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guy tries to toss a cigarette on the ground but the ground parries it and it flies back into his mouth and he solemnly continues to smoke it
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after a lifetime of being basically bedridden with pain and puking my guts out on my period, i develop a new symptom : fever
#. . i tracked it and all . it's deffo connected to my period . .#. . google says it only happens during ovulation . .#. . google doth nae no me . .
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looking at 'communities' for the first time and the communist ones are closed l o l
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I love that you can just grab kittens. old cat have achy joints and a sense of dignity that you have to play into, so you gotta be deliberate and respectful in hoisting them, but if a kitten is whirlwinding past you, you can just reach out and snatch them. and they'll be like 'mamma mia, I never did nothing :p' and writhe around and lick your fingers. highly abductable animal
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Paul Simon on Late Night with David Letterman, 1987
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your honor my client has dark brown eyes hes allowed to do practically anything under the sun. yes. by every law ever written exactly right your honor. yes he can approach the bench so you can take a better look once again
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George Harrison and John Lennon at Gaumont Cinema / Bournemouth (UK) / August . 1963
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a polaroid of courtney 1993. she's scribbled 'fuck you' on it.
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i saw you and your male friend across the bar and noticed you're extremely weird about each other in various platonic and/or romantic ways Mind if i obsereve
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also you should really try explaining to your neighbours that the only thing that will drive inflation down is peace
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