#minecraft simulation

[carnivorousarcher]

red evbo design ….. auhhhhhhhhh my boy. i hate him a normal amount

headcanons and longer explainations for the stuff i wrote:

“is colorblind (doesn’t know)” i think it would be SO funny if he thought he was green too. like if he has protanopia. he either spawned in red like this and started making the clones wrong (green) or saw that the clones have clothing matching their eye color and just got that “shade of green” that his own eyes are. mf your eyes are Red.

“the clones have their number on the tag inside the hoodie” self explanatory. parkciv evbo could be #360 LMAO

“injured his hand and tried to fix it (now there’s no skin texture)” i imagine he burnt or cut his hand or some physical scar that you can see but he didn’t want to look different so he tried fixing it in his code or something. and lost the texture. (i mean texture as in like an unfolded minecraft skin. you get it ik you get what im saying.) Also he’s still an evbo so maybe he can be a little bit dumb too

i used the png checkerboard cause it looks better for character design but the minecraft “missing texture” texture is lowkey funnier and more fitting…… but its just so bright (and less ppl would get it probably)

(needed to add some vague unexplained thing that makes him a little non-human. for tumblr sexyman appeal…… and lets be honest for me i cannot have normal human blorbos)

[erachiiii]

I think they'd have very different reactions.

[aofikofi]

me and my evil twin

[homestuckfuckass]

the 3 evboverse series i adore all have some metaphor or like something correlating to religion/god like, parkciv evbo literally became the parkour god and stuf thats obv, pvpciv evbo is parkour jesus explained by many others before, and sim!evbo basically worshipping(?) the Creator and trying to get the Creator to use him and love him like a follower of sorts, like i sense theres a pattern going on here but whatever

[luminarytex]

hhnnng emo evbo

[parkcivconfess]

not freaky (for once…) but i think red evbo has serious self hating problems. i bet he fucking despises parkciv evbo for being the creators favourite, for being the most popular because thats all HE ever wanted to be. i bet he despises pvpciv evbo for being the “chosen one” even if he knows its only in his simulation, thats what red evbo wanted to be his whole life. he just wants to be chosen by the creator.

do you think he made himself unable to have negative emotions, unable to cry or really ever be vulnerable with someone just to make himself more “perfect”. but he still feels everything. he’s not even human, he knows he’s not. he messes around in his own coding, trying to rewrite it and make it more like parkciv evbo’s but he just can’t. it never works, he still feels and acts the same like nothing ever happened.

what if he finally has a breakdown. he’s ruined his code so much he can’t even cry yet he still feels like he is. he feels every emotion ten times more even though he isn’t supposed to feel them at all. what if someone finds him like this, what if one of his EMPLOYEES finds him like this?? they’re going to think so lowly of him. all he wants is to be perfect but he can’t even be okay.

(((((what if seawatt finds him. the person he’s worked with the most, the person he’s known the longest. his favourite actor. evbo is terrified when he sees him walk through the door, even with that mask and uniform he recognizes seawatt instantly. he tries to seem fine, he tries to wipe away the glitched tears from his face but he fails at that too. like he does at everything. seawatt takes his mask off and evbo prepares to be degraded but all he can see on the other’s expression is worry. like seawatt actually cares about him. but surely it’s just pity. he really is pathetic, what is there not to pity? he lets seawatt try to comfort him only for a moment before coming to his senses. he kicks him out of his office before he could see new tears forming in his eyes.)))))

seawatt totally picked the lock and they had yaoi after...

OUHHHHH i love this. so much . it's beautiful

[guardbo]

is Saint Bernard by Lincoln evil evbo coded .question mark. hold on let me search it in here

tgis ↓↓ is this him

HI HI HI HI MOOT THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER BANGER ASK AS ALWAYS!!! (I'm getting through all of them slowly but surely but this one rlly bit my brain and I HAD to draw it) AHHH!!

IT SO SO SO IS EVIL EVBO!!!! SOMEONE TEACH THIS BOY HOW TO LOVE HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!! SO THAT HE MIGHT LOVE ALL OF THE REST OF HIMSELF-VES

[popcornsupernova]

Post-Nervousness

For @skyspersonalhell’s fic Journal Log from the Void, I imagine Vee (PvP Evbo) having some issues after letting go of his sword for the first time so Sim is helping him calm down and holding his hand so it doesn’t automatically curl up or reach for his sword again

[yeettothefeet]

Crazy that everyone was right with the theory that pvp civilization is (somewhat) connected to minecraft simulation

Sad that he toned it back due to feedback, but I think for the story of pvp civilization it was for the better because most people watching weren't gonna get the hint

[confessioncivilization]

[ - Welcome to Confession Civilization - ]

This is NOT just for Parkour Civilization, but PvP Civ AND the Simulation series!

STRICTLY SFW ONLY! I’m tired of seeing ParkCiv confession blogs only posting NSFW, so I’m making a FULLY SFW one! Go visit the other confession blogs if you have anything… dirty… to say.

Send in your confessions, I might have some sort of silly comment to add or maybe I won’t.

Confessions can be anything! Most often it’s headcanons or hot takes, but it can be whatever you want! Send in anything relating to the Evboverse!

Spoilers will be tagged as “____ civ spoilers” and “_____ civilization spoilers” so block those two tags for whichever civ you want to avoid spoilers for! Sim spoilers will be tagged as “minecraft simulation spoilers”

You can send in fanfiction you find and once every one or two weeks I’ll do what I’m gonna tag as “Fanfic Civilization”, where I post all of them so you guys can check out some cool new fics! The details for the fic will be in the post. You can send them in whenever! I’ll just stockpile those asks until whenever I decide to do this.

RULES FOR FANFIC CIVILIZATION SUBMISSIONS AND TAGS TO BLOCK UNDER CUT

Enjoy sending in your confessions!

So, I’ve just thought of something while looking at a submission for fanfiction civilization. Trigger warnings and archive warnings. And also some general rules for what I will and won’t take.

First, these fics can be from anywhere. If you have a fic from quotev or some other fic hosting site then send them in! I won’t accept anything like a google doc though. Next, we have content. I shouldnt have to say this, but I will just in case. No smut. The parkour sex fic (you know the one) is fine because its funny and not very graphic. Implied nsfw is okay, as long as it’s not the focus of the fic. Suggestive jokes are fine! Just nothing rated mature for smut.

Fics with archive warnings will have their link formatted like this so you know, and any sort of possible trigger mentioned in the tags of the fic will be tagged as “tw [trigger]” the self harm tag is “tw self harm” not “tw sh” and everything will be written normally. No shortening, no weird c3ns0rsh!p like that. I want people to be able to block the tags before I post them. If there’s anything triggering to you that might be in a fic or something you don’t want to see, block the tag using that formula.

Every individual fic in a submitted series will have individual links and a link to the overall series. There will be a screenshot of the overview and the summary will be at the bottom of the post.

There’s nothing else I have right now but if issues arise, I’ll update this as needed.

[carnivorousarcher]

this is sooo nothingburger btw dont expect anything insane (for now)

havent seen ANY headband art with red so i had to change that.

ouhhhh i dont like how i draw seawatt. might need to make an actual design for him. Might even need to put some effort in. ugh

[cepheusgalaxy]

View counts?

[scn-thedog]

i think you got them from here?

In math class rn

[also quotes aren’t from me i can’t find the op help]

[homestuckfuckass]

chat hear me out

parkciv au where when evbo becomes champion somehow simulation evbo gets there and knows how much of an impact to viewers parkciv evbo has and basically sorta kidnaps and impersonates parkciv evbo as champion

he replaces evbo and does everything evbo was supposed to do but emf starts to notice somethings up and shit cuz sim!evbo is more ruthless/mean than parkciv!evbo and seawatt somewhat notices but doesnt give it much thought and stuf

idfk wherw im going with this i just want more of sim!evbo im sorry

[y-o-u-r-m-o-t-h-e-r]

Minecraft, DDLC, Yandere Sim, FNAF, and Animal Jam 🫡

[parkcivconfess]

do you think this evil Evbo from simulation ate one of other clones. is flesh of other Evbos considered delicacy here

do you think it could be somewhat erotic too. if you squint and see my vision. some yaoi perhaps.

the lamb and the hungry wolf...