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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?
#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins#don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price#but i mean come on#as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck#i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in#its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity#time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him#and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent#not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions#regardless of whether there is a god#for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name#atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of#and all on his and your behalf#you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too#and what's more dangerous than that?
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I made another one
#elden ring#shadow of the erdtree#messmer the impaler#rellana twin moon knight#lotta nobodies in this one so get ready 👍#Fire knight captain kood#black knight captain Huw#Melina#hornsent grandam#commander gaius#fire knight queelign#shadow militiamen#miquella the kind#Notes for this one: I am weirdly adverse to using the classics of the format#There was originally going to be a kys message from the hornsent but I decided against it#there were other jokes that I wanted to tell that mattered more#Also I don’t know if this would count as Rellana x Messmer but if it does in your head then good for you#He has two hands and two snakes he can have many partners
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Newer Dimension 20 fans might look at Liv attempting to hack Usha’s brain by crushing it just the perfect amount and think “this is completely unhinged and obviously totally unprecedented”, but it is actually no less than the fifth time a PC has done impromptu untrained surgery on another character, the third time on another PC, in D20 history.
So, safe to say it’s practically par for the course at this point.
#d20 veterans are like#here we go again#it will never not be unbelievably funny tho#nsbu#never stop blowing up#liv pearsall#usha nsbu#kingskin#g13#mera speaks#EDIT: I forgot one guys it’s actually the fifth#(sixth if you count the gilear vasectomy but I don’t believe that actually happened)
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You know, it's genuinely sad to me that aging favourite character actors no longer have any fun murder-mystery tv shows to guest-star as murders on.
#murder she wrote#matlock#diagnosis murder#father dowling mysteries#agatha christie’s poirot#columbo#quincy ME#ironside#perry mason#there are a few others#yes i know there are murder mystery shows on now#but i'm talking specifically about the silly old fashioned ones that have guest stars as murders who used to be quite famous#and yes I know they have rebooted several of these buy none of them are watchable#but that is a whole lot of white people#still fun shows tho that had fun guest stars#yes yes I’ve seen the hallmark movies they are awful and usually don’t have good guest stars#and whilst i love these shows there are way too many white people#I just wanna see old people on tv drinking tea or eating chilli and chasing after murderers.#Perry mason was actually quite young. I want someone over 50 or 60 at least.#and give me more older people with disabilities. I wanna see canes and wheelchairs.#yes the nun in father dowling played a nun in#sister act#but Perry mason was brought back when he was older so he still counts.#yes I’ve seen poker face and it’s good. but I want older people on my screen.
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The fandom jokes about Gandalfs love of and absolute faith in hobbits, but like he’s a maiar so he’s seen some shit with the other races. Is there a hobbit Feanor? How about a hobbit Ar-Pharazon? Even a hobbit Sauron? The worst we get from hobbits is Smeagol killing a guy in a mugging (admittedly not great) and then spending a few centuries minding his own business in a cave eating raw fish. They are unproblematic kings.
#lord of the rings#lotr#jrr tolkien#I don’t see hobbits committing genocide js#and does smeagol even really count as a hobbit#he’s like a proto one#the silmarillion
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Old man posture
#Dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#chilchuck tims#chilchuck my beloved#He needs to watch out for his back…… One day he’ll become like Tansu in that 2nd ED#I might edit in more pics if i find more old man posture-worthy panels. The lean must be mean his fancy little sits don’t count
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Palestinian Fundraiser Donation Match! 🕊️🇵🇸
I decided to use a recent payment I received for an illustration to donate to every Palestinian who reached out to me this past week. Please share this list, and if you are able, pick at least one donation to match me! Many small donations can go a long way which is why I took the time to put together this post. (date: August 11)
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#this last one for falestine had some confusion previously over whether the fund was stealing images from other fund posts but it is legit!#falestine is a sibling of the doaa family#since these are all links I grabbed from when I donated I do see if you click on them and donate and I appreciate it immensely!#I don’t check who it is usually but I appreciate that you take me up on donation matching 🫶#reminder that I also run donation charity commissions so if you follow me you will see how your donation in August can count towards#a future round of commissions when I make a post about waitlist and commission rounds soon!
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“No thoughts, head empty” sufferers
Absolutely nothing is going on in there.
#I don’t think the last one counts but it’s to perfect to not include ya know?#tmnt#tmnt 2012#teenage mutant ninja turtles#2012 raph#donatello#2012 mikey#2012 leo#2012 donnie#2012 donatello#tmnt leo 2012#2012 michelangelo#teenage mutant ninja turtles 2012#2012 leonardo#2012 tmnt#2012 raphael#tmnt donatello#raphael#michelangelo#leonardo#raph#leo#mikey#donnie
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Supernatural September - Day 4 | Glitch
Canonically, Dean never said Cas’ name after the fake phone call in 15.19. Canonically, while Bobby said Cas “Helped” revamp Heaven into a Heaven that Dean “deserved,” Cas never showed up. Canonically, Dean left that heaven, which contained his family, to go “find family.”
There is a glitch that is Cas-shaped, and Dean knows it.
#spnsept24#dean Winchester#castiel#spnfanart#Destiel art#spn art#wiggleart#this is a little thingy that speaks to at least my personal flavor of chuck won#where I don’t believe cas was ever in heaven#and the heaven that dean deserved as Bobby puts it#was actually a prison chuck threw dean in with no cas on purpose#bc cas exists outside of chucks narrative#and having those two near each other threatens chucks livelihood#dean never says cas after that phone calls in 1519#and cas never shows up in heaven#‘but misha said’ no doesn’t matter. Misha also to#told me that jimmy was supposed to be at the bar dressed as cas#which makes sense. cas should still be in the empty. there’s no reason why he should be out#and Dean isn’t even in heaven anymore as per the Winchesters#heaven contained his dead family at least and Bobby and supposedly Jack but yet he still leaves#in pursuit of finding his family#there’s just one family member unaccounted for [not counting Sam who just isn’t there uet]
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I love Bai Long Ma he truly don’t gaf
#man stayed present enough to get recruited into the story then peaced tf out for the rest of it ✌️#unbothered king#bai longma#ao lie#journey to the west fanart#journey to the west#jttw ao lie#my only knowledge of drawing horses come exclusively from mlp fanart that has crossed my path#shoulda given ao lie a cutie mark lmao#my favorite part of watching the 80s tv series is seeing them go what will we do now??! whenever they encounter a land obstacle#and look the solution to half their problems standing right next to them in the form of a horse that everyone keeps forgetting is a DRAGON#he truly could not be ASSED to help 😭#just like me fr#digital art#my art#jttw sun wukong#sun wukong#dude bajie and wujing had no fucking clue the horse was even a dragon there was one episode where the horse finally spoke to chew bajie out#and he went YOU CAN TALK?!! 😭😭😭#it’s such a pity too cuz I thought the human actor for ao lie was very handsome and he showed up like a total of three times or2#this design was actually very inspired by him#he wasn’t even in the ending scene they left his ass OUTSIDE!!!!#HE GOT A REWARD BUT HE WASNT EVEN IN THE HALL TO RECEIVE IT 💀💀💀💀#oh naaah they did my boy so dirty…#I don’t think he counts as a pilgrim I think they literally just wanted him to be the horse#otherwise he woulda technically been er shixiong?#right after wukong
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If there’s a pootis and a blootis
Does that mean that somewhere out there, there exists a
A redimedes
#digital art#art#tf2#lil pootis#medimedes#tf2 lil pootis#tf2 medimedes#I don’t know if this counts as a pootis oc so I’m not gonna claim it is one#unless quazies is alright with it 🤷#yes I did draw this just to make the joke
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small wukong draw over whilst i wither away at uni
#save me from the horrors of a masters degree wukong pls#grandpa pls#journey to the west#jttw#sun wukong#black myth wukong#digital illustration#not putting this one on my art blog bc it was so quick i don’t think it counts for that blog
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you know the excellent quadruple life fan comic has me thinking about double life again. and MAN. thinking about the soul bonds mechanically. like, before I get into my meta-analysis it’s worth noting that non-diagetically the soulbond mechanic being based on how many hearts someone has is basically the only way I can think to do it in minecraft that’s sensible, but diagetically…
so do you ever think about how the marker of what made people soulmates in double life was pain?
like, soulmates share injuries/pain! that’s the whole premise! like, to the point that day one people were making up elaborate ways to hurt themselves so they could test for their soulmates! you met your (very romantic-coded) partner and confirmed they were the person you were looking for by hitting each other, generally!
being a soulmate in the double life universe isn’t about being compatible, it’s about literally sharing pain, and it’s just… I think about how for some pairs, they share the burden between each other, and it brings them closer. for some pairs, though, the only way they know how to communicate is by hurting one another. and the thing is, this isn’t just a literal thing. like, mechanically, the thing soulmates do is share pain and communicate with pain, but metaphorically, can you say desert duo doesn’t have trouble communicating because half of how they know how to exist is either sharing in pain or causing it for each other? can you say that ranchers’ strength wasn’t a pair of people who understood each other’s pain and desperation to be better than they’ve been before? can you say that divorce quartet isn’t, well—
so pearl wins after scott hurts them one last time don’t you ever think about that,
#trafficblr#double life smp#abuse tw#SO. NOT… REALLY.#although a solid argument can be made about this so I’m including the tag since this is a post all about physically hurting your partner#it’s just that in-universe this isn’t normally framed as abuse.#(which I think counts for a lot here because it is in fact In A Video Game punching is normal mc body language)#but. so I KNOW shared injuries is already a stock soulmate trope and normally a whump one#but the thing is that none of those fics are normally as weird about it as whatever divorce quartet was doing#or impulse and Bdubs for that matter I didn’t put them in this post as to keep it short but#something something. Don’t you think THEIR problem was IGNORING pain until the very end#I am NOT ENOUGH OF A BOAT BOYS PERSON TO ECTEND IT TO THAT#anyway and bigb and ren were willing to surface-level share pain but weren’t either really willing to do it on a deeper level#anyway. it is nearly midnight idk if I am making sense but#sometimes I Think about things
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Kind of insane for Williams to give us nine races to get attached to Franco (already done) and for him to prove that he 100% deserves to be in Formula 1 … only to leave him without a seat next season.
#giving someone less than half a season on the grid before pulling the rug out from under him doesn’t count as supporting your junior driver#but i don’t think james vowles got the memo#franco colapinto#fc43#f1#formula 1#formula one#williams racing#williams f1#james vowles
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Prompt 302
Look, when they had decided to reincarnate with Tucker this cycle they hadn’t exactly expected this. Tucker didn’t either, so thank fuck it’s apparently not a normal thing, but still! The matching gold eyes are pretty cool, and at least their fangs and claws have stayed but like, everything else? Ugh. So very not good.
At least all four are together still, even if it’s in this absolutely crazy scenario of rich cults, undead child assassins, and wow this is like some sort of ridiculous novel or anime scenario when you put in the whole reincarnation thing…
Alright, so they’re getting out right? Yeah they can all agree on that- and thank fuck these new bodies of theirs are Liminal or else they wouldn’t be able to communicate. Seriously, who slits kids’ throats? The cult people, apparently, so honestly fuck them. They're getting out of here.
#DCxDP#DPxDC#Prompts#Team Phantom Reincarnate as Talons#Does it count as de-aging?#de aged danny#de aged tucker#de aged sam#de aged valerie#They escape into Gotham and are going to have so much fun#They also stole several files on their way out & no one expects it to be them#Because the Court doesn’t pay attention to specific Talons unless it’s the Grand Talon or one like the Gray Son#The Bats are going to be so confused by feral baby talons#And I do mean FERAL#”Oh hey we all have Tucker’s gold eyes now that’s hilarious”#Who gave them built-in knives it was a mistake-#Yes they Do Bite#Tucker is inwardly giggling at being the oldest at 13 but also complains about how they don’t usually remember#or if they do remember reincarnations it’s not this fuckin random#court of owls#talons
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to be honest. haikyuu is the only media that’s allowed to merrily drag me back by my hair anytime. merry christmas to me.
#obv aftg does not count bc it has never left me#emphasis on the MERRILY#i still don’t care about life enough to let a hyper fixation opportunity pass me by#however hq sparks joy and i trust marie kondo on that one#still love u tho aot jjk tlou mcu teen wolf hunger games GO trc green creek & al.#haikyū!!#haikyuu#hq#haikyuu movie#battle of the garbage dump#dumpster battle#sakuatsu#skts#iwaoi#kuroken#kagehina#ushiten
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