#(but we love him)

[biggiesnails]

Hey so i don't to be dramatic but i would die for Punk!Eclipse

Don’t wanna be dramatic either but YEAH. YEAHHH

[inkandpaperqwerty]

"And the lovely couple has decided to write their own vows. Edward, would you like to go first?"

Ed: *takes a huge breath* Hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, carbon, nitrogen, oxygen, chlorine, aluminum, silicon, phosphorus, chromium, manganese, iron...

Officiant: I now pronounce you man and wife

Ed: she's my MECHANIC.

[itsriotmotherfuckers]

Remus Lupin with the bent nose that’s a little too big, with the soft tired amber eyes, with the soft jawline, with the slightly crooked teeth, with the spattered freckles all over his face, with the knobby knees, with the lanky limbs, with the skinny and completely un-muscled body, with the fluffy curly and inexplicably tangled tawny hair, with the awkward and hunched posture.

Remus Lupin who is so strange and weird that no one really understands why/how he’s friends with James and Sirius, and everyone is even more confused when he and Sirius get together and this literal god of a man is with such a dweeb (then you see them together and they’re so sweet and in love that it makes sense). He has to have a hand on Sirius at all times because, if he doesn’t, he’s scared that Sirius will leave and he won’t know where he is. He always wants to be in Sirius’ lap because he’s freezing cold constantly and Sirius runs hot, so he clearly needs to be cuddled, because why else would they be the way they are. He always has to be held and reassured that he is loved because he’s an insecure little baby.

Remus Lupin’s first kiss was Sirius, he lost his virginity to Sirius, his first relationship was with Sirius, because he’s scared of everyone else finding out he’s a werewolf. The only time he was ever called a Casanova was when his friends poked fun at him for so much as talking to someone outside of their direct friend group (Sirius, James, Peter, Lily, Mary, Marlene, etc.). He was an antisocial weirdo that shied away from conversations, and panicked and ran if any confrontation occurred.

Remus Lupin was not an active problem solver, his fight or flight response was permanently set to flight. He lived on chocolate and tea and whatever snacks his friends brought him when he was studying. He wasn’t a natural straight-O student, he had to work his ass off to get Es in most classes and Es and Os in his best ones. He couldn’t work for the life of him because he had a bad back and hips and knees and once hurt himself trying to lift a stack of books the wrong way (with his back not his legs). He’s allergic to pollen and dust and peanuts and he’s lactose intolerant and his stomach is super sensitive. He doesn’t smoke because he’s got asthma and is too scared he’ll get lung cancer or something because he’s drop-dead terrified of literally everything.

Loser kinda-ugly nerd Remus John Lupin needs to make a comeback because he is so cute.

[todoga]

[mossycobblestonewrites]

DC X DP PROMPT #23

"Stop bleeding on the antique rugs, they are irreplaceable."

Danny was NOT above punting a child. Danny didn't want to be bleeding out on antique rugs. But Danny is also conscious enough to know that this is in no way his fault. It's not his fault he ended up in a cult after getting chased by GiW agents across international borders. Which was bullshit by the way - their justification was already tentative at best, and they had no business operating out of the states (they had no business operating in the states, but I digress.)

In reality, Danny only groaned at the kid.

[hilsonamore]

[projectcaramel]

Obey Me! Random Headcanon #10

Lucifer Edition

He is more prone to acting like a super-villain on a power trip every time he listens to classical music. It doesn't have to be a cursed record, although this does make it more obvious.

He likes all animals, though dogs are his favorite. That said, Cerberus belongs to a separate class of his own.

He has a problem deciding what shade of black to wear in the morning and will ask for a second opinion from Asmo, who is the only one other person in his family who can distinguish #000000 from #121212. (Hexadecimal color in case you're confused.)

Lucifer once got into a tickling match with Diavolo (they were drunk), and Diavolo badly lost. Only Barbatos actually remembers this incident, and he still chuckles about it.

Although the variety of apple he enjoys gives him severe migraines and breathing problems in excess, he will stress-eat them when they are in the house.

He thinks it's cute when his brothers get mad at him for reasons that are trivial to him, e.g. Mammon yelling at him for working himself to death.

He is incredibly sensitive to particular smells, such as cat urine (Satan's fault), demonus (Diavolo's fault), and MC's body wash (His fault, for reasons he refuses to disclose).

-- Caramel: Happy birthday, Lucifer! --

[goldenminutes]

one day harry came home on a holiday and complained to his parents that oliver was constantly waking them up early. james jumped up saying that waking up his son so early is absurd and he’s a growing child who needs his sleep.

to which sirius and marlene snapped their heads around to glare at him

[the-face-in-the-mirror]

Meliodas eye sketches, anyone?

Thought about linearting these, but... nah. They look better as sketches and they're only meant to be references anyway. And for you're enjoyment, of course. The roughness gives them charm, I think.

I had the insatiable need to draw the boy and his freaky second set of eyes, and how they affect his facial expressions. My freaky little boy, the morally dubious light of my life. And there's a better look at what his horns look like in the middle, there! Wasn't sure what to do with the demon marking in that one, so I just played around.

Enjoy the crumbs of content! One day we'll post the comic prologue on here, I promise. For now, school is beating my ass. But we'll get there!

[elizabethzoopzoop986]

AKANES NOT EVEN RELAVENT IN THE ANIME BUT THESE TWO SIMPS CANT HAVE A SINGLE CONVO WITHOUT INVOKING HIS NAME

Akane and Teru have never spoken in the anime. Like if anime onlys really think they can go oh they’ve met because stuCo pres and vp but anime onlys don’t care like that (i say this with love, i didn’t care like that as an anime only)

Also Aoi looks like she’s about to slice a bitch if he annoys Akane with his bs, little does she know…

Anyway they both simp for him confirmed

[little-pup-pip]

Could you make a Regressor Beetlejuice from Beetlejuice the musical board? He's in his Terrible 2s and so so so yucky (positive)

Sure!!

[bri-cheeses]

Currently think about: Barty breaking the heater during the winter as an excuse to cuddle Evan

(he actually just accidentally broke the heater but he is nothing if not an opportunist)

[keebssi]

jk i loved his monologues but sometimes one can get a little sick of charmony doves. might make this a sticker…

[rainhorizons]

richard has the patience of a god because wdym he’s felt affection for seigi ever since he met him and now it’s been almost 10 years and seigi’s only then confessed his feelings and doesn���t know how to initiate physical contact so richard just has to be like haha it’s okay i’ll wait for you forever I JUST KNOW HE’S DYING ON THE INSIDE

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: Astrid, there’s a monster under my bed and it’s really ugly.

Snotlout, on the bottom bunk: Honestly, fuck you.