#((his preening))
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
Text
TW: Wolverine Badonkas
I laughed rewatching because like
#wade you clearly wouldn't turn down fucking him if the offer ever came up#you're just as down horrendous as these tva agents#who btw must enjoy their employment extra much from that point on#nonchalant motherfucker who openly ogled Logan's abs not five minutes ago#wade honey it's ok flirt with that old man#do it for the nation#do it for the audience#gif credits to owner#deadpool and wolverine#deadpool#deadpool 3#deadpool 2024#wolverine#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#deadclaws#AND LOGAN DOESN'T EVEN REACT TO THE INSULT#domesticated cat no longer blinks when insulted#did they reach that much of an understanding with each other that logan knows wade doesn't mean it#either that or logan genuinely does not give a fuck what wade thinks of his body#either or lol#“Alright 🙄 put 😠 your 🫵greasy tits🫠 away 🤦you🫵 preening🦚 slut💅”#like he's so SICK of Logan's rizz#in a domesticated intimately gay “goddamnit I KNOW same babygirls but like can we fOCUS”#gif credits to landoslastnerve#landoslastnerve
5K notes
·
View notes
Text
Thinking about pokemon teams helping coparent… ahh.
Masterpost for more of my shenanigans!
#in reference to how i personally headcannon drayden as the twin’s unwilling uncle#he’s trying his best but having two kids foisted on him is stressful. haxorous picks up the slack#ANYWAYS onto happier thoughts YEAH PREENING AS A FORM OF LOVE#unspoken rules of the pokemon world so far: anybody can be bribed with enough berries and mutual cleaning is the ultimate sign of affection#pokemon#art#sketchbook#submas#myart#fanart#pokemon ingo#pokemon emmet#pokemon elesa#nimbasa trio#pokemon drayden#gym leader drayden#drayden bw#haxorous#axew#altaria#blitzle#litwick#tynamo#dwebble#druddigon
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
monster!au sketchdump #2
1-2: monster swap!! purely indulgent, since if they were actually these monsters from the start, they'd all have turned out different.
3: price in his prime! he was a real tank, but he grew out of his destructive phase.
4: preening time with gaz <3
early access + nsfw on patreon
#nothing will stop soap from wearing crop tops and low waisted jeans#also i PROMISE i am planning to do a backstory comic at some point showing how price lost his wing#for now just enjoy the fact that for many years he was an absolute menace in the skies#also dragons dont preen like harpies do - they clean themselves in different ways#price learnt how to preen gaz on a mission they had together where gaz was injured and unable to do it himself comfortably#its a tradition now#monster 141#john soap mactavish#simon ghost riley#cod mw2#ghostsoap#captain john price#kyle gaz garrick#giragi art
7K notes
·
View notes
Text
Colorful chickens again
#one piece#op animal au#cross guild#as birds#buggy the clown#sir crocodile#dracule mihawk#maybe hawkeye is not the best at preening others#but he's doing a great job to his own feathers
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Preening time :3
#fence posts#skizzleman#impulsesv#hermitcraft#hermitblr#hermitshipping#hermitshipblr#Skizz does not know how to preen his wings properly he hates to admit it.#this results in going weeks without preening (bad) ending up in impulse pulling him aside . sitting him down and preening his wings for him#whilst giving a thorough lecture#skizzpulse#:3
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
Lucifer: Fuck, Adam. Do you even know what preening is? Adam: Sounds like some shit bitches do. Lucifer: Well. It’s not! And why are you always tucking your wings like that? Did no one ever teach you how to care for them? Adam: What the fuck is there to teach? And it’s comfy like that…
Until there is an official sinner!Adam Design I’m just using the prettiest I’ve found so far. Thanks to @aesusen for making this sinning asshole this goddamn fuckable.
#I love preening#and so does Adam#look at his little tail wagging around#thx tumblr for pointing out Adam’s tucked wings#I’m gonna die from cuteness#it’s so fucking adorable#this asshole has no right to get such a banger song and such a cute behaviour thingy#fanart#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel adam#hazbin hotel lucifer#adamsapple#sketch
755 notes
·
View notes
Text
yuuta is the boyfriend BAWLING when he has to drop you off at the airport. it doesn’t really matter how long you’ll be gone, he will be crying, and he’s gonna cry just as hard when he picks you up again too. but that’s not surprising, neither is saying that satoru smothers you in affection and soft gazes but waits until you’re gone and he’s back home to let the tears out. the real gag is that toji is also crying. it doesn’t happen when he drops you off, or when he gets home, and honestly he’s fine for the first few days—crabbier than usual, slower than usual, groggier than usual—but, fine. it’s somewhere around the third or fourth day of your absence that he finds himself crying, unintentionally. he feels the tears on his lips before he realizes they’re falling from his eyes, and there’s a moment of confusion and then a soft laughter of disbelief before he lets the rest of them fall. he doesn’t really know why he’s crying even while he’s crying. he doesn’t sob or make noise or smush his head into a pillow, but when he gets up to wipe his face, he’s confronted with his reflection in the mirror and that’s when it hits him: he’s sad. if you’d asked toji, he’d say he hasn’t experienced true sadness before that moment. despite all the shitty things in his life, he held a sort of neutral, it is what is attitude about it all—but that’s not the case with you. toji’s sad because he misses you and it’s probably the first time in his life he cries because he can Feel something is missing inside of him
#toji fushiguro my beloved…………………#ok but yuuta really is crying a river LMFAO#he cries when he drops you off when you’re gone when he picks you up and even for a day after you’re back#he’s just…… he has big wet doe eyes !!! you can’t blame him#satoru’s eyes are SOOO wobbly but ofc he plays it off and hides it well (not That Well) but it all comes out once you’re gone#megumi doesn’t cry but he’s an absolute ball of incompetence and insufferable behavior while you’re gone#do not recommend pissing him off during this time 😭😭#yuuji doesn’t really cry like he misses you and he tells you every day and he tells everyone in his vicinity that he misses you#but he more so……. like…….. idk if preening is the word but he’s doing Everything for u right before u leave#he’s brushing your hair and doing ur laundry and eating with you and painting your nails#he’s smushing in all the acts of service and quality time possible bc there’s gonna be a little hole in him while you’re gone and he can’t#take care of you :(( baby boy :(((#the only normal people are nanami and hiromi LMFAO#💌
282 notes
·
View notes
Text
#he loves his pathetic wife#you really cannot win arguments when you are debating with god#you know#moshang#mobei jun#shang quinghua#svsss#scum villian self saving system#shin's preening abyss
2K notes
·
View notes
Note
You know what the world needs :
The rancher’s cuddling
Just fluff and cuddles (they deserve it)
Wouldn’t that be adorable 🥰 (p.s i love your art. i squeal and kick my feet every time I see it❤️)
I'm 2 months late to this um I hope this suffices!! Thank you so very much for the kind words 🥺 Your art is also awesome!! It makes me so happy that you like mine as well ❤️
#You're right though. The World always needs more ranchers cuddling#team rancher#rancher duo#solidaritek#trafficshipping#trafficblr#Every time I brainstorm cuddle/holding/whatever ideas for ranchers the wings become a problem lol#There's less places for Tango to wrap his arms around but its a worthwhile tradeoff for wing fluff and blanketing and preening etc#sorry I was too lazy to render and figure out the anatomy of the lower half#we've established that Tango can very much carry Jimmy too but I just want him to curl around Jimmy like a little animal#its the creature instinct idk. Let him become tiny tiny tiny in Jimmy's hold#tubby art
644 notes
·
View notes
Text
more peak lord preen abilties!! with inspiration from @sillygoofyqueer <3
yue qingyuan is the most thorough and gentle preener, having the experience to know what to do, but he never seeks out shen qingqiu for it and never asks because he's afraid to cross a line (also sometimes the hesitance makes shen qingqiu nervous and the barely-there touches can be a sensory nightmare)
liu qingge is a little harsh but he tries his best, definitely needs a lot of guiding, but is very good if there's a deep rooted itch and much needed shedding; also is hesitant to volunteer even though he will fight others for it; has taken shen qingqiu for flights on his sword so he can still feel the wind in his wings when without a cure acts up; has definitely had shen qingqiu sprawled out across his lap in bliss once and is still riding that high
mu qingfang is a gentle, diligent preener, always has tea and cakes at the ready, but he tends to go into long talks of wing disease and parasites and does without a cure need checking..? probably was the first one to notice shen qingqiu's feather picking behavior. is really good at freeing ripe pin feathers. is the third dog sneaking away with the bone when the other peak lords are fighting each other over whose turn it is to help out
shang qinghua isn't the best preener, he mostly runs his fingers through the feathers and pulls a little too hard, but he can yap shen qingqiu into next week and keep up conversation when shen qingqiu doesn't feel like talking; one time shen qingqiu tried to lean against him and tuck one leg, but shang qinghua misunderstood and stepped away and shen qingqiu fell over; has been given a wing-hug
qi qingqi is a good preener with an eye for detail, and her gossip is always fresh, but her combing is not for the weak! some of her disciples keep asking for feathers for personal projects (they're so pretty and shiny!); she's encouraging shen qingqiu to use his wings to fight
wei qingwei will pick shen qingqiu up and kidnap him to his peak to sit him down for tea and wingcare if he notices his wings are disheveled; is a total dad about it, casually reaching out to fix stray feathers or gently pull out a loose one whenever
|||
bonus binghe!
binghe has a collection of feathers he found while cleaning shizun's room
he can't get enough of the way shizun's wings flap and floof up when he's eating binghe's food
keeps trying to add stuff to shen qingqiu's nest (he tried his own robes once, but it didn't work), wants desperately to be invited in
is jealous of everyone who's been allowed to preen shizun's wings (he's the head disciple and shizun's favorite, cleaning the house and cooking food, it should be his job to do wingcare!!)
#i just love this a lot can you tell?#wingcare wingcare wingcare wingcare!!!!!#everyone is fighting for the wing hugs#shen qingqiu in his full bird form probably has a bunch of nests everywhere#crowyuan au#svsss#demon shen yuan#shen yuan#shen qingqiu#svsss au#svsss demon au#demon crow au#preening#wingcare#svsss wing au#scum villain#scum villans self saving system#scum villian self saving system#liu qingge#yue qingyuan#qi qingqi#wei qingwei#shang qinghua#mu qingfang#luo binghe
175 notes
·
View notes
Text
part 2 to this, kinda + older doodle
you wanna chomp on a tasty fresh frenchman, you be prepared for what comes after, armand
translation!
lestat: “You're going to teach me everything you know, now, aren't you?” (if google translator doesn’t lie, I don’t know french sorrrrry)
armand: “How the devil did I get mixed up with this imp?” (sorta, god it’s hard to translate idioms)
speaking about idioms! there’s another ukrainian one that really does fit these two like a glove imho (at least from armand’s pov). “лежати на серці” which literally translates to “to lie on the heart” (like in the first pic, get it?), and it can mean two things: 1. to be the subject of constant thoughts, worries, sufferings; to trouble, weigh someone down. or 2. to cause someone’s affection, to be liked by someone. liiiiiike, how perfect is that????
enjoy the stupid ass sketch of pic.1 that made me laugh, so I saved it
#my art#my doodles#interview with the vampire#iwtv#interview with the vampire amc#iwtv amc#iwtv fanart#iwtv art#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire armand#armandstat#lesmand#armand’s rethinking his choices a bit#‘oooohhh reaaally Louis you laid down with the devil and now you have all his spindly roots in you? driving you insane is he?? yeah??#well I laid down with this prancing preening imp and now he’s looking up at me like a puppy asking a million questions I have no answers to#huh!! and yeah btw it’s the same guy yes’
254 notes
·
View notes
Text
ah, birbs
reapertale bros :-D
#reapertale#reapertale sans#reapertale papyrus#reaper sans#undertale au#idk i saw a documentary about birds#this made sense in my head#reaper having to preen his wings because.. crow#papyrus is nagging him about it
205 notes
·
View notes
Text
I feel ill. All the fools and villains who ever fell for my ploys, they're — they're here!
#gamingnetwork#vgedit#videogameedit#gamingedit#dailygaming#gameplaydaily#bg3edit#bg3#bgedit#bg3 astarion#astarion#astarion ancunin#:(#i think this scene is so interesting and speaks to why i get so annoyed by the 'any portrayal of astarion#as having an degree of a conscience or goodness in him is stupid and woobifying. hes chaotic evil and thats IT' thing#the grief and guilt. the way he tries to talk himself into it. the way he removes HIS OWN autonomy to do it. pretends theres no other choic#esp in the context of other moments where he preens when hes called good. he LIKES being smth other than what cazador made him#but hes so SCARED. he spends this dialogue talking himself into killing them and he HAS to talk himself into it BECAUSE this kind of evil#isnt easy to him despite it all. theres still scraps of a conscience there yknow? and he hides it from himself by pretending hes less free#astarion is fun BECAUSE hes weird and contradictory and a bad person with the capacity 4 good. BECAUSE he doesnt know what he actually want#also i love the idea of him in this moment rly thinking abt the player....like whether theyre friends or romances#a player whos been really kind and loving to him...kept him safe....trusted him....#thinking about how they let their guard down for him and how in his old life THIS would have been the life#hed been damning them to....years and centuries in a tiny cage somehow even worse than his
299 notes
·
View notes
Text
Store worker: Would a "Buck Cleven" please come to the front desk?
Buck, arriving at the desk: Is there a problem?
Store worker, pointing to Bucky : I believe he belongs to you?
Bucky : I got lost :(
Buck: I didn’t even bring you here with me—
#trust bucky to introduce gale as buck even when gale isn't here#what do you mean his name's gale? he's clearly a Buck#pure coincidence that my name's bucky hahaha fun world to live in#he absolutely preens at the “belong” tho#like yeah he IS Buck's#i suppose the only way to make sure bucky doesn't get lost is for you to hold his hand buck :)#clegan#buck x bucky#john egan#bucky egan#gale cleven#buck cleven#mota#masters of the air#mota incorrect quotes
93 notes
·
View notes
Text
Gabriel doing winged creature behaviors, also wings that can blush
#I think he preens & messes with his feathers like a bird#but only when nobody’s watching#dont ask how bat gabe is holding on bc I don’t know either#This isn’t even all of my ‘wing shenanigans’ ideas. I have more in the holster#ultrakill#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill fanart#robot(me) art#id in alt
2K notes
·
View notes
Text
Ren has a special pillow set up for him in the window of Koujaku's hair salon that he sits in when Aoba comes to hang out during work hours. Koujaku joked that it's because having a cute, fluffy dog gets people's attention and is good for buisness, but honestly, he just likes having Ren around when he works. He has such a soothing aura that it allows Koujaku to relax and work better. Plus, he just likes having Ren nearby in general- it's comforting. There are small steps attached to the window so that Ren could get up and down whenever he wants without having to jump, but Koujaku usually just takes him down/puts him up whenever he notices that Ren wants to move, just so that he wouldn't have to navigate the steps with his short little paws.
Beni sometimes preens Aoba's hair. He seems to have his own idea on how it should all look, and nobody else can figure out what rules is he using and what result is he trying to accomplish. At first, Aoba was a bit startled by it, unused to this kind of touch to his hair, but he quickly got used to it, since it didn't really hurt, and he knew that Beni was being gentle. When he's done, Aoba's hair usually looks exactly the same, just messier. Beni is, however, always proud of his work, and thinks that Aoba "finally looks decent" and that he has to look good to represent Koujaku and his work. Aoba mostly just finds it cute- now he finds the feeling of Beni rustling through his hair comforting: It became their small ritual.
#dmmd#dramatical murder#aoba seragaki#koujaku#ren#beni#kouao#im trying to explore the dynamics between these four a bit#i have a headcanon that allmates' behavior reflects their owners' thoughts and feelings#since its canon that their behavior is part programmed and part learned through experience#but they are in some way connected to their owner psychologically too#so i think that it would be fun if they expressed some of their owners' feelings and thoughts as behaviors too#so beni tries to preen aoba in part bc he was programmed to as a bird allmate in part bc he likes aoba#and in part bc we all know koujaku wants to be in aobas hair ALL THE TIME#so ren sleeps there in part bc hes a toy dog allmate in part bc he likes to sleep in the sun#and in part bc aoba wants to be around koujaku but he doesnt want to get in the way of his clients and draw their attention#you know. an expression of an unconscious desire and feelings through the medium of silly robo animals#hatter blathers#tbh i just had a vision of beni preening aoba like hes another bird and i thought it was sooooo adorable......
81 notes
·
View notes