#(to give to mona) was truly iconic

[deus-ex-mona]

regardless of honeypre’s canonicity, i love how the fact that lxl have canonically gone on a(t least one) honeymoon is absolutely undeniable

[saeithoshiswife]

How haikyu boys would act today

~If haikyu boys were highschoolers today how would they act? This i purely based on my opion ofc and if your guys like this please send me more charcters.~

Includes- Atsumu, bokuto, kurro, kenma,

Bokuto-

Says gyatt on the regular to random girls (Borderline sexual harrasment) or uses it in everyday language like "Ive gyatt to get to class guys"

Definitely used to naruto run in middle school to all of his classes

so annoying in class and when the teacher says something hell immdentaily throw his hands up and say he didnt even do anything. He might even ask the quiet girl in the corner if he did anything and when she doesnt respond he responds for her like "She agrees with me you just cant hear her"

used to say sheesh along with the lip biting and pose

"im not like other guys ive seen the notebook" when it was probably akkashi who was watching it and bokuto came in the room for 0.2 seconds

I think him and kuroos jokes would be either racist, homophobic, sexiest or all

used to wear the iconic black savage shirt with the red border around the font

he makes so much fun of the girls he likes

Atsumu-

one of those rich boys with the moms that are inlove with them and think he cant do any wrong especially to women

big slur user especially to your face. if he doesnt like you hell say them or hell just say them like its no big deal

owns a speed boat that he illegal drives and host partys on. hell post on his snap story being like 'this party is such bruh p/u'

cries to his mom

punches walls

used to dress and act like josh richards and noah beck in 2021

a literal women hater like os much its hard to belive hes not guy but hes always objectifying them so hes not

used to moan in middle school thinking it was funny

duck lips with the peace sign all the time and hes being completley serious

in a frat when hes in college

peaked in highschool

Kenma-

when speaking to a women hell ask her what her favortie game/anime is and then ask her to name 3 charchters and when she does he will immdeantiley discredit those charcters. Also he will call the anime she chose super popular so theirs no way shes an actual fan

smells like shit an stays up all night so there bags under his eyes. his hair is so greasy you could cook with it

"erm actually- goku solos every single anime verse"

call people racial slurs on the games only

follows that chicki guy who dances everyday until he gets a girlfriend

victim of the 2020 bleach phase

most horrible genshin impact player he mains mona, Rosiaria, bediou, itto and bought all the the outfits that came with them.

has a hatsume miku body pillow

since he doesnt shower he will just coat himself in axe body spray

grows out of everything and peaks right after college

Kuroo-

i honestly had no idea what to say about this man so i tried my best i belive this man is a sexy angel from the bottom of my heart so i had to truly think

used to stink like kenma but grew out of it in middle school

when he gets rejected he'll post 'nice guys always finish last'

acts dumb but is really smart

calls double dates 2 mans

wear his hat backwards with the sides of his hair sticking from under

white airforce energy

slept with everyone but somehow hes not slut shamed

with call girls whores when his body count is double theirs

doesnt believe in womens rights but also doesnt want to become a man so hes just insecure

in volleyball he will try to spike as hard as he can and purposefully hit someone in the face

became a nice respectable man because i believe his mother doesnt play like that and taught him a lesson at his old age for repecting women

secretly a munch and whorships his girlfriend acting like a baby in private and then an asshole in pubic

"this ones for you babe" the it goes out giving you the ick

poses in the gym mirror for his snap streaks

used to follow andrew tate and all those man quotes before his mom told him to cut it out

[pastorfutureletthembe]

Lu Guang is about to enter the stage. It's not the first night of the representation, he knows his lines perfectly. As a comedian, he has some liberty, he can improve, he can give his own interpretation of the character through emotions and gesture, but ultimately he has to stick to the plot. I also think the curtain has strong connotations. First, he knows what's on both sides. What the audience sees, must see, the fact the show must go on whatever happens behind the scenes. Second, here, the curtain has the 4th wall role, when the boundaries between reality and fiction/fantasy blur. The curtain's motif is a starry sky, and we all know by now that stars are often seen on merch. I personally believe it also gives Lu Guang a godly role, as the "man in the sky" or "who can rip the fabric of the universe." He has great powers, great responsibilities as well, and the fact he's the only one who the countdown posters hint on his powers (the blue eye hidden in the darkness of the curtains), underlines that idea. I'll always refer to Odin whenever Lu Guang's eyes shine in official artworks, so I don't want to be redundant but there it is:

Behind him, behind the scenes, a real starry sky exists. Does it mean a fake universe is only hiding a real, more complex, one? Does it mean that Lu Guang is playing a fictional character in an ersatz of what was/is, but the reality of tragic and traumatic events still weight on him? Truth be told, Lu Guang thinks he has control over this world, because it exists in a bubble, in a timeloop. In actuality, Lu Guang is playing a game he doesn't know the rules of, but soon enough, the pros are going to show him how it's done. He's in kindergarten, guys.

Is Cheng Xiaoshi banned from the theater or is he the main character of the play? His poster is one we could regard as the play's poster, it involves mystery to be uncovered, and the only way he can do it is through a photograph. There is the banner, telling us it's forbidden to go there. The manor is behind him. It reminds me of SKYFALL in James Bond haha. Going back to the origins. He's truly going through the Fool's journey towards his end.

I'm just going to put this here, no further comment needed:

I also think it's interesting that Cheng Xiaoshi and Liu Xiao are fully facing us.

Qiao Ling seems to be aware to be both a character and a performer. She is in transition, in contemplation. She has an award for her performance but she seems to be troubled. It's only natural that my mind goes to the portrait of Dorian Gray looking at this artwork. “The portrait” becomes an autonomous, independent entity through mirrors, in which Dorian meets his distorted self: all that is irrational, instinctive and hidden in his own psyche. Through Oscar Wilde's masterpiece, we witness the interplay between self-perception, the fear of aging, and the pursuit of eternal youth. Even though the obvious parallel would be with Narcissus, I do think it echoes Qiao Ling's flower, hyacinth, in the young and fragile existence except in her case, you can add mourning into the mix. The theme also relates to obsession. Qiao Ling is known to put things under the rug, not facing the issues of her shortcomings, but she obviously wants to change that. The "connecting dots" imagery we saw in the PV released lately shows she's on a journey herself.

I still think Xia Fei's role this season is to be only a tool, a face and body to be borrowed, a playable character. He is the star of the show, and his position looks a bit like the Mona Lisa. Meaning, he is and is supposed to be beautiful, perfect, iconic. He is mysterious because we know nothing of him and can only theorize. He personifies whatever we want. That's who he is as well: a mirror to our desires, subjects to interpretation. That is what struck me at first sight, though. Mona Lisa. We also see his shadow and I think it is an important clue. Presenting as a white piece, a pawn, could it be that his dark side is the most overlooked warning of death?

As I mentioned before, Liu Xiao is there to meet his favorite performer, Lu Guang. There is a hint of parasocial relationship there; delusion and obsession. In 2024, being part of the audience is powerful. A spectator has a voice and the mass community, a fandom for example, can influence production and representation. It is an external force and you better want it in your corner. He also could be a producer. Either way, the goal is to impress, please him, and you are probably nothing without him. He has all the access behind the scenes, he can try and recruit, he's here for his own profit and he has the power to destroy careers. Through him, though, it is easier to reach a goal.

Vein, I have little to say. He's shown as wealthy and I think that's a way to tell us he is powerful and takes his power and influence for granted. People like this, they don't like when their authority is challenged. Maybe there is some chinese culture at play that I don't know about. We often forget Link Click is a chinese media but social and cultural context bleed into the story more often than not so I'll be happy to know a chinese myth is hidden in plain sight there.

Lu Guang about to pass through the curtains [and step onto the stage].

Cheng Xiaoshi is outside with his camera, banned from entering the theatre.

Qiao Ling looking into the vanity mirror but not getting ready in any way

Xia Fei looking like a big star with his team of assistants helping him prepare

Liu Xiao sitting at the front and carrying a bouquet [for his favorite performer]

Finally, Vein, in his own private VIP booth or something

[umichenginabroad]

Abhi in Paris

Week 3: Belgian Delights to Backpacking Dreams

Week three of my study abroad adventure in France has been nothing short of exhilarating. Over the weekend, I decided to venture beyond the borders of France and explore the charming city of Brussels. A quick trip to Quai de Bercy (the Paris City Centre Bus Station) and a four hour bus ride later, I was saying hello to Brussels! The journey began with iconic sights that left me in awe – from the Grand Place to the Atomium, each corner of the city seemed to tell a story of its own. However, what truly stole my heart were the delectable Belgian waffles and the exquisite Belgian beer that added a flavorful touch to my weekend escapade. My Belgian Waffle was covered in Whipped Cream and White Chocolate sauce and let me tell you, this might have been the sweetest & creamiest waffle I've ever eaten.

Returning to my studies on Monday was a stark contrast to the leisurely weekend, as I delved into classes and even faced my first homework assignment. I had to complete some Fourier Transform work in MatLab, and honestly, so far I've really enjoyed the French education systems. It's characterized by a longer semester allowing for a relaxed pace with less or no homework and more breaks in between. The academic challenges were complemented by a newfound passion – rowing. ENSEA, the school I am attending, offers a rowing club, and I decided to give it a try. I've rowed extensively in high school, but lost touch since then. The rhythmic motions of rowing against the serene backdrop of the French countryside provided a refreshing break from the intellectual pursuits.

As the week progressed, I found a balance between academia and recreation, allowing myself to fully immerse in the rich experiences that France has to offer. Thursday marked the beginning of my preparations for the upcoming break from school, where I'll be embarking on a 20-day backpacking journey through Spain and Portugal. The anticipation of exploring new cultures, landscapes, and cuisines fueled my excitement.

The weekend brought another round of adventures as I visited the enchanting Montmartre with my girlfriend Sneha from Michigan, who's also abroad in Paris studying at HEC Paris. The panoramic views of the city at sunset, the Wall of Love adorned with "I love you" declarations in countless languages, and the warming sensation of Vin Chaud (hot wine) made this day an unforgettable chapter of my journey. Each step I took seemed to lead me to a new discovery, a hidden gem waiting to be explored. The evening ended with a beautiful view of the sunset over Paris atop Montmarte with Sneha.

Also, super exciting--EVERYONE in Paris where's overcoats and as an early birthday gift, Sneha got me an amazing Parisian overcoat!

Sunday was dedicated to art and history at the Louvre. Standing before the iconic Mona Lisa, I couldn't help but feel a profound connection to the artistic legacy that has shaped the world. The Louvre itself, with its vast collection of masterpieces, offered a glimpse into the cultural tapestry of humanity.

Looking ahead, Thursday of the next week signals the beginning of my much-anticipated break from school. With a backpack on my shoulders and a spirit of adventure in my heart, I am set to explore the wonders of Spain and Portugal. The journey will include a few days of relaxation on the beaches of Tenerife, particularly Playa de Las Americas. As I packed my bags over the weekend, excitement and anticipation filled the air, knowing that new experiences and friendships await me on this backpacking odyssey.

In the midst of academia, rowing, and weekend explorations, my study abroad adventure in France continues to unfold with surprises and discoveries at every turn. Stay tuned for more tales from the road as I embark on the backpacking journey of a lifetime!

À bientôt,

Abhi Athreya

University of Michigan, Aerospace Engineering 2025

ENSEA in Cergy, France

[bruciemilf]

Bruce's relationship with his male Rogues vs his female Rogues is. So interesting to me.

Because you have his Rogues like the Joker, who he has actual conflicts with—Bane, Scarecrow, Penguin, Two-Face, Black Mask. All the men have honest beef with him. Death traps, elaborate evil schemes, bombs (oh my God the BOMBS), murder attempts.

But the women? They're friends with him. All his female Rogues see him as an awkward annoyance at worst (Ivy), and boyfriend material at best (Selina). Harley's square in the middle as "weird little brother." They toe the line of chaotic and lean so dangerously close to vigilante so often that Bruce just. Lets them be. Gives perfunctory attempts to catch them, but most times it ends with them just talking.

I'm 95% sure they know he's Bruce Wayne but don't say anything out of courtesy.

Batman strikes fear in the hearts of men and only men, and I think that's honestly iconic of him

GOD YESSSSSS LIKE - It'd be redundant to add something to this; Like painting over Mona Lisa but I'll do my best because this is actually one of my favourite topics.

I feel like I could word this a lot better, but I just feel like men dehumanise eachother to a concerning amount. Not Bruce, - if anything, he's on some saint shit by trying to rehabilitate these guys. But it's more of a " I can fix him" dynamic that you just won't see with the sirens

It's like - I don't have evidence of this, it's more of a " call it like I see it" headcanon, but Bruce? Most definetly was bullied by guys before.

I can't really go into details, but Bruce has " guy who could hang with the girls and girls only in high school" energy.

It's kinda telling that he has a relatively positive relationship with women and inspires a sense of safety with them that I've seen no other male hero achieve, but he ALWAYS has beef with men. Truly an awkward women's ally icon

More so? I can honestly see Bruce and the sirens as that non-toxic middle aged friend group that went through hell and back together and their paths always merge into eachother

Like? Give me Bruce trying to stop them from a heist. He's tired and Selina can see it, eyes sharp, designed to see detail. " Wait. Have you been crying?"

Harley drops her hammer with a gasp. " Oh my God, have you?"

Bruce's arms drop limp at his side and he takes a very deep breath. " I fought with Harvey last night and he brought up my parents. "

" No."

" He didn't."

" Are you kidding me? Oh, he's SUCH an asshole," Pamela somehow always has a wine bottle ready and Selina's in charge to bring the glasses, because at least one of them will need to rant about male rogues. " Tell us everything, hon."

" It's just, - GOD, is it too much to ask? One thing, - one goddam thing I ask of him in two decades, don't bring up my dead parents when I punch you in the face! But no. "

" Let's key his car."

" I'm going to his parent's grave to steal their jewlery and I'll wear them next time we fight. "

" Oh my God, could you imagine what face he'd make?"

" Which one?"

[razorblade180]

Iconic duos

[The domain]

Aether:Hyakukin Ikki, y’all know the drill.

Yunjin:Umm what’s happening?

Chongyun:Six teams of two are about to show off. It’s a fun way to show synergy and team combos. Think I’ll sit this one out.

Shenhe:You’ve participated?

Chongyun:Yeah. It very stressful, but fun. * sits down* Some of us are really big on formation names they call out and everything.

Yunjin:Ah, so that means-

Yoimiya:Hahahaha! Let’s do this!

Chongyun:*smiles* Truly a kid in a candy story.

Yoimiya:Hehe, you ready? Just like we practiced.

Ei:You needn’t worry. Just try to keep up.

Yoimiya:Ha! Let the festival begin!

Eternal Fireworks!

Bandits rush on to the scene! With the aid of stormy judgment, Yoimiya begins unleashing flame arrow after arrow. Left, right, even the rear, she pivoted in place to quickly take down her next target with overload; before unleashing her signature firework, marking a fatui. As it hit, lightning flashed as her Archon blew passed her with sword in hand. No one could react fast enough as the pryo marker bounced from bandit to bandit with explosive brilliance from Ei’s lethal strikes continuing the chain of overload. The duo smirked at one another through the chaos as their time ran out.

“Switch!”

Whirlpool Simulation!

Without hesitation, Sucrose appeared and unleashed her anemo hypostasis, gathering everyone. By her feet, Mona leaped out from water and casted her omen before both of them unleashing all their attacks at the groups of enemies that could not escape the wind. Not as flashy as the prior duo, but the damage and constant stream of enemies spoke for itself.

Mona:Splendid work.

Sucrose:All thanks to you.

“Switch!”

Hu Tao jumped onto the scene with Albedo in tow. A twirl of her staff brought flames while a quick movement brought butterflies fluttering by fallen foes that hit the ground where Albedo constantly brought isotomas into being no matter where Hu Tao darted off to. Giving what every funeral director needs. “Burial Ground!” The perfect waltz of life and death, all in a matter of seconds.

Hu Tao:Blood blossoms and geo flowers. Quite the devious garden we’ve made.

Albedo:And yet strangely beautiful as well. I’ve think we’ve set the stage. Time to go.

“Switch!”

Autumn leaves swirled around the two, replacing them with Kazuha and Yanfei. The wind intensified, blistering with flames that pulled his opponents to their location as he lept into the air. “Wind’s Veridict!” Yanfei erupted flames around her as Kazuha came crashing down to create a fiery domain of wind. Unable to escape, Yanfei unleashed seal after blazing seal down unto the clumps of enemies as her partner took a more direct approach. Keeping everyone at bay by bobbing and weaving around to pull them in for her.

Yanfei:Ooo fancy footwork.

Kazuha:Fancy moves for fancy flames. Thinks this is enough fire?

Yanfei:Looks good to me!

“Switch!”

Kazuha pulled them in one final time before whisking Yanfei away. A single frost flake arrows knocked out the pryo inflicted bunch, paving a way for Ganyu and Kokomi to reach the middle of what was about to be their personal battleground as dozens of thieves continued pouring in. “Glacial Impact!”Pristine waters paired with magnificent ice as Ganyu let her celestial shower rain down in the middle of Kokomi’s healing. The heated arena was completely transformed into a mini tundra as Ganyu took all the time she needed to place all her shots in the best place for max effectiveness.

Ganyu:Wow, this is actually working!

Kokomi:Never doubt a sound strategy!

Ganyu:Time to go?

Kokomi:In a moment. Let me give a helping hand. *douses enemies* Hehe, okay.

“Switch!”

A single bolt of lightning strikes the ground and from the blast emerges Keqing and Yae Miko. Electricity crackles on the water and their eyes glow a ghastly purple. The bandits try running. “Pragmatic Lightning”Keqing vanishes in a blink of an eye, slashing all within range while weaving around Miko’s thunderbolts. The Kitsune can’t help but be amused watching her partner zip around, going as far as to interfere with anyone getting close to either of them. It was a noble act but Miko honestly just didn’t feel like moving much. Between the turrets and Keqing’s speed, the entire ring was effectively within range.

Keqing:You okay!?

Miko:That’s my line. You know you can slow down just a smidge.

Keqing:Time is literally against us! If we don’t push ourselves then what’s the point? I can handle this.

Miko:Hmph, how do I always get paired with the stubborn and aggressive ones? Guess I attract them.

Three fatui appear right in front of Keqing but are immediately dealt with by four massive bolts of lightning. Keqing nearly jumps as Miko’s hand rests on her hand. Guess she felt like moving after all.

“Switch.”

Aether watches as Yoimiya and Ei return with excitement. He takes a seat with his friends and puts his feet up.

Chongyun:You think they know they’ve already reached the score for gold?

Aether:Eh, let them flex.

[beachknit]

Inside the Home of Signed, Venus's Elusive "Artist"

Have you all missed me terribly? I bet you have! What details about The Writer has Hayden been excruciatingly patient in withholding from us, you wonder…! After my last post, I'm sure you've all been waiting with bated breath to find out all about my conversation with The Writer's one and only confidante (besides us readers, of course, but if he were truly committed to telling us all I wouldn't be writing this…), The Artist!

You'll recall from my last post that The Artist is the illustrator of Signed, Venus, a figure almost as elusive as The Writer and the only one (that we know of) who knows The Writer's identity, whereabouts, and contact information. I was able to land an interview with The Artist at their very own home in Coast Venus, tell them about my plans to find The Writer, and ask them all about them.

Well, what did they say? I hear you asking, and we'll get to that, but first, let me set the scene…

I had found The Artist's address but it was my first time actually seeing their home. I don't know what kind of house I expected someone who uses an alias for their artwork to live in, but The Artist's abode is a bright, yellow-painted bungalow that seemingly overflows with flowers and plants. They're neatly arranged, so it doesn't seem like something out of a movie where they're trying to give visual clues that a reclusive witch lives here, but there was greenery in the windows, and potted flowers with buds of pink, red, and orange that I'm pretty sure don't usually grow in Coast Venus. The feeling I got looking at it reminds me a bit of my neighbour's house, honestly. His place used to be owned by a local who moved away, so you can tell it's a real Coast Venus house under there, but he painted it black and added this creepy metal gate and that's not really what this town thinks of as edgy, you know? Things like that just sort of make you wonder if the person who lives inside is an expat… not that I think The Artist is, but all the foreign plants would give you that idea.

We knocked on the bright blue door, and, although I half-expected them not to, the way you sometimes feel when something you want too much is happening and you can't really believe it and wonder if it's all a prank... the Artist opened the door.

I've been trying to think of a way to describe their appearance without giving away too much since they're fairly easy to find in Coast Venus, but I feel like I owe it to you all to say something. I think their most disarming feature is their eyes. I don't really know how to explain it, but they have a sort of Mona Lisa feeling, like they've seen enough in their life to be able to see through you. 

They led us through their foyer, where everything in sight was either made of wood, green, a magazine, or a bird, into the living room. There were sun hats on the walls as decorations, and when they motioned for Kam and I to sit, I was almost surprised there weren't plants sitting on the yellow couches because they were present on nearly every other surface. There was even a vine dangling, I noticed with glee, on the easel The Artist had set up by the window.

"What brought you to come looking for me?" The Artist asked once we were situated. They wore a playful grin when they said it that probably should have warned me how things were going to go…

Kam and I explained our plan to search for The Writer, and The Artist listened thoughtfully with no trace of emotion in their expression except for amusement. Determined to stay true to the game of things, though, they told us apologetically that they couldn't give us any hints about The Writer's identity or how we could find them. 

Now you might be wondering - Hayden, is it possible The Writer doesn't want to be found after all? If this were a scavenger hunt, wouldn't The Artist give you a clue? I understand where you're coming from, but The Artist was willing to look over our route, told us they were very impressed (while also making a small comment that Arabella seems like a detour… which, really, could be a hint in and of itself, but whether that means we shouldn't go or that it's very important we do go is a mystery… and I've elected that we're going to go because it's the iconic first destination The Writer went to and I vent possibly miss out), and they "sincerely wished us the best of luck."

Determined to press more, I did ask Mirah for one more favour… if they could read to us from Signed, Venus. Mirah knows The Writer and how they talk - they can convey the story with a level of insight no one else has. Their reading was, hands down, the most poignant I've ever heard - and we do a lot of Signed, Venus readings here in Coast Venus! I really felt a connection to The Writer hearing their words in The Artist's voice… and it really made it sink in how close we already were, sitting in their close partner's greenhouse-like living room. 

Anyway, now that this is all written up… I have a trip to pack for! (Well, pack more for, I suppose. I've been packing all week!) I've never left Coast Venus before… I can't believe our first stop is Arabella!

[blackhakumen]

Mini Fanfic #724: Memorial (Super Smash Bros Ultimate)

9:12 a.m. at the Smash Mansion's Living Room.....

Morgana: (Walks Down the Stairs While Yawning and Rubbing his Eye) 'Morning, every- (Eyes Widened at What is In Front of Him) -one?

The energy of living room is a lot more unusual this time of morning. Everyone is dressed in black, Dark Pit playing a sad song the Organ with Misako and Kyoko beside him, Sonic's already behind the podium with a paper in his hands, and a black and white picture of Mario is standing right beside the podium itself, for everyone to see.

Morgana: (Already Confused) What in the-

Haru: (Turns Around and Sees Morgana) ('Gasps') Mona-Chan! (Happily Made her Way to her Baby, Picks Him Up and Hugs Him) Good morning~ How are you today?

Morgana: Alright.......(Looks Around the Living Room) Haru, what the heck is going around here? (Eyes Widened Once Comes to Realization) Did someone actually died today!?

Haru: Wellllllllll........(Starts Whispering To Morgana's Ear About Everything is Going On Right Now)

Morgana: Wait. (Eyes Widened Yet Again) That's what you guys are doing?

Haru: (Happily Nodded)

Morgana: How come none of you woke me up sooner?

Haru: I didn't want anyone to disturb your sleep. You look so adorable whenever you take a nap.

Morgana: (Gives Haru a Deadpinned Look on his Face) How many times I have to tell you people that I'm not cute?

Haru: (Gives Morgana a Playful Smirk on Her Face) Multiple. Doesn't change the fact that you are in our eyes. (Gives Morgana a Kiss on the Cheek) Now, come. It's time for us to get started. (Makes her Way to her Seat While Still Holding Morgana in her Arms)

Peach: (Giggles Softly While Walking Downstairs with Mario) And then, I told Bowser that he can-(Eyes Widened at What is Front of her and Mario) Huh?

Mario: (Raised an Eyebrow in Confused) Ummmm.....What exactly is going on here? And why there a photo of me in black and white?

Sonic: Ladies. Gentlemen. (Looks Down at a Certain Audience) Kirby.

Kirby: (Happily Cheers While Sitting on Ann's Lap) Poyo!

Sonic: We are all gathered here today, on this fine morning, to mourn the loss of an icon, a plumber, an amazing dad, and the greatest hero that ever lived. The death....of Mario.

Mario/Peach: (Eyes Widened in Complete Shock) WHAAAAT!?

Mario: (Couldn't Believe What He Just Heard) What on Earth are you kids talking about!? I-I'm alive and well!

Peach: (Immediately Hugs Mario Protectively While Having a Pouty Look on her Face) And is very much protected by yours truly! (Gives Mario a Quick Peck on the Cheek)

Mario: ('Sigh') Peach......

Peach: Don't "Peach" me, mister. You know that's the truth.

Ren: (Completely Ignores the Couple's Voice) Huh. Funny. For a second there, I thought I heard something very familiar..... (Shrugs it Off) Eh. Probably the wind.

Makoto: (Rest her Head onto Ren's Shoulder) It's best not to think about it too much, Ren-Ren.

Banjo: Agreed. ('Sniff') It saves you from all the sadness.....

Kazooie: (Gently Pay and Rubs on Banjo's Back) There there, big guy. It's okay.

Pit: (Suddenly Got Down on his Knees and Reach his Hands up to the Sky in an Overly Dramatic Fashion) WHY MUST YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM THIS WORLD, MOMMYYYYY! (Place his Hand on his Face and Begins Crying)

Viridi: (Got Down on her Knees in Order to Give her Angel Boyfriend a Loving Hug) Dummy...... Please don't cry. ('Sniff') I'm here for you please!

Mario: (Finally Begins to Facepalm Himself While Sighing Once More) Peach, do you even know what is going on here anymore?

Peach: (Place her Hand onto her Forehead) I'm just as lost as you are, dear. ('Sigh') Those darn, precious kids.......

Mario: Tell me about it.......I bet this is all Wario's doing.

Wario: (Walks By the Couple While Holding a Bowl of Chicken in his Hands) Leave me out of this, walking dead man.

Peach: Yeah. I don't think Wario would be cleaver enough to put on a prank like this.

Mario: ('Sigh') True.....

Rest in Peace, Mario.

You Will be Missed.

Mario: Mamma Mia....Even the narrator of this story thinks I'm dead!?

Peach: This is gonna be a long day of this, isn't it?

@keyenuta

@caleb13frede

@theredbros

@26shann

@albion-93

@ma-lemons

@chompycroc

[if-the-crown-fits-translate-it]

Discord pt 31

[Date: 20/02, 03:02 AM - 20/02, 03:56 AM GMT]

[(Re-)Introduction to Chat]

[People were jokingly threatening Crown]

Crown: “Are you all having fun?”

Crown: “I don't much appreciate being insulted. And as you know, I have several people at my mercy.“

Crown: “You wouldn't want them to come to harm... Would you? :)”

Chat: “Why would you punish them for something they didn't do??”

Crown: “Behave. I can make things so, so much worse for them, and for you as well.

Do you understand?”

Chat: “More proof that Crown's a coward! He only punishes people he has control over because he doesn't have the guts to actually go after the perpetrators.”

kate (derogatory) [they/them]: “N-no... no, let's behave. We don't want our... our family hurt.”

Knight: “Please. Be nice. Dont hurt me.”

Chat: “Crown, don't hurt them.”

kate (derogatory) [they/them]: “Fe- Knight hasn't done anything to warrant being hurt. Please don't.”

Knight: “Dont hurt Viscount. Please. Dont hurt Page. Stop making him mad.” “Be. Nice.”

kate (derogatory) [they/them]: “Of course. We will be nice. We will behave.”

Viscount: “Please...”

Chat: “Crown, please don't hurt them. If anyone's to blame here, it's me. “

Chat: “Guys, I'm sorry! This is all my fault, I instigated this.”

Crown: “Pay no mind to Knight. Knight, as for you, why don't you go back to your document? You like it there, don't you?”

Knight: You’re right. I love my doc :) It’s very important to me. I’ll be going, then.”

Crown: “If you truly have what's best in mind for Knight and the others, you'll cease your insolence. Are. We. Clear?”

Chat: “OH GOD CROWN MESSAGED ME”

[Chat’s username and icon now have changed.]

Chat: “Guys. I’m scared.

I can’t let anyone get hurt. I can’t let Page anyone get hurt.

Haha. I don’t know what’s going to happen.”

Mothbo: “Chat, tell us your favorite color and ice cream. Hold on to that for now okay? Focus on good memories.”

Chat: “I like green/blue/purple, depending on the day. Chocolate coffee ice cream is my favorite.”

Chat: “My grandpa called me spontaneous and my sister said that meant impulsive. I miss them all so much. I'm a thousand miles away from anyone I can call family, but I'm glad you're here right now.”

Chat: “I'm glad you're with me, everyone. Here, at the end of all things.”

Chat: “You all have been so kind.”

[Everyone says something along the lines of “We are always here for you” and start expressing concern when Chat stops responding.]

Chat: “don’t worry. i’m still here”

kate (derogatory) [they/them]: “Good, good. Keep talking to us if you can”

Lynn (they/them): “good. please don't stop talking to us if you can manage”

Chat: “yeah, yeah, I will”

Page: “What’s going on

What happened”

[Everyone says something along the lines of “Max my beloved.”]

Page: “I was gone for like 2 minutes Is everything okay? What happened?”

[People are trying to explain to Max that he was taken by Crown.]

Knight, Page, and Viscount: “:)” [Multiple times]

[Everyone says something like “oh no”]

Knight: “Big smiles, everyone. :)”

[jayyyyyyyy: “viscount can you remember anything from yesterday?”

Viscount: “I,.,,

dont know.

what you mean...” (Morse: YES)

Page: “:)”

Chat: “Hello, everyone! It's so nice to finally meet you all here!”

[kate (derogatory) [they/them]: “chocolate coffee ice cream”]

Chat: “That sounds interesting! What are those, though?”

[jayyyyyyyy: “Yesterday you told us that if your memory got wiped, you wanted us to remind you. This is me reminding you.”]

Viscount: “I,.,,

dont know.

what you mean...” (Morse: YES)

Chat: “My name is Chat!”

Chat: “What? Crown's so nice! I asked if I could be here and now I am!”

Page: “Hello Chat!”

jayyyyyyyy: “hey, chat, can you show us what crown told you?”

Chat: “"Haha! Someone once told me that friends don't share things without permission, so I won't. You're all being very weird.”

Page: “Yes Chat that’s! Unless Crown gives permission you can’t tell others!”

Chat: “That's what I thought!!”

Knight: “A new friend? Hello, Chat!”

[jayyyyyyyyy: “maybe give them subconscious memory of it”]

Viscount: “Dots and dashes..

look.,. So. Lovely,, don’t. You,, agree,...

.

.-.” (Morse: I REMEMBER)

Page: “Crown can help! They’re really fun and kind!”

Knight: “You all sound very sad. :( I'm sorry if you are.”

[Knight: “They look rather odd, Vis. Why don't you just use one or the other.”]

Viscount: “Ah of course Knight. You’re right. :)”

Lynn (they/them): “We’re happy! All smiles, see? :)”

Knight: “You always just sound sad?”

Knight: “You were sad about us earlier. I can promise we are fine! :) don't worry Mona :) Your friends are safe :)”

Page: “You all seem really sad today? It's smile day you gotta smile :)”

[singingaboutwishingx]

my Thoughts and Opinions on mad men

this is quite disorganized and very long. contains spoilers for all seven seasons after the cut.

-though i think don was a good character, he was such a shitty person!!! cheating on every partner he ever had? bad! being an asshole to everyone and getting away with it because he’s handsome? also bad!

-but also like... just to put it out there, jon hamm can do literally anything he wants to me. good lord, that man is attractive. 

-there was literally a point where i hated every character except peggy, betty, and sal

-speaking of sal, HE DESERVED BETTER. i genuinely almost cried when the fire alarm went off. he was so happy for like three seconds and then SOME MOTHERFUCKER lit something on fire (i don’t remember exactly what happened).

-FUCK lee garner, jr. 

-i ended up having such complicated feelings about betty. on one hand, she was cheated on and emotionally abused and gaslit, so i can absolutely understand why she became harder as the seasons went on. on the other hand, she didn’t treat her children so well and idk how i feel about that. i do feel so, so bad for her regardless.

-bert cooper was honestly such a baddie, though. he got heated sometimes during important plot points, but his general “i’m old, i don’t give a shit” vibes were excellent (i also watched this whole show in less than two months, though, so please forgive me if i miss details)

-like when harry crane was too afraid to say the wrong thing about bert’s red rothko and bert was just like “bitch shut up about my painting, no one cares”

-and his “the best things in life are free” after he died was so good. i was personally offended that they took his name out of the opening credits afterward

-peggy. my sweet girl. arguably the best character. this girl’s transformation made me so damn proud. the iconic scene where she walked through mccann with the octopus painting and a cigarette hanging out of her mouth was just everything. 

-i really didn’t like stan at first, but he grew on me. mostly i’m just a hopeless romantic, so i was very, very happy when he and peggy ended up together.

-i didn’t hate abe, but i was VERY relieved when they broke up

-poor, poor michael ginsberg. i hope that man gets some help. that’s really all i have to say. 

-pete campbell falling down the stairs made me laugh for like an hour because he just sucks so much. he did NOT deserve trudy. also vincent kartheiser is DAMN lucky he has good hair, because shaving his hairline is a serious gamble.

-pete is such a shitbag. i’m so sorry. i just dislike him so much. i remember watching the second season and thinking if he and peggy ended up together, matthew weiner was going to be the recipient of a very angry letter lmao

-did he have *some* growth? kind of. does that mean trudy made the right decision to go with him to kansas? mmmmm probably not.

-joan definitely grew on me. i did not like her at first, but her character arc was so damn satisfying. holloway harris productions? freaking incredible. her son is cute, she’s her own boss, and she doesn’t end up with someone controlling. we stan. 

-i really hope her lesbian roommate from the first season found a girlfriend. that poor girl pined for years, and hopefully she ended up with a girl that loved her

-i feel so bad for lane pryce. that man did not deserve what he thought he did. was it bad to steal from the company? of course. he did not need to kill himself, though. i was fr so upset. the man knocked out pete campbell, which clearly makes him the best. 

-the sheer giddiness that flooded my body when lane fired them all from the og sterling cooper was incredible. it was a great, great decision. 

-pete campbell can go to hell

-every time glen bishop appeared onscreen i was afraid. i just thought “oh my god, this bitch gonna grow up and become a serial killer.”

-watching sally grow up was so great. she was still so bratty up until henry told her that betty had cancer, but the second she knew, she was ready to be there for her family. she did also say some rather iconic things. i love kiernan shipka haha

-they got the cutest freaking babies to be on this show. especially tammy because her little cheeks were just so chubby and i loved herrrrrrr

-it really didn’t end the way i thought it would, but it makes sense. the hug between don and leonard was EXCELLENT

-i know this is so specific, but every once in a while there would be a shot that was just perfect. like the one at the end of season five where joan and sterling/cooper/campbell/draper were all standing facing the window on their second floor of the time life building— that was beautiful. sterling and cooper, the older generation, on one side, campbell and draper, the future, on the other, and joan in between them. truly, she was what held every single thing in that office together and i cannot get over how freaking incredible that shot is

-i didn’t really love betty and henry. every marriage has problems, but betty and both of her husbands had serious problems.

-speaking of marital problems, megan and don were a disaster. i was so confused when he proposed after having sex three (3) times and going on zero (0) dates????? donald what the fuck

-i loved ken cosgrove’s tap dancing, i didn’t love ken cosgrove. i do feel bad for what he went through w the jaguar account (and also in general), but he was kind of a bitch in the earlier seasons

-i did not care for harry crane or paul kinsey. sorry bout it

-i hope kitty romano finds someone who can love her the way they’re supposed to. i do think sal loved kitty platonically, though. honestly though it would have been excellent if kitty was a lesbian and they were just married to avoid questions. i mean, obviously they weren’t, but i would have LOVED to see that storyline

-megan was a very interesting character. she was just so childish. she was very sweet (mostly) and i think don kind of fucked her over emotionally (like definitely in every way except financially, but like... i have a feeling that she’ll never be the same because of him)

-also marie calvet straight-up taking all of don’s living room furniture was so funny

-i do not like roger sterling either. he cheated on both mona and jane!! sure, maybe he didn’t love them, but what gives, dude? we don’t stan.

-also he did blackface, which is a big yikes from me. yeah, it was the sixties, but also fuck that shit.

-another thing about don is that this man’s libido is just fucking WILD. i mean, he has no goddamn shame.

-fucking his secretary? did it at least twice, married one of them. his child’s teacher? great! he’ll be over soon! his neighbor’s wife? all good until sally catches them. his quasi-niece is maybe 22? he’d hit that!

-seriously, he just doesn’t care at all and it’s fascinating.

-when ida blankenship died it was like... but you did this... for what? watching them roll her fuckin body out of the office covered in the afghan during a meeting was actually quite funny though

-every so often my brain will just go “sterling cooper draper pryce cutler gleason and chaough.” that’s not a thought. sorry lol

-also they fucking took it off of netflix so now i can’t rewatch it! mean as hell, netflix, mean as hell.

-in conclusion: fuck peter dyckman campbell.

[eyos-interlude]

blink-182 + Green Day = Every playlist I ever made in sixth grade

@turbo-0​ this made me astral project into my mcr phase and I feel like a clown for distancing myself from greenday???? They’re FIRE. I taught myself how to twerk to welcome to the black parade cuz i couldn’t sleep 🤡.

here’s the link!!

the list of songs are under the cut!!

i also may or may not have listened to this song on repeat for ten hous straight :)

All The Small Things - blink-182

American Idiot - Green Day

The Ballad of Mona Lisa - Panic! At The Disco i still know every word to this song

Basket Case - Green Day 

Caught in the Middle - Paramore I LOVE PARAMORE I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THEM AAAH

Champagne - Sugarcult

Check Yes, Juliet - We The Kings

Coming Clean - Green Day 

crushcrushcrush - Paramore

Dance, Dance - Fall Out Boy

Dear Maria, Count Me In - All Time Low igotyourpictuuuurei’mcomingwithyouuuudearmariacountmeeeiiinn

Face Down - The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

Famous Last Words - My Chemical Romance when i seeee her lying next to meee, with the words i thought i’d never seee

Gives You Hell - The All-American Rejects 

Helena - My Chemical Romance 

Holiday / Boulevard of Broken Dreams - Green Day

I Miss You - blink-182

I’m Just a Kid - Simple Plan

I’m Not Okay (I Promise) - My Chemical Romance

In Too Deep - Sum 41

Lifestyles of the Rich & Famous - Good Charlotte yesss bitch

Lying Is The Most Fun a Girl Can Have - Panic! At The Disco

Mama - My Chemical Romance

Misery Business - Paramore

Monsters - All Time Low & blackbear

Move Along - The All-American Rejects

Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na) - My Chemical Romance

Send Her To Heaven - The All-American Rejects

Sober - blink-182

Stacy’s Mom - Fountains of Wayne 

Sugar, We’re Goin Down - Fall Out Boy truly iconic

Teenagers - My Chemical Romance

That’s What You Get - Paramore

This Ain’t A Scene, It’s An Arms Race - Fall Out Boy

Thnks fr the Mmrs - Fall Out Boy autocorrect was being a BITCH when i was trying to type the title.

Wake Me up When September Ends - Green Day

Weightless - All Time Low

Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance

You Know What They Do to Guys Like Us in Prison - My Chemical Romance FAVE SONG OF THE PLAYLISTS

here’s the link again!!

this playlist is ICONIC

[fiercestpurpose]

I listened to Pretty. Odd. today and it reminded me that I do in fact have opinions on P!atD, so here they are:

A Fever You Can’t Sweat Out - Probably their best album. Definitely the one where Brendon’s voice sounds the best/most interesting. Home to some truly iconic lines, even if they’re all permeated with a vague sense of misogyny. They had a sound and a style and they went for it.

Pretty. Odd. - This album sounds nothing like the first one. I guess I’ll give them points for that, it’s a bold move, and it’s not a bad album. Let he who has not had a breakdown to “Northern Downpour” throw the first stone. I do like the stories developed in the songs.

Vices and Virtues - I think of this as the definitive Panic! album; the “Ballad of Mona Lisa” music video is my first memory of the band. Set a new sound for the band (and even if it’s played out now, it was a good sound then). Please put the bonus tracks on Spotify, I need them.

Too Weird to Live, Too Rare to Die! - Probably my favourite album. I can’t really say anything in defense of that position except that I like it.

The Brendon solo albums - Kinda just boring??? Death of a Bachelor is better than Pray for the Wicked, and they both have a couple of catchy songs, but overall, not the best things done under the Panic! name.

[chinquix]

─ ✧ 8 PEOPLE I’D LIKE TO KNOW BETTER ✧ ─

thanks for tagging me @dromaeocore :^D !

favorite colours: yes i like all of them (baby leaf green & fairy wren blue are high on my list right now though!!)

last song i listened to: i was cranking out a 90s playlist for felix’s birthday, which means it was Probably, fantastically, wonderwall

fave musicians: this ones gotta be bullet-pointed, sorry

yeasayer (CHEFS KISS...i truly go wild for the amazing transition from Daughters Of Cain into I Am Chemistry - please try and engineer that yourself by using some kind of streaming service because it is Worth It - and who can forget my all-time favourite songs Silly Me and Ambling Alp. slight disclaimer for their music videos though; theres a Lot of body horror and general unpleasantness for some reason?? which is why i’ve just linked audio here)

django django (Born Under Saturn owns my life, and you can frequently catch me wiggling along to Shake & Tremble or Swimming At Night)

glass animals (Pools, Youth & everything else on How To Be A Human Being)

everything everything (I lost my mind to spring/sun/winter/dread the first time i heard it, plus Desire and Can’t Do are Bops)

tom rosenthal & cosmo sheldrake (a similar vibe to each other; try Us, Wriggle, Go Solo, Come Along, and the delightful collaboration that is Swarm Swamp Swim)

susanne sundfør (Fade Away and oh my god Delirious...ooughhH shes SO GOOD)

agnes obel (spooky & atmospheric, Riverside is a must)

dorian electra (MY GENDER ICON TBH.....Flamboyant is how i want to be like please give me every one of those outfits)

kishi bashi (I Am The Antichrist To You is an old favourite of mine, and his cover of This Must Be The Place is a more recent one...i cry)

lemon demon oh my god i almost forgot (PLEASE listen to Touch-Tone Telephone, and if like me you’re a fan of british cryptids Eighth Wonder isn’t to be missed)

la roux (you thought Bulletproof was a jam, wait ‘til you hear her new stuff - hello International Woman Of Leisure)

marika hackman (Cinnamon’s a classic, I’m Not Where You Are is gr8)

then we’ve got ABBA, bastille, miike snow, years & years, janelle monae, vampire weekend, muse, the broadway cast of Cats, studio killers, the derevolutions, WHAM!, the orion experience, and much more! literally...so much more...

fave song: most of them are mentioned already oops!! but i do love me some 80s and/or cheesy Sing Along At The Top Of Your Longs hits (oh i love them So Much), for example blue monday, mad world (far superior to the gary jules version in my humble opinion what i stole from my dad), tainted love, i think we’re alone now, our house, stand and deliver, saturday night’s alright (the rocketman version), smalltown boy, word up, good old-fashioned lover boy, 9 to 5, and anything you might hear at a 90s school disco on a summer evening

last film watched: hmm felix and i rewatched the original dark crystal the other night! OH NO WAIT we just watched main hoon na!!! it’s a bollywood film about a 30yo man going undercover as a student to find his secret brother and i Sincerely recommend it

last tv show watched: Next In Fashion......i love angelo and minju (we’re behind though please dont spoil it!!!!)

sweet, spicy, or savory: sweet or spicy!! except i bought ‘‘‘mania’‘ flavoured noodles the other day which was perhaps a step too far in the spiciness direction

sparkling water, tea, or coffee: feed me sparkling water and im your enemy for life. ive got into herbal teas recently thanks to felix (chamomile is a suprisingly great stand-in for my anxiety meds), and i’ll drink coffee if its a chai latte or is 50% flavoured syrup!

pets: we have fish!! guppies, platys and a bristle-nosed catfish! their names are kitty (catfish); sprite, slimeboy, little goth man, pheasant, throckmorton (guppies); mr mustachio, sunrise, polka, jacob twilight (platys); medium baby, little baby, & tiny baby/baby baby (baby platys)

phew!! so i’m gonna tag @timelordsandkittens @fatalcookies @autumnimagining @wynought @the-omega-jojo @poolghoul @bloodwritesflight and u h h h the 8th person is...anyone else who wants to have a go :’^) (no pressure if i’ve tagged you and you’d rather not though !)

[fabuloustrash05]

Courting A Salamandrian

Chapter List

Summary: Raphael has been dating his girlfriend Mona Lisa for a few years now and has never been happier. His life with her is perfect and doesn’t want anything to change, but when Mona asks him about their future, Raph decides that he’s ready to take their relationship to the next level. Follow the story of Raphael and Mona Lisa’s courtship!

Word Count: 1732

Warning: Some minor language.

Authors Notes: This is my first every fanfic and it’s based of a dream I had. I got inspired by this dream and some friends encouraged me to write it so I did! Hope you enjoy! Also check out the fic on my Wattpad! :3

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Chapter 1: What Is Marriage?

The New York City lights combined with the stars from the summer night sky, making the big city shine like a beautiful jewel. A blanket was spread out atop of a city skyscraper. Raphael and Mona Lisa were lying together side by side, participating in one of their favorite hobbies, star gazing. Admiring the breathtaking view is Raphael’s favorite part, and the starry night sky gives Mona Lisa a taste of home. The couple was quiet. Nothing but their gentle breathing, and the sound of the city. 

“It’s beautiful tonight,” Raph said, breaking their silence.

“I agree,” said Mona “There are so many stars out tonight. The sky is so clear, I can even see the Third Moon of Thalos from here.”

“The what?”

Mona giggled, “That’s the ice planet where we first met.”

“Oh yeah, one of the only good things that happened to me when I was in space.” Raph looks at Mona and winks at her. She giggles. 

Raph wonders, “So, how are you able to tell which planet is which?”

“I used to study constellations and planet locations in my spare time back on my home planet.”  

“Wow...Do you see any other planets?”

“I can see Salamandria.” Mona says as she points to the night sky, “It's that little light blue star, right there.”

“Mona?”

“Yes, my love?”

“Do you ever miss your home?”

She shrugs, “Sometimes, but I’ve been on Earth for so long now. Bonded with your friends and family. There are times I forget about Salamandria. I feel at home here. Your planet is so much more different from mine. It’s strange to me, but I enjoy it.”

“Strange? Like how?”

“The stars, for example,” she says as she lifts herself up. She sits up as she continues, “They look so different here compared to the view on my planet. It was hard for me to identify the constellations for a while, but I think that is my favorite thing about Earth. I love how different your planet is compared to mine.”

Raph joins Mona and sits by her side. He looks at his girlfriend and gives her his iconic smirk that she loves so much.

“I always thought I was your favorite thing about Earth,” he teases.

Mona giggles, “You are, my love. I just admire the view. It’s breathtaking.” 

“Yeah, it is. I remember when my brothers and I first came up to the surface. We were so amazed by the city with the lights and the open space, there were times we didn’t want to go back to the sewers.” Raph takes a slow breath, “God, it feels like a century since that happened.”

Mona places her hand on Raph’s shoulder, “That must have been awful, being isolated underground your whole life.”

“Nah, it wasn’t that bad. Besides the shitty smell, it was fine. You get used to it after a while. And besides, we had each other and we found ways to pass the time, like training or playing old video games that we found.”

The couple stayed silent again, returning to watch the sky. 

Raph looked at the Salamandrian as she sat next to him watching the stars. Her yellow eyes, sparkling brighter than the northern star, made his heart beat fast. He couldn’t believe how lucky he was to have a woman like her in his life. His life was perfect with her and he didn’t want that to change. 

“I must say, Raphael,” said Mona, continuing the conversation, “your planet is so fascinating with its customs and traditions.” 

Raph looks at his girlfriend, “Like how?”

“Your holidays for instance.” She says “Having a celebration about an overweight gentleman in red clothing that gives you gifts, or how one night a year you demand to have complete strangers give you candy by scaring them.” 

Raphs chuckles at her comment, “You seem to like those holidays when we celebrate them with our friends.”

“Oh yes, I do. They are very enjoyable, but they have strange concepts.”

Raph shrugged, “Yeah, I’ll agree with you on that.”

Mona continued, “But the one thing that caught my interest is the event that happened between a couple I saw earlier today.”

He looks at her confused, “What event?”

“You didn’t notice the male give that gift to his partner? It caught my attention.”

Raph slowly shakes his head, giving Mona a confused look.

“He gave her a piece of jewelry for her finger. The two seemed to make a big deal about it -- even the people around them were overjoyed, which is strange because when you gave me that pink scarf, no one seemed to be that happy. Then he asked her to ‘marry him’. This action surprised me...”

“Oh, I know what your talking about. The guy was proposing to his girlfriend. It is something you do on earth if you want to get married.”

Mona slightly tilts her head in confusion, “Married? What’s that? Is it like a duel?”

“What? No-”

“Did that man not challenge his love to a battle?” 

“No, he didn’t.”

“Then what is it?” 

Raph could tell Mona was getting more annoyed and confused with this topic. Has she not seen a proposal before? She did say her planet was different from his. 

“Mona, do you… not know what marriage is?” Raph asked.

“Such a term does not exist on my planet.”

“Then how does… umm… dating work on your planet?” Raph asked, being unsure with how to phrase his question.

Mona was confused to why Raphael was asking her a question about relationships all of a sudden. Even he seemed unsure with the question. She paused for a moment to think over her answer then looked at Raph, “Well, to start, the term ‘dating’ is uncommon. You don’t have boyfriends or girlfriends, like how we label each other on your planet, you get chosen for a suitor.”

“So it’s like a match making deal?”

“If that’s how you put it, then yes. You're ‘match made’ with who they believe would be your perfect mate. That’s how my parents met.”

“Did…Did you have a suitor?” Raph asked cautiously.

“....Yes. Three.”

“Three?!”

Mona noticed the shock and slight disappointment in his eyes and quickly stated,

“But they never lasted! I wanted something similar to what my parents had and none of them offered me that. G’throkka always told me they had a beautiful romance full of trust and equality, which is rare since most of the time when two salamandrains are match up they treat it as a business deal. But my parents truly loved each other.”

“I thought Sal was your father?”

Mona laughs at Raph’s confusion “No, Raphael. He’s not. He was more of a mentor and a guardian for me.”

“If you don’t mind me asking,” Raph said “W-what happened to your parents?”

At that moment Mona’s smile disappears. “I guess I never did tell you about them, haven’t I?” She looks down and closes her eyes. She took a deep breath. She opened her eyes and said, strongly holding back tears “They were killed in a battle against the Triceratons.”

Raph notice his girlfriend’s pain. He brings Mona Lisa into his arms and gently hugs her.

A few tears began to flow down her cheek “I-I was a child when it happened…” 

“...I’m sorry…” he said softly, regretting asking the question.

“Don’t be.” Wiping away her tears she continues, “After their passing, G’throkka took me in and raised me as his own. He was the one who trained my parents, so he decided to train me as well. As you know, I joined the military and as time passed I eventually became his lieutenant,” Raph stayed quiet and let the lieutenant continued. “When my suitors left, G’throkka said I was ‘too intimidating’ and ‘too independent’ for them or how I didn’t fit the males’ idea for a perfect mate.” She slightly chuckles. “I guess you could say I scared my suitors away.” 

Raph place his hand on her cheek and looked her in the eyes, “Well, I think you’re perfect. You’re confident, beautiful, and you kick ass in a fight.” Raph’s comment makes Mona Lisa giggle as her cheeks begin to turn a blush red. He continues, “No other woman can match up to you. You are my idea for a perfect mate.” 

Mona’s heart felt as if it was about to burst from her chest. She’s not used to him saying such sweet things to her. At that moment, he pulled her to him, their noses touch, and soon the turtle and salamander share a quick soft kiss. They part and smile at one another.

“Raphael, may I ask you something?” She says softly.

“Yeah, Mona?”

“I’m still confused. This ‘marriage’ concept that goes on between two humans on your planet, what’s its purpose?”

Raph’s face begins to blush. Unsure on how to answer Mona’s question. 

“Well… marriage on my planet is a… I guess you could say a tradition for people who are in love. It’s when two people who love each other very much decide to commit to their relationship. Officially-”

“So it's similar to finding your perfect mate?” Mona asks quickly, interrupting Raph.

“Um, yeah. If that how you want to put it. Getting married is like a sign that a couple trusts each other, respects one another, cares for the other, and, well, truly love each other.” 

“I see. If that's want that couple wants to do then I’m happy for them.” Mona says smiling as she lifts her head up proudly.

Raph smiles “Yeah, I’m happy for them to, even though I don’t know them...”

Mona looks at Raph “Marriage sounds wonderful.”

Raph shrugs, “I guess it is.”

Raph lies back on the blanket on top of the roof’s concrete ground. Mona joins him with her head resting on his plastron. His left arm was wrapped around her waist as the other rests behind his head. They continue watching the stars once again, seeing them sparkle above them. Despite the somewhat obnoxious sounds of the city, being in each other’s company made it truly a peaceful night for the couple.

“Raphael?” Mona says while still resting on her boyfriend’s chest, “May I ask you one more question?”

“Sure, what is it?”

Still looking at the stars in the night sky, Mona asks “Are we married?”

~~~~~

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(For some dumb reason the tags weren’t working for some, I’m sorry)

Thank you for all the support 💕 Chapter 2 is in the works! ;)

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BEAU!

Dude, I just love Beau so much. I feel like anything I may say has already been said by someone else, but here goes anyway:

let’s start with beau’s character design. that undercut? perfection. Her abs? truly spectacular. The jade tattoo? iconic. her mona lisa smile, like you KNOW that she either knows something she shouldn’t or she’s about to uncover something that will wreck your whole world? amazing.

also, and this has been said, but has there ever been a better finder? like, marisha has always been smart, always been good at figuring out the inner workings of things in these campaigns, and beau is just a perfect character for her to explore that side of herself with! She’s so smart! and she’s always had that thirst for knowledge, and beau finally getting to develop that–

and i’m so behind on the episodes so i haven’t seen the one where beau goes back home and talks to her dad, but just, the fact that for so long, she had these dreams of going out, seeing the world, and her dad shut that down? and then when she runs away from the cobalt reserve, they not only don’t drag her back, kicking and screaming, but they give her the freedom and training to find the truth, to uncover secrets, to see more of the world than she ever thought she would in her dreams of becoming a travelling salesman for her dad–

and then the way she’s built these amazing relationships with the mighty nein, and each one is just so different, and yet they are all so founded in this understanding of who beau is, and this love for her as she is, and not as someone she should be…

just thinking back to her very first line, how she said she’s ‘not used to things turning out well,’ and then how much she GREW and HOPED, and then when she saw her dad again and that all felt like it was crashing around her ears, and her falling back into her old patterns of thought, because why should she hope for anything more, really, when it was all going to end badly anyway? but THIS time, she’s not alone. it’s not like when her dad dragged her back home, or when he sent her away, or even when she left the cobalt and they gave her the tools to continue her journey, but didn’t ask her to come back. This time she has a family that says, ‘please don’t go.’ she has people that WANT her. and they’re not holding her against her will, they’re just extending their arms and and letting her make the decision to finally stay somewhere.

and it’s just. it’s so good. she’s so good.

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Globe, March 16

Cover: Coronavirus Destorying the World 

Page 2: Up Front & Personal -- Liev Schreiber on a scooter, Salma Hayek smoking a cigarette, Jon Voight 

Page 3: Carnie Wilson, Vinny Guadagnino, Busy Philipps 

Page 4: Angelina Jolie may be worth millions on paper but she is struggling to pay her bills despite wringing every penny she can from ex Brad Pitt, desperate Ben Affleck begs Jennifer Garner  to reunite 

Page 5: Cash-strapped American Chopper star Paul Teutul Sr.’s bank account has taken another hit after he’s been ordered to pay $260,000 to a photographer for using his artwork without permission, John Oates of Hall & Oates says he bedded thousands of women in the ‘70s 

Page 6: Rolling Stones super groupie Anita Pallenberg held seances to contact the dead and was crazy for vampires and spells and dark arts, Jane Seymour plans to wed for the fifth time to her beau of six years British director David Green before she turns 70 next year 

Page 7: Engelbert Humperdinck is happy after a cutting-edge acupuncture treatment miraculously sparked his Alzheimer’s-stricken wife into remembering and speaking again, Lee Majors has zero sympathy for ailing home-wrecker Ryan O’Neal and Lee will never forgive Ryan for stealing Farrah Fawcett, freaked-out fans are slamming a hologram of Whitney Houston that is hitting the road for an international tour 

Page 8: Disgraced Prince Andrew’s feeble denials about bedding one of pedophile pal Jeffrey Epstein’s underage sex slaves are crumbling as new witnesses and explosive tapes surface blasting his alibi to bits 

Page 10: U.S. planes battle UFO invaders -- the U.S. Navy is covering up a secret shooting war with UFOs that an expert claims has led to no-holds-barred air battles with casualties on both sides 

Page 11: John Tesh nearly pulled the plug on himself while he battled cancer but his wife Connie Sellecca saved him, after barely cheating death in a terrifying fireball crash that some experts thought would end his racing career gutsy NASCAR star Ryan Newman has vowed to drive again 

Page 12: Celebrity Buzz -- Adam Sandler walks his dog, Carrie Ann Inaba was raised in the paradise of Hawaii but she says her childhood was straight out of hell, Pete Davidson got the last laugh on comic Louis C.K. after Louis ratted him out to SNL boss Lorne Michaels about his pot smoking but then news broke of Louis’ sexual misconduct, Amy Schumer is determined to give son Gene a sibling despite the odds, Mandy Moore is tuning up a TV series about her teen queen years as a pop star 

Page 13: Jenna Bush Hager lost her phone on the subway and it was returned, David Letterman gives $20 to a homeless man, Rachael Ray at a Miami food fest, Meg Ryan grocery shopping

Page 14: Margot Robbie uses a simple no-nonsense approach to landing her Once Upon a Time in Hollywood role as Sharon Tate -- she just wrote to Quentin Tarantino and asked, Rainn Wilson has landed a role in the new Amazon series The Power based on the novel by Naomi Alderman, Fashion Verdict -- Brie Larson 4/10, Meghan Trainor 1/10, Janelle Monae 3/10, Linda Thompson 8/10, Jaimie Alexander 2/10 

Page 16: Martha Stewart packs on 47 lbs. after dating disasters, Placido Domingo whines he’s truly sorry for his pervy antics as a serial sex harasser and abuser

Page 17: Convicted rape fiend Harvey Weinstein to die in jail hell in Rikers Island

Page 19: 10 Things You Don’t Know About Aaron Paul, Kelly Ripa says she and husband Mark Consuelos will be totally naked at all times after their youngest kid leaves for college, singing as a kid helped Mary J. Blige survive tough times 

Page 20: True Crime 

Page 24: Cover Story -- Doomsday is here -- coronavirus creating chaos as plague races around the world -- financial markets in ruins as nations close borders and ban public events 

Page 27: Health Report 

Page 38: Rod Stewart is the world’s stingiest person according to a British TV broadcaster 

Page 44: Straight Talk -- Face it, Wendy Williams -- you’ve become a nip/tuck nut 

Page 45: Brad Pitt’s mom keeps nagging him to reunite with ex-wife Jennifer Aniston, The Flash hunk Rick Cosnett has come out of the closet, Hugh Jackman is close to sealing a $15 million deal to play disco icon Barry Gibb in an upcoming Bee Gees biopic and he sees it as the role of a lifetime