#(i'm only half joking LOL)

[stellartusks]

In your modern day BG3 AU Astarion should be at least 60 years old.

[origami-butterfly]

No one understands how badly I want to be homoerotically experimented on.

[dramatic-delirium]

AU where Howl is considered Spiderman because his house is filled with them.

By Howl I mean Mr Howell Jenkins who owns a castle that can float.

By them I mean spiders. He houses spiders. The absolute madman. No particular reason, he just likes them. (And how they fix their webs even if you ruin them forever, which is cute but also I do not have the stomach to have spiders crawling around in my bedroom my guy)

Also he has no noticable powers, nor actual responsibilities tbh. He's Spiderman like how spider-therapist is Spiderman.

He's is not contacted by Spider society because Miguel is jealous of him sustaining a family in another universe doesn't like anomalies. Howl knows of Spider-verse and all but is, as always, an unbothered icon.

Nothing different happens.

[dracolizardlars]

Bro I want a hysterectomy so bad (<- irrationally malding about being pregnancy tested by a doctor I was seeing for something irrelevant earlier)

[rolandkaros]

only one of karo's points made it to the us open top 10 vid and of course it was the behind the back and you know what!! shame on them!! that was the easy and obvious choice but NOT the right one!! probably not even top 5 of her best points in the tournament. us open youtube DO BETTER you ought to be ASHAMED of yourselves FAKE FANS.

[skibasyndrome]

I have the willpower of a TODDLER

[yourlocal-goodgirl]

all y'all hiding in my likes/comments and not reblogging, i see you 🙄

[sysig]

I think I finally figured out why I like him so much

[altruistic-meme]

............ i want to come out.

[kashilascorner]

You'll be listening to some metal band and suddenly boom anti-abortion song comes up

[strainedgeek]

rando mf took an unprompted pic of my mom and I at her grad ceremony thingamajig and ok I sure do look like just some fucking guy

absolute nerd. mega loser

enjoy me awkwardly smiling in this

I'll post the actual photographs when we get 'em

+ pic of the fit before I could put on my mega oversized nerd sweater bc yeah

[mrs-gauche]

Since BioWare pretty much confirmed that they won't be at the Game Awards this year, I guess I'm now watching this show for one thing and one thing only

[mintjeru]

ah. it's so over for me <3

[lunar-years]

keeley x rebecca thoughts… do you see the vision? and there’s so much potential for a better keeley storyline in season 3, one where she isn’t isolated from the rest of the main cast

the main reason I can't get fully behind Keeley/Rebecca is that Rebecca is SO straight to me. like if KEELEY - gorgeous smart talented charismatic electric KEELEY JONES - can basically beg to kiss you, compliment your tits and action figurery arms, never miss an opportunity to tell you how great you are AND suggest you invade France together while staring at you in loving awe and you don't fold AT ALL??? You don't even BEND?! I'm simply forced to remember straight people exist ig because WHOMST amongst us has that kind of resolve 😞

that said I think they'd be incredibly gorgeous and sexy together. They also have one of my very favorite relationships on the show (i just personally see it as a very devoted platonic one). The writers knew keeley/rebecca as a couple would be far too powerful ig idk

(i actually feel largely the same about Ted/Trent [well, minus the part about them being sexy together i refuse to examine ted in a sexual manner im sorry 🙅‍♀️]. I just think Ted is SO straight. That's a straight man to me. I'm sorry Trent :( )

as for Keeley's s3 storyline separating her from basically every other main cast member and character relationship we care about .............yikes!

[tiredassmage]

I think the fact that troopertyr ate shit twice playing the update today vs agent canon operative tyr being able to breeze through it like nobody's business a) is further data for my ongoing loveletter to stealth in solo play and b) says a lot about troopertyr somehow possibly being both more of a war criminal (probably) than actual imperial agent og and also exponentially by far the most soggiest incarnation of him and quite possibly the soggiest little guy i've ever made. dramatic ass shelter dog sighing on the couch while he looks like some cross between morty posing and family guy death pose.

but yeah. sure. the guy's a ex-republic specforce major. totally. whatever you say, boss.

i'd say fooling no one but apparently he fooled a lot of people because they wouldn't stop promoting him, i guess. akdnflsa;df (send him help. maybe a care package)

[rosenecklaces]

I don't think he likes black and brown fae either I can see him crossing the road to the other side every time he sees helion approaching calmly