’t pick up

stiles:(calls derek)

derek:hey stiles what’s up?

[cod-dump]

Soap: So you didn't learn? You didn't learn to not to trust this guy?

Gaz: I am very trustworthy :)

Price, seriously: I am so fucking sick of this. This bullshit just repeats endlessly, none of you will ever change and will continue to wallow in the misery of your own making

Price, slapping a card down: Uno. Draw fucking four

Ghost: OH COME ON- I'M DISOWNING YOU

Laswell, from the doorway: I don't think I would've guessed in a million years what that was for

[incorrectsterekquotes]

stiles: do you like me? derek: I MARRIED YOU stiles: yeah, but did you marry me as a friend or as a husband? it was unclear

[taro-jpg]

[ID: white text on a black background with a Sun Tzu stone statue in the bottom left corner. The text reads, "Nobody has time for this shit. Just block them lmao. -Sun Tzu: The art of war." End ID.]

[incorrectbatfam]

Why did each member of the Batfam become a vigilante?

(Wrong answers only)

Comm. Gordon: This is a messy business. What made you guys go into it?

Helena: Flexible hours.

Duke: Clout.

Cass: Free housing.

Dick: Bloodlust.

Steph: Batburger discounts.

Luke: Airline miles.

Harper: Tuition reimbursement.

Damian: Nepotism.

Kate: Women.

Alfred: My green card.

Bette: Dental.

Bruce: Tax benefits.

Barbara: ACAB.

Jason: Early retirement.

Selina: Court-mandated community service.

Tim: Company car.

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Tony: [looking at Steve] I can fix him

Bruce: You’re literally worse

[sayangrafayel]

Sylus: MC is playing hard to get.

Sylus: Little does she know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

[i-like-dirt]

💀

[cod-dump]

*at a pub*

Soap, staring at Ghost: You smell good

Ghost: Then eat me

Soap:

Soap: I've had way too much to drink for that kind of response