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ithappensoffstage · 10 months ago

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I am genuinely so worried for all the young horny dykes going into adulthood thinking there's something "problematic" / "wrong" with them for being horny because fucking tiktok lesbians think any horny dyke content is "male gaze fetishistic"

#have seen screenshot after screenshot of that video saying love lies bleeding is fetishizing lesbians and?? muscles??#i cant take this shit anymore #text #anyway stay horny!#concerning tags y'all!! bobbi is joking! sarcasm! joking!#(for the later reblogs with the added screenshots)#y'all are killing me with these notes though this was formatted to be like. a 30 note max rant post.

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gongyussy · 6 months ago

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i'll let phie-san say it:

#the vids i've seen on tiktok picking at her immediately get a block...#bitter otaku sitting in their socks in their mom's basement feeling threatened/enraged by a hot successful black woman outnerding them-core #also this kind of criticism is so demoralising and damaging to people who are trying to learn another language #also. accents are NORMAL and not a bad thing #i don't think that the end goal of picking up a new language necessarily has to be sounding native #and i know sometimes the way japanese people react like SUGOIII? *W* when a foreigner says like one (1) word in japanese is joked about #but like... genuinely... i always love when someone clearly has made an effort and took the time to learn some of the language #anyway she can step on those haters <3 #also like. it’s just some lines in a song people need to relax…#megan thee stallion #autoplay warning #japan #japanese #language #mamushi

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noka-exe · 20 days ago

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Damian Wayne comes across a classic christmas carol known well among the children of gotham… pt [1/?]

#batfamily #damian wayne #batman #dc comics #alfred pennyworth #tim drake #dc robin #idk how long this is gonna be or how many parts bc it depends on if i can draw fast enough before christmas LOL #I have a ton of dialogue and parts planned so id fr have to get in the grindset ngl #Might not happen LMFAO #ANYWAYS dont take this too seriously #Also dont too hard abt where this would fit on any timeline shhhh shhh its all jokes n fun

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batcavescolony · 4 months ago

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Non-Americans please look away, this is private family matter.

#2024 presidential debate #presidential debate #usa president #usa presidential election #donald trump #kamala harris #anyways uhhhh vote #this is a joke #if another person says something like “you know the USA effects the rest of the worlds politics right” I'm gonna scream NO SHIT #I KNOW HOW POLITICS WORKS !!!! this is a joke! why would you think this is serious?

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mintaii · 29 days ago

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is this anything

#my art #arcane #viktor #jayce talis #jayvik #what if jayce experienced a theseus' ship moment with machine herald viktor #anyways this was a very self indulgent piece. back to my 3 other viktor drawings (half joking)#jayce is very difficult to draw for me. but he's easier when he's in post-misery form #edit: oh my god i forgot about the scar on jayce's eyebrow and cheek

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drop--pop--candy · 19 days ago

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indie rpgs if they were WOKE

TRANSGENDERTALE

GAY THE PRINCESS

WOKE SHOT

IN STARS AND TIME

#marin rambles #this post is nothing #i'm going to main tag it anyways. woe my dumb joke upon ye #in stars and time #one shot #undertale #slay the princess #no acronyms i don't feel like it

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egophiliac · 9 months ago

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bring back zooterkins, the best 17th-century swear word

I don't normally do Just Characters Swearing, but. ...this kind of wrote itself and then wouldn't leave my head. it comes from both a piece of character-writing advice that has always stuck with me, and also my conviction that Leona is 1000% funnier as a character if his dialogue has to stay G-rated. let Kalim say fuck, but don't let Leona say bastard.

(I'm sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #(sort of atemporally somewhere between episodes 6 and 7?)#(i - i wanted that lilia joke okay)#long post #tumblr went 'you can post up to 30 images now :)' and i was like well okay then #anyway once again i'm sorry #i'd say i don't know why i did this but actually it is because i wanted kalim to scandalize everyone #i tried to keep it...you know...tasteful. a tasteful amount of fucks.#hey remember how the framing premise for the original birthday interviews was that yuu worked for the school paper #because i have never forgotten. in my head they are still getting up to all kinds of wacky reporting hijinks.

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orionfrommars · 18 days ago

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Happy Holidays from the sillies!!

[Please do not steal, trace, repost or modify my work]

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crabussy · 1 year ago

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reblog for a larger sample size and to reduce sample bias!!

#IF ITS NOT CLEAR THIS IS A JOKE POLL #I'm poking lighthearted fun at all the clearly biased polls that go around on this website #many of which were made by yours truly #e.g. the queer/not queer polls #like its tumblr. you are not looking at the general population #anyway its all in good fun ^_^#unreality

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siyaazu · 2 months ago

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True pacifist ending.

#undertale #undertale fanart #grillby #frisk #frisk undertale #im such a fake ass grillby fan i legit didn't know this mf SPOKE CANONICALLY??? EVEN IF IT WAS LIKE 2 WORDS.#anyway um i cried rivers first of all bc he spoke second of all bc i started tweaking bad #familial or genuinely good friends frisk & grillby make my day tbh i love them sm #that “good job” means sm to me DON'T EVEN JOKE BRU

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passiunclepaltry · 1 year ago

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if golbetty is really omnipotent and whatnot . she woulda giggled

#she finds his dorky little jokes so so charming #anyway i SNORTED @ this line idk why i found it so silly #betty grof #golbetty #simon petrikov #petrigrof #adventure time #fionna and cake #artists on tumblr

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thelilnan · 2 months ago

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something about Logan's oneliners...

#poolverine #deadclaws #deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #comic #nan art #anyway the joke is from Kiss Kiss Bang Bang pls watch it [pleading eyes]

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windwenn · 3 months ago

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Hey....james t kirk and mister spock kind of act like theyre in love sometimes.....has anyone looked into this.....

#anyone takes this as anything other than a joke and im leaving the planet #anyway surprise! i started watching star trek #i can finally say that i Get It #star trek #spirk #star trek tos

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batsyheere · 3 months ago

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Duke, who is tired of being bullied for still having only a few spots checked off on vigilante bingo, decides to get even when family game night includes Never Have I Ever. Danny, who is either a friend or basically adopted family at this point, was invited.

He brings up the fact that he has never died and been brought back to life. Multiple fingers are put down, groans and complaints are made, and then they all turn to Danny when he just stares at the ground.

"If it happened more than once, do I put more fingers down? Or just the one?" he asks. The room falls silent for a few seconds before the flood of questions start.

#danny phantom #batfam #dc comics #this would of course be in a universe where danny may know their double lives but they dont know his #danny was just living life and kept getting caught up with the waynes and figured it might as well happen #anyway family night was canceled and leslie was called after danny said he had an accident and now has a 'heart condition'#jason is very much regretting all the death jokes he makes around danny because they arent as funny FROM danny #danny is having the time of his life and thought they figure out he was phantom as well

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proxycrit · 2 months ago

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LINKTOBER DAY 22, SEABED INN

Nothing like ending the adventure with a weird dream and manifesting a new spooky ring! Link’s too tired to wake Zelda for this one.

(That zora is a strange one, choosing to live near the sky. Have you heard? Rumors have it she even took one of the last zonai as a student.

I heard she taught it healing arts!

I heard she let it near the Sky Princess.

Oh no!

Didn’t she know the Zonai are cursed? Nothing ever goes right with their magic. That’s why they were taken by the malice.)

Interested in more of this au? Check out this masterpost (it all started when Zelda didn’t time travel back in time)

Want to see wips and character faces without Rauru’s brainfog getting in the way? Mayhaps you should check out my patreon :0

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sapphire-to-the-rain · 1 month ago

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unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe / blonde.

+ zoomed in versions :))

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