#(( THEY GOT THE SLAP OF THE LORD ))

[magnusthepuppet]

you’re a loser, baby! a loser, goddamn, baby! you’re a fucked up little whiny bitch <3

if these two aren’t endgame then idk what is 🤷

[reverseisekai-richie]

Aww... Pokey is getting into the weeb spirit of this blog.

[cj-kenobi]

after the battle, before the pyre

[middleearthwanderer]

everytime Bilbo yells at or scolds Thorin, Thorin internally kicks his feet, giggles and twirls his hair

[mispelled]

Tfw you've just escaped the narrative

[blu3cl0v3rs]

Summary: Wu, Morro, and Garmadon go hiking.

Warnings: Slight swearing warning, Garmadon gets abused by nature 😔 /j

Prompt: Day 9 - Hiking | "There are too many leaves here."

Extra: UNCLE 'DON IS BACK! YAYYY!!! Set in pre-canon times before Morro left.

"There are too many leaves here," Garmadon grumbled as he held yet another branch away from his face.

"Well, you were the one who said we needed a change in scenery, Brother," Wu snarked before yelping as the branch his brother was holding smacked him.

He glared at the eldest, who was cackling, then a smug look breached the younger brother's face.

"Haaahh, what are you smiling a-"

"SECRET NINJA ATTACK!" Morro screeched as he leapt down from a tree, pounced on his Uncle 'Don, and dragged him to the leaf-covered forest floor.

"Holy- ACK! STOP!" The eldest of the trio yelled as Morro blew leaves into Donnie's face.

Wu heartily laughed at the beautiful revenge displayed in front of him.

"Ohohohhh, you dare trifle with the evil Lord Garmadon?" the muffled boom of Garmadon emanated from beneath a comically large pile of leaves that Morro confidently perched atop.

"But of course! I am Morro, Master of Wind! I cannot be felled by any force lesser than that of the Green Ninja!" He responded arrogantly.

"Well I am the eldest son of the First Spinjitzu Master, and I am stronger than any mere colored ninja!" 'Don shot out from his leafy prison and tried to grab the sneaky child.

Unfortunately for him, Morro and Wu saw this coming. As the youngest brunette flew out of range, the platinum blonde unleashed the many wound up branches in his grasp, all aimed directly at the eldest.

"Ah shi-"

Thwap!

Garmadon was launched a decent amount backwards, awkwardly landing on his behind with multiple red imprints of branches on his exposed skin.

He spat out a small green leaf, and pressed a palm to his knee to stand up.

"So much for the evil Lord Garmadon, stronger than the Green Ninja, eh?" Wu snarked through giggles.

"Alright, I'm done with the outdoors for this week." He grumbled.

Wu chuckled, "Okay, brother. C'mon, Morro, we're going back to the monastery!"

The boy skipped happily over to his sensei's side, and the trio spent the rest of the day playing board games and an epic cook-off that ended with Garmadon almost turning the Monastery to ashes.

[mokeonn]

I think that the 2010's media landscape of Buzzfeed articles about plotholes in disney movies, Cinemasins critiques, and Watchmojo Top Ten scenes in movies that make no sense has truely ruined a lot of media. People are afraid that their work will be torn down if they dare leave a single thing up in the air, if they dare ask their audience to suspend their disbelief.

All too often nowadays I see stories (especially fantasy), take the time to explain how every small aspect of the world works and how it all logically makes sense. The constant time stopped to explain why an event happened, how this object works, or why this is important to the characters. It's just really not needed and it honestly makes a lot of stories worse.

I am of the opinion that the best stories truly just drop you into their world and explain nothing. They just take you through the story of this world and you just have to accept it and continue on. "When he became king, the land became barren." I don't want the story to stop and explain why this is, or how it happened, I want us to move on so we can just assume that the king has such rancid vibes that everything died.

[bleedes]

I still think the dead 3 should have beliefs & tenants that interlock with each other. For example, Bhaal doesn’t just promote murder, he also encourages the wealth that can be gained along with it. Following this line of thought, Bhaal promotes wealth (killers for hire, bounty hunters, mercs), Bane promotes dominion (Political leaders, people with wide influence) & Myrkul promotes domain (The Land of the dead, a kingdom that knows no end). Three things that definitely hold hands together.

[mossflower]

finished homestuck!! and adding it to my ever growing list of ‘media near-universally labelled as cringe that actually kinda slaps’

[firstwcman]

@ducktastic-dad said, peace was never an option @originalribbing said, the angels got hands™

BLINDED BY THE LIGHT 🎶

[charliethemanticore]

Hi btw being trans does not automatically grant you supernatural understanding of all esoteric trans knowledge. You actually need to put effort into learning or put effort into keeping quiet about things that don't pertain to your specific experience

[haunted-xander]

Dancing from last All Saint's Wake Stormblood edition!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[shower-phantom-ideas]

*frustraitingly filtering out the “light angst” tag on AO3*

mumbling “no i want the full version“

[mqonlighting]

real talk in the tags for a second because i have a crush on a girl and i. a hehe. ahehehe.

will be burying this in reblogs and never touching on it again

[amarysso]

My Experience Watching Game of Thrones:

Me watching season 3 episode 9: Aww, this is a nice wedding, Robb’s uncle got to marry a girl he likes, Robb and Talisa are being a cute couple, Catelyn is finally accepting them, this is great.

Also me: wait a minute…

*furiously searching “red wedding” on google*

Me: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

[littleweepingdalek]

finished six' first season. nothing but respect for MY doctor who.