#♪♪ stage civilization

[parkcivconfess]

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[sleepy-sirin]

Incarnation (Honkai Star Rail x Child! Herrscher! Reader)

Summary: In which Y/n, the creation of Will of Honkai, successfully defeated her own creator with the help of her friends. After defeating the Will of Honkai, for using too much of her power she goes into a deep sleep.

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Chapter 8

Third POV:

Back in Era:ZERO

"E mi et escontina♪

O plenitas o colindia♪

Mi mortis sicle ha juus costro♪

Mawe Poco entalius♪

Gledis clant o pledistiant♪

Enti lai viginse lescayan♪

Mawe poco es vienticlo♪

Taan ma tai la la la♪

La la loo♪"

Y/n sing a song that she discovered and took liking to it. She was at the seashore singing while observing the "God of War" a stronger weapon against the Houkai proposed that Dr. MEI build, and a giant red sting ray (Y/n's real body) is attacking the "God of War".

"Are you still going?" Y/n asked Kiana who was beside her.

"Yeah, MEI is waiting for me." Kiana said to Y/n.

"Will you be coming back?" Y/n asked her.

"Don't worry, I will defeat the Houkai and come back to everyone." Kiana said.

"...... Is that so, it seems that you are still so stubborn......" Y/n watched Kiana walk away from her.

"Goodbye, my beloved Kiana...."

-

Years later

[Huge Houkai outbreak]

[Human civilization has been confirmed destroyed]

[Alaya]

"Begin to implement civilization amendment program..."

"First stage, begin calculations."

-

"E mi et le escontina♪

O plenitas o colindia♪

Mi mortis sicle ha juus costro♪

Mawe poco entalius♪"

".... Sigh. What a boring world..... Always in a hopeless cycle of reincarnation." Y/n said, as she stands up from the sand and went to dive into the deep sea.

"..... to see, an old friend ~" She said. as she made her way to the Stigmata Project.

"Long time no see, is the child ok?" Y/n asked the A.I hologram Infront of her.

"Terminal calculation is in progress, Do not approach." The A.I said.

"What an indifferent machine, it's merly a parasitic remant of human civilization that lives inside me... How ungrateful." Y/n said.

"We are symbiotic, that agreement is still in effect, you have no room for rebuttal." The A.I said.

"Ah... that's right, if it wasn't for that agreement with that child, there wouldn't have been so much trouble." Y/n said.

-

4???? Years ago on the moon

"Sure enough it still didn't work.... You couldn't change anything." Y/n said to Kiana.

"Weather it's humanity, or Houkai...." She said.

"Y/n.... Can I ask you for something...." Kiana said.

"Of course, I'll make all your wishes come true for you. Because that's what I was made for..... To become your lover." Y/n said.

"This time.... Stop joking...." Kiana said.

Y/n chuckles. "Haha, I'm being serious. To become a lover of humanity, to become a lover of Houkai, to become.... Deeply in love with your lovers. I will wait for you, Kiana."

"Whether you remember me or not, no matter what you become. I will keep it for you, the possibility of a future that you want...."

-

Y/n's POV:

Back in the present

"Y/n, will you help us?" Bronya asked me.

"Don't get me wrong. I'm only abandoning the side that will always lose. Lack of tact, that's one of  your human tricks of the trade, isn't it?" I said.

"You will always lose... You can't be the first-" Yssring said.

"I don't know, right?" I said.

"Not as the doomed dead, but as friends." Kiana said. She reaches out hand.

"Let's fight together, Y/n!"

I hold Kiana's hand. "Okay. That's not too bad."

-

"Phemie Iris and Y/n attack the Will's outer body from the outside. You all need to hurry up and destroy the Will's core!" Phemie Iris said.

"The Supervisor of Will has already assimilated the moon and sucked out the power of the Ruler of the End. Plus, there's still a "passageway" that connects the two universes. That allows us to take in an unlimited amount of collapsed energy from the collapsed universe. That Will's power is at its peak, so don't underestimate them." I said to the group.

"Thanks for the heads up, Y/n!" Kiana said.

"But in this realm of the human soul-" Mei said.

"There's no way we can lose!" All of us said.

"Y/n, Why betray us?" The Supervisor of the Will asked me.

"That's a really silly question. You've already calculated and derived the answer, haven't you? You are just like that kid Otto. You have been "rulers" too long. Your wills have been set long ago, you are doomed to defeat." I said.

"I have been waiting for this moment for a long time."

"Obey." The Supervisor of the Will tried to control Y/n but it didn't work.

"It's useless. In this realm, Y/n is not under your control. Now she is not a servant of collapse, she is my friend!" Kiana said.

"Lock on."

"All bullets fired!"

The Supervisor of the Will's tentacles attack at the group. All tentacles were easily obliterated by the attack of mechanical wings and heavily armed rabbits. The power of the attack was far beyond the power of the soldier gods. Ninti became a galloping golden lightning bolt, breaking one by one through the defenses built by the Supervisor of the Will.

"We are nothing but stupid creatures repeating the same mistakes." The Supervisor of the Will said.

"Seele and Sin, their actions actually proved it. People can grow! We will not allow them to be slandered!" Bronya said.

"Humans have been fighting creatures since ancient times, but human history is a history of progress. It's you who don't see it. They really are stupid creatures!" Yssring said.

"The future of our world is full of endless possibilities, but your world is already rigid. Even with the Sacrament- We kept going with our burdens and arrived at this moment of triumph!" Ninti said.

The "black flame" gathered in Kyuushou's hand and became a huge sphere that slammed into the Supervisor of Will. Compared to it, the controller of will looked obviously small.

"Don't screw with humans, overseer of wills!" Kyuushou said.

"Don't make me laugh!" The Supervisor of the Will said.

The destroyed body of the Supervisor of Will was re-built. At the same time, a golden light, similar to that of the law of the end, was emitted from its body, the same golden light as that of the law of the end.

"This guy is till going strong!" Kyuushou said.

"It's just a bluff." Kiana said.

"It's a pseudo-created emotion, but it sounds like the real thing." Mei said.

"Behind me, the energy life forms of the entire collapsed universe are waiting! There is no way we can compete with a mere earth civilization! I will make you regret it from the bottom of my heart!" The Supervisor of the Will said.

All of us attack the Supervisor of the Will with all of our strengths but the Supervisor was too strong to be taken down. The firepower of  Phemie Iris and Y/n is not strong enough.

"Let's just block the "passageway" between the two universes so that guy can't use the disintegrating energy. Because then that guy will be nothing more than a lump of meat the size of the moon." Y/n said.

"How can we do that?" Mei asked.

"It's the opposite of the way the Supervisor of the Will opened the "passage" and sent the first disintegrating energy, me and the first Kiana into this universe. Besides, the distance between two universes is closer now than it used to be so we don't need to start a big war like before to block the "passage"." I said.

"But this knowledge exists only in my main body and in the consciousness structure of the "first you". The "first you" is already gone, and the power of the law giver of the end has been absorbed. So-"

"No, you can't!" Mei said, already know what I was planning to.

"If you do that, Y/n-" Kiana was about to convince me, but she was stopped by me.

"It's okay." I assured Kiana and Mei.

"I've known for a long time... That "Kiana" I am looking for is long gone. I was looking for a version of "her". I also know that I wasn't "special and unique" to you from the beginning." I said. I approache to Kiana.

"But I couldn't ignore my feelings." I put my hand on Kiana's cheek.

"The only one who knows this knowledge, all the power involved in it. Take all of me Kiana." I kissed Kiana gently on her forehead.

Both Kiana and Mei looked shocked at what they saw, seeing me and my main body scattered, glowing with light.

"And this is not a "fusion" mission given by the collapse. It's not due to some meaningless sinecure, either. Just of Y/n as a human being. A final, selfish "love" for you." I said.

"Y/n... You are so selfish, Y/n..." Kiana smiles at Y/n.

Mei chuckles. "Hah... Kiana, you are really loved by everyone. But she saved the day." Mei hugs Kiana tighter, feeling jealous.

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[716chr]

“WE ARE M・T・T・B” - Chapter 7

📍 Dance Competition - Venue & Stage

Chihiro: Okayyy, today’s the big day, guys! Are you all meowntally prepared and warmed up!?

Muneuji & Toi & Kiroku: …….

Chihiro: ……Oh? What’s the matter?

Toi: Oh, yes, of course! But…..

Kiroku: That team….. just now…… the one with the winning streak, “Punchline ★”….., their performance was….. really amazing.

Chihiro: Ohh yeah, totally! They’re a pro street dance crew, after all~

Muneuji: The audience is completely theirs now. Their skill level is just too different from ours.

Ten: Well, not like there’s anything we can do about it. Let’s just go with the flow today.

Chihiro: Now, now, don’t say that.

Chihiro: (…….Everyone’s letting the atmosphere get to them. The vibes turning pretty heavy now~)

Chihiro: (With our turn coming up, it’s up to me to hype them up again…..!)

Chihiro: You three, no more sad faces! We’ve got——

Punchline★Taro: Well, well, look who we have here…..

Punchline★Jiro: Aren’t you the ones who got ‘lucky’ with that little viral video?

Chihiro: Ah….. Punchline★?

Punchline★Jiro: I see some new faces….. Did you bring in some extra hands?

Punchline★Saburo: What’s the matter, afraid you can’t win against us without bulking up your numbers? Puhuhu….. [1]

Punchline★Shiro: Aintcha bein’ a little too rude? Hahaha, not that they’ll be able to hear from down there anyway.

Kiroku: ……。

Punchline★Goro: Well, whatever, doesn’t matter. Do your best, little noobs~~ We look forward to seeing you fall flat on your faces~~

Chihiro: Woah~ ……Us plebs are very thankful for your kind words~ [2]

Ten: (Ahaha, been a while since anyone’s talked shit to my face.)

Punchline★Taro: Now then, if you’ll ex-cuusee us.

Chihiro: ……、……。

Toi: Chi-Chihiro-kun….. Are you okay?

Chihiro: Hm? Chii’s totally fine, no problems at all~! So chin up, everyone ♪ No need to worry~♪

Ten: Seriously? Kinda hard to say everything’s peachy with what just went down.

Chihiro: …..Sure, their skills might be toootally crazy but——

Chihiro: We’ve got our own charm, our own styles, and above all, that “spirit of hospitality that always leaves the tourists satisfied” we learned from HAMA Tours!

Chihiro: Doncha think that’s something we absolutely can’t lose in?

Toi: You…. have a point….

Muneuji: Absolutely.

Kiroku: ……Y-Yeah.

Chihiro: Right? ♪

Chihiro: (…..Phew. They finally look less tense now.)

Ten: ……

Chihiro: (Not sure what Ten-cham’s thinking but…..)

Chihiro: So, don’t sweat the other teams! Let’s just focus on havin’ fun and givin’ the audience our best performance!

Muneuji & Toi & Kiroku: Yessir!

Chihiro: Nyahaha, now that’s the spirit ♪

Chihiro: Okaaay, it’s group huddle time~! C’mere, Ten-cham!

Ten: Yeah~ I heard you.

Chihiro: Alrighty, just like before a concert, let’s hype ourselves up by chanting our team name with a loud cheer to get our vibes off the charts and——

Muneuji: ……Team name?

Kiroku: Come to…. think of…. it…, we….. don’t have…. a team name….. yet….

Toi: Did we ever decide on one….?

Chihiro: He he he~~ No need to bug out ♪ Chii’s got it covered~!

Toi: Woah, Chihiro-kun, you’re always so well-prepared! So, what’s our team name?

Ten: Any day now~ We’ll end up with snapped backs if we keep huddling like this.

Chihiro: ‘Kay, gotcha! Drumroll, please! [3] Our team name is——

Everyone: ！

TL Notes:

In the original, Saburo’s laugh is shown as ぷぷぷ and since that reminded me of the infamous Monokuma laugh, I decided to translate it as “Puhuhu” since that was the english localization for Monokuma’s laugh in the first DR game.

Original line is “あざまる畜産で～す。” (lit: “Us livestocks are thankful~”), I took creative liberties with this one since keeping “livestocks” wouldn’t make much sense in standard english. In the Live2D, it kinda implies Chihiro said this line in a self-deprecating for humor way as well, to keep the situation civil.

Original is “それでは発表します！” (lit: I’m gonna announce it now!”). I changed it for the sake of better flow

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Christmas Live - Epilogue 2

Author: Akira

Characters: Chiaki, Midori, Yuzuru, Anzu

Translation Team: Mika Enstars & 310mc

EN Proofer: ryuseipuka

"If you are going to play the role of a tree, then do it thoroughly and do not speak the language of humans."

⚠️ Content warning: Contains brief mentions of hanging.

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Season: Winter

Location: Park’s Live Stage

Yuzuru: Hm. So Anzu-san is decorating the Christmas tree…

Ah, there it is. So there’s a Christmas tree atop the stage?

Midori: Ughh… Today’s seriously just not my day… I’m so depressed, I wanna die…

Sengoku-kun and I just got lost when we went looking for 2wink… Then once we hurried back to the stage all panicked and in a rush, I ended up making a huge mistake…

Fwah—? Anzu-san, please don’t hang a yuruchara on me…?

It looks like it’s being hung to death, and I hate it… Actually, you think you can just give me yurucharas to appease me, don’t you…?

I’m not that simple of a guy, y’know…?

Whatever, not that I care… Go ahead, do as you like… Might as well just dangle lights and cotton on me too while you’re at it, or whatever else…

Yuzuru: Umm… Perhaps I am growing fatigued, or does that Christmas tree look like a person?

Chiaki: That’s because it is a person! It’s our promising star of RYUSEITAI, Takamine Midori! He’s got a great physique and he’s outfitted in green, so he’s the perfect fit for a Christmas tree, don’t you think? ♪

Yuzuru: I am a bit confused as to what you mean by that. I can see why President-sama is not fond of those in RYUSEITAI.

I would appreciate it if you refrained from behaving so strangely outside of school. It disgraces our academy’s name.

Well, I do not know if there’s any point in saying this, but you are as good as an animal without your civility, you know?

Chiaki: Ah, no, Takamine just made a silly mistake on stage a moment ago… It’s already so cramped to fit all of us onstage, but his body had started to get numb from the cold too…

So he tripped on his own feet and took a spectacular fall with a huge crash. And to add insult to injury, the tree up on stage as decoration was destroyed in the chaos of it all as well.

This is why I tell him to do thorough warm-ups… But he tends to skip out on those sorts of things, so now here we are.

Yuzuru: Hm, I see your logic. And so Takamine-sama plans to replace the demolished tree by sitting in its place instead?

Chiaki: Yeah. Since he injured his ankle when he fell, he can’t move much. Thankfully, it’s only a light sprain, so he should recover soon as long as he rests, but…

If the day ends without a chance for Takamine to regain his pride, it won’t be a positive gain to him.

That’s why at the very least, we had him decorate the stage as a substitute for the tree… So, that’s how we got here.

Yuzuru: And perhaps to also serve as punishment for his mistake earlier…? As I thought, although it appears there’s a clear lack of deliberation behind these actions, it actually makes so much sense that it’s irritating.

Midori: Um!

Yuzuru: Yes? With all due respect, could you please make less conversation?

If you are going to play the role of a tree, then do it thoroughly and do not speak the language of humans.

Even our fine’s Hibiki-sama has the capacity to behave elegantly in front of the general public, you know.

Midori: I-I’m so sorry… Um, you’re Fushimi-senpai, right? I-I’ve been wanting to meet you! I’m a fan of yours!

Yuzuru: I’m sorry? A fan of… myself?

Oh, no, you mustn't waste such words on me… Someone as inexperienced as myself only brings disgrace to fine’s lowest seat. You must be mistaking me for someone else.

Midori: What are you saying!? There's no one else in this whole entire world who can create the same artistic masterpiece as you!

If it’s alright, I’d love your autograph! With a drawing, please…☆

Chiaki: Ooh…!? To think Takamine could be this proactive…!?

Show that level of enthusiasm on things like our live shows as well! No diamond in the rough will shine unless it’s polished first, y’know!

Midori: Please don’t talk right now, Morisawa-senpai! Please, Fushimi-senpai! I’m begging you, if I could have just one thing! I’d really love your autograph…☆

Yuzuru: Umm… What am I to do, I’m quite embarrassed…

Unfortunately, you’ll have to excuse me, but signing autographs constitutes an idol activity. Meaning, I cannot accept such requests without the authorization of President-sama.

Midori: Ghh, that’s so frustrating! But on the other hand, that means that turkey is extremely valuable…!

Woohoo~! I got the best Christmas present ever…♪

Yuzuru: Turkey? Oh dear, the pacing of those in RYUSEITAI had thrown me off track… Anzu-san, a moment, please?

Fufu, no need to be on edge, it appears that you’ve properly done the shopping I asked of you to do.

I’m not here to do anything like point fingers.

Since the live show here has nearly reached its conclusion… Would you all like to join us for a Christmas party? The timing is just right.

Chiaki: Party?[1] I love stuff like that, but is it really alright for us to join?

Yuzuru: Of course.The lord and lady of the manor I serve are currently abroad…

Since the young master is quite lonely as a result, I thought to hold a dinner party.

However, a dinner party all by our lonesomes wouldn’t be too inspiring, you see. I would appreciate it if you could join us and enliven the occasion.

I had come here to invite Anzu-san alone to compensate for her errand, but…

I’ve reconsidered the recipients of my invitation. Perhaps the young master would feel less lonely if there were more people…

And upon seeing this live venue… It had me thinking. While there is beauty in spending the holy night peacefully alongside cherished ones…

In the end, it truly is the most blessed for children to be lively and have fun with a smile, isn’t it?

I hope you will join us as well, Takamine-sama. We will be having delicious turkey too, you know. ♪

Midori: Ughh… I don’t really wanna eat meat too much… I just grow bigger with every bite I take…

But I’ll go anyway. I want to take this opportunity to get on closer terms with Master Artist Fushimi…☆

Yuzuru: Master artist? I’m sorry, I don’t think we’ve been having the same conversation at all, have we…?

Anyhow, the pair from 2wink are here as well, yes?

I’d like to invite them as well, to show my gratitude for taking care of the young master back during Circus and the like.

You’re welcome to think this through once the live show is over. Please, do take my invitation into consideration.

I must prepare for the party at the manor first and foremost, so if you would excuse me.

I hope you all will be able to join us. I shall send a car over for pick-up later.

It’s the height of the banquet. Christmas is just around the corner…♪

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The correct spelling of “party” (パーティー) uses katakana, but Chiaki says it in hiragana instead, suggesting that he's saying it in a cute/playful intonation.

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🦇Translations

Here's a list of the translations I've done in the past and for the future ones to come! I have re-written many of these to fix a lot of misspelling and grammar mistakes in the broken English language. Feel free to let me know if you have any suggestions or requests!

Listed from newest to oldest. It's not much, but it's honest work (?) ♪(´▽｀)

—Diabolik Lovers "Meow Meow Vampire" Short Messages [Sakamaki] [Mukami, Tsukinami & Kino]

—Diabolik Lovers "Zero" Floor 7. Kino -Mini drama-

—Diabolik Lovers "Farfalla Lucio" Fragrances -Masterlist-

—Diabolik Lovers "Dark Fate" Mukami Azusa Route [ Ecstasy 8 ] [ Ecstasy 9 ] [ Ecstasy 10 ] [ Ecstasy Epilogue ] [ Vampire End ]

—Diabolik Lovers "Lunatic Parade" ED: VoiD -English Lyrics-

—Diabolik Lovers "Bloody Bouquet" -Story-

—Bad Medicine: Infectious Teachers ED. "Déjà Vu" -English Lyrics-

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🎇Other Posts

—Yui standing up for herself (ft. Yuma)

—Close-ups of DL Stage play actors [Ayato, Shu, Richter] [Laito, Subaru, Reiji]

—DL Characters dodging the question about their age

—DL Shitposts | Subs. | Sakamaki-flavored | Mukami (dis)approved | when kino

—Wtf is Kino [based on canon lore] [theory of mine]

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218. Mission

Season: Summer

Location: Stage

Hiiro: “♪～♪～♪”

“—Mission, Start!”

Aira: “～……♪ Everyone, thank you so much for coming to see us!”

Tatsumi: “Fufu. It’s like all the ES idols at MDM are here—Although the people who came to see only us are probably in the minority.”

“And yet, such a great number of people are watching us on stage now.”

“I thank God for that fact, so at the very least, I hope you don’t think it was a waste of time—”

Hiiro: “Yes! If this performance just does neither harm nor good, at least I hope you don’t think it was a complete waste of time!”

Mayoi: “We will sing and dance as best we can! Please enjoy yourselves, the night is just beginning—Ufufufufu ♪”

Aira: “Yeah! Since the skies have been summer-clear since this morning, today’s a great day for stargazing! But while the stars in the night sky are great and all, please look at us shining on the ground! ♪”

“Hey! So watch us carefully, alright? Mayday, mayday, come in—♪”

Hiiro: “We can see all of you, as well! I hope that you all will have sparkling smiles on your faces—So we pray, we shout, we march!”

Hiiro: “Army, charge!”

Tatsumi: “Hallelujah……☆”

Mayoi & Aira: “♪～♪～♪”

Rinne: …Those guys, they’re really the rather happy-go-lucky MCs, aren't they?

Kohaku: That kinda vocab comin’ outta you’s a little unsettling, huh?

Rabu-han’s tryin’ to replace the doom and gloom motif of “soldiers” given from the higher-ups with somethin’ a little more positive and peaceful, ya know?

HiMERU: —Yes, soldiers were originally supposed to be a symbol of hope and peace, not bloody, murderous maniacs.

In ancient Rome, it seems that the ceremony for a triumphant return was the most cheerful and joyful festival for the people.

The stage being full of brilliance and happiness is somehow reminding me of that. Well, that sort of stink is somewhat hypocritical—Very Tatsumi, if I’d say so myself.

Niki: Wheh, Idols all think about small, difficult things, don't they~?

Even though I get all hungry and don’t want to think about anything, singing and dancing for people is a whole lotta fun—

If it’s fun, then it’s right! This is how life’s outta’ be……monch monch ♪

Kohaku: How long are ya gonna keep eatin’ for, Niki-han?

HiMERU: —Yes. It's time to stop eating. We'll be summoned onto stage soon enough.

I don't think it's right to be seen sloppily devouring food from a festival stall in front of the customers.

It goes against HiMERU's aesthetics—Even if it's only to be mercilessly executed, let's at least stand firm.

Rinne: Nah, it’s not gonna be an execution at all.

They seem to be good, kind people, and it seems that even in Ancient Rome, prisoners of war from the defeated side were brought to the return ceremony.

But, things like getting executed as an example and gettin’ rocks thrown at you were a rarity…

If only just to show that they had won, I’m told that even the prisoners were treated with a certain amount of respect.

It's really not for me to say, but there are rules in war. Even if your opponent is an inhumane barbarian, you’re a civilized person if you respect them without excess humiliation.

No. That's exactly how we keep our pride, our justice.

......Will those ES idols who insist that they are the "real thing" be able to keep their pride until the end?

I'm looking forward to it. That’d really be nice. Well then, I won’t have to worry any longer—

Niki: ……

Hiiro: “♪～♪～♪” 

Aira: “Come on! We've got plenty of time, but we're still just newborn idols!”

"We can't waste a second, so let’s get a move on ♪”

Tatsumi: “Yes ♪ Let's live life to the fullest, this irreplaceable, human life!”

Hiiro: “Now! For what you all have been waiting for! Crazy:B, you are invited to the stage as promised at the opening ceremony!”

“Please, I wish you direct your attention to our costars!”

Mayoi: “Fufu. Crazy: B has probably earned enough likes in the beginning of the first half of the match though…”

“To that extent, I suspect that our combined efforts have given us a considerable amount of time.”

Aira: “Ah, now that you say it, maybe? I was wondering why they were treating newcomers like us so well?”

Hiiro: “Hmph. If that's the case, I'm going to need you guys to come up on stage even more—Crazy: B.”

“We don't want to be the robbers who steal the results of your hard-earned time.”

“We are, as I keep saying, soldiers. Looting is never a soldier's style.”

“We exist only to protect something. That is why we train ourselves, run around carrying equipment, and do the best that we possibly can.”

Mayoi: “Yes. So please, without being frightened or confused, come out from your hiding place. Don't be afraid~ We are your allies ♪”

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[haritrash]

my get back feelings

P1

ah yes, paul and the paulettes;

everyone patronising george can suck my dick;

'that's jazz' 'that's clapton' <3;

george silently playing the song how he liked it while paul kept yapping--mood;

ringo is objectively the best person in the room;

'is this a hari song? is it another one about sunshine?' feck u john lennon ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ // '[we dont need clapton] we need george harrison' thank you john lennon ಥ_ಥ;

all things must pass <3;

george covering dylan by himself (♡ω♡ ) ~♪;

the beatles are grunge band, pass it on;

i know we dont comment on yoko anymore but im always amazed by her fuckery . it must really be love between those boys bc i would have walked out and off a long long time before;

someday we really should learn not to put the pressure of the world on artists to make more/better things/stay together/keep performing ;

when george cries i cry (╥﹏╥);

george being the one making sure mal knows when to hit the iron bar with the hammer <3;

george getting the inspiration for i me mine from an austrian ballroom waltz<3;

'other people have better songs' lol no;

witnessing the birth of these songs is the greatest gift the internet has ever given me . paul really is one of the most brilliant musicians of all time and we're very lucky he's still around .

P2

paul identifies the problem, paul cries, i cry;

SHUT UP, YOKO

it's kind of messed up that they taped the conversation between john and paul but, hey, it's the 60s--fuck ethics;

paul explaining writing on the piano to a kid from the crew<3;

another grammy for paul for these piano meddleys;

GEORGE GEORGE IN A HAT--i want that hat;

im the groupies outside the studio except i'd be waiting to see george;

john singing 'you are my sunshine' to george <3;

release the news as sung by the beatles;

john and george fake fighting<3;

the boys being finally having fun<3;

george deciding he needs a bowtie<3;

it's so odd that they were talking about MLK's speech and the anti-immigrant 'sentiment' in britain like... the beatles are so outrageously modern even now and everything about the civil rights movement seems to have been soso long ago and at the same time... we are still in it... like it must have seemed at the time that there was some kind of progress, that things would get better... and then they didn't . history has just been going around in circles a bit faster;

m/l finally listening to george for five minutes<3;

george asking for veggies and cheese--relatable;

george smiling and laughing <3;

everyone admitting everything went to shit the second they went on stage without ringo<3;

'fleetwood mac are like canned heat but better'--musical take of the century;

george suggesting they get dylan on the band<3;

BILLY PRESTON BEING A RAY OF SUNSHINE AND LOVE !! THEY DIDNT EVEN HAVE TO DO ANY EXPLAINING !! I HOPE THERE IS A STATUE OF THIS MAN SOMEWHERE !!

'DONT TELL US WHAT TO DO WE'RE THE FUCKEN BEATLES';

the switching of instruments... i never knew ringo plays the piano;

paul and his lefthanded issues<3;

george's song was the most straightforward to record bc you know... he knew what he wanted, PAUL;

i know they were all a bit fed up at this point, but still they show so much patience and understanding towards each other . it's so cute and lovely to see.

P3

THE MAKING OF OCTOPUS'S GARDEN IS THE SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT HISTORICAL DOCUMENT OF THE ENTIRE 20TH CENTURY;

and george helped ಥ_ಥ and he was so happy to help ｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡ george and ringo for the ages ❤️;

george writing old brown shoe on the piano❤️ (and actually ordering some shoes ?);

'thé piáno's verry hárrd,' he says while rocking it;

and then everyone just listens to billy ಥ_ಥﾉ♡;

'being from the north of england, it doesn't come easy to us, yano... thé soul';

george always looks so cosy on his pillows and with his fuzzy coat and his tea and toast (◍•ᴗ•◍)✧*。same, babe;

paul trying to delay the rooftop talk and going 'dont bully him'❤️;

john being super supportive of george making an album of his own ❤️ (it could have been selfish as he was probably having the same thought, but it seemed very genuine and it's sweet that he thought a george album would be great . and he was right !);

actually, john is often the one suggesting they do george songs or mentioning them, which i didn't expect at this point in their relationship . it's wonderful . that's how you lead, PAUL;

'EDIT IT ?! WE'RE THE BOOGLES !!'

'george, aren't you coming?' same, heather, same;

it's so cool to see the beatles jam to their own music<3 at least they had some fun!;

there was so much microphone munching throughout this whole recording process . pls, dont try it at home;

everyone looks so cold and uncomfortable on the roof... i used to think it was just the beatles being their weird selves, but no it's just four very cold grumpy boys;

still, absolutely ready to be arrested together<3;

'come on now, calm down, john' *proceeds to excite john some more*;

in an unexpected turn of events i found myself crying to let it be once more, and, this time, also laughing bc of all the mistakes and takes . typical of the bottles;

im ready for the other 50 hours now. did anyone think of hiding a camera for the recording of all things must pass ?

[parkcivconfess]

I have officially made the block list for my alien stage au!! I also listed which characters would use what from what I could think of (MY APOLOGIES FOR THE SUPER LONG ASK)

Dirt block- basic, typically boring and only used for inbetween jumps as they’re not very impressive. They don’t mean a lot without the context of other blocks

Grass block- as I said in my previous ask they’re simple and plain but that doesn’t mean they aren’t useful. They’re a baseline block. Basically essential to a perfect course. They can still have a lot of meaning to them, they’re often connected a lot to nature and the freshness of a farm

Grass- similar to the other block however a lot more of a difficult jump. It’s a lot more peppy but still soothing in a way. The freshness of the block is often why people use it.

Water block- (as said in my previous ask) difficult jump. They’re sinking, depressing, gloomy and inescapable. This block is often used to depict feeling of sadness and hopelessness.

Slabs- slightly more difficult jump then normal, they’re often used to show difficulty but not enough where it’s a major concern.

Stairs- difficult jump, often used to show complicated feelings, a stepping stone, a step in the right direction so to say.

Fences- this block is used to convey a new beginning, metaphorically (and literally) jumping the fence.

Trap door- as expected this block is used as a trick. It’s placed on courses to shock and surprise the audience, its meaning can differ depending on the person and course.

Candles- a small block. (Difficult jump) Often used to convey lost time. The insignificance of death. Death is a very common use for this block. When unlit they’re used for death, when lit they’re used as rebirth. As always depending on the person this jump can mean something entirely different.

Brewing Stands- very rare blocks, also very difficult jump. These jumps are typically used to wow a crowd. They have many different tricks to them, however they’re difficult to navigate so they aren’t often used in competition.

Glass panes- difficult jump. these blocks are used to show transparency, cleanness, and something clear.

Amethyst crystals- difficult jump. While one of the more prettier blocks, it also has a naturally better sound. These jumps are used to show wonder, adventure, and beauty.

Slime block - moderate jump. These jumps convey springiness, weightlessness, fun! These are used a lot to jump between beats and hype up the crowd.

Honey block- moderate jump. Similar to the slime block however it’s a lot less fun. It slows the user down to shift the mood. These blocks are used a lot as transitions to a different emotion the person wants to convey.

Flower pot- difficult jump. Used for nature related themes, however this can also be used to signify caginess as the flower is trapped. It depends on the user but it can go from fresh nature, joy. To trapped, and unable to move forward.

Flower- more difficult jump. Despite it seeming similar to the flower pot it means something completely different. This block is used in relation to grass, it’s paired nicely with the freshness of a field.

Chains- difficult jump. Chains give off the feeling of entrapment. Torture. Pain. Sometimes also used for imprisonment. They’re hard jumps to make which make them even more entertaining to watch.

Ice block- difficult jump. These blocks are used for frigidness, the moving of time. Feeling as if something’s slipping right past you. However they can sometimes also be used for comedic effect, for example slipping onto another block or failing a jump.

Brick- Simple jump. Used for strict order, obedience, and rules. This is how it is there is nothing I can do to stop it.

Barrier block- extremely difficult jump. These blocks are very difficult to find as they’re hidden very thoroughly and aren’t encouraged to use. They signify secrecy, danger, and shock.

Command blocks- extremely difficult jump. Not only is this block difficult to find it’s also illegal to use. However if you were somehow to use this block it would convey absolute obedience, order, command. Control.

With that out of the way here is what I think each characters preferences would be (mainly just Evbo and seawatt cause you know me)

Evbo- uses a lot of grass and nature related blocks. He likes to shock and surprise the crowd, get a laugh out of them. (Slime blocks and ice blocks are also often used.. when he can find them) But as he progresses his courses do get a bit more depressing.. candles popping up every so often.

Seawatt- Seawatt obviously uses brewing stands, as well as any block that would surprise the crowd. However uniquely he also enjoys copying his opponents blocks to mock their story. He avoids blocks that might give any of his own away.

Emf- water blocks, amethyst crystals, overtime chains. I think he’d have a very emotional course. A beautiful one though.

Evil champion- (yeah he’s here too) obviously his favorite is barrier blocks, but he also enjoys using chains.

Clownpierce- any difficult block. No preference. His courses are always very rough and give off a coldness to them.

Tom (the old man)- similar to Evbo he uses a lot of nature blocks, however water also makes a frequent appearance.

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SLURPS

[parkcivconfess]

Ohhh there’s a wiki for the blocks in parkour civilization (for some reason) this is gonna be sooo fun! Gonna try and figure out wth each block means for that alien stage au

(If you wanted the link)

https://parkourcivilization.fandom.com/wiki/Parkour

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THIS IS SO COOL??? LOVE THE CREATIVITY IN THIS FANDOM!!!