leonardburton

[leonardburton]

they’re banning cis ppl from sports after an investigation revealed they were annoying

[leonardburton]

dick faulkner and the terrible horrible no-good very bad day

[leonardburton]

she's middle aged. she's a serial killer. she insults a god to its face. she's a failed sacrifice. she's aromantic. she's a poor little meow meow. she's unkillable. she's so tired. she's god's favorite and she desperately wishes she wasn't. she's mean. she cares about people more than anything but doesn't want to be around them. she loves pancakes. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she?

[leonardburton]

she's middle aged. she's a serial killer. she insults a god to its face. she's a failed sacrifice. she's aromantic. she's a poor little meow meow. she's unkillable. she's so tired. she's god's favorite and she desperately wishes she wasn't. she's mean. she cares about people more than anything but doesn't want to be around them. she loves pancakes. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she?

[leonardburton]

she's middle aged. she's a serial killer. she insults a god to its face. she's a failed sacrifice. she's aromantic. she's a poor little meow meow. she's unkillable. she's so tired. she's god's favorite and she desperately wishes she wasn't. she's mean. she cares about people more than anything but doesn't want to be around them. she loves pancakes. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she?

[leonardburton]

she's middle aged. she's a serial killer. she insults a god to its face. she's a failed sacrifice. she's aromantic. she's a poor little meow meow. she's unkillable. she's so tired. she's god's favorite and she desperately wishes she wasn't. she's mean. she cares about people more than anything but doesn't want to be around them. she loves pancakes. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she?

[leonardburton]

she's middle aged. she's a serial killer. she insults a god to its face. she's a failed sacrifice. she's aromantic. she's a poor little meow meow. she's unkillable. she's so tired. she's god's favorite and she desperately wishes she wasn't. she's mean. she cares about people more than anything but doesn't want to be around them. she loves pancakes. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she?

[leonardburton]

she's middle aged. she's a serial killer. she insults a god to its face. she's a failed sacrifice. she's aromantic. she's a poor little meow meow. she's unkillable. she's so tired. she's god's favorite and she desperately wishes she wasn't. she's mean. she cares about people more than anything but doesn't want to be around them. she loves pancakes. i didn't say a name but she popped into your head didn't she?

[leonardburton]

I honestly don't know if he deserves any of this. Not with everything he's done. But no matter how it starts, no matter how it all turns out for us - it can still end with love. Can't it?

It can end with love, and it can end with kindness. Even as the jaws are closing.

[leonardburton]

podcasts are great because it's like having a friend tell you about their day while you're doing the dishes but instead it's a bunch of guys running around and experiencing the horrors

[leonardburton]

You gotta find pleasure in the little things if you’re gonna get through the day.

[leonardburton]

God I miss season 1.

[leonardburton]

hey silt verses? I just want to talk

[leonardburton]

Man who roleplays at being divorced and woman who roleplays at being widowed in a weird religious situationship is a peak dynamic thank you silt verse

[leonardburton]

[leonardburton]

i sometimes like characters that fucking suck. when a character is a shit head in just the right way it can be so funny and/or compelling. like this is my beloved character, Asshole The Hater. they suck and i love them. someone dropped them into a ditch on the side of the road and i picked them out of the ditch and put them in my pocket

[leonardburton]

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.