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Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?
Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.
#source: big bang theory#httyd#hiccup#hiccup haddock#snotlout#rtte#incorrect httyd#viggo grimborn#viggo#snotlout jorgenson#incorrect rtte#incorrect rtte quotes#incorrect httyd quotes
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Ruffnut, gesturing to Hiccup: Tuff, look what you did! You made Mom upset!
Tuffnut: I’m sorry Mom... :(
Hiccup, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO NEITHER OF YOU!
#he just has so much mom energy#I’m sorry#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#rtte#race to the edge#incorrect httyd quotes#incorrect rtte quotes#tuffnut#ruffnut
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Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*
Hiccup: He'll know what it means.
*later*
Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.
Astrid: *makes a neutral face*
Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd fandom#httyd rtte#httyd movies#race to the edge#snotlout jorgenson#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#httyd race to the edge#rtte#httyd franchise#httyd meme#httyd shitpost#shitpost#httyd incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect httyd
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Fishlegs: *tapping fingers on table*
Hiccup: *taps fingers back furiously*
Snotlout: …What’s going on?
Astrid: Morse code. They’re talking.
Fishlegs: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Hiccup: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
#They both know morse code fight me#httyd rtte#rtte#incorrect quotes#hiccup haddock#httyd hiccup#fishlegs ingerman#httyd
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Toothless Rizz.
#httyd incorrect quotes#httyd#toothless httyd#barf and belch httyd#hookfang#stormfly httyd#hookfang httyd#light fury#hiccup is the viking florda man#hiccup httyd#meatlug httyd#ruffnut#tuffnut#httyd ruffnut#httyd tuffnut#httyd rtte#rtte#theres a secret egg in this one.#toothless zero rizz.#wingman hiccup#snotlout httyd#httyd memes
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Tuffnut: I’ll speak French between your legs.
Ruffnut: The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
Snotlout: I’m just picturing someone screaming BONJOUR at a penis.
Dagur: Sacrebleu mademoiselle vagina, hon,hon,hon titty croissants!
Astrid and Heather: Titty croissants!
Hiccup & Fishlegs: None of you should ever be having sex!
#httyd rtte#rtte#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#snotlout jorgenson#httyd fishlegs#ruffnut thorston#tuffnut thorston#httyd#httyd incorrect quotes#i came up with this myself#i thought of this in the shower now I'm sharing with the fandom
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Astrid: What are the new neighbors's names again? The couple next door?
Hiccup: Bandit and Kelly
Astrid: Not the dragons, the people
Hiccup: Why would I know that?
#httyd#incorrect quotes#rtte#how to train your dragon#race to the edge#httyd series#hiccup haddock#astrid hofferson#hiccstrid#my stuff#source: twitter
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Hiccup: "Good work"
Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"
Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"
Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"
Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"
Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"
Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"
#incorrect quote#how to train your dragon#race to the edge#dreamworks dragons#source: brooklyn nine nine#hiccup#hiccup haddock#httyd rtte#snotlout jorgenson
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Hiccup (sparing with one of the riders mocking so they actually take the spar seriously): What, you want me to kick you in the face?
Dagur: !
Hiccup: Not you, I know what you want.
#httyd#how to train your dragon#rtte#hiccup haddock#hiccup httyd#hiccup horrendous haddock iii#httyd rtte#httyd dagur#dagur the deranged#dagcup#rtte dagur#I just watched the episode where dagur asks mala to punch him#httyd incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
#httyd#hiccup#hiccup haddock#snotlout#snotlout jorgenson#incorrect httyd quotes#incorrect httyd#incorrect rtte#incorrect rtte quotes#source: idk
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Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?
Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best
#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#rtte#race to the edge#incorrect httyd quotes#incorrect rtte quotes#snotlout#1k notes
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I just started Race to the Edge for the first time and I'm on season 2 and I love the riders so damn much. Like they make fun of each other and crack jokes at each other's expense but when it comes down to it they'd fight god together and I love it so damn much.
#httyd#race to the edge#how to train your dragon#fishlegs#snotlout#ruffnut and tuffnut#hiccup haddock#astrid#✨the dragon riders✨#httyd rtte#rtte#incorrect rtte quotes#snotlout rtte
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I MADE ANOTHER
#httyd#how to train your dragon#httyd rtte#httyd movies#race to the edge#hiccup haddock#snotlout jorgenson#httyd race to the edge#rtte#httyd fandom#hiccup#toothless#astrid hofferson#fuck spitelout#fishlegs#incorrect httyd#httyd meme
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We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.
#httyd incorrect quotes#httyd#hiccup the dumbass#hiccup httyd#hiccup#hiccup is the viking florda man#httyd 1#httyd 2#httyd 3#in the name of science#fishlegs ingerman#fishlegs#httyd fishlegs#httyd rtte#race to the edge#rtte
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Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.
Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.
Viggo: Valid argument?
Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.
Viggo: Oh shi-
#I love how the fandom agrees that they have a chaotic relationship#httyd#how to train your dragon#rtte#race to the edge#dagur#dagur the deranged#rtte dagur#httyd dagur#Viggo#incorrect quotes#rtte incorrect quotes#httyd incorrect quotes#incorrect rtte quotes#incorrect httyd quotes#viggo grimborn#httyd viggo#rtte viggo
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For your entertainment:
Hiccup: *trying to get stuff done at his workbench*
Dagur: *dramatically lays his head on Hiccup's shoulder*
Hiccup (clearly annoyed): ....Hello, Dagur
Dagur (moping): Heeeey Hiccup
Hiccup:....
Dagur: What'cha up to?
Hiccup: I'm trying to make improvements on Toothless' tail.
Dagur: Oh? That's cool.
Hiccup:...
Dagur:...
Hiccup: *sighs* How about you Dagur?
Dagur: Oh nothing, I've just been waiting all day for my boyfriend to pay attention to me.
Hiccup: Oh gods.
Dagur: But hey, it's okay, I guess a tail is more interesting than me.
Hiccup: *shakes his head* You're impossible.
Dagur: *pouts*
Hiccup (finally breaking a smile): Hey! Don't try to distract me with those sad puppy dog eyes!
Dagur: *perks up* I have sad puppy dog eyes?
Hiccup: *realizes that he's given Dagur a new weapon for his arsenal*
#im convinced that dagur is a needy partner#like not just with hiccup but with anyone hes with#i feel the same way about snotlout too#if you dont give them attention they will wilt and die#long post#dagcup#httyd incorrect quotes#rtte incorrect quotes#httyd#rtte
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