#(massive /s)

[transmascpetewentz]

"no actually you see the real antisemites are jews who want to stay alive. it's good praxis to harass jews who say antisemitism exists because they are not real jews, those zionists who think jews should stay alive. this is totally sound logic and if you disagr with me you're the real antisemite. no, i'm not jewish, but i have a jewish friend who agrees with me."

[schizosamwincester]

No more arguing over whether Sam or Dean is the top or bottom in wincest. The CW already told us. Sam needs to fill Dean's hole. Not the other way around.

Also may I point out that this is also the episode where Dean calls Sam "a pain in the ass" like 3 times. The "Sam needs to fill Dean's hole" episode is also the episode where Dean calls Sam a pain in the ass repeatedly.

The Incest Show™

yeah dean, now that dad's gone your hole is supposed to be filled by sam, obviously 🙄

[haunted-xander]

Who's the "real" me?

+ some references for the Rise-related things I included <3

[idlesuperstar]

Donald was the best partner in movies I ever had. We were brothers and we loved each other. We had such a deep, sublime chemistry. There was nothing intellectual about it, just this amazing natural harmony. I first met him in the commissary at 20th Century Fox when Robert Altman told us to have lunch together after I’d been cast in M*A*S*H. At first I thought: I don’t think this guy likes me. But it was just the opposite. The thing was: we were such opposites. I’m a Jew from Brooklyn and he was a Canadian from Nova Scotia. But it was perfection: never any conflict, just bread and butter – a relationship that felt like a miracle. Making M*A*S*H made us immediately close because while everyone else was working with Bob Altman, we worked for Bob Altman. He kept us a little segregated. We were both really unsure about the improvisation, the direction of the movie and Bob’s approach in general. Donald was hired well before me, but once I signed on we had the same deal: no less than second billing, and the same money. Later in production, Richard Zanuck, who was at that time running 20th Century Fox, said they wanted to give me first billing. I thought: “Oh that’s a nice honour. But Donald is my friend! I’m not going to be opportunistic – he was here first and should have first billing and I’ll stay in second place.” That’s what Donald meant to me. I never told him about that. A few years later, I turned down the screenplay for the movie that became S*P*Y*S, about two bumbling CIA agents. Then Donald called and said: “Would you do it with me?” And I said: “Oh that’s a different story. Of course!” On the first day of shooting in London, we drove to work together and he said: “What do you think of the script?” I rolled the window down, threw it out and said: “It’s a piece of junk. The only way this will work is if we swap parts.” But the producers could not digest that, so we just did the picture. Yet we did bring some of our own ideas to the table. There wasn’t an ending, for instance - so Donald and I agreed that we would just walk up the road with our backs to the camera and sing Side By Side. We worked together and we succeeded together, but we didn’t socialise very much – though having the opportunity to develop a relationship with some of his family was a total joy. Once, Donald was making a movie in the Bahamas and I came to visit because I had a week off from making The Long Goodbye and was interested in his leading lady, Jennifer O’Neill. Kiefer, his son, was five or six and Donald introduced us. Kiefer wanted me to stay, so when I said goodbye, I said: “Kiss me, Kiefer.” He had an ice cream cone in his hand and put it on my face – he kissed me with his cone. Donald was a true human being – and not all of us are. He could identify with any of us. His presence and his nature, his life and his mind are an asset for everyone. We all come and go physically, but as a being, he was really special and unique. I don’t put anything in the past. With me, it’s all in the present. My feeling is that for as long as I am living, Donald will be with me. I have no doubt about that, and I’m not being sentimental. I can see Donald now. I will see Donald for ever.

Elliot Gould - Donald Sutherland remembered by Keira Knightley, Elliott Gould, Ralph Fiennes and more in The Guardian

[mdverse]

go go go!! (x)

[shitgoblindingleberry]

vague spoilers for tsctir ch 272??

i will actually never not find it funny that han gyeol was supposed to come out as a poison type or whatever but didn’t due to sung hyunjae’s influence

cause like imagine being so gay that you physically turn your child into a fucking fairy

[leonardburton]

the thing is. juno & nureyev's relationship has been such a major guiding thread throughout the podcast and the major drive of season 5, and the fandom has built itself so much (as fandoms often do) around shipping the two of them.

and yet nureyev doesn't show up at all in the last episode! or, he does, but it's only implied (for all we know it could be like. alessandra strong)(i know it's not but it would be really funny) and we don't hear his voice.

and it's so important to me that despite the room that their romance has taken in the plot and in our hearts, his absence reinforces that the point of juno steel's story wasn't a lady getting his man, it was about learning to grow as person for himself and for his friends (and not just his love interest), and it was about finding his footing in life and being at peace with himself and his place in the world. and he did! his growth and relative serenity is so apparent and just. a balm to the soul

and the fact that his man is back is just a nice add-on, not a necessity for his happiness

[sojutrait]

PREGGERS after work ronnie took a pregnancy test and it was positive WOOO (not an accident baby this time yall im learning see)

they then moved into a bigger house (still in evergreen harbor)

THEN.... yall idek what happened. her bff emilee was over then randomly ronnie got jealous SO ??? SOME FLIRTING HAPPENED I ASSUME?? so now she has the jealous trait 😭😭

so now she's pregnant. mad as hell. with massive bazoongas.

[transmascpetewentz]

how DARE someone without a house try to PISS in their only available public bathroom >:( this must be a malicious act, somehow they will turn our bathroom tiles into DRUGS >:( this requires thousands of dollars spent on anti HOMELESS architecture when we could have given them a house >:( how dare people not be able to afford a HOUSE in this economy >:(

[flowerysubmissive]

This little pup 🐶 worked extra hard today, praise me please~♡

[nightcolorz]

Lestat declaring confidently that armand and Louis can’t hurt him bcus he “has Akasha’s blood” is so unhinged and funny partly bcus he is fully aware, and direly acknowledges, that neither of the ppl he’s talking to know who akasha is, nor have any idea what akashas blood would entail. So he sounds like a straight dumb ass raving mad man when he says that 😭😭 funnier still that this causes both armand and Louis to falter through sheer power of how confident Lestat sounds 💀 “yeah u can’t hurt me haha 😈😈😈 I have the Mega Gods blood in my veins 🙏🙏🔥🔥 haha see that?? 😎😎 u don’t even know who the Mega God is lmao 🤣🤣🔥🔥 even more evidence as to why you are Nothing to me” and Louis and Armand r like well we have no fucking clue who the mega god is but this sounds pretty mf serious so let’s take a moment and reflect on our plan here. Amazing stuff 🙏even better that Armand and Louis also technically do in fact have akashas blood in their veins as well 💀 Armand through Marius and Louis through lestat, and lestat is fully aware of this and chooses to play that card anyway cuz like Louis and Armand don’t know that 💀💀

[satans-knitwear]

Distracting MYSELF while I play viddy games??? Not sure that's how it's supposed to go 🤔😅

Treat me ~ Tip Me ~ More of me

[harbingersecho]

let me go, please -- i don't wanna do this!

[galaxy-fleur]

what is Leons reaction when he finds out he's gonna be a girl dad?

To be honest, I don't think his response changes much whether it's one or the other! In either case, this man will simultaneously become euphoric, anxious, and choked up. Basically, a bit of an emotional mess. It's what happens after the reveal that makes a difference. If he's having a girl, catch him reading up on articles upon articles on how to be a great dad to his soon-to-be daughter. He takes it a step too far, honestly. You'll have to reassure him that he does not, in fact, need to read a study on how to best approach a tween daughter about her first period. It's great that he wants to be ready, but that's a bit excessive! She hasn't even been born yet for God's sake!

Unfortunately stocks up on stereotypically girly baby clothes. Fairy prints, glitter, and vivid pinks are all included. Even worse is that he actually forms a personal likeness to those because they are so stupid looking, and he somehow finds that endearing. You'll have to put up with him being a huge goofball with those. Or perhaps you're the kind of person who enjoys his dumb jokes about the ridiculous prints. Regardless, you'll have to be the one to actually buy some neutral stuff instead. In response to the question of 'what if she won't like pink?', he'll just go and buy the same set of clothes in every color they had it in. That's one way of spending his money, you suppose.

[moonlight-jellie]

I always imagined this scene as this intense corporate meeting where they tell Kim Minee about the issues Han Yoohyun caused while using his likeness...

My guy this is far better than I could have ever hoped for, I love how silly it is

[lunarharp]

shirahama-sensei reminded me she has a thing for the teacher from pokemon s/v so i randomly went off on an au where qifrey is the professor. etc