#incorrect rtte

[dontgetcaught256]

Viggo, about Snotlout: What’s wrong with him?

Hiccup: Everyone has a different theory.

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Crack au about Jason being back from the dead + Tim being adopted before

Jason, back from the dead: don’t be alarmed I am not a ghost

Tim, on an hour of sleep: that is exactly what a ghost would say

Jason, raising on eye brow: okay fair but would a ghost do this *punches Tim in the shoulder hard*

Tim, holding his shoulder, in anger: YOURS WOULD!

[toothbrushfingers]

[dragonnnfly]

Ruffnut, gesturing to Hiccup: Tuff, look what you did! You made Mom upset!

Tuffnut: I’m sorry Mom... :(

Hiccup, near tears: I DON’T REMEMBER GIVING BIRTH TO NEITHER OF YOU!

[thereweredragonshere]

Fishlegs: *tapping fingers on table*

Hiccup: *taps fingers back furiously*

Snotlout: …What’s going on?

Astrid: Morse code. They’re talking.

Fishlegs: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -

Hiccup: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

[httyd-dragons-content]

Toothless Rizz.

[lex-crow]

Hiccup (sparing with one of the riders mocking so they actually take the spar seriously): What, you want me to kick you in the face?

Dagur: !

Hiccup: Not you, I know what you want.

[incorrect-rtte]

Heather: How long do you reckon it’ll be until Hiccup finally snaps and commits murder? Astrid: I’ve been going through life assuming it’s already happened at some point and it’s just that no one was ever able to trace it back to them.

[rttehttydlover]

Tuffnut: I’ll speak French between your legs.

Ruffnut: The hottest things I’ve ever been told.

Snotlout: I’m just picturing someone screaming BONJOUR at a penis.

Dagur: Sacrebleu mademoiselle vagina, hon,hon,hon titty croissants!

Astrid and Heather: Titty croissants!

Hiccup & Fishlegs: None of you should ever be having sex!

[miae-bee]

Astrid: What are the new neighbors's names again? The couple next door?

Hiccup: Bandit and Kelly

Astrid: Not the dragons, the people

Hiccup: Why would I know that?

[dontgetcaught256]

Hiccup: I don’t have the energy for this.

Snotlout: For what?

Hiccup: *gestures vaguely*

[toulouseec]

Hiccup: "Good work"

Snotlout: "Thanks Dad...why is everybody staring at me?"

Ruffnut: "You just called Hiccup 'Dad', you said 'thanks Dad'"

Snotlout: "What? No I didn't! I said thanks man!"

Hiccup: "Do you see me as a father figure Snotlout?"

Snotlout: "No, if anything I see you as a bother figure 'cause you're always bothering me!"

Tuffnut: "Hey! Show your father some respect!"

[toothbrushfingers]

Hiccup, to Astrid: If you see Snotlout, give him this message *makes a neutral face*

Hiccup: He'll know what it means.

*later*

Astrid: Oh, and Hiccup said to give you a message.

Astrid: *makes a neutral face*

Snotlout: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.

[dragonnnfly]

Hiccup: *pretending to joke* So when are you going to go out with me?

Astrid: I don't know. When are you going to ask me to?

*later*

Fishlegs: And you just ran away?!

Hiccup: I didn't expect her to flirt back!

[athena-theunicorn]

I just started Race to the Edge for the first time and I'm on season 2 and I love the riders so damn much. Like they make fun of each other and crack jokes at each other's expense but when it comes down to it they'd fight god together and I love it so damn much.

[mialicassi]

snotlout: hey, i'll have a large pineapple pizza, how much?

astrid *as the cashier*: oh its $10, but for pretty people it has a discount

snotlout: ohhh hehe, so how much does it cost for me?

astrid: $10.