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datasoong47 · 6 months ago
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gaynfl · 6 months ago
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what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen
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lieutenant-sarcastic · 14 days ago
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For Years my brother has been fucking with me by periodically texting me to say Jimmy Carter had finally died. Today the bit has paid off.
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The response to my reaction at work was “what do you MEAN ‘for real this time’?????”
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I fucking hate it here I’m crying
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know-ill-keep-moving · 2 months ago
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viktor vs cait innit
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greghatecrimes · 5 months ago
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House drugged that coffee btw
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seven-oh-four · 2 months ago
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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead
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koobiie · 1 month ago
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i feel strongly about this
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izzy-mccalla · 3 months ago
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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tothechaos · 8 months ago
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now im not one to encourage misinformation. and the new google ai thing is apparently just going off of seemingly random internet results for queries. that being said. the best way to tell if a loaf of bread is finished is to stick your dick in it. are you hearing me? the best way to tell a loaf of bread is finished IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT. I SAID THE BEST WAY TO TELL A LOAF OF BREAD IS FINISHED IS TO STICK YOUR DICK IN IT.
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demadogs · 3 months ago
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this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.
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codecicle · 3 months ago
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MY FAVORITE GHOST OF CHRISTMAS' PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE!!!!
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geekysteven · 4 months ago
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Example art from Tumblr users @poltergrease @teenageclown @randomationality
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coalashslurry · 1 year ago
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we're running out of time to fuck it we ball....
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mangosteen · 8 months ago
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beguilingcorpse · 4 months ago
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