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work all night on a drink of rum
daylight come and me wan go home
stack banana til the morning come
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
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daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
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day
me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
a beautiful bunch of ripe banana
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hide the deadly black tarantula
daylight come and me wan go home
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch
daylight come and me wan go home
day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
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me say day
me say day
me say dayo
daylight come and me wan go home
come mr tallyman tally me banana
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come mr tallyman tally me banana
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me say day
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#someone suggested i turn off reblogs. to that i say. i’m not a fucking quitter#esp when i get to see my husband dancing in my notifs every time this gets a note#since this reached 30k notes i wanted to say that people in the notes saying you shouldn’t feel safe around horses are right#story time :) when i was very little i got kicked in the face by a horse.#obviously this is very dangerous and i could have been concussed but there was no bleeding or bruising or no teeth knocked out#so my family didn’t believe me and even tried to convince me that it never happened at all. accused me of lying about it#it was specifically my grandma (who i realized much later in life was extremely emotionally abusive) who insisted i was lying.#but i remember it clearly. i know that it happened. i know that it struck my front teeth and knocked me to the ground#and i have never felt safe around horses since <3 or my family actually#ahem. i always felt safe around my grandparents. ‘‘not anymore’’ said knife grandma#are you still reading this?#reality is an illusion the universe is a hologram#you just lost the game#speaking of loss#|#|/#||#|_
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love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking
#yes i want things to be free like ??? that is not a weird desire#'but but it costs money to keep up' ok and? how is that my problem#the government has plenty of murder dollars they could reallocate a few to make internet services universal if they wanted#also these companies were perfectly capable of supporting themselves before the internet got drowned with ads so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#edit: muting notifs on this post bc new additions have kind of petered out#so no one feel bad about adding something someone else has said‚ it is not bothering me im just trying to keep my#notifs page cleanish lol#also since i saw some people are being redirected to read my tags: firstly hiiiiii this is a special secret message for you:3#secondly i have learned since making this that the reason they were able to support themselves previously was because#of investors bankrolling everything#and theyre now finally realizing that theyre never going to actually make a profit and arent as willing to invest#however thats just a minor correction and doesnt change my overall point#once again. so many murder dollars#so thats why im just adding it here in the tags rather than making an actual correction#anyways . love yall 💕#origibberish#bigger gibbers
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He's using the batarang as a spoon to eat ice cream
#legends only#for context he bought said ice cream immediately after beating the shit out of some roided out cops in a grocery store#nightwing 1996#Nightwing 1996 issue 79#nightwing#dick grayson#batman#batman comics#batfam#batfamily#dc#dc comics#dcu#dc universe#liveblogging
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duke: who do you guys think is bruce's favorite child?
jason: it's probably fingerstripes
dick: me?! it's obviously you, jay
tim: it's jason
steph: facts. b lets him get away with everything, including murder
cass: jason
damian: as much as i loathe to admit it, father does treat todd differently
jason: ya'll are trippin'
meanwhile...
clark: b, just curious, but, do you have a favorite child?
bruce: hn, what date is it?
clark: um, may 12th?
bruce: then it's batcow
clark: what
bruce: did i stutter?
#clark: what if i said it was may 13th?#bruce: then it's jon#clark: what?! he's not even your son! he's mine!#bruce: i said what i said#dc#dc comics#dc universe#dcu#batman#batfam#incorrect batfamily quotes#incorrect dc quotes#clark kent#bruce wayne#dick grayson#jason todd#tim drake#damian wayne#stephanie brown#cassandra cain#duke thomas#unidentified gothamite
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AslsaklaalJAJSALLALWKWW BYEEEEE
#the universe really said no homo how fckin rude#art#huskerdust#hazbin angel dust#hazbin hotel husk#overlord husk au#hazbin hotel
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Duke, who is tired of being bullied for still having only a few spots checked off on vigilante bingo, decides to get even when family game night includes Never Have I Ever. Danny, who is either a friend or basically adopted family at this point, was invited.
He brings up the fact that he has never died and been brought back to life. Multiple fingers are put down, groans and complaints are made, and then they all turn to Danny when he just stares at the ground.
"If it happened more than once, do I put more fingers down? Or just the one?" he asks. The room falls silent for a few seconds before the flood of questions start.
#danny phantom#batfam#dc comics#this would of course be in a universe where danny may know their double lives but they dont know his#danny was just living life and kept getting caught up with the waynes and figured it might as well happen#anyway family night was canceled and leslie was called after danny said he had an accident and now has a 'heart condition'#jason is very much regretting all the death jokes he makes around danny because they arent as funny FROM danny#danny is having the time of his life and thought they figure out he was phantom as well
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Going from this (smug as can be)
to this (utter defeat)
is the universe giving Brennan the biggest vibe check ever
#PLS it’s so funny to me#ally Beardsley you’re such a legend#the universe said don’t get too confident#the rise and fall of Brennan happened within 2 episodes#I couldn’t get this comparison out of my head so I had to make it#dimension 20#fantasy high junior year#fantasy high#fhjy#d20#fhjy spoilers
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loop plushie real...?
#I DID IT.. A WHOLE COMIC.... keels over and disintegrates into sparkly detritus#dw odile is gonna tell him about what he said she's just waiting till they're not in the middle of the antique store :|#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat odile#silverstarsart#odile#siffrin#loop#siffrin & odile#the universe
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Summoning The Ghost King [GONE WRONG]
Good grief this took so long (12 hrs 45 min) but it’s done! i have never drawn Jason before or any DC character but ive been obsessed with DP x DC crossover fics so this was born :3 i hope he looks ok lol
also: the runes are actual words i translated and they spell out stuff abt summoning the ghost king…. i def didn’t need to do all that but eh
#ghost king danny#danny phantom#danny fenton#ghost king phantom#jason todd#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#red hood#dc universe#dp fanart#danny phantom fanart#jason todd fanart#art#digital art#i spent way too long on this#still ate it though#jason todd x danny fenton#cus i said so#dead on main#dcxdp#dp x dc art
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Spell Tattoos, Tattoos for Spells. Wouldn't it be cool if this was the way Hyrule had to recieve and then immediately use his spells? Just get a sick Tattoo!
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#thetoyboxs#my art#lu hyrule#so I didn't actually put all his spells here#but I think you can guess for most which is which#it's like a fun game!#Wind has probably played and lost said game 5 times
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Aubrey is so real for this. She legit said marvel is the least appealing thing for her she just wanted to work with Kathryn 🤣
#agatha all along#agatha harkness#kathryn hahn#marvel cinematic universe#agatha x rio#aubrey plaza#marvel#that's so funny#She said fuck marvel give me lesbians#Agathario
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when obi-wan said 'I won't kill anakin' and then spent the entire rest of his life following through on that. fuck everyone else obi-wan I respect you yoda should've taken you at your fucking word
'boohoo why did he walk away and not kill anakin this time either even with all the suffering he'll go on to cause if he lets him go' he's told you why very clearly you just didn't believe him I guess!! desperately not killing anakin is obi-wan's main export. it's his universal constant, his life's work, his magnum opus. he gets creative about not killing that guy. he tries to send anakin's teenage twink son to do the job for him because he simply can't. he fucking... peaces out and dies to avoid killing anakin. that's like his whole deal. whether he's right to be like this is another entirely separate conversation but it is what he is
#also it's a prequel and I think we would have noticed if obi-wan killed vader before luke even met him lol#star wars#obi wan kenobi#if anything it's a thrill to me that he had the chance again and. didn't do it. like I said universal constant#'What if I simply. didn't'. and then he didn't. and was sad about it forever. it's the good stuff#this is entirely performative indignation btw I am not vagueblogging at anyone I'm just waxing histrionic for fun lol
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On autonomy, and what it means to be Obliged to Help.
Bonus:
#a homestuck walks into an antechamber and asks#hey is anybody going to make this dynamic wholly deterministic and thus dubiously consensual by its very nature#ANYWAY bigger ramble below. scroll down like usual#isat spoilers#isat#isat fanart#isat siffrin#isat loop#sifloop#THATS RIGHT WE'RE STILL SHIP TAGGING IT BABYYYY#in stars and time#in stars and time fanart#lucabyteart#RAMBLE START: anyway i think loop is wrong here. they have it backwards. as-- in my opinion--#the main reason they could be called back into existence postcanon is because *their* wish for help is still not complete#they still need help. siffrin still needs help. neither of them will ever stop needing help.#they will thus uphold the wish until the end of siffrin's natural lifespan.#that said. what does it mean that loop can be so wholly forced to abide by siffrin's wants?#(assuming the dagger cutscene posession is them being forced to uphold the 'help siffrin' wish via harsh universe logic)#[as opposed to something capricious and cruel the change god did. which feels out of character for the change god to me?]#much like how the island wish and duplicate objects are neutered by simply sliding off people's brains...#is loop subtly ushered toward their wish? obviously it's not a full override (see: the bossfight). but is there any interference?#and if so. so what? does it matter? if they don't notice? is it even real if they don't notice?#and even if they do notice. the universe leads we follow. how much do either of them value their free will in a belief system like that?#the whole game is dedicated to siffrin habitually NOT excersizing his free will. doing things the same Every Time.#Loop ESPECIALLY does this. predetermined predetermined predetermined even in the FACE OF CHANGE. REFUSING. ANY CHOICE.#Maybe they'd even be comforted by having a universe-ordained purpose even if it is subservient. even if its to Him.#(though. i can't see siffrin enjoying the idea that someone is subservient TO them... then all their suffering is his fault...)#loop got into this mess via WANTING too much. no more free will. can't be trusted with it. take it away from them.#but yeah. gets my greasy detective pony hands all over this. and everyone please do remember i like to make characters Outright Wrong A Lot
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Universe said we don't have enough wish power for your bullshit. this is your last fucking star
#isat spoilers#loop isat#siffrin isat#Universe said you like stars so much? here ill make one of you a red giant. I hope you explode#and the loops formed voltron#isat full cast au#sigh. this is like. the worst ending#isat#art#fanart#kitscribbles
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Four no you’re making it worse
#No bc he has a point#But it he said it so out of nowhere#Lu four#lu time#TIME NEEDS A HUG AND SOME COFFEE GUYS#Linked universe#linked universe fanart#my art#doodles#linkeduniverse#Lu#lu memes#sorta
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The colours as little paper chain guys was an idea I couldn’t get out of my head, so I drew not one but two versions! (Cuz I’m a sucker for shadow >:))
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#my art#lu four#fanart#lu colors#lu shadow#i found an old thumbnail in one of my sketchbooks and said ‘hm why didn’t I make this a full piece’#And lo and behold! A full piece/s#The four swords manga had devastating effects on me as a child#I’m actually obsessed with shadow it’s not even funny#ALSO you wouldn’t believe how hard it is to find references of people holding paper chains#So I kinda just guessed how the hands would look
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