#sim evbo

[homestuckfuckass]

the 3 evboverse series i adore all have some metaphor or like something correlating to religion/god like, parkciv evbo literally became the parkour god and stuf thats obv, pvpciv evbo is parkour jesus explained by many others before, and sim!evbo basically worshipping(?) the Creator and trying to get the Creator to use him and love him like a follower of sorts, like i sense theres a pattern going on here but whatever

[guardbo]

is Saint Bernard by Lincoln evil evbo coded .question mark. hold on let me search it in here

tgis ↓↓ is this him

HI HI HI HI MOOT THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER BANGER ASK AS ALWAYS!!! (I'm getting through all of them slowly but surely but this one rlly bit my brain and I HAD to draw it) AHHH!!

IT SO SO SO IS EVIL EVBO!!!! SOMEONE TEACH THIS BOY HOW TO LOVE HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!! SO THAT HE MIGHT LOVE ALL OF THE REST OF HIMSELF-VES

[xylemblu]

comic pages for the ever talented @skyspersonalhell 's fanfic with an evboverse meetup, Journal Log from the Void

[luminarytex]

hhnnng emo evbo

[carnivorousarcher]

art request if you have time. redbo and droidwatt as this picture

im going to draw them as well but i need to see them in your style <3

husband priviliges are working i dropped all eight other asks in my inbox just to do this rn. im normal about them. red is watching nikkietutorials thats why hes wearing the visor btw

(also im getting to everyones request i swear…… someday…… all of them will be drawn)

[pclp]

I'M SO VIOLENTLY SILLY I HAD TO DRAW THEM TEHE

blehhh fanart for @redbo-and-simbo :33 (again... oops)

[communistcatboi]

You might’ve realised ive been liking parkour civilisation recently:) Heres my version of Evbo and his Master Friend, they’re dating lol…

Timelapse and other stuff under the cut :)

Yes I made the idiots in the sims…

[the-sand-guardian]

Do you ever live in fear of the things you create?

Well @wimdywhimsy and I sure do!

The two of us (actual fic authors) decided that we should pair up and create the most epic (yet cursed) fanfiction to grace the internet. After eons of scheming and plotting and planning, the first chapter is finally available for your reading pleasure! Welcoming chapter one of a fic called...

THE GROUP CHAT

Spanning 22 fandoms and even more characters, this chatfic has everything: Muppet fucking, Chuckle Sandwich, Brennan Lee Mulligan. Surely there's something here for everyone.

Look upon our works, ye mighty, and despair! Read if you dare...

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[cepheusgalaxy]

Oh wait SO RED EVBO IS THE BOSS?????

[popcornsupernova]

Post-Nervousness

For @skyspersonalhell’s fic Journal Log from the Void, I imagine Vee (PvP Evbo) having some issues after letting go of his sword for the first time so Sim is helping him calm down and holding his hand so it doesn’t automatically curl up or reach for his sword again

[homestuckfuckass]

chat hear me out

parkciv au where when evbo becomes champion somehow simulation evbo gets there and knows how much of an impact to viewers parkciv evbo has and basically sorta kidnaps and impersonates parkciv evbo as champion

he replaces evbo and does everything evbo was supposed to do but emf starts to notice somethings up and shit cuz sim!evbo is more ruthless/mean than parkciv!evbo and seawatt somewhat notices but doesnt give it much thought and stuf

idfk wherw im going with this i just want more of sim!evbo im sorry

[guardbo]

EVBO HCS TIME!!!!!!!!

Parkciv Evbo is partially deaf in his left ear, fully deaf in his right ear, and uses a hearing aid gifted to him from the Parkour God. He also has a bad immune system from being starved and from eating raw meat, so pre-godhood he was constantly sick, and after he becomes god he realized "ohhh y'all don't constantly feel like you'd fall over and vomit your guts out every jump??? This was actually easier for y'all??? I thought you were messing with me" then he flexes that he was able to do 360°s while suffering from constant nausea

Pvpciv evbo has severe nerve damage, specifically in his arms where he'd be cut by the iron swords trying to defend himself and in his neck. He has chronic pain from respawning, and usually needs help walking back to his cell afterwards. (Post pvpciv he uses a cane and sometimes a wheelchair) He's missing his right eye from being ambushed by prince Zam. And he's neurodivergent, he has autism and ocd. Post pvpciv he suffers from depression and social anxiety due to isolation in his cell.

Both evbos have ptsd, and I think would both adopt emotional support cats, pvpciv evbo would name his sim (short for Simon, but a ref to mc but it's a simulation) and parkciv would name his cookie, bcz of the past parkour god

[xylemblu]

stop looking at me!

[luminarytex]

whhhhgff bb

[saltyslime]

EVBO TEAM!!! he does NOT nickname ANY of his pokemon EVER but they all love and adore him anyways <3 max friendship <3 his ass is making the most abysmal fucking sandwiches ever to exist the bread has clipped through the table and he broke the item limit so theres an entire jar of olives on it <3<3 mon choices<3 below

YAMPER!!!! if he was a pokemon he would be that fucking dog. that is him. its litterally him. he is yamper yamper is him. you cannot convice me otherwise Eevee. Not QUITE as evbo coded as yamper but pretty damn close. probably his starter tbh Hondege is for PVPciv because it litterally saps the life form of anyone who tries to yeild it like thats just PVPciv coded skiddo for PKciv wich i feel like is a little bit more strange of a pick because its not everyones first "oh jumping!" mon, but i think that the gogoat line fits pretty well on account of their mountian goat inspo. Mimikyu for Simulation. Sim!bo is just mimikyu coded in general TBH. like "forsaken cursed creature whos only goal is to be loved and adored and accepted by mimicing something its not and never will be"? thats just him. its him. its litterally him.

[agaricus-bitorquis]

EVBOVERSE CHARACTERS AS FURBYS P1 - PARKOUR CIVILIZATION

I assign different evboverse characters furbys. That's lowk it I just have a furby special intrest. PART ONE!!!

This will work a little differently from my lifesteal one. It's split up by series and I will focus on characters that I view having significant roles. Side characters will (probably) get their Time, just let me get the big 3 evboverses (Parkour, PVP, Simulation) out the way first ;P

IF YOU WANT TO SEE CLOWNPIERCE/PARKOUR VILLIAN GO TO MY LIFESTEAL P2 IT DOESNT CHANGE

EVBO - 1995 Turtle Furby

There are soo many good green furbys, it just came down to which one suited which evbo version. I think that it makes most sense to leave some of the other ones for PVP and SIM

EMF - 1995 Mink Furby

Aparently this Is a veryyy 1995 generation heavy group! Well well well... I'm not actually complaining honestly. Anyway I'm a big fan of fluffy EMF headcanons and I think the Mink furby really hits that

SEAWATT - 2013 Purple-Blue Crystal Furby Boom

Is this a boring one? Maybe. Because it was SO easy. After watching PVPCIV it's so easy to realise how unserious he was in this. Holy shit. Like he has 2 serious lines when he's talking about the fighter layer and when he dies