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neurotypicals when someone asks you to repeat yourself please please please for the love of god just repeat the whole sentence not just PART of it, i don't know what you're talking about and saying what you think is the most important part actually doesn't help iT TAKES TWICE AS LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO REPEAT IT AGAIN ANYWAY WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
#ramble#example from today that nearly made me break a window#'bhfskhughghgh fghgfj your book'#'what?'#'about your book'#'what about it????'#proceeds to look at me like i have no brain#sorry it's shark week and small things are driving me crazy#someone was vacuuming today and i almost started crying
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I'M-


LOOK AT EM-


THEY'RE SO FREAKING LIL AND CHUBBY CHEEKED I CAN'T OH MY GODDDDD-
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls book#gf book#gravity falls lost legends#gf lost legends#gravity falls spoilers#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford pines#gravity falls stan pines#gf stanford#gf stanley#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#stan and ford#pines twins#mystery twins#original mystery twins#kid stan and ford#I'M WEEPING THEY'RE SO SMOL AND PRECIOUS#*proceeds to gently hold them* Fuck I'd die for them you don't understand
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I don't know how to put it into words properly right now but I think there's something very poetic about the narrator and LQ both being represented by a crow or raven.
A man so desperate to prevent the end, so afraid of death that he'd prefer a world without change, is seen as a symbol of that very death he feared. On the other side of the same coin, the being he crafted to kill death is also very similar to a crow or raven. Both the creator of the construct and his chosen champion of eternity appear as symbols of death, and the "death itself" they've been set to defeat looks like just a princess. A normal human, an ordinary person, a consistent and everyday part of life.
Something about bringing about a world absent of death or change being a form of killing that world in itself, becoming the reaper you tried to defeat. Kill her and you've "saved" the world from death, but will always live as a representation of it.
#slay the princess#slay the princess meta#analysis/rambling tag ♡#“i dont know how to put it into words properly” proceeds to write multiple paragraphs#average literary analysis from me tbh
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Oh my god??? JIMMY???
SIR???
#artem rambles#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#life series#traffic series#traffic life#traffic smp#trafficshipping#trafficblr#rancher duo#“tango are we homies?” *proceeds to admit the gayest shit ever
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Hista, Yuu's Saw-scaled viper, often slithers over to Scarabia to try and grab either Jamil or Kalim. When she first showed up in Scarabia, she was exploring the dorm trying to find them, and got screams of panicking students in the prosses. Frustrated as the drama queen had to slither all the way over here, climbs one of the students and demands they take her to see Jamil or Kalim. The student, of course, has no idea what she's saying, but all the screams bring over Jamil.
Hista, now very happy to see him, moves her body off the student and onto Jamil's shoulders. Jamil's trying to remain calm as she speaks.
"Mr. Jamil, I was wondering if you'd like to spend the day with my mother."
Jamil can understand her a little bit and he's able to piece together what she hissed out.
"Your mother?"
"Yes, the bringer of tasty rodents and delicious beetles."
"Oh, you mean the prefect."
"Yes, now come." She tugs on him, pulling him towards the mirror. "They are lonely and require friendship."
"Wait, hold on!"
Animal Lover!Yuu is surprised to see Jamil standing in the doorway with a proud looking Hista around his shoulders and neck. She brought a cute one, mother, now she demands a treat of a spider.
Note: All animals call Yuu "Mother" regardless of gender.
#animal lover yuu#hista demands yummy spider and proceeds to eat it infront of a disgusted Jamil#jamil viper#twisted wonderland#twst rambles
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Sometimes lockpicking can go terribly wrong 😔
#ruby rambles ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾#“thank fuck for that! these clothes are new” -> proceeds to blow Astarion up 😭#astarion#neil newbon
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Nightheart having a fit as an apprentice over being named Flame when he is a solid black cat and then his solid black cat daughter being called Shine is really really funny actually
#changing skies spoilers#warrior cat spoilers#wc spoilers#how did that happen BAHAHA#they even ended last arc being like ‘oh we will name the kits when they get here’#proceeds to name one after their pelt and the other after the opposite of their pelt#anyway read the excerpts very very strange#the timeline is on Fire man#it could only be like 8 moons max since the end of star and suddenly everyone is a warrior and everyone has kids#why on earth does myrtylebloom have kids. why did she call one sunkit. sunbeam is literally right there In the nursery with you. hello#Vic rambles
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Actually, I am better than Siffrin. That's because when I dissociate and go through the horrors, nobody notices!
#I would do so well in a timeloop *proceeds to give up after a few loops*#I wish I had people who know and care for me enough to notice hahahahahahahaha#That being said nobody would ever figure out I'm in a timeloop therefore I would never escape it now isn't that just Loop-core#in stars and time#isat#siffrin isat#isat siffrin#✨⏳ ramblings
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You are doing a very bad job representing the selfship community by harassing proshippers.
LMAOO ???? first of all, I've never done this, I have an 8 mile long block list, and second of all ???? dawg I literally post templates and make stamps and blinkies and ask games and shit what do you want from me 😭✋ no one thinks this but you, you unsalted peanut. did someone piss in your soup this evening? should we contact the president?
local anon feels threatened by rando on internet posting about fictional husband, whines and cries in his inbox about it. also who said I represent the selfship community? glad you think of me that way ! <3
#yall r so thirsty for attention its HILARIOUS#“youre harassing proshippers!!!” *proceeds to avoid my dni to make up lies*#lachlan talks#lachlan rambles
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Oh yes my favorite duo, 'AAWEHEHEGWGWV 🥺🥺' and 'I'm barely tolerating your ass'
#Deltarune#utdr#ralsei#kris dreemurr#i don't actually believe in the 'Ralsei is actually in love with the player' i just think the idea is funny#in tea theory terms: kris getting 60+ health probably means they like ralsei enough considering the circumstances#but them barely tolerating him because he's putting an annoying uwu vibe to please the player is a way funnier#people in the fandom worrying over Ralsei being all suspicious but I'm here to show you that's actually a good thing#imagine how unbelievable funny it would be if his cute face just dropped the second the player isn't looking#and ralsei tries to explain to kris that they should also act a bit more put together for the sake of their plan#'kris professionals have standards' and proceeds to do his dumb looking down blushy face#anyway thanks for listening to my insane ramblings about sus ralsei
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why are men on dating apps so??? bro calls himself a brat tamer, tries to dominate me without any given consent and goes BONKERS when i say "nah" twice??? girl???
#the only thing youre gotta tame is your ego#and proceeds to tell me IM the one with the wrong mindset when i tell him we're literally nothing yet??#after texting for like. 3 hours?#like I might be dramatic here but???#sorry for the ramble mwah#gothghostiie
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When Alberu is stressed/having a mental breakdown:
Cale: *answering Alberu's call* Is there any problem, your highness?
Alberu: Cale Henituse, I need you to come and kill me. RIGHT. NOW.
Cale:
Cale: I'll be there as soon as possible.
Alberu: ... Thank you.
#proceeds to listen to alberu's rambling#maybe cale will let alberu cuddle him#i need more platonic alcale#and their siblings goals#even though i do ship them romantically#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#alberu crossman#headcanon
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i have to laugh about people complaining about how Bigoted and Disrespectful thingol is to the noldor as if he doesn't:
remain friends with finrod and tell him the location of nargothrond, which finrod goes on to be the king of - meaning thingol is fine with there being a noldorin elven ruler in beleriand
outright state that he will not cut ties with fingolfin and his followers, who do participate in the slaughter of his brother's people, merely because he sees that they've atoned for their actions
host galadriel in doriath and make no objection to her wedding with celeborn, his own grand-nephew - meaning he is also fine with noldor staying in his court and marrying into his own family
the only noldor whom he openly dismisses and dislikes are the fëanorians, who participated in the aforementioned slaughter of his brother's people, insult him, and refuse to acknowledge him as a king despite him having maintained his kingdom in beleriand since before they were born and certainly long before they came there. but that's just it isn't it. fandom can't handle someone in-universe disdaining their precious innocent war criminals and that's why everything bad that happens in the first age is thingol's fault. or the fault of his grandson for not giving the silmaril that his parents nearly died to obtain to the people who disrespected his grandfather and tried to rape his mother. or the fault of his great-granddaughter for not giving the silmaril to the people that sacked her home, killed her entire family including her brothers who were children, and made her a refugee as a toddler. it is definitely not the fault of the people who decided to do all the ambushing and attacking, no absolutely not. that's nonsense, they're just victims of tyrannical close-minded racist elu thingol and his equally entitled descendants :DDD
#every day my disdain for those types of feanorian apologists grows#the amount of reaching you guys do to make thingol and anyone who opposes your poor little meow meows look bad#and no i'm not saying thingol cannot be an asshole (beren knows) but the stuff he's accused of being and hated for is... not canon#you people: i hate this character bc [proceeds to list headcanons and fanon and things you made up]#elu thingol#thingol#finrod felagund#finrod#fingolfin#sons of fëanor#sons of feanor#galadriel#artanis#celeborn#tolkien tag#i ramble#lotr#jrr tolkien
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(So sorry i feel like im spamkmg yoyr ask box but i just rotate this au around in my brain like microve)
So i was checking out the posts linked through your coi au master post, and this part:
Did this this cut more deep than Donnie intended? Like does Leo still think about this one line even months past? Like does he think, as hes going on his nightly falling/flying sesions how his brothers couldnt even think of leaving april behind but didn't hesitate to leave him behind
Meanwhile donnie and bros dont see it that that. They see leo as equal, even without wings, they never once thought of it as leaving him behind. Because hes their brother, theyd NEVER leave him behind.
But then that got me thinking... did they accidentally like ACTUALLY leave leo behind that first night donnie made his wings. Cause i can see donnie and the ither two being caught up in the joy of flying together for the first time, maybe going too fast for leo to keep up on the rooftops, cementing the idea in his head that his bros dont need him.
This is long winded lol i just got angst on my mind 😭
Spam me all you want!! I may not be able to promise I’ll get to every ask I ever receive, I just don’t have that time, but I CAN promise that I see, read, and overthink everything anyone sends me (ง’̀-‘́)ง So send away!!
As for your question: Absolutely, yes, that moment struck Leo down to his core — but not like. Personally. He knows Donnie didn’t mean it like that! Realistically, he understands that his brothers/sister care just as much about him as he does about them. They’d never purposefully leave him behind!! At the end of the day, he trusts that, should he ever get seriously knocked down, his family would turn right back around to help him get back up.
But he still has a MAJOR barrier that he sees between them. One that Donnie AND April are now able to literally fly over. And now that he’s outnumbered, that wall feels even higher than before. He’s not alone, not ever, but it certainly feels like it sometimes…
And all of that is exactly why he doesn’t want to say anything. He not only feels a little silly to have this impossible dream in the first place (his hoard is literally birds and butterflies and shit, that’s so weird and pathetic, isn’t it???), but he doesn’t WANT them to worry about him. He doesn’t want them to turn tail and come back just to make sure he’s keeping up with them. He can’t hold them back like that!
It’s better to pretend he’s on the same level, train himself into the ground (even literally if that’s what it takes) to prove he’s on the same level, make them focus on his stellar swimming skills that are (to them) on par to their flying, than for them to ever realize that all he’ll ever do is look up at them from below.
Also, yes, after Dee made his first fully functioning flight pack, they all went on a quick flight around the city. April was the one to suggest they move it to the ocean so Leo could at least keep up with them and cheer them on…
#I love when an asker apologizes for writing too long of an ask#and I proceed to inadvertently answer in just as much of a ramble#if not longer#whoops#enjoy the Leo angst study I guess—#also to clarify#Leo does love his hoard#his hoard is his happy place#but sometimes it does make him feel a bit… childish#in moments of weakness#asks#dragons rise au#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt#rise leo#rottmnt leo#TMNT#coi au#curse of icarus
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Suddenly aware of the fact that a child of Jupiter (Zeus) and a child of Poseidon actually join hands to save a child of Hades.
Awww and to think that their fathers would gouge each other’s eyes out——
#If I were Zeus or Poseidon I’d brag about this unto eternity and proceed to mock the hell#out of the kid’s helplessness whenever i want to rile his father aka my eldest brother up.#nico di angelo#jason grace#percy jackson#mark of athena#pjo#hoo#toa#yone rambling#percy jackson and the olympians#heroes of olympus#trials of apollo
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smidge of a headcanon that Seer Obscura gets really lightheaded and a little shakey after intense visions because of their lack of use of the sight.
morgan has to get them to sit down or rest after or else they’ll pass out
They’re grateful for having morgan to help them through the tough ones now since before they had to deal with it on their own…
but sometimes they feel bad for having him repeat the same stuff to them or having him explain something again so they’ll pretend to understand more or like stop asking questions to keep from the possibility of morgan from getting upset at them but he always sees through their avoidance so he’s just constantly yapping bc he likes talking to them anyway and genuinely wants to be able to help them through being an Obscura.
sorry for me yapping i just love morgan and his listener and their storyline and them and );&:92838@/
they have me like

#me projecting on seer :3#I LOVETHEM#i can’t wait for their story to proceed :3#redacted audio#redactedverse#redacted asmr#redacted morgan#i want more content NOW!#content wolf.#that’s my new thing now i’m the content wolf just because someone pointed it out :3#please ignore all the grammatical mistakes it’s late over here and i’m rambling and missing my shaylas…#:3
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