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I'm sorry

a WHAT NOW???

I planted my Megatron jalapeno pepper seeds yesterday :D DECEPTICONS RISE UP. OUT OF THE SOIL

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USA people! Buy NOTHING Feb 28 2025. Not anything. 24 hours. No spending. Buy the day before or after but nothing. NOTHING. February 28 2025. Not gas. Not milk. Not something on a gaming app. Not a penny spent. (Only option in a crisis is local small mom and pop. Nothing. Else.) Promise me. Commit. 1 day. 1 day to scare the shit out of them that they don't get to follow the bullshit executive orders. They don't get to be cowards. If they do, it costs. It costs.

Then, if you can join me for Phase 2. March 7 2025 thtough March 14 2025? No Amazon. None. 1 week. No orders. Not a single item. Not one ebook. Nothing. 1 week. Just 1.

If you live outside the USA boycott US products on February 28 2025 and stand in solidarity with us and also join us for the week of no Amazon.

Are you with me?

Spread the word.

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*has several debilitating disorders* idk maybe i'm just lazy

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I am not biased. why would you say that to me.

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Adding another option

"What are you, a cop?"

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Common Cause put together a $115K deal with the Washington Post in partnership with SPLC to have these two huge ads in the WaPo papers that are delivered to Congress, the Pentagon, and the White House.

When they saw the images, they backed out, presumably bc Bezos doesn't want to piss off the Trump administration.

Well. I can't get these images into Congress, but I surely can start them running around the internet.

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what does Ratchet's alt mode look like again

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cant have sex with my IOS wife because my dick doesn't fit her portussy so now i have to go to the shitfuck apple store and buy the like 200 dollar strapple

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following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

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*In a booming and commanding reverberated voice*

IF HE FITS HE SITS!

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So I've been on a huge DnD/BG3 kick and my brain is like "what if Cybertronians and Githyanki tag teamed together?" And I'm over here like "wait brain, what do you mean?"

Ladies, Bros, and nonbinary hoes, imagine transformers with Githyanki acting like cityspeakers. Psyonic connections with these otherworldly automatons give the Githyanki a unique rank among their peers and imagine of the Decepticons were with Vlaakith and the Autobots were with Orpheus.

Like, just THINK of the possibilities!

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It's valentine's day! So to celebrate here is a list of my favorite pairings across the transformers universe because today doesn't have to be about humans!

Why?

Cus I said so.

Anyway, let's begin

From the TFA universe we have:

Optimus x Ratchet

Optimus x Megatron

Lockdown x Swindle

Lockdown x Prowl

Bulkhead x Bumblebee

Ratchet x Arcee

Sentinel x Elita-1 (mainly from a fanfic I read where Optimus became Tarantulas instead of her becoming Blackarachnia)

Prowl x Jazz

From TFP we got:

Megatron x Optimus (obviously I mean there is a lot of sexual tension between these two)

Ratchet x Wheeljack

Wheeljack x Bulkhead

Bulkhead x Arcee

Arcee x Airachnid (mainly pre war cus I feel like these two would be the toxic lesbians of the universe)

Ratchet x Optimus

Wheeljack x Ultra Magnus

Smokescreen x Bumblebee

For the Unicron trilogy

Cyclonus x Demolisher

Starscream x Hotshot

Redalert x Hotshot

Megatron x Starscream (I have a soft spot for Armada Starscream in particular cus he tries so hard to meet Megatron's expectations and I feel like that isn't explored enough with the character)

Hotshot x Cliffjumper (in the Energon part of the trilogy they have this adorable fan boy x hero vibe that I just like okay?)

Megatron x Optimus (mainly in armada cus holy fucking shit. In all other series (as far as I'm aware) Megatron glorifies Optimus's death. But armada Megatron? Not in the slightest. He fucking MOURNS! MOURNS! Megatron litterally cries out for him and doesn't know what to do with himself afterwards. Look, I really like armada okay? I know it's a bit weirdly written and that's mainly due to different dubbing writers mixing shit up but just AAAAAH!)

Beast wars baby!

Rattrap x Dinobot

Optimus x Rinox

Silverbolt x Blackarachnia

Terrorsaur x Scorpinock

Finally we have the IDW continuity

Megatron x Rung

Rung x Ultra Magnus

Ultra Magnus x Swerve

Swerve x Misfire

Misfire x Fulcrum

Rodimus x Megatron

Ratchet x Drift

Drift x Perceptor

Brainstorm x Perceptor

Cyclonus x Tailgate

Whirl x CyGate (3 way babyyyyy)

Ratchet x Pharma (bitter old man exes)

Tarn x Pharma

Nickle x Tarn (cus she's the ONLY ONE that's allowed to sass him)

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Soooooooo

Turns out my meds were making me MORE depressed

The SAME MEDS that are SUPPOSE to not make me depressed are making it worse

How the frick frack snick snack nick nack patty whack give a dog a bone does that make any sense???

Anyway, on new meds and feeling a lot better ^_^

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*screaming into the void as I obsess over how pretty Optimus is*

Say what you want about tfp and it's writing I will never stop obsession over how God damn pretty this old man is!

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A battle I've been struggling with since my release from grippy sock prison