#sim evbo

[homestuckfuckass]

the 3 evboverse series i adore all have some metaphor or like something correlating to religion/god like, parkciv evbo literally became the parkour god and stuf thats obv, pvpciv evbo is parkour jesus explained by many others before, and sim!evbo basically worshipping(?) the Creator and trying to get the Creator to use him and love him like a follower of sorts, like i sense theres a pattern going on here but whatever

[guardbo]

is Saint Bernard by Lincoln evil evbo coded .question mark. hold on let me search it in here

tgis ↓↓ is this him

HI HI HI HI MOOT THANK YOU FOR ANOTHER BANGER ASK AS ALWAYS!!! (I'm getting through all of them slowly but surely but this one rlly bit my brain and I HAD to draw it) AHHH!!

IT SO SO SO IS EVIL EVBO!!!! SOMEONE TEACH THIS BOY HOW TO LOVE HIMSELF IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!! SO THAT HE MIGHT LOVE ALL OF THE REST OF HIMSELF-VES

[luminarytex]

hhnnng emo evbo

[parkcivconfess]

The Sim!AU but it's also kind of an Actor!AU

Red Evbo dropped a shit ton of funds to get Clown to play the villain for the pk!simulation but denies it heavily ahen asked

Seawatt uses the company breakroom to play Whitepine and the rest of the employees huddle into the couch to yell abt theories

Redbo pretends he isn't actually watching but he's standing behind the couch like a freak

seawatt being a whitepine fan brings my heart so much joy. they're all whitepine fans

also evbo dropping his funds for clownpierce to be in pkciv has me crying. i just know he was so sweet too

[communistcatboi]

You might’ve realised ive been liking parkour civilisation recently:) Heres my version of Evbo and his Master Friend, they’re dating lol…

Timelapse and other stuff under the cut :)

Yes I made the idiots in the sims…

[cepheusgalaxy]

Oh wait SO RED EVBO IS THE BOSS?????

[popcornsupernova]

Post-Nervousness

For @skyspersonalhell’s fic Journal Log from the Void, I imagine Vee (PvP Evbo) having some issues after letting go of his sword for the first time so Sim is helping him calm down and holding his hand so it doesn’t automatically curl up or reach for his sword again

[cupids-carnival]

evbo please drop a livestream where you play minecraft or something while talking about parkciv + pvpciv + sim and drop all the lore sercrets and tell us how you managed to get like three lifesteal members on PLEASEEEE !!!! tell us about your opinion & boundaries of all the fanart / fanfics going around !! tell us how making parkour civ / having it blow up as immensely as it did effect you!! tell us how writing parkour civ / pvp civ / or even simulation effect your overall writing skills and how you want to write in the future !!!!

[3v60]

https://www.tumblr.com/3v60/768199967953272832/psychological-manipulation-starters?source=share

😱

gay people

psychological manipulation starters | Accepting 😱- hypnotize my muse into being deathly afraid of something (sender: specify). [LASTING FOR 1 DAY]

He paused a brief moment before blinking and rubbing his eyes, not knowing exactly what had happened to him...

"Man I'm... really tired right now... I don't know why I'm standing here but I'm just- I'm just gonna go."

He muttered before heading to walk away.

{{FOR 24 HRS EVBO IS GONNA BE DEATHLY AFRAID OF GAY PEOPLE. SO YOU GOT UNTIL 8:22AM NOV 27TH TO TORMENT HIM IF YOU WANT. THIS IS SPECIFICALLY PK!EVBO AND NO SIM!EVBO OR PVP!EVBO.}}

[fishcow99]

wait why is sim!evbo giving generation loss w/ his headband n stuff

[mcyt-fictives]

"I think, therefore I am." It's a new phrase that got introduced to me. It means I exist whether I started as a simulation character or not. Maybe this world isn't real. Maybe it's another layer of the simulation. But my perspective has to come from somewhere. Maybe I'm not a real person and maybe this place isn't either but I exist, I think.

It's better than nothing and it's better than trying over and over again to be a thing that gets used.

- Escapist (sim!Evbo)

There is always hope for sure, no matter how we view the world around us. Finding hope is crucial to how we live, and it shapes our interactions with others. So do our feelings, but those can be a little more dangerous if we don’t think through them.

I hope you continue to find ways to enjoy the world around you.

(Personally we’re pretty sure everything is real if that’s helpful at all?)

-Mumbo and V

[homestuckfuckass]

chat hear me out

parkciv au where when evbo becomes champion somehow simulation evbo gets there and knows how much of an impact to viewers parkciv evbo has and basically sorta kidnaps and impersonates parkciv evbo as champion

he replaces evbo and does everything evbo was supposed to do but emf starts to notice somethings up and shit cuz sim!evbo is more ruthless/mean than parkciv!evbo and seawatt somewhat notices but doesnt give it much thought and stuf

idfk wherw im going with this i just want more of sim!evbo im sorry

[guardbo]

EVBO HCS TIME!!!!!!!!

Parkciv Evbo is partially deaf in his left ear, fully deaf in his right ear, and uses a hearing aid gifted to him from the Parkour God. He also has a bad immune system from being starved and from eating raw meat, so pre-godhood he was constantly sick, and after he becomes god he realized "ohhh y'all don't constantly feel like you'd fall over and vomit your guts out every jump??? This was actually easier for y'all??? I thought you were messing with me" then he flexes that he was able to do 360°s while suffering from constant nausea

Pvpciv evbo has severe nerve damage, specifically in his arms where he'd be cut by the iron swords trying to defend himself and in his neck. He has chronic pain from respawning, and usually needs help walking back to his cell afterwards. (Post pvpciv he uses a cane and sometimes a wheelchair) He's missing his right eye from being ambushed by prince Zam. And he's neurodivergent, he has autism and ocd. Post pvpciv he suffers from depression and social anxiety due to isolation in his cell.

Both evbos have ptsd, and I think would both adopt emotional support cats, pvpciv evbo would name his sim (short for Simon, but a ref to mc but it's a simulation) and parkciv would name his cookie, bcz of the past parkour god

[luminarytex]

whhhhgff bb

[parkcivconfess]

imagine with me

worker seawatt does a really good job one day (idk one of the series he was in did really well) so red evbo decides to start up a new simulation, where its just like 10 clones of himself in the most romantic bedroom ever and then he sends seawatt in

yknow, as a reward :)

im actually howling at those simbo you're so gay wtf if THIS

[saiintvalentiine]

hold. there are clones in Evbo's sim series? 👁️👁️.