#* vault!evbo

[tiptoethewordsgo]

I know people always complain about Mc’s getting shipped with everyone but why is every evbo ship genuinely so good . i love u seavbo mavbo and guardbo never change

[nitpick7]

i don't know if anyone has talked about this yet but the parkciv -> tabi pipeline IS real and i'm currently in it. on episode 2 of the vault rn and it's so great we have:

woman pov like thank god, pvpciv had me literally dying i NEEDED tabi pov

definitely evbo/seawatt yaoi. i will not elaborate.

NOT JUST ONE WOMAN, BUT TWO WOMEN. (the potential for vault yuri but i gotta watch more before any decisions are made)

yet another actually good story

tabi is so cool she's so awesome

it passes the bechdel test

in conclusion, watch the vault i am going to scream very loudly about this

[trenchcoatofcheese]

“I’ve been working for the president for years”

He sure has. And naturally he engages in the many typical activities one does with their boss like

watching them bath or hanging around their house so much that you have every inch of it memorized

[seaw4tt]

VAULT CIVILIZATION YAAAAAAAAA

((tabi vault civ edit, featuring seawatt being gay))

[parkcivconfess]

hello! welcome to THE parkour civilization confessions blog!! you can submit basically anything, just don't be weird and do not sexualize the real people behind said characters, respect their boundaries first and foremost, thank you!

this blog doesn't have a set dni since most confessions will likely be anonymous and that means i don't know who's actually sending them. that being said, please no lolisho / shotacon supporters, proship, or pro / neu-contact. also DSMP fans who support the problematic creators please DNI. no DSMP-related asks, please!

although this is a blog mainly dedicated to parkour civilization, feel free to send in thing's about pvp civilization, vault civilization, minecraft simulation, and tabis show!

NSFW: okay! just nothing like non-con, ageplay, etc. come to the freak zone 👅👅...

limits explained more HERE

TAGS: non-civ ask, freaky civ (NSFW tag), ON THE FRIDGE!! (my personal favorites), fic share (for fanfics you send in!), civ arts (for artworks based on previous asks!), voidplay (EXACTLY what it sounds like)

AU TAGS: abo civilization (pkciv / other's in the omegaverse), stage civilization (pkciv but ailen stage), squid civ (pkciv but squid games)

* this blog will have personalized tags onwards from dec 3 2024 !

ANONS: ⛓️‍💥, 🐝, 👢, 🪽, ‼️🔥, 🍷, AfterCare Anon, ForceFem Anon, ChampionWatt Anon, Seawatt Parent Anon, Parkour Sea Anon, :3, :P,

OTHER THINGS ↓

EST time – they / he prns! i draw sometimes.

fav pkciv ships: seavbo, polykour, guardbo, bathbo (the guy in vault civ who was chilling in the bathtub. ik he TECHNICALLY doesn't doesn't count and the guard from pvpciv doesn't count either but IDGAFFF!!), tavbo

[yaoi-v5]

more headcanons I'd like to share again before i eventually fall alseep

hc that pvp-evbo has tried climbing the walls with his sword (he got nowhere with it)

hc that prk-evbo and sim-evbo both call pvp-evbo a fatty; sim-evbo insults him more while prk-evbo only insults him when hes aggro'ed

hc that pvp-tabi/in general tabi has done pvp-/in general seawatt's (pls i need him to make a debut in pvp civ to beat evbo to death) makeup before

(i literally jst gave up on colorcoding here)

hc that pvp-evbo is 14-16

hc that pvp-tabi is 22

hc that vault-tabi is 19

hc that vault-seawatt is near his 30's

hc that vault-evbo is also near his 30's but is way less of a MANCHILD THAN SEAWATT

hc that sim-evbo has no age

hc that prk-seawatt is like between his late 20's and early 30's

hc that prk-evbo is 28

hc that emf is 37

hc that pvp-tabi has hit pvp-evbo with her sword atleast a dozen times because of how childish his ass is (ok maybe i dont like this headcanon anymore)

hc that prk-god is over a century old

i deadass don't know where I put this hc or if i even put it here but hc that the old man never existed and was just a figment of prk-evbo's mind due to lack of sleep, food, nutrition, rest, ect

hc that pvp-evbo has adhd

hc that if all the evbos were cats (i deadass forgot vault-evbo/tax evasion-evbo (i think thats what its called) existed) they would stack on eachother while they slept (obviously cat seawatt is at the bottom)

hc that pvp-evbo is the youngest out of them all while sim-evbo is the eldest

hc that pvp-evbo is a big eater FATTY FAT FAT

hc that prk-seawatt and prk-evbo spend nights together ontop of the temple at night to watch the stars (if emf is awake they'd join too 💛)

hc that prk-seawatt has threatened prk-evbo with a knife to his neck

hc that everyone fucking hates pvp-evbo or is atleast annoyed with his presence

hc that daisuke and pvp-evbo would play video games together (WHEN DID DAISUKE GET HERE HELLO??)

hc that vault-seawatt is a huge fan of yugioh

hc that seawatt gets embarrassed when hes recognized as pharoah atem

hc that vault-seawatt has hung someone on the gallows before (wtf)

i deadass dont know what im doing anymore I'm ending this one here 💔

[godevbo]

✦  HI! I'M EVBO!

I'm still discovering all of the secrets to Tumblr Civilization, so I hope I fit right in! Feel free to talk to me and ask me about my previous adventures!

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✦  OOC :

HELLO! I'm the OOC for this account! This is a roleplay blog for any and all versions of the character Evbo!

I can and will add ART for asks if i get the chance to! ( although they will 9 times out of 10 be sketches/non-coloured! )

My parent OOC evboverse blog is @snitchbo , and my MAIN blog is @getgored !

OOC-mun is a minor + speaks eng/esp so idgaf what language asks r in

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CANON EXPLAINED!

This blog will have MULTIPLE canon versions of Evbo! So LET ME EXPLAIN ALL OF THEM!

REGARDLESS OF THESE CANONS! You can still ALWAYS send messages/comments/asks about non-canon things, and he will respond to you under the non-canon tag! Please include "non-canon" or what au you'd like to see, if any! ( i.e., seavbo au, trans au, etc.) Example of a non canon ask: "How do you feel about seawatt evbo? (In a seavbo canon, please!)"

⊹  Parkour Civilization

Evbo's timeline will take place POST CANON! he will have officially become the Parkour God and retain all of his canon memories from BOTH seasons!

Evbo is in his mid-20s, male, and uses he/him (however, due to his upbringing doesn't mind other pronouns and is open to exploring pronouns and gender/other identities!) Evbo is a meritocrat (-and is open to political discussion!) and is in an unlabeled relationship with EMF and Snitch/APF/Snitch-apf

Evbo is still hateful towards Seawatt and ClownPierce and see them as his lifelong enemies! He has a student/teacher and almost familial relationship with The Old Man, though he is critical/more untrustworthy of him due to his past actions!

⊹  PvP Civilization

Evbo's timeline is always placed after the MOST RECENT PvP Civilization uploads from the time of the post! He retains all updated memories from the time of posting!

Evbo is a young adult ( around early 20s ) he doesnt use labels, but his attraction falls most under pansexual with a preference for women/feminine aligned individuals! Evbo uses he/him pronouns and identifies as male. However, his gender and pronomial identity are also unlabled!

Evbo has a crush on Tabi and feels some sort of attraction to his guard friend!

⊹  Tumblr Civilization

A meta alternate universe where Evbo is actually ON TUMBLR! you can be as meta as you want and ask him about tumblr posts/accounts/his tumblr account!

Evbo remembers all the events from Parkour AND PvP civilization! This is an AU where he simply jumps to different civilizations ( thus, tumblr is his 3rd civilization! )

Evbo goes by he/him, is unlabled/nonlabled and is not CURRENTLY in a relationship! ( though he has in the past... )

⊹  The Vault

Evbos timeline takes place POST CANON! He retains all memories from all parts of the vault series!

Evbo is in his 20s, queer, uses he/him ( sometimes they/them ) and used to date seawatt - they broke up officially after seawatt was dethroned! He is best friends with Tabi and helps to be a figurehead od the new world!

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✦  Tags :

  —-—  #hi i'm evbo!

Any in-character posts from evbo!

  —-—  #here in Parkour Civilization

In-character posts from Evbo from Parkour Civilization!

  —-—  #here in PvP Civilization

In-character posts from Evbo from PvP Civilization!

  —-—  #here in Tumblr Civilization

In-character posts from Evbo from Tumblr Civilization!

  —-—  #here in The Vault

In-character posts from Evbo from TabiMC's series The Vault!

  —-—  #here in Non-canon Civilization

In-character posts from Evbo that do not fit the "canon" of the account/other posts! These can include other ships, AUs, or other divergent plot points!

  —-—  #OOC Civilization

Any and all completely ooc posts!

[rootoftaboo]

So that was a fucking lie

[official-parkciv-posts]

Official Workplace Situationship Civilization Post

guys vault!seavbo are really never beating the allegations.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN EVBO CAN COME IN UNACCOUNCED WHEN HES IN THE BATH TUB...

[toastedhotdogs]

an easter egg/foreshadowing i just noticed in parkciv [SPOILERS AHEAD]

so at the end of season 1 when evbo is in that one room with seawatt (the one where he hides behind the plant) you can see that the machine that they’re using to implant memories into people USES CRYSTALS. in season 2 it’s established that crystals can hold messages. the memory implant machine in season 1 uses crystals that can hold messages (memories). talk about crazy foreshadowing because crystals aren’t even introduced until season 2 despite clearly being used in season 1, we just didn’t know to look for them. it also foreshadows the lost civilization as a whole because it’s definitely not a coincidence that seawatt (who’s later revealed to be the only survivor from the lost civilization) uses a machine that operates on crystals that are only found in the lost civilization. also because of how seawatt uses crystals in season 2 we know that he clearly fully understands how they work. there’s so much more foreshadowing in season 1 that i could talk about (SEAWATT HAVING CHAIN BOOTS IN HIS VAULT? IN SEASON 1?) but i won’t. god i love this series so much.

[tedcicle]

i was rewatching season 1 of parkour civ, and i realized this scene has a lot more depth to it then i once thought seawatt is his usual sassy self — he knows what was in his vault, he doesn't care about the potion effect, he isn't threatened by evbo

it's not until evbo says "so in a couple of jumps, you'll lose everything" does seawatt suddenly crack, begging for his life — "i like my life here!"

he's already lost everything once, but that's not what he's scared of. he wouldn't be trying to destroy parkour civilization if he thought he could bring the fighter layer back. seawatt is afraid to die. every deal, betrayal, and part of his plan has been perfectly executed to reach his goal. but if he died, especially here? what would it all be for? who would punish the old man? how would he get revenge for his home, his parents? he would be forgotten just like the parkour fighters... it makes his death that much more tragic. video transcription under the cut!

Video transcript:

Evbo: Now it's time for some answers. I need you to tell me how to beat the parkour champion.

Seawatt: You're crazy if you think I'm telling you that.

Evbo: Yep, I thought you might say that. Let's see... three block? Oh, that's plenty. Alright, one more chance to tell me — unless you want to defend another one of my attacks.

Seawatt, unconvinced: I... think I can handle a three block.

Evbo: Alright man, if you think you can make this jump with Slowness, be my guest. I'm just gonna let you know now that it's not possible, so in a couple jumps, you'll lose everything.

Seawatt, now panicked: Okay, wait, don't— I'll tell you! Please, I like my life here!

Evbo: Well, that was easy.

/End transcript.

[nitpick7]

"evbo's been working for/with the president for a very long time" "evbo knows every secret passage in the president's mansion" "evbo was brought to the vault specifically to work for the president" it's ok tabi you can say they're gay. we get it.

[official-parkciv-posts]

Official Stripes Civilization Post

The Stripes Trio we all needed <33

[7-ferrets-in-a-coat]

Came to see Clownpeirce eventually bcs hes a silly guy abd i like jesters and all, Stayed for the critique of society and sistematic opression and the doomed yaoi,,

Edit: WHAT THE FUCK . IT HAD NO RIGHTS BEING THIS FIRE AUUGH

I love how the secret civilization.was hinted qith the chainmail boots in the vault

Am i reading too much into it or is there a slight theme of generation trauma besides the other themes

Evbo's master friend and Evbo have such a peculiar [/pos] friendship my god... listen the doomed yaoi is pog and all but also idk AUUGH

Will i ever be able to draw a design that satisgirs me for Clown's mask???

THIS WAS INSANE WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT GNNA BE NORMAL EVER AGAINNNNN

Wish i could draw digitally right nouw AUUGHHH,

[seaw4tt]

guys convince me how this scene isnt just hell is forever from hazbin?

[parkcivconfess]

Vault seavbo fucking on every surface in that office (seawatt tops)

literally