#on:discord

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Crown’s messenger

Today at 4:13 pm CST a person calling themself Crown’s messenger, later saying their name is “Prince”, joined a discord made for this arg. (Crown being the name we chose for the person running the if-the-crown-fits blogs). This claim was confirmed:

[redacted]: "yo did you send a messenger to our server"

Crown: “yes"

Crown: “they did their job, yes?”

[redacted]: “yes”

Crown: “Good. I expected nothing less from Prince.”

[after asking if we should communicate with crown through prince or if asking directly was fine]

Crown: "Preferably, you should communicate through Prince. This conversation is an exception.”

So, here are the messages Prince sent so far:

“Hello :) I’m a messenger for the one you call the crown. He's asked me to check on your progress.“

[[redacted]: “can you answer me”]

“As I said, I’m a messenger. I don't plan on staying long. He appreciates your efforts more than you know. He's glad to consider you a part of the family :)”

[[redacted]: “I MEANT ABOUT THE CHICEKN NUGGETS”]

“Chicken nuggets? They're alright, I suppose“

(we asked very important questions)

[fetch: “I don't think we've figured out much, we've mainly been archiving things that Crown has posted. We know he wants to give Ranboo a big happy family, but we don't know what that entails really.”]

“He will reveal a more detailed plan soon. For now, continue growing what you have. Watch everything carefully.“

[spectral: “how did he get this?”]

“There was a link on tumblr, was there not?“

[fetch: “We can do that. Is there anything you can or would like to tell us?”]

“I can tell you that Crown thinks you are doing a wonderful job, and wishes only the best for our family. Great things are coming. Be patient.“

“I need to go for now, but I'll stick around here. You never know when Crown will have a message for you all. Keep the screenshots. I don't plan on deleting my messages.“

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not a day goes by that I don’t think about this video

[oddluver]

“Persistent.” Duckie Q is stubborn...man just can’t cook. I take it back. Fuck the air fryer tho. 

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Discord pt 6

“Just dropping in quickly to pass on a message from Baron! He had a lot of fun today, and he hopes you guys like him :)”

[jay: “Hey prince! We had a lot of fun too :) Tell Baron we say hi and we think he's cool“]

“Understood! :)”

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Discord pt 7

[Earlier, Crown edited something onto the google doc he has asked not to be screenshotted and posted where Prince can see it. They saw some of it in the image channel before we saw his request.]

“Oh...Um... I shouldn't...I shouldn't be here...“

[fetch: “Prince, I think you need to leave <:[”]

“Ok...“

[fetch: “I'm sorry, I'm only trying to help by saying that. Crown said some thing he didn't want you to know, and we don't want you to get punished if you do know.,“]

“I see...“

[fetch: “Yeah, we just want to make sure you're okay. If Crown doesn't want you seeing things, it's best you don't see them.“]

“Crown doesn't usually keep things from me, but if he thinks it's best, I guess...“

[[Redacted]: “Know that we do care for you okay? Stay safe out there Prince”]

“Thank you :)“

[fetch: “If you're ever having trouble, you can talk to me :] My dms are always open“]

“Ok :)“

“Crown wants you all to know how excited he is about how big our family has gotten! he told me we've reached almost 900 people through the blog alone :)”

[boo!: “You & everyone else deserve all the clout Prince!! that's amazing :D /gen”]

“We couldn't have done it without your help!”

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Discord pt 5

“Crown has a new hint for you“

[megan/echo: “Thank you for telling us!”]

“:) He says one of them has already revealed themselves. You just have to find them.“

[boo!: “Thank you for the info Prince :)”]

“Of course! Just doing my job!“

[dragon_whisperer: “Would you happen to know where the Countess hangs out?”]

“Good job! The Countess will be entertaining you on tiktok :) Crown thought you all might like that account to be a little more active, so he brought a new member of the family on board“

[fetch: “Prince, where exactly is Crown finding these new family members?”]

“I..Uh.. Don't know, if I'm being honest... I don't remember how Baron or I met Crown. I don't think I've met the Countess, but Crown speaks highly of her.“

[fetch: “Countess does seem very nice! Do you know their pronouns?”]

“Crown uses female pronouns for her :)“

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Discord pt 2

[boo: “ohhhhh okay they ARE an askblog now /hj"]

“Only while Crown is unavailable. When he returns, Baron and I will step back and the askbox will close :)”

[[Redacted]: “Does he know that you have it open lmao?”]

“Of course. We spoke earlier today about it. I wouldn't do something like this without his permission.“

[[Redacted]: “Then why do you have to close it when he comes back?“]

“Crown would prefer not to answer asks and direct messages himself. It's nothing against any of you, of course. It's just a matter of him feeling he may not be able to reach all of you if things grow big enough, so he'd prefer to entrust the job to Baron and I.”

[fetch: “Is Baron going to talk to us through here? Or will it be just you?”]

“Just me. Baron wishes to remain solely on the blog.”

[NoobsomeExagerjunk: “Howdy! Would the time come wherein Crown will need more than just you and Baron?”]

“Perhaps. Crown will likely choose another person he is close to, but for now myself and Baron should suffice.”

[fetch: “Just for the sake of being polite,, What are Baron's pronouns?”]

“He/him :)“

“I should get going. It was good speaking with you all :) Have to keep an eye on Crown's blog for now, but I’ll try to return soon, okay?”

“Crown has asked me to inform you that there were a couple mistakes on the document, and that he's fixed them :)“

[The document is a google docs file we use to compile all information about the blog. He merely corrected some information/translations.]

[Prince sent more messages, but for brevity only more relevant ones are going to be compiled from now on!]

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Discord pt 3

[The fallout of the last twitter and tumblr posts]

“I don't understand... He said you guys were meant to smile...“

“He told me you'd all be happy...Why did he go and do that? :(“

[NoobsomeExagerjunk: “Are you in agreement with whatever Crown is doing?“]

“I..don't know. He told me he was trying to help Ranboo. He promised. Is this how he's helping him?“

[Ethan: “What did he do to Ranboo?”]

“I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know.”

“I just wanted to help...”

[Kriss_McKinnon: “I was looking for clarity, prince, but now i fear i will never find it.”]

“I'm sorry... I thought I was helping Ranboo...”

[NoobsomeExagerjunk: “Is Crown nice to you? if you're not okay you have to let us know. We're trying to help Ranboo as much as you are.”]

“Of course, he's always been nice to me. But I saw the things he posted. And you guys were talking about the tweets. Crown isn't responding to my messages. I just don't understand what happened. Everything was fine an hour ago and now I don't know what's going on..“

“No no no no no no no no nononononononono no no no no no no no no nononononononono no no no no no no no no nononononononono“

[After this, Crown took over Prince’s discord account]

“So this is what your little discord looks like?“

“Prince is going to be gone for a little while. They had the nerve to insult our family.“

“Hmm. Happy?”

“Of course I can speak English :)”

“I just find it easier to speak in Ender.“

“Prince is safe. I'm simply taking over until they can learn to behave.“

“Prince will come around eventually. You can all wait until then, I’m sure.“

“I am not Dream, but I do know him“

“Of course Dream was kind to me. I haven't seen him in a while, though. Sam won't allow it.”

[Syd: “How often did you see Dream before Sam stopped the visits?”]

“As often as I could. We had plans. I'm still trying to work on them.“

[Kriss_McKinnon: “And you expect us to trust you? you said you were helping Ranboo!”]

“I am!”

“It's getting late. I suspect you might be seeing Prince tomorrow, if they've learned their lesson by then. I need to leave. You all get some rest. Goodness knows you'll need it.“

[While Crown was in control, this was the accounts name and profile picture:]

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Discord pt 4

[Prince is back!]

”Hello everyone :)”

[◈Madame Raeva◈: “Good morning Prince are you okay?”]

“I'm ok.”

[boo!: “Hi Prince, what happened?”]

“Nothing happened. Everything is fine :)“

[-Space: “That's good Prince, we have been thinking about you lately”]

“Oh, that's nice of you“

[-Space: “Is our job to look for you and Crown, we have to make sure everything is fine :)”]

“Everything is fine :)“

[◈Madame Raeva◈: “Whats the last thing you remember? Just asking”]

“Oh, um, I remember letting you guys know crown was going to post something nice about you, and then I had to leave. Why?“

[-Space: “You sure? Lately things don't seem fine and we have been worrying a lot..”]

“Everything is fine“

[NoobsomeExagerjunk: “Just checking on you. Crown said you said nasty things about us. Is this true?”]

“Crown said that? He must have just been joking or something :) I like you guys. You're really nice to me.“

[dragon_whisperer: “It seemed like there was an issue between you and Crown. Do you remember anything about that?”]

“I don't remember crown and I fighting or anything...”

[NoobsomeExagerjunkToday: “Well, let's think about happy things! We're a happy fam, right fam? : )”]

“Yeah! :)“

[dragon_whisperer: “He was talking about disciplining someone...That wasn't you?”]

“I..Uh..“

[fetch: “Oh goodness I wake up and so many things are happening! Hello Prince, what's going on this morning?”]

“Oh, hello! Everything is fine :)“

[fetch: “Ah, great to hear :] If anyone is giving you trouble don't hesitate to let me or another admin know!”]

“Ok :) Are you all excited to meet Baron today?“

[fetch: “Oh, yeah! If Baron is anything like youz I'm sure we'll all love him! :]”]

“I'm glad to hear it :)“

“I'm looking through some of the other chats... What happened while I was gone...?“

[oyasumibasil: “Are you aware that Crown was on your discord account earlier?”]

“Oh. Crown came here? That...I don't remember that...“

[-Space: “We have..been hearing stuff about Crown, we kinda thought he killed you but we are glad you are safe and sound :)”]

“Crown would never hurt me... He's always been so nice to me :)“

[NoobsomeExagerjunkToday: “We don't wanna overwhelm you; the safety of our family rests in the safety of its members, yours included @prince.”]

“Aw, thank you :)“

[NoobsomeExagerjunkToday: “Do you and Crown go way back?”]

“I mean, we haven't known each other for forever, but since I met him he's always been nice to me :)“

[fetch: “How did you and Crown meet?”]

“It's funny, I... I don't remember...“

[NoobsomeExagerjunkToday: “Do you have any other friends besides Crown? Actually, tell us more about Baron! Are you two close?”]

“Oh! Baron and I have known each other for a long time! We met when we were kids, and he's really nice :)“

[fetch: “...Oh. That's a strange thing to forget, isn't it?”]

“Is it...I don't..Um...“

[fetch: “Okay, so... I have a question, Prince. It might seem odd. What exactly are you and Baron? Most humans don't use Enderspeak, haha :]”]

“Oh, Crown taught us!“

[fetch: “I'm not trying to make you feel bad, Prince! I’m sorry if I came across as that, it was just... Strange to me is all.”]

“It's ok. I'm fine :) Oh, I have to go! Crown says he needs me for something :) I'll try to be back later, okay?“

[After this, Crown edited the google document:]

“See? Much more well-behaved than last night”

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fetch’s DMs with Prince

[Date: 19/02, 05.28 AM - 19/02, 05.38 AM GMT]

[This conversation happened before the start of Discord pt 11]

“What did he do that was so bad you guys are keeping it a secret from me?”

fetch: “He wiped your memory. You found out something that you shouldn't have, we don't know what exactly, and you defied him. You said you wanted to leave the happy family, and then the next morning you came on as though nothing had happened.

You were having a bit of a panic attack/meltdowns and i guess crown didn't like that. Im so fucking worried for you prince. I don't know what crown's plan entails but someone doesn't like it and you didn't like it at some point.

I'm so sorry if you get hurt again. I'm so so so sorry.”

“I..I don't understand... Crown wouldn't hurt me. Crown's my friend... He wouldn't do something like that...”

fetch: “ I don't know how much you can trust him. I don't know how much we can trust him. Just. Promise me you'll be careful.”

“I'll... try...”

fetch: “Again I'm so fucking sorry you have to deal with this. Just... Try to remember. Keep a book or a google doc, or something. I care about you, prince i really do.”

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Discord pt 11

[Date: 19/02, 05.34 AM - 19/02, 06.15 AM GMT]

fetch: “Guys I’m sorry I. I kinda cracked and told them.”

[Multiple panicked messages from everyone]

[No |Stars: “Prince???”]

“I'm... Still here...”

[Library/Ren: “fetch you’re gonna get Prince hurt”]

fetch: “Look you think I didn’t think about that? Prince is in danger either way its best there’s a chance they remember something.”

fetch: “Look guys Im sorry but if there’s any chance to give Prince a chance to fend for themselves then I think we should give it to them.”

[More discussion. People are trying to get Prince to write something]

[Crown edits the google doc]

WisMoth: “Crown. I figure you can see this. Please don't hurt Prince okay? We thought we were doing what was best. Fetch I ain't gonna let just you take the fall”

salem: “yeah fetch please do not deal alone“

[Redacted]: “it's all our fault, not just yours.“

fetch: “Telling Prince was my idea and mine alone. If Crown wants to punish me, then so be it”

“E v e r y t h i n g  i s  f i n e : )“

“M e l l o h i   i s   s u c h   a   p r e t t y   s o n g ,   d o n ' t   y o u   t h i n k ?”

[Context: Prince played Mellohi in the voicechat and then left]

[spectral || g3rmpy: “Sure is. Who are we talking to?”]

“P r i n c e ,   o f   c o u r s e : )”

[No |Stars: “Prince. You dont sound like yourself right now. Please give us a sign if youre safe”]

“E v e r y t h i n g   i s   f i n e.   C r o w n   i s   g o i n g  t o   t a k e   g o o d   c a r e   o f   m e : )”

[fetch: “Prince, if this is you then I'm sorry. If this is Crown, then how about you just dole out punishment to the naughty kid already?”]

“D o n ' t   b e   s o r r y : ) I ' m   s o   h a p p y   n o w.”

[spectral || g3rmpy: “I assume smile day is still happening, whoever you are?”]

“O f   c o u r s e : )”

[At this point, Prince’s username changed to “C R O W N”]

“This is what happens when you disobey direct orders. Do you understand?“

[spectral || g3rmpy: “We understand...”]

“Good. Don't. Let. It. Happen. Again.”

[fetch: “Crown. I'm the one you need to punish. Not Prince.”]

“I'm not punishing Prince. Prince is happier now. And they're going to stay that way for a very. Long. Time.”

[[Redacted]: “Happy families must allow room for independent thought. No family is happy without that. Hey Crown? Just know that if you're not gonna be more frank with your family, you're going to have a smaller, sadder one, if there's even going to be a family left. You don't want us to leave you.”]

“If you don't want to be a part of the family, fine. Leave.“

[Redacted]: “I will. Farewell! Choose people wisely.“

[kate [they/them]: “And yet, when someone tries to leave, you force them back.”]

“I made Prince what they are. After everything I've done for them, the least they can do is stay with us.”

“I'll give Prince back momentarily. Just know that if you mess things up again, well... There's going to be consequences.”

[After this, Prince returned and the username changed to “p r i n c e”.]

“Im tired... Im gonna go to sleep now, okay? :)“

“:)”

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Discord pt 24

[Date: 20/02, 5.03 AM - 20/02, 7.02 AM GMT]

[The reason for fetch turning into knight]

[”knight” is fetch and “page” is Maxwell; they had not changed their names yet at this point, but the screenshots were taken too late.]

fetch: “@Maxwell I am begging you for the love of God say no”

{Crown: “Does Maxwell truly wish to test god?”}

fetch: “You've caused one problem tonight”

{Crown: “You can blame Maxwell for this :)”}

Maxwell: “CROWNS DMINGME”

fetch: “Max what did you do.

Maxwell.”

kate: “Whatever they did, they’ll pay for it.”

[4:52 AM GMT]

{Crown: “YOU”}

[5:03 AM GMT]

{Crown: “DO YOU TRULY WISH TO TEST GOD?”}

{Maxwell: “Maybe....pissbaby”}

{Crown: “What ever happens here is on you”}

Mothbo: “MAXWELL”

Alasteret: “MAXWELL”

fetch: “MAXWELL.”

[5:25 AM GMT]

{Maxwell: “Because you can’t listen to what we’re trying to tell you, if you just listened to us things would be okay!}

{Crown: “You insult me, and you challenge me. Perhaps if you picked your fights better, you and the rest of the family needn’t deal with such things.”}

[5:33 AM GMT]

{Maxwell: “You bitch, I don’t care you’re the one who started this! You said you wanted to help Ranboo but I knew something was up with how secretive you were being it’s not my fault.}

[5:51 AM GMT]

{Crown: “You seem to forget I hear everything. Listen when they all tell you to stop.”}

{Crown: “They think I’d lose? How funny.”}

{Maxwell: “Look I just...I wanna know why you’re doing this? Why are you doing this to Prince...What did Prince find out...?”}

[Discord pt 22 starts simultaneously in the general channel now: fetch’s name has been changed to knight and they are unresponsive.]

Maxwell: “I DIDN’T DO IT I PROMISE I CALMED DOWN AND ASKED HIM IF HE COULD EXPLINA TO ME WHAT WAS HAPPENING AND THEN THIS HAPPENED”

[6:06 AM GMT]

{Maxwell: “What....what did you do...”}

{“:)”}

{Maxwell: “Is this your plan then...?

Make sure everyone is under your control...?”}

{“:)”}

[6:12 AM GMT]

{Crown: “:)”}

{Maxwell: “How did...how??? Fetch was one of the strongest of us...I don’t understand...”}

{Crown: “:)”}

{Maxwell: “Please I just...I wanna know why...”}

Maxwell: “I’m trying to get something but he won’t answer what’s going on what did he do”

[6:15 AM GMT]

{Crown: “:)”}

{Maxwell: “Predictable... You go for the one that cares for us like father almost... Get us where it hurts... I’m an idiot for not realizing that this is what you planned for...”}

Maxwell: “Crown answered me finally, not just a mile I think...”

Maxwell: “I’ll be back in a moment”

[6:22 AM GMT]

{Crown: “You wanted to test me. Perhaps now you’re learned the consequences of your actions :)”}

{Maxwell: “And what’s the supposed to do...None of us want to side with you anymore after what you did...I was always suspicious but this just confirms what I felt... “}

kate: “Max... ask him how I can become an actual part of the family.”

Maxwell: “I...won’t”

Maxwell: “I’m not letting anyone else get dragged into this”

Maxwell: “Fetch used to be the only one who could talk to crown, the only one he would answer

And now they’re gone and crowns actually talking to me...I have to take this chance”

Onyyxiii: “Please be careful with Crown, Max”

Maxwell: “I am...”

Maxwell: “im fine

its alright

he may have been able to get to fetch but ill be fine”

Captain Corvid: “you did call him a pissbaby”

Maxwell: “yes

ill be fine”

[6:46 AM GMT]

{Maxwell: “Why...Why am I the only one you’re answering? Why haven’t you talked to any of the others or in the discord....?”}

{Crown: “I think you know :)”}

{Maxwell: “What...? Do you mean?”}

Maxwell: “He said he’ll help fetch, he was like a dad to us all...you need him more than you need me and if this will bring him back then I’m gonna do it...”

[7:00 AM GMT]

{Maxwell: “I’m not going to be...

I’m fine...”}

{Crown: “:)}

{Maxwell: “Do you only plan to answer me if I speak in Ender...?”}

{Crown: “Would you like to put on the crown? You can be with your precious Fetch, then :)”}

{Maxwell: “What? But what about the others?!”}

{Crown: “They’ll come around eventually :) They all will. We’re going to be a happy family :)”}

{Maxwell: “Will... will it help Fetch? He was like a father to us all and the others need him...”}

{Crown: “Of course :) Just put on the crown and every thing will be fine :)”}

[7:01 AM GMT]

{Maxwell: “I’ll do it... for Fetch and the others...”}

{”Very good, little Page :)”}

{Maxwell: ”Page... I like that name... thank you...”}

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Discord Part 19

[Date: 20/02, 04.17 PM - 20/02, 04.24 GMT]

[Prince’s username and pfp changed.]

“...”

“...”

[Seven normal smiles, a wink, two normal smiles, another wink, then six more smiles]

“I’m

So

Happy :)”

“I'm so happy :) i'm so happy :) i'm so happy :)”

“I'm so happy :) i'm so happy :) i'm so happy :)”

[Everyone types :)]

“E v e r y t h i n g   i s   f i n e : )”

“E v e r y t h i n g    i s    f i n e : )” x6

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Discord pt 9

[Date: 19/02, 04.22 AM - 19/02, 05.01 AM GMT]

[Prince’s name at this point was “prince.”, screenshots were taken later]

[The conversation was cut into three posts because of its length.]

“Crown has a post going out later tonight on the blog, but he wants me to inform all of you that when smile day comes, you should greet Ranboo with (:👑 when he wakes up.”

[fetch: “Are you doing alright, Prince?”]

“Yes. Everything is fine :)”

“I am a little tired, but I am well.“

[kate: “Glad that you're doing well, Prince! Anything fun or interesting planned on your end tonight?”]

“I'm not sure :) If Crown has plans for me I’m sure he'll let me know!“

[No |Stars: “Just to make sure i have the date right, smile day is Saturday right?”]

“Yes :)”

[kate [they/them]: “Ah, that's fair! This might be a kind of out of left field question, but do you have any hobbies that you like to do? Like how I like drawing or writing. Do you have anything you ever do to just kind of unwind?”]

“Oh! I like to draw :)”

[kate [they/them]: “NICE! Are you a more traditional, pencil-and-paper kind of artist or do you prefer digital?”]

“Pencil and paper!“

[Corvid: “Prince! Do you have a favorite color? Mine’ yellow :)]

“Hmm. I think I like the color white!“

[spectral || g3rmpy: “Hey Prince! Just wondering chat is awfully crowded, won't our message get drowned out? :)]

“Not if there's enough of you! I’m sure it'll catch on if the family works together :)”

[syl/suri: “Are smiles allowed before smile day, or should we hold off on them?”]

“Of course they're allowed!“

[emuhlee: “And I’m sure it will, we don't want to disappoint Crown, now do we?”]

“Of course not! And I don't think we will :)”

[Alastair: “What is your favorite number”]

“I like the number 3  :)”

[fetch: “Do you know if crown is pleased with our progress thus far? Especially considering today, and the vc with Countess?”]

“He's very happy with how things are progressing! He just...He knows that some of you disagree with what he's trying to do, and he wants everyone to be united through the family. He's sad that some of you don't trust him.”

[Library/Ren: “I cant really make you guys do anything but maybe keep a few of your questions for later. At this rate we're gonna end up hurting prince with all the questions.”]

“It's okay. I'm fine :)”

[After spectral said her dms are always open to talk:]

“I appreciate all the offers of dms you send me, but you guys really don't need to :) I've got Baron and Crown!”

[spectral || g3rmpy: “alright i understand. but if you need anything we're here, alright? (:”]

“I understand! :)“

[emuhlee: “I'm glad you have them! It's good to know that you have each other. Helps build trust”]

“It does! I'm so glad I have them :)”

[No |Stars: “Asking again in case you didnt see it, what would happen if we couldnt get the message to Ranboo?”]

“I don't know.. I'll have to ask Crown.“

[clover: “You sure sending :) is ok? Wouldnt that bother Ranboo and people that do know about all this?”]

“Oh.. Um. I don't think Ranboo would be bothered too much. Crown wouldn't suggest it if it would upset people..Right?”

[emuhlee: “Crown only wants what is best for Ranboo. He will know what to do.”]

“Yeah.. Of course :)“

[Library/Ren: “Maybe, we dont know him well so its hard to tell, but Im doing my best to trust him!”]

“I'm glad!“