#sorry for the ramble mwah

[gothghostiie]

why are men on dating apps so??? bro calls himself a brat tamer, tries to dominate me without any given consent and goes BONKERS when i say "nah" twice??? girl???

[gojoest]

btw pregnancy freak satoru does not play around with curses anymore, no more prolonging the fights just bc he can and it’s fun. hollow purples left and right to end the mission quickly so he can go back home to fuck his pregnant wife

[kate-bot]

REQUIRED READING for any noisecouple enjoyers: @manicplank 's "the colour pink" fic ITS SOOOO GOOD and i just had to do a little animation of their date.... so so so so cute i love them forever

gif version under the cut:

idk why it loses so much quality . kind of annoying but oh well

[sentientsky]

armand is so fucking pretty. genuinely WHO allowed tbis

[shannonsketches]

he's so important to me

[sugarsnappeases]

am i. am i hearing u right. scamandercest?? elaborate pls id love to know more

yes you are indeed hearing me right!!!!! and i would absolutely love to elaborate!!!!!

i think it's a classic case of 'the implications are there', particularly in the third fantastic beasts film. but i like to think that they grew up in a big kinda farm-style household out in the country. a small, cosy cottage with a lot of land surrounding it, just the two of them and their parents and an array of creatures. i like to think that newt spent a lot of time running around and crawling under bushes and wading through the pond looking for said creatures and theseus spent a lot of time running after him and teaching him how to climb trees safely and helping him w his various projects.

i think with their age gap. that theseus is very much an Older Brother, but also that newt has always had a lot of independence. like i think that when theseus goes to hogwarts, newt obvs misses him loads but he has his creatures and he isn't all that lonely even if he's mostly alone. but when newt goes to hogwarts (once theseus has already graduated), theseus HATES IT SO MUCH. SO SO MUCH. even if he's like. fully an adult now and starting his auror training and maybe moving out of the cottage, he always comes back and stays during newt's holidays. he can't stand being in that place when newt's not there but he equally can't stand not being there when newt IS there.

i also think, however, that the main incestuous stuff happens when they're much older. i talked a bit (blathered on somewhat derangedly) the other day about them and leta in the summer after newt and leta's graduation, having an awkward threesome. i think that's the first time anything like physically incestuous happens. and i've since learnt!! that newt actually did go into the ministry for a bit after hogwarts and jen and i were just saying that it was probs the calmest time of theseus' life. like he can have both the people he loves (newt&leta) close to him and safe and i think during this time they all basically live together in that cottage (idk what i want to happen to their parents... will have to ponder them more at some point) but there's a lot of kinda fumbling, not-really-a-relationship but they're all very much in love mess going on there. and they're happy. and it's easy but not forever bc in the end newt can't do it!!!!

he can't stand the bureaucracy of it all. he must be freeeeee. and he's always wanted to travelll and he gets this chance to write 'fantastic beasts' and he takes it and he goes and theseus is trying to hold onto himmm but he'd never try and stop him from going bc he wants newt happy as much as he wants him safe and near. so then there's the separation. and things are strained. and theseus wants him to come home so bad. and he and leta move out of the cottage too. and they get engaged. and newt is meant to be best man. and it's all very tense and they're all a little bit miserable. and then it (the incest) all Properly Kicks Off after leta dies. bc they have no one else left!!!!!!!!!

they have no one else left!!!!!! and theseus has given up on trying to get newt to join the ministry again but he's still determined to protect his younger brother and like. the third film. the entirety of the third film is craaaaazy actually. theseus literally follows newt everywhere and does whatever newt asks him to do, and it's not no-questions-asked bc he's asking questions the whole time but there's never any question about whether or not he would do it. pretty much the only time he's not trailing around after newt is when he gets fucking kidnapped. and then newt comes to SAVE HIM!!! and there's no question about that either. like obviously newt goes to save him. and they hold hands and jen and i screamed. anyway. it's obvious (to me) that they're basically living in each other's pockets. they're both slightly miserable and grieving but they're doing it together and they have each other and they love each other so much and they're sooooo brothers but they're also sooooooo fucking and it makes me insane!!!!!!!!!!

[malakhim]

silly day

[all-seeing-ifer]

tagged by @moistvonlipwig yahoooo!! thank you for tagging bro!

Last song: hot to go by chappell roan lol

Favorite color: purble!!!

Last book: the last book I finished was out there screaming: an anthology of new black horror, which is a collection of horror short stories edited by jordan peele. and I'm currently reading the lottery and other stories by shirley jackson which I got as a christmas gift. so.... another collection of horror short stories. lol.

Last movie: if we're counting short films, I watched a really gorgeous animated short film the other night called the boy who cheated death. more people should be following the short of the week youtube channel tbh, you get to have random new short films show up in your youtube subscription feed and there's a lot of great stuff in there!

in terms of feature films, the last thing I watched was lady macbeth, starring florence pugh. it was pretty damn good and I definitely get why it was the film that put florence pugh in the spotlight

Last show: started watching season 2 of arcane a couple days ago!

Sweet/spicy/savory: spicy!

Relationship status: stop swearing at me

Last thing I googled: um. "knuckles pronouns comic". because I wanted to quote said comic for the previous joke. before that it was "true detective" because jon ware kept referencing the show and his beef with it in the tsv q&a lol

Current obsession: the buffyverse is still my main Thing. but guys i need to get this off my chest. i think i've been burying the lede about how much of a number the robbie williams chimp biopic did on my brain. like i know i haven't been talking about it THAT much here compared to how much i talk about other things but it's been bad. I've never regretted joining airbuds more bc I spent several days Just listening to that movie soundtrack which is a bad enough situation without my old flatmate's coworker being able to send me a sticker saying SHAME bc he saw i listened to relight my fire by take that (specifically the version from the robbie williams chimp biopic) for the 50th time in a week. help me.

Looking forward to: I have tickets to see the hadestown obc when they come to london next month can i get a wahoo

no-pressure tagging: @kiwowiwo @discocaptain @treasureplcnet @spaghettisaurusrex @fatherramiro

@historicallyinaccuratejomarch @yellowjckets @natalie-goodmn @helpfulbug @bisummers

[boughclan-clangen]

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[mikashisus]

stellaronhvnters powerpoint night part 2 went CRAZYYYYYY

[mvalentine]

was serving slutty steve jobs for my presentation on apple today <3

oh my fuckin god she fuckin ded 💤

[gothghostiie]

I thought you’d appreciate Grave’s “Come on baby, come on baby, come on baby— fuck” (Insta link)

oh i ALWAYS appreciate anything graves but especially this pookie 😩 warren knew what he was doing there, hes a god damn bastard

[linkvcr]

goooood afternoon skysword nation

[cherry-bomb-ships]

Sorry I'm rly back on that bullshit cuz I'm skimming thru the PPG movie for reference pics while drawing and seeing pieces of the start of the film has me thinking yet again about Mojo's origin and just like. There is soooo much angsty potential there and I 100% understand why it wasn't touched on cuz A) the girls are the main characters, this is their origin story, and B) they didn't want to make it TOO dark. But still. Throughout this whole cute opening scene of the Professor meeting the girls, Mojo is somewhere in the corner of the lab going thru his mutation as his brain grows and he basically becomes sentient. Animals in domestic spaces will kinda put themselves in somewhere cramped and dark when they're in pain, that was probably one of the last things he did running off just animal instinct

And I mean, his brain is loterally expanding, breaking through his skull, breaking through his skin, there is no way in hell it wasn't a painful process, and on top of the physical pain, there's also the intense confusion that must have come with suddenly having intelligence even more advanced than most humans, the overwhelming sensory overload of information coming into his rapidly advancing mind. He's suddenly one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet, and you want to know the first thing that all of that intelligence allowed him to logically conclude for himself?? That the only other living being he's been in contact with and relied on for survival for probably YEARS, completely forgot about him. All he sees is that Utonium didnt even THINK to check on him during the most painful experience of his entire life, didn't care at all. All his old caretaker is concerned about is those strange new superpowered girls. The first sentient thought Mojo ever had was realizing that he was abandoned.

That's like, real fucked up man

[tumblasha]

phil doing a tumblr ask video just as i start becoming active on tumblr again, aquarius phil-coded dangirls stay together!

[catboycyrus]

HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEWS ABOUT CYRUS BEING CANONICALLY AUTISTIC

well sure but I figured we all knew that for years due to his nature? One of the most obvious autistic characters ever invented right behind Fegan Floop of Spy Kids fame.