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cant tell you how bad it feels to constantly tell other artists to come to tumblr, because its the last good website that isn't fucked up by spoonfeeding algorithms and AI bullshit and isn't based around meaningless likes
just to watch that all fall apart in the last year or so and especially the last two weeks
there's nowhere good to go anymore for artists.
edit - a lot of people are saying the tags are important so actually, you'll look at my tags.
#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that #if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking #use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark #it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled #please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art #if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage #improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making #years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
#not art#but important#please dont delete your accounts because of the AI crap. your art deserves more than being lost like that#if you have a good PC please glaze or nightshade it. if you dont or it doesnt work with your style (like mine) please start watermarking#use a plain-ish font. make it your username. if people can't google what your watermark says and find ur account its not a good watermark#it needs to be central in the image - NOT on the canvas edges - and put it in multiple places if you are compelled#please dont stop posting your art because of this shit. we just have to hope regulations will come slamming down on these shitheads#in the next year or two and you want to have accounts to come back to. the world Needs real art#if we all leave that just makes more room for these scam artists to fill in with their soulless recycled garbage#improvise adapt overcome. it sucks but it is what it is for the moment. safeguard yourself as best you can without making#years of art from thousands of artists lost media. the digital world and art is too temporary to hastily click a Delete button out of spite
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Never did I expect myself to be mourning the absence of english essays and writing exams and theatre class critiques. Do you understand how fucking amazing of a grade I could get on an analysis of trauma in Critical Role? On Lou Wilson and Emily Axford's finesse in portraying the heavy expectations and double standards placed on children? On Ylfa Snorgelsson's relationship to death? On the journey of a man's relationship to violence? On an analysis of grief in Dimension 20? On the pitfalls of youth? On the dynamic between humanity and religion? On the journey of self-discovery and acceptance? On love in all its forms? On the nature of choice? On everything Brennan Lee Mulligan has to say about capitalism? On the tragedy of im/mortality? On Gerard and Elody's divorce? On the unfeeling and aimless happenstance of the universe? On the role of fate and destiny? I'm not saying it would be easy. I'm saying can you imagine how fucking cool it would have been to turn in 5 pages about a dnd show, feeling good about it?
#not that i knew about cr and d20 back then. or that they even existed at that point. but give kids the chance to work from what they love.#rather than boxing them into one medium and then slicing it in half cuz of book bans and shit.#i can only imagine someone asking if they can write their essay about the tragedy of war using a crown of candy as their source material.#and getting turned down cuz the administrator looked it up and was blasted with the phenomenon that is getting 'slammed down big style'#a million tags here we come. in no particular order. most can be mixed and matched anyway. and im sure ill miss a couple#critical role#cr1#cr2#cr3#exu calamity#dimension 20#d20#neverafter#fantasy high#fh#fantasy high sophmore year#fhsy#a crown of candy#acoc#the ravening war#trw#a starstruck odyssey#aso#a court of fey and flowers#acofaf#the unsleeping city#tuc#intrepid heroes#ih#cr cast
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okay I've got it. I've connected the dots. Vinh is clearly the best option in DE because he would recognize Max has two hands and would be totally on board with whatever the fuck she and Safi have going on. sorry Amanda you're too good for this trainwreck
#amanda really is too good for these people#like moses! this is why vinh is banned from hitting on moses#when amanda slammed the brakes stating that max being hot doesn't override how fucking weird she is?#and that she has to evaluate everything first to make sure she doesn't get her heart broken by her?#automatically too good for max#not that max doesn't deserve someone good#max still has SO MUCH shit to deal with before she can dump it on a normal well-adjusted person like amanda#vinh is still down so bad for safi that I can't imagine this not being the funniest path for them all to take#life is strange#life is strange double exposure#vinh lang#max caulfield#safi llewellyn fayyad#amanda thomas
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ok so: the umbrella academy except it’s about the hargreeves siblings in 40 years when five is a very, very old man but really in his early 50’s while the rest of the siblings are senior citizens whom five has to take care of against his will
someone please read the tags and yap about this with me. thank you
#that sounds like five’s hell to me#but would it not be funny#picture this: luther just tried to hit diego over the head with his walker and five had to blink between them to stop it#and allison rumored him into letting them play bingo for another hour#viktor listens to classical music in his room and keeps to himself#and sparrow ben is here (because i said so) and he’s grumpy as all hell#him and five have many stare downs.#five’s like ‘‘eat your soup old man’’ and ben’s like ‘‘old man? what are you now 98?’’#and five slams his fists on the table and yells ‘‘you think i wanna be taking care of you assholes?’’#klaus got back into eyeliner so he walks around looking like an overgrown emo and five has to help him take it off before bed every night#and every single day five tells him ‘‘if i have to help you take this shit off tomorrow i’m confiscating it’’#but he never does because klaus keeps hiding it#sorry please someone talk with me about this. it’s funny because i said so#this was a random thought but now i can’t stop thinking about this. oh my god#laur says stuff#laur rambles#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#hargreeves siblings#tua s4#number five#tua season 4#klaus hargreeves#allison hargreeves#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#ben hargeeeves#viktor hargreeves
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the brighter the light, the darker the shadow
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there’s a very large chance that kuukou’s backstory parallels sasara’s more than anyone’s, in that they had very normal-ish upbringings but handled them very poorly lmao, but i’m choosing to believe light and shadow, medication vs meditation, twin dudes with buddha imagery jakurai and kuukou are living their lives the way they are to atone for past mistakes
#vee queued to fill the void#*clutches the darkness i assume kuukou has that he just keeps hidden to chest* KR!!!!!!! DONT YOU DARE TAKE THIS FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEE#like kuukou has to have made a pretty big mistake if his catchphrase is literally having the freedom to make mistakes right??? right lol???#one that colours his every move but bc he’s so focused on moving forward and not letting it define and weigh him down#we just haven’t been privy to it!!!!!! right?????#like the only reason jyushi and hitoya know about his previous assault charge hitoya worked on it and he told jyushi about it lol#kuukou wouldn’t have said shit just like he clammed up when he offhandedly mentioned his past with ichiro to jyushi#*slams fist on table* KUUKOU!!!!!! STOP YAPPING ABOUT LITERALLY EVERYTHING ELSE AND SPEAK ON YOURSELF FOR ONCEEEEEEEEE#vee is arting
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AO3 IS FUCKIGN DOWN I CANR HANDLE THIS IM INSANE WE ARE ALL INSANE THERE IS A MADNESS INFECTING OUR ROTTING VESSELS AND THAT GOD DAMNED WEBSITE IS THE CURE
#ao3 status#killing myself#ao3#WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS DOWN#AND WE DONT KNOW FOR HOW LONG#JM SLAMMING TABLES#IM SHITTING CORPSES#IM TURNING TO ALCOHOLISM#I CANG DO THIS
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Everyone always talks about the batarang but WHAT ABOUT THE BIRDARANG??
I know Nightwing has like wing-dings or something but does Red Hood use birdarangs? Has he forfeited batarangs out of anger for Batman and started using the kiddie equivalent? Does Robin refuse to use birdarangs because he thinks they're less cool?
Which -arang has the best aerodynamics? Which has the most spin? What was the need for three different types of the same tool?
Do the batfam get into fights about which is better? Does Batman reach into his pocket, only to feel the stupid shape of the birdarang and sigh before throwing it anyway? Like it's the equivalent of using your child's shovel toy as a gardening tool?
Is the sentient birdarang from Teen Titans go canon? Does it float around Wayne Manor annoying the hell out of people? So many questions... So little answers...
#batfamily#batfam#batman#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#red robin#tim drake#robin#damian wayne#dc#dc comics#actually Jason probably just uses a bullet for long range instead of a batarang#like batman puts down a batarang#red robin offers the birdarang#nighwing slaps the wing-ding#and red hood just slams a single bullet on the table with a shit eating grin
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still thinking about your post about your dusknoir and how the option of doing Anything But What He Did was always available to him yet he chose to walk along a path that only ended up hurting himself and quite literally all that he held dear to himself.
I think he really beats himself up over it because there's something so gut wrenching over the idea that a safer, better option that wouldve guaranteed a good outcome to you and those you hold dear, yet your narrow scope of reality and the fear that crippling you if you had stepped out of your designed path (assuming he did not already do that when adapting to the father figure ruse that he tried to pull) had you by the neck to the point where even the option that 'things did not have to go this way' was already not possible, and you had no choice but to go on. and now, dusknoir had no one but himself to blame for the cracks and strains he forced upon the two kids who looked up to him. the option to be with them, to save them, to shield them from him, yet he took it upon himself to be the knife that stabs them in the back when they willingly embraced his shine and the venom that reeks into their bodies when he tells them how much they had meant *little*, if *nothing* to him at all. he could've raised their spirits high, yet he proceeded to slam them down into reality and teach them the harsh lesson that nothing good comes out of a stranger with good intentions, even when that stranger made you feel as though you deserved to be loved. that you did not need to be so afraid, and that there was no shame in who you are. he was their light, and he burned so bright that he left them tearing and weeping in the darkness.
Sinnoh.
#ACTUALLY IN SHAMBLES WITH THAT LAST PIECE OF WORDING#NO SCRATCH THAT. THE LAST PARAGRAPH AS A WHOLE.#ARE YOU TRYING TO GO FOR THE THROAT OR A BULLET TO THE CRANIUM JESUS CHRIST#FAVFAVFAV#<<< OKAY YOURE RIGHT AND ILL BE SAVING THIS FOR FUTURE USE. BUT STILL.#yet he took it upon himself to be the knife that stabs them in the back when they willingly embraced his shine#and the venom that reeks into their bodies when he tells them how much they had meant *little* if *nothing* to him at all.#he could've raised their spirits high yet he proceeded to slam them down into reality and teach them the harsh lesson that#nothing good comes out of a stranger with good intentions even when that stranger made you feel as though you deserved to be loved.#that you did not need to be so afraid and that there was no shame in who you are. he was their light#and he burned so bright that he left them tearing and weeping in the darkness.#<<<< IM GONNA THROW UP#WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SAY THAT. WHY WOULD YOU SAY ALL OF THAT. HOLY SHIT.
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i've seen so many lyrics pulled from that new tswift album and genuinely none of them have ever rhymed. what is she doing. even the fake lyrics people come up with for her new album seem more like lyrics than the stuff she actually wrote
#.docx#it reminds me of my slam poetry from junior year. that is not a compliment#no rhyming no rhythm i was just putting words that aounded good down on paper but it lacked essence and cohesion#but i was also? 16. what is a 34 year old doing writing shit like this
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Been having a rough couple of days. Send me asks?
#Long story short: I’m quitting my job! Yippee!! 🎉#Don’t wanna get TOO into it but I’m so fucking tired of being treated like shit and getting blamed for things completely out of my control#I’m done. I’ve BEEN done for months at this point#And now it’s at the point where my boss doesn’t think I’m doing my job right bc she keeps finding issues that again. Aren’t my fault#I’m sorry I can’t control everything for you! I don’t have that kind of power! I can’t make things magically happen the way you want!!#My other coworkers have been undergoing the same bullshit treatment so I know I’m not alone#But yeah I’m getting the hell out of dodge. My mental health has been sooooooo bad lately#I cannae. I’m going to end up dead in a ditch at this rate#Had the WORST panic attack of my life yesterday and my mom and I were both like. Yeah. It’s time for you to leave#Have fun running the department without me! Bye!! :)))))#Shima speaks#Vent#Anyway I’m a goddamn mess. Sorry. Lol!#I’m dreading going back to work on Monday I would literally rather claw my own eyeballs out#It SUCKS bc I know none of this is my fault but I still feel like shit anyway.#And I WANT to draw bc it’s the one thing that makes me happy but I just#Can’t. Right now. I’m not in a good emotional state#It feels like physical torture to sit down at my desk and put my pen to my tablet#Slams my head into the wall#I’m soooo tired girlies. I’m so over it#Anyway. Send me asks. Keep me company while I try not to have another breakdown. Tee hee <3
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love that the ravening war has expanded the lore on slamming down big style to now include the canonical existence of small style and medium style
#dimension 20#d20#d20 spoilers#dimension 20 spoilers#the ravening war#trw spoilers#d20 trw#trw#thane delissandro katzon#colin provolone#slam down big style my beloved#shit post#d20 the ravening war#the ravening war spoilers
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Oooooo he’s madddddd
#‘STOP LYING MARTIN’ bro CHILL hes just lying about his resume#bro when hr like slammed down on the table I genuinely jumped they’re good at sound design#‘why are you smiling ?’ oh this is where they start getting gay#watching thing#I read some spoilers it’s a well known podcast dude I know shit
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HEY HEY HEY. SPEAKING OF NHW. im probably not gonna use them as background characters or anything at least not yet but i'm wondering if u would perhaps have Thoughts on what the bitb boys powers would b if they were parahumans. i have like. vague ideas of trigger events (rand's being losing rachel, rolan's seeing the bodies in the water, kian's could b fucking Anything he's kind of had a shit life in general yk) and i think i've like. briefly talked abt what their powers could be??? but i haven't given it much thought. rand thinker powers (<<my beloved paranoid boy) rolan changer/striker maybe and kian like. idk kian's a mystery 2 me rn. and also trying 2 figure out what the queen and the hivemind would be!!! like a fucking endbringer type monster with insane fucking master powers??? i don't know!!! i don't think i'll put them in nhw (it is a primarily prime defenders au and i don't wanna muddy it too much w other characters) but i just RLY want 2 discuss what the hell their situation would b. gripping u by the shoulders. if u had to put the bitb boys in worm what would u do with them. do u have thoughts. eyes emoji!!!!
HI WHIKSEY HI. yeah youve infected me with brain worms (ha! ) and now imagine me staring into the distance . what would i do to them if i put them into worm.... i love love love rand thinkers powers absolutely yes agreed. okay but listen here me out here is what i would do to them if i put them into worm.
hang on tumblr is being a lil freak and not letting me post this if ive got too many words or something??? idk im gonna try to add my thoughts to a rb tho. the amount of thoughts is normal
#ask#you found the buttons in my brain labelled “yell” and then slammed your fist down on them i ahvent done anything but think about them since#you sent this ask#if i put them in worm i would give them a bad bad time#rand getting his powers when he lost rachel tho that.s#that drives me crazy because it means hes had his shit the longest and he still didnt do anything for years and years#unless you think otherwise 👀👀👀👀
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want to be here....... want to write & interact & shove byan at everyone........ but sitting down to put words together... actually typing things out... is not what my brain wants to do
#thinking is bad rn. doing smth that requires me to connect thoughts & gives my mind room to wander? not good. ends badly.#but also just the act of sitting down to type is. meh.#is this writer's block or is it depression? or worse is it both#lbr it's probably both.#god I'm ready to slam my head thru a wall#sorry for all the complaining y'all. shit just sucks so bad rn lmao...#I'm all '!!!!!!' at the idea of doing things around here & I keep thinking about doing stuff#brain just doesn't cooperate & I get frustrated before I can even pull my drafts open ajcgkshj#thank u once again for all ur patience w me...... I'm amazed that more people haven't unfollowed at this point tbh#but I appreciate all of u who haven't sfm 🥺💜#I'll get my shit together to some extent eventually. hopefully.#━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ ooc ⋮ don’t @ me.
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you know that feeling when you have a horrible idea?
I just thought of the possibility of Caleb and Fjord being born in the Warden's twins universe. and I don't mean like how I was originally going to introduce them, but like Young Ingo and Emmet are still in Hisui When both Caleb and Fjord are born, Zisu is basically their step mom.
Warden Ingo having to tell the twins they're going to be big brothers, Emmet gets to be a big brother. older Emmet in the present is either excited or surprised when Ingo returns with this nephews. Little Ingo coming to the realization that this is his future and isn't sure how to process any of it.
the crazy thing is it could work.
IDK, been trying to come up with something to write/draw and my brain just spat out this.
#submas#pokemon au#subway boss ingo#from hisui to unova#warden's twins#ingo's kids#subway bosses#Idk this might be insanity or the exact thing I need to continue Warden's Twins#I'd probably have to redo the From Hisui to Unova fic but that's fine#the timelines are merging#Fjord: 'you wanna see some weird shit' *slams down his family tree project*
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the feminine urge to bitch slap every man ever
#expect hobie ofc#he doesn’t count as a man though#he’s too good to be a one of those#men are so annoying#loud#gross#they have so much audacity#and they smell#and every man I’ve met is at least a tad bit sexist#like#oh sorry that I don’t wanna clean my brothers fucking piss off the toilet seat!!!#guess I’m a “pretty pink princess” for that!#Or sorry that I don’t wanna pick his nasty ass socks off the floor for him!!#Or sorry that I don’t wanna clean his shit stained underwear for him!! Guess I’m a “pretty pink princess”!#And sorry that I accidentally bumped into you#I DEFINITELY deserved for you to shove me and flip me off#or sorry that after a long shitty day at school#and I would like for it to be at least a BIT quiet!#Guess I’ll let my brother(quite literally) scream at his bloody laptop and repetitively slam it down!!!#Oh!! Sorry for getting upset at you after I said no multiple times and you kept bothering me about it!#guess i’ll just go fuck myself#i hate men
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