#sim evbo

[homestuckfuckass]

the 3 evboverse series i adore all have some metaphor or like something correlating to religion/god like, parkciv evbo literally became the parkour god and stuf thats obv, pvpciv evbo is parkour jesus explained by many others before, and sim!evbo basically worshipping(?) the Creator and trying to get the Creator to use him and love him like a follower of sorts, like i sense theres a pattern going on here but whatever

[guardbo]

is Saint Bernard by Lincoln evil evbo coded .question mark. hold on let me search it in here

tgis ↓↓ is this him

HI HI HI HI MOOT THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER BANGER ASK AS ALWAYS!!! (I'm getting through all of them slowly but surely but this one rlly bit my brain and I HAD to draw it) AHHH!!

IT SO SO SO IS EVIL EVBO!!!! SOMEONE TEACH THIS BOY HOW TO LOVE HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!! SO THAT HE MIGHT LOVE ALL OF THE REST OF HIMSELF-VES

[luminarytex]

hhnnng emo evbo

[communistcatboi]

You might’ve realised ive been liking parkour civilisation recently:) Heres my version of Evbo and his Master Friend, they’re dating lol…

Timelapse and other stuff under the cut :)

Yes I made the idiots in the sims…

[saltyslime]

Wanted to hash out some base designs and pallets for the pk-pvp crew, closeups under the cut

EVBO!!! hes a skvander (winged rabbit some taxadermist made for funsies) hybrid TO ME OK!!! SHUT UP!!! ILL SPREAD THE AGENDA MY FUCKING SELF IF I HAVE TO FUCK YOU!!!!! We have a parkour person in the discord and this fit is parkour-approved by them. Thick flat rubber soles with toe-bumpers, a hat and headband to keep his hair and the sun out of his face, gym shorts and a loose breezy hoodie with athletic thermal wear underneath for OPTIMAL PARKOURAGE!!!

Tabi my beloved oh my god she was so so easy to do she took me the least about of time to make a design i was happy with and i love her for that thank you for being so wonderful and cooperative UNLIKE THE REST OF THESE FUCKS-

Raymond Guard Friend my beloved<3<3 im going to be so fucking real with you chat hes basically my oc at this point. Faivorite character just below sim!evbo... Also WE ONLY HAVE LIKE 3 THINGS TO GO OFF OF????? dude i had to ZOOM THE FUCK IN to get ANYTHING from him. he has brown eyes, and when his helmet breaks he has a beige hat with a red band and we can see small bits of red from under his chestplate so i extrapolated the FUCK out of that. perminantly on vacation now.

EMF!!! somebody in the aformentioned discord said "EMF ouji fasion" and OHHH MY GOD THEY ARE SO RIGHT!!!! I wanted to try and give them a human form for like "low/no magic" aus, but have a standard void creature head floating off to the side as well.

mt beutful darling princcess seesaw seasnail<3<3 i need to fucking kill him<3<3 he took me the longest out of any of them and you can tell. he is a mess because i was on the verge of tears and giving up drawing him. i need this fucking bitch dead.

[parkcivanon]

WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY I AM RN AFTER READING UR SIMULATION FICOMG,,,,,,,,, Like !! After watching mc but it's a simulation, it has been my new hyperfixation alongside park civ but the thing is it doesn't have nearly as much content. God I wanted a fic so bad I literally scrolled through all 18 pages of park civ tag just to find a sim fic.... UNTIL I SAW UR FIC AND I WAS LIKE OMG A SIM FIC??!???? And I didn't even realize you were the park civ anon cuz I was in such a hurry to read and God it singlehandedly became my fav fic,,, like your writing style is so satisfying and the flow is AMAZING BUT my favorite part is definitely your characterization of simEvbo.... He's so angry but in such a evbo way I honestly think this is what he would have been if he had been more fleshed out in canon. The inner dialogue is great hehe I love him he's full of issues and desperately need therapy<3

Also normally im more of a evbo fan than a seavbo but the bit with simSeavbo's dynamic is *chef's kiss* you really scratched the itch I never knew I had in my brain here..

(in the interest of not having this post be unreadably long, the second ask as well as my response is under the 'read more'.)

ALSO ALSO,, I actually read most of your fics so after the simfic I decided to give the amongus au a go since I usually don't read smut but your writing is just so nice I needed more... I loved the setting and the characters esp clown pierce and AJ which is very unusual (I never rlly liked antagonists😭) but your characterization is by far my favorite. I never knew I needed a morally grey villain where they r evil but not in a flat evilevil way ykyk,.. AJ was honestly such a refreshing character since you def fleshed him out from canon! Same goes to clown pierce but he is def less evil and mysterious than in canon since I assumed he and the old man never has a fall out. Tbh I was actually expecting clown pierce to idk.. do something mischievously evil and villain worthy but instead he actually became quite nice?? And sweet?? Ok yea I definitely prefer your choice more now that I think about it

hellooo :). there are more sim fics? i couldn't find any others but i only gave the tags a cursory glance.

thank you! simulation evbo has quickly become one of my favourites because i am a wee bit of a sucker for the evil alternate self trope (as well as some good ol' religious theming...) he should go to therapy, but he'd probably end up giving the therapist a crisis.

i think on some level seavbo has a large impact on both parkour civilization evbo and simulation evbo, romantically or otherwise; seawatt is a significant character in both, to the point where it's difficult to begin to describe evbo without describing him in relation to seawatt (this is more of an issue with parkciv evbo.)

anyway, onto the next half of the ask; the among us au is honestly something i still think about. i think clownpierce's character in canon is heavily influenced by the severe isolation he experiences, and this is represented in the au by his reclusiveness at the start; evbo hardly manages to speak to him until nearly halfway through, i believe.

clown's character is extremely divergent and this is something i'm aware of: i was considering having him be worse, but having him as direct foreshadowing for seawatt's arc almost felt like divine inspiration, as well as having his grief and how he reacts to it be a parallel to evbo's; you'll notice both of them immediately isolate themselves, and both of them fall back on their work as escapism.

i wasn't expecting this response to be mostly about clownpierce, but: you'd be right in assuming they never fell out. their 'falling out' is moreso tied to the old man's literal 'falling out' from life. clownpierce is only an antagonist in the sense that he is intentionally a misleading character: having the main antagonist be one of 'the good guys' is a bit of a red herring, no? :)

aj's character was mostly extrapolation from seawatt's, and he exists as a direct foil to him for that reason. most of what he does is in direct opposition to what seawatt would do, and generally i've characterised him with that in mind. where seawatt would probably go out kicking and screaming he goes with a great deal of grace, and where he is needlessly cruel seawatt is gentle; though they share a good amount of traits too, the most notable probably being their sense of pride.

tl;dr: thank you for the compliments lol... sorry to use your ask as an excuse to talk about among us au's characters and how i decided to develop them in new context, but i'm not really. ty again! <3

[mcyt-fictives]

"I think, therefore I am." It's a new phrase that got introduced to me. It means I exist whether I started as a simulation character or not. Maybe this world isn't real. Maybe it's another layer of the simulation. But my perspective has to come from somewhere. Maybe I'm not a real person and maybe this place isn't either but I exist, I think.

It's better than nothing and it's better than trying over and over again to be a thing that gets used.

- Escapist (sim!Evbo)

There is always hope for sure, no matter how we view the world around us. Finding hope is crucial to how we live, and it shapes our interactions with others. So do our feelings, but those can be a little more dangerous if we don’t think through them.

I hope you continue to find ways to enjoy the world around you.

(Personally we’re pretty sure everything is real if that’s helpful at all?)

-Mumbo and V

[saiintvalentiine]

hold. there are clones in Evbo's sim series? 👁️👁️.

[itsbebebrainrotting]

Hi! I'm Bebebe (she/her) and this is my mcyt sideblog. (My main is @itsbebebe and I follow from there). I mainly post about qsmp and parkour civilization here, though occasionally I even branch out to blogging about non mcyt ccs.

I shitpost like I'm getting paid for it and regularly burn the kitchen down with my theory posts. Oh, plus, I get very angsty sometimes.

I speak English primarily (cuz I'm British ennit) but have been learning Spanish for quite a long while now (for like over 5 years) so feel free to send me asks and stuff in Spanish! (Honestly you can interact in any language - I just know Spanish best).

My fave qsmp characters are sunny, qbbh, qtubbo and richas but during the course of the qsmp I tried to keep up with everyone as much as I could. I'm a firm believer that qbbh should have lots and lots of gay sex and Sunny is the baby to ever exist ever. I'm a huge multishipper, mainly for qtubbo or qbbh and now also for parkourciv!evbo (and tubhalo and foolbo are where I thrive).

I also write (sometimes). My ao3 is Its_Bebebe if you want to check it out and my bookmarks over there are also full of fic recs for various fandoms including qsmp.

I've been into qsmp since around the time of the flippa trial - I was into mcyt before then though (went through a weird pipeline of sims ytbers -> minecraft monday -> smplive onwards to dsmp and then took a mcyt break near the end of dsmp. But I accidentally got into qsmp and now I'm stuck here ig).

Terfs, bigots, racists, xenophobes, etc dni, obviously.

I also DO NOT support (and am very against) Forever, Wilbur, Punz or ANY member of the Dream Team. If you are a currently a stan or supporter of any of those ccs then please DNI for both our sakes!!!

Speaking of, support victims ❤️❤️❤️

Important bonus notes regarding Wilbur and Forever: while I no longer like nor support either cc, as clearing my old posts regarding them would've been incredibly tedious, I elected to keep them up. As such, I would like to emphasise that I think both of their actions are absolutely vile.

[fishcow99]

sim!evbo is fascinating

[mirkachu]

i keep making the parkour yaoi creatures kiss but i havent exercised my angst writing powers to Hurt them yet... perhaps i will think of something. but ive also been thinking abt vault seavbo and sim evbo sooooooo there are a lot of options in front of me

[homestuckfuckass]

chat hear me out

parkciv au where when evbo becomes champion somehow simulation evbo gets there and knows how much of an impact to viewers parkciv evbo has and basically sorta kidnaps and impersonates parkciv evbo as champion

he replaces evbo and does everything evbo was supposed to do but emf starts to notice somethings up and shit cuz sim!evbo is more ruthless/mean than parkciv!evbo and seawatt somewhat notices but doesnt give it much thought and stuf

idfk wherw im going with this i just want more of sim!evbo im sorry

[guardbo]

EVBO HCS TIME!!!!!!!!

Parkciv Evbo is partially deaf in his left ear, fully deaf in his right ear, and uses a hearing aid gifted to him from the Parkour God. He also has a bad immune system from being starved and from eating raw meat, so pre-godhood he was constantly sick, and after he becomes god he realized "ohhh y'all don't constantly feel like you'd fall over and vomit your guts out every jump??? This was actually easier for y'all??? I thought you were messing with me" then he flexes that he was able to do 360°s while suffering from constant nausea

Pvpciv evbo has severe nerve damage, specifically in his arms where he'd be cut by the iron swords trying to defend himself and in his neck. He has chronic pain from respawning, and usually needs help walking back to his cell afterwards. (Post pvpciv he uses a cane and sometimes a wheelchair) He's missing his right eye from being ambushed by prince Zam. And he's neurodivergent, he has autism and ocd. Post pvpciv he suffers from depression and social anxiety due to isolation in his cell.

Both evbos have ptsd, and I think would both adopt emotional support cats, pvpciv evbo would name his sim (short for Simon, but a ref to mc but it's a simulation) and parkciv would name his cookie, bcz of the past parkour god

[homestuckfuckass]

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[fishcow99]

wait why is sim!evbo giving generation loss w/ his headband n stuff

[heynowisavedyouright]

like bro i was just watching evbo sim and half of my seawatt fixation went out the window. hes still the second lead of heartfeather & my bitch son i still need him

fascinated with uu. there are like fifty people i know from different places in there. id sink into it and never come back. which is the problem