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dontgetcaught256 · 1 year ago
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Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?
Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.
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dragonnnfly · 12 days ago
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Ruffnut, gesturing to Hiccup: Tuff, look what you did! You made Mom upset!
Tuffnut: I’m sorry Mom... :(
Hiccup, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO NEITHER OF YOU!
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toothbrushfingers · 1 year ago
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Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*
Hiccup: He'll know what it means.
*later*
Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.
Astrid: *makes a neutral face*
Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.
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thereweredragonshere · 3 months ago
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Fishlegs: *tapping fingers on table*
Hiccup: *taps fingers back furiously*
Snotlout: …What’s going on?
Astrid: Morse code. They’re talking.
Fishlegs: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Hiccup: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
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httyd-dragons-content · 5 months ago
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Toothless Rizz.
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rttehttydlover · 6 months ago
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Tuffnut: I’ll speak French between your legs.
Ruffnut: The hottest things I’ve ever been told.
Snotlout: I’m just picturing someone screaming BONJOUR at a penis.
Dagur: Sacrebleu mademoiselle vagina, hon,hon,hon titty croissants!
Astrid and Heather: Titty croissants!
Hiccup & Fishlegs: None of you should ever be having sex!
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miae-bee · 2 years ago
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Astrid: What are the new neighbors's names again? The couple next door?
Hiccup: Bandit and Kelly
Astrid: Not the dragons, the people
Hiccup: Why would I know that?
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toulouseec · 8 months ago
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Hiccup: "Good work"
Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"
Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"
Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"
Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"
Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"
Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"
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lex-crow · 8 months ago
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Hiccup (sparing with one of the riders mocking so they actually take the spar seriously): What, you want me to kick you in the face?
Dagur: !
Hiccup: Not you, I know what you want.
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dontgetcaught256 · 1 year ago
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Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.
Snotlout: For what?
Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*
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dragonnnfly · 9 months ago
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Hiccup: Snotlout? What are you doing here?
Snotlout, wearing a hawaiian shirt, sunglasses and holding a gatorade: My best
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athena-theunicorn · 2 years ago
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I just started Race to the Edge for the first time and I'm on season 2 and I love the riders so damn much. Like they make fun of each other and crack jokes at each other's expense but when it comes down to it they'd fight god together and I love it so damn much.
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toothbrushfingers · 2 years ago
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I MADE ANOTHER
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httyd-dragons-content · 2 years ago
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We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.
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msnewobsessioneveryweek · 1 year ago
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Viggo: Personally, that’s why I don’t agree with your opinion.
Dagur: Kay, I have a counterpoint.
Viggo: Valid argument?
Dagur: No. Pipe bomb.
Viggo: Oh shi-
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violet-moonstone · 8 months ago
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For your entertainment:
Hiccup: *trying to get stuff done at his workbench*
Dagur: *dramatically lays his head on Hiccup's shoulder*
Hiccup (clearly annoyed): ....Hello, Dagur
Dagur (moping): Heeeey Hiccup
Hiccup:....
Dagur: What'cha up to?
Hiccup: I'm trying to make improvements on Toothless' tail.
Dagur: Oh? That's cool.
Hiccup:...
Dagur:...
Hiccup: *sighs* How about you Dagur?
Dagur: Oh nothing, I've just been waiting all day for my boyfriend to pay attention to me.
Hiccup: Oh gods.
Dagur: But hey, it's okay, I guess a tail is more interesting than me.
Hiccup: *shakes his head* You're impossible.
Dagur: *pouts*
Hiccup (finally breaking a smile): Hey! Don't try to distract me with those sad puppy dog eyes!
Dagur: *perks up* I have sad puppy dog eyes?
Hiccup: *realizes that he's given Dagur a new weapon for his arsenal*
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