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neurotypicals when someone asks you to repeat yourself please please please for the love of god just repeat the whole sentence not just PART of it, i don't know what you're talking about and saying what you think is the most important part actually doesn't help iT TAKES TWICE AS LONG BECAUSE I HAVE TO ASK YOU TO REPEAT IT AGAIN ANYWAY WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
#ramble#example from today that nearly made me break a window#'bhfskhughghgh fghgfj your book'#'what?'#'about your book'#'what about it????'#proceeds to look at me like i have no brain#sorry it's shark week and small things are driving me crazy#someone was vacuuming today and i almost started crying
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I'M-
LOOK AT EM-
THEY'RE SO FREAKING LIL AND CHUBBY CHEEKED I CAN'T OH MY GODDDDD-
#oli talks#ooc#muns ramblings#mindless ramblings of a madman#gravity falls#gf#gravity falls book#gf book#gravity falls lost legends#gf lost legends#gravity falls spoilers#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls stanford#gravity falls ford pines#gravity falls stan pines#gf stanford#gf stanley#stanford pines#stanley pines#stan pines#ford pines#stan and ford#pines twins#mystery twins#original mystery twins#kid stan and ford#I'M WEEPING THEY'RE SO SMOL AND PRECIOUS#*proceeds to gently hold them* Fuck I'd die for them you don't understand
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!! BIRTHDAY / MILESTONE RAFFLE !!
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Been inkling to do something my birthday month the day was actually yesterday & way back XYZ followers milestone what's gone due for confetti
I WANNA ART ♡ I WANNA FULL ILLUST ♡ ART FOR YOU ♡
♥ RULES TO ENTER ♥
♡ (be) Following me (new welcome!)
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MARCH 1ST will randomly select & message one winner from the reblogs (match up w the blog you following from or leave a lil note about it in the replies if mismatched: o)
& from there winner gets one full illustration from me !!
Full illust can be anything* !! the main examples you'll see on my blog been primarily horses but other kindsa OCs / such welcome <3
* "anything's" main limits are my typical commissions rules: single-character, personal use only, no NSFW — and a couple additional notes for the context of a more laid-back raffle vs. paid work re:reference/design::
♡ If you comm me before ya might be used to reviewing outfits detail-by-detail — looking for this to prioritize the overall composition flow / vibes in a lil more freeform instead of a straight-on design reference-view like the flat bg comms
♡ Still happy to create unique looks !! and the illust might wind up highlighting the drip all the same, but a new design just won't be the prime Function of it yknow?
♡ v flexible on references / inspo on hand or not tho all in all <3
#raffle#:D#this is my first time#so i feel like i got rambly below the cut tryna Envision how proceed#but excited !#<333
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Me: *has never watched nor been interested in anything one piece related*
These two idiots:
Me: well okay fuck you I guess, I'll get obsessed or whatever
#wips rambles!#zosan#me: *proceeds to spend three hours reading a bunch of wikis so I can understand what the fuck is going on*
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I don't know how to put it into words properly right now but I think there's something very poetic about the narrator and LQ both being represented by a crow or raven.
A man so desperate to prevent the end, so afraid of death that he'd prefer a world without change, is seen as a symbol of that very death he feared. On the other side of the same coin, the being he crafted to kill death is also very similar to a crow or raven. Both the creator of the construct and his chosen champion of eternity appear as symbols of death, and the "death itself" they've been set to defeat looks like just a princess. A normal human, an ordinary person, a consistent and everyday part of life.
Something about bringing about a world absent of death or change being a form of killing that world in itself, becoming the reaper you tried to defeat. Kill her and you've "saved" the world from death, but will always live as a representation of it.
#slay the princess#slay the princess meta#analysis/rambling tag ♡#“i dont know how to put it into words properly” proceeds to write multiple paragraphs#average literary analysis from me tbh
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Oh my god??? JIMMY???
SIR???
#artem rambles#jimmy solidarity#tangotek#life series#traffic series#traffic life#traffic smp#trafficshipping#trafficblr#rancher duo#“tango are we homies?” *proceeds to admit the gayest shit ever
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Hista, Yuu's Saw-scaled viper, often slithers over to Scarabia to try and grab either Jamil or Kalim. When she first showed up in Scarabia, she was exploring the dorm trying to find them, and got screams of panicking students in the prosses. Frustrated as the drama queen had to slither all the way over here, climbs one of the students and demands they take her to see Jamil or Kalim. The student, of course, has no idea what she's saying, but all the screams bring over Jamil.
Hista, now very happy to see him, moves her body off the student and onto Jamil's shoulders. Jamil's trying to remain calm as she speaks.
"Mr. Jamil, I was wondering if you'd like to spend the day with my mother."
Jamil can understand her a little bit and he's able to piece together what she hissed out.
"Your mother?"
"Yes, the bringer of tasty rodents and delicious beetles."
"Oh, you mean the prefect."
"Yes, now come." She tugs on him, pulling him towards the mirror. "They are lonely and require friendship."
"Wait, hold on!"
Animal Lover!Yuu is surprised to see Jamil standing in the doorway with a proud looking Hista around his shoulders and neck. She brought a cute one, mother, now she demands a treat of a spider.
Note: All animals call Yuu "Mother" regardless of gender.
#animal lover yuu#hista demands yummy spider and proceeds to eat it infront of a disgusted Jamil#jamil viper#twisted wonderland#twst rambles
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Nightheart having a fit as an apprentice over being named Flame when he is a solid black cat and then his solid black cat daughter being called Shine is really really funny actually
#changing skies spoilers#warrior cat spoilers#wc spoilers#how did that happen BAHAHA#they even ended last arc being like ‘oh we will name the kits when they get here’#proceeds to name one after their pelt and the other after the opposite of their pelt#anyway read the excerpts very very strange#the timeline is on Fire man#it could only be like 8 moons max since the end of star and suddenly everyone is a warrior and everyone has kids#why on earth does myrtylebloom have kids. why did she call one sunkit. sunbeam is literally right there In the nursery with you. hello#Vic rambles
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Sometimes lockpicking can go terribly wrong 😔
#ruby rambles ‧͙⁺˚*・༓☾#“thank fuck for that! these clothes are new” -> proceeds to blow Astarion up 😭#astarion#neil newbon
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I love this scene so much. I love Simon's pretend annoyance and exaggerated eye roll at Patty asking for a kiss before she records Watermelon for him. I love how it almost implies she's been doing that for the past bit of time that he's been digging through her letters. I love how Simon doesn't say "okay, c'mere" when she asks for the kiss, he leans all the way over, doesn't make her move an inch.
#and then he proceeds to give her such a chaste sweet lil peck before losing his absolute mind over her singing#patty and simon real true lovers <3333#patty dia#simon dia#patty x simon#dinner in america#kyle gallner#emily skeggs#kait rambles
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hey idk which anxious pre-t babe needs to hear this but i didn't get to when i was younger so. testosterone will not make you ugly. it won't make you a horrible person. it won't 'mutilate' or ruin your body. if you want to go on testosterone then literally all that happens is it makes you really fucking hot and REALLY fucking happy.
#ramble#literally very hot. like very hot#there is so much sweat#'oh you're just trying to paint a pretty picture that it's all fine' yeah i am!!! it's fucking great. i love it#trans people aren't sad clueless little babes who don't know what's going on. if you want to go on hormones you Know what it's going to do#and you WANT THAT WHICH IS WHY YOU'RE DOING IT#i hate hate hate seeing detransitioners like 'it destroyed and mutilated me'#*proceeds to list the normal effects of hormones*#it's all fearmongering and it's SICK#personally i think we should start glorifying transition more. because it's BEAUTIFUL
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You are doing a very bad job representing the selfship community by harassing proshippers.
LMAOO ???? first of all, I've never done this, I have an 8 mile long block list, and second of all ???? dawg I literally post templates and make stamps and blinkies and ask games and shit what do you want from me 😭✋ no one thinks this but you, you unsalted peanut. did someone piss in your soup this evening? should we contact the president?
local anon feels threatened by rando on internet posting about fictional husband, whines and cries in his inbox about it. also who said I represent the selfship community? glad you think of me that way ! <3
#yall r so thirsty for attention its HILARIOUS#“youre harassing proshippers!!!” *proceeds to avoid my dni to make up lies*#lachlan talks#lachlan rambles
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Oh yes my favorite duo, 'AAWEHEHEGWGWV 🥺🥺' and 'I'm barely tolerating your ass'
#Deltarune#utdr#ralsei#kris dreemurr#i don't actually believe in the 'Ralsei is actually in love with the player' i just think the idea is funny#in tea theory terms: kris getting 60+ health probably means they like ralsei enough considering the circumstances#but them barely tolerating him because he's putting an annoying uwu vibe to please the player is a way funnier#people in the fandom worrying over Ralsei being all suspicious but I'm here to show you that's actually a good thing#imagine how unbelievable funny it would be if his cute face just dropped the second the player isn't looking#and ralsei tries to explain to kris that they should also act a bit more put together for the sake of their plan#'kris professionals have standards' and proceeds to do his dumb looking down blushy face#anyway thanks for listening to my insane ramblings about sus ralsei
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why are men on dating apps so??? bro calls himself a brat tamer, tries to dominate me without any given consent and goes BONKERS when i say "nah" twice??? girl???
#the only thing youre gotta tame is your ego#and proceeds to tell me IM the one with the wrong mindset when i tell him we're literally nothing yet??#after texting for like. 3 hours?#like I might be dramatic here but???#sorry for the ramble mwah#gothghostiie
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When Alberu is stressed/having a mental breakdown:
Cale: *answering Alberu's call* Is there any problem, your highness?
Alberu: Cale Henituse, I need you to come and kill me. RIGHT. NOW.
Cale:
Cale: I'll be there as soon as possible.
Alberu: ... Thank you.
#proceeds to listen to alberu's rambling#maybe cale will let alberu cuddle him#i need more platonic alcale#and their siblings goals#even though i do ship them romantically#lcf#lout of the count’s family#tcf#trash of the count's family#cale henituse#alberu crossman#headcanon
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i have to laugh about people complaining about how Bigoted and Disrespectful thingol is to the noldor as if he doesn't:
remain friends with finrod and tell him the location of nargothrond, which finrod goes on to be the king of - meaning thingol is fine with there being a noldorin elven ruler in beleriand
outright state that he will not cut ties with fingolfin and his followers, who do participate in the slaughter of his brother's people, merely because he sees that they've atoned for their actions
host galadriel in doriath and make no objection to her wedding with celeborn, his own grand-nephew - meaning he is also fine with noldor staying in his court and marrying into his own family
the only noldor whom he openly dismisses and dislikes are the fëanorians, who participated in the aforementioned slaughter of his brother's people, insult him, and refuse to acknowledge him as a king despite him having maintained his kingdom in beleriand since before they were born and certainly long before they came there. but that's just it isn't it. fandom can't handle someone in-universe disdaining their precious innocent war criminals and that's why everything bad that happens in the first age is thingol's fault. or the fault of his grandson for not giving the silmaril that his parents nearly died to obtain to the people who disrespected his grandfather and tried to rape his mother. or the fault of his great-granddaughter for not giving the silmaril to the people that sacked her home, killed her entire family including her brothers who were children, and made her a refugee as a toddler. it is definitely not the fault of the people who decided to do all the ambushing and attacking, no absolutely not. that's nonsense, they're just victims of tyrannical close-minded racist elu thingol and his equally entitled descendants :DDD
#every day my disdain for those types of feanorian apologists grows#the amount of reaching you guys do to make thingol and anyone who opposes your poor little meow meows look bad#and no i'm not saying thingol cannot be an asshole (beren knows) but the stuff he's accused of being and hated for is... not canon#you people: i hate this character bc [proceeds to list headcanons and fanon and things you made up]#elu thingol#thingol#finrod felagund#finrod#fingolfin#sons of fëanor#sons of feanor#galadriel#artanis#celeborn#tolkien tag#i ramble#lotr#jrr tolkien
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