#incorrect rtte

[dontgetcaught256]

Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.

[dragonnnfly]

Ruffnut, gesturing to Hiccup: Tuff, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Tuffnut: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Hiccup, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO NEITHER OF YOU!

[toothbrushfingers]

[thereweredragonshere]

Fishlegs: *tapping fingers on table*

Hiccup: *taps fingers back furiously*

Snotlout: …What’s going on?

Astrid: Morse code. They’re talking.

Fishlegs: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Hiccup: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[httyd-dragons-content]

Toothless Rizz.

[lex-crow]

Hiccup (sparing with one of the riders mocking so they actually take the spar seriously): What, you want me to kick you in the face?

Dagur: !

Hiccup: Not you, I know what you want.

[rttehttydlover]

Tuffnut: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Ruffnut: The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

Snotlout: I’m just picturing someone screaming BONJOUR at a penis.

Dagur: Sacrebleu mademoiselle vagina, hon,hon,hon titty croissants!

Astrid and Heather: Titty croissants!

Hiccup & Fishlegs: None of you should ever be having sex!

[miae-bee]

Astrid: What are the new neighbors's names again? The couple next door?

Hiccup: Bandit and Kelly

Astrid: Not the dragons, the people

Hiccup: Why would I know that?

[incorrect-rtte]

Heather: This can’t get any worse. Can it?

Dagur: Sure it can - just give me a minute.

[toulouseec]

Hiccup: "Good work"

Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"

Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"

Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"

Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"

Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"

Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*

[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Astrid: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

*later*

Fishlegs: And you just ran away?!

Hiccup: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

[toothbrushfingers]

Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Hiccup: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.

Astrid: *makes a neutral face*

Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[ziggityzigg]

Snotlout: Fishlegs, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, mom

Snotlout: Fishlegs, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, mom

Snotlout: Fishlegs, Tuffnut, Ruffnut mom

Snotlout: Fishlegs, Tuffnut, Ruffnut, mom- HUHH??

Snotlout: HOW COME I ONLY HAVE FOUR FRIENDS?? AND ONE OF THEM IS MY MOM?

[httyd-dragons-content]

We got Hiccup, the equivalent of Florida man. But, its justified because it's dragons.

[lex-crow]

Hiccup: can you-

Viggo: I would reduce the world to ashes if you asked it of me.

Hiccup: …can you take those buckets to the pins.

Viggo: No ❤️(does it anyway)

Visiting my grandma’s farm this was yelled through the house.