#(no not really)

[facts-i-just-made-up]

“In truth, toilet paper is the parchment on which our butts write the memoirs of the things we’ve eaten.”

-Rainer Maria Rilke

[mxmarsbars]

third time’s a charm!

[felixsiphonophores]

happy yaoi day tumblrnators… also yes ik i returned to the same format but leave me alone 😢😢!!!

[wittebanged]

I am going to kiss his whatever.

(reference pic under the cut)

[toffeebrews]

totally normal nosebleeds that I'm sure hold no significance or anything

based off part of this fic found of this goretober drawing (its...well...really bloody so be warned).

[neil-gaiman]

Hi Neil!

I know the answer to my question. It’s “No, not really. Yes, pretty much. Only if you’re very flexible.” But I want to ask anyway.

My sixth book (!!😱!!) is coming out in March and I’m scared as hell. Do you ever stop being scared as hell when a new book you’ve written is coming out?? Like, is this a forever thing?? Do I just Muppet flail like Kermit for a month every time I publish a new thing??

Thank you for being awesome and doing these asks, by the way. You’re very kind in a world that is often not.

I haven't yet stopped being scared when I send something I'm working on out to a handful of people to be read. Normally by the time the book comes out it's closer to stage fright than real terror though. I've already scared myself sending it to editors and friends. It's a forever thing, yes. And just as you think you're used to it something you've written that's published arrives and you want to show everybody and you realise you aren't used to it at all. And yes: flail away.

[grison-in-space]

no one respects the hypothalamus enough. in this essay I will

[babygirl-diaz]

Eddie can kill someone with just his pinky finger but his boyfriends are still really protective of him

[mwehster]

it's time for Halloween hahaha

[skylarkking]

Okay okay I know we all clown on the bayverse films, but.....

Look at this. Look at that slutty snatched waist and those pecs. And those hips? Those broad shoulders? Fuckin sexy.

[coatl-cuddles]

Bed time. Expect a break from Two Embers posting in exchange for some Season of Duet content. I'll try to tag spoilers properly!!

Anyways have some Two Embers Edits, because there's a lack of random gifs floating around and that needs to CHANGE 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[nallhir]

yearning

[cartoondrawer]

ermmmmm..this is satire (no it’s not.)

[apricusapollo]

a new teen wolf / tara-centric fic because my girl deserves some appreciation too!!!

a new place to be from

[fazgoo-connoiseur-1987]

Henry not realising what he and Bill had going on was non-platonic for so long cus he just genuinely didn't think being gay was a thing he could do is great to me. 'What do you mean I've liked guys the whole time, that's an option?' kinda thing. He's not very in touch with his humanity and just kinda squashes down all complex feeling it took him a little to figure it out okay.