#( headcanon . / )

[soupercatte]

Finally back at it again with the headcanon brainstorming and focusing a little more on Au Ra this go around!

[well, specifically Othard/Hingan Au Ra but many I figure would pertain to those as well in Thavnair!]

As always, these are just for fun and a way to for me to think about and flesh out the universe with what we've already been giving in the world. Hopefully you enjoy them or they help inspire your own personal headcanons as well!

[dina4life]

Sketch I’ve been sitting on…

Lil headcannon

[r0tt3nfever]

Beautiful princess geto oml

I can’t keep up with all the socials help, heres some geto doodles hehe ! I will try to keep up with all the platforms I use 😈

[jam3spott3r]

james: isn't it weird that we pay money to see other people?

peter: plane tickets?

sirius: concert tickets?

remus: prostitution?

james, holding his broken frames: glasses.

[sp0dium]

Let me guide you

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Please don’t let this flop I’m so proud of this drawing

[sashaaababy]

Older Bf!Gojo Headcannons

Cws: Age Gap, DDLG, MDNI, Daddy Kink, Size Diff, Nsfw, dacryphilia, Oral

Older Bf!Gojo who loves the size difference between you, it being one of his favorite things about your guys relationship.

Older Bf!Gojo who WORSHIPS you, showers you in love and affection and of course money.

Older Bf!Gojo who buys you anything you touch.

Older Bf!Gojo who lets you hold his pinky whenever you guys are out, because your small hand fits perfectly around just one of his fingers.

Older Bf!Gojo who hates when his baby cries, unless its during sex

"are you cryin baby? cmon don't worry daddy's here, come let daddy hold you"

Older Bf!Gojo who loves to throw you over his shoulder whenever your in a bratty mood

Older Bf!Gojo who loves to fuck your face with his cock, holding your face in place with his hands holding the crown of your head while you drool and cry all over his cock.

"H-hah fuck yeah baby, just like that- making daddy feel good"

Older Bf!Gojo who loves to lick the tears off your face when he's fucking your cunt in a deepp mating press

Older Bf!Gojo who loves to watch his cum (the perfect match to the color of his hair) drip out of you just so he can slurp it back up and tongue fuck it back into your hole not wanting to waste a drop.

Older Bf!Gojo who is the king of after care, kissing you all over your sore body, and carrying you bridal style to the bath tub so he can clean his princess up.

"I really did a number on you huh baby?"

"come on baby up you go, lets get you into the bath, yeah?"

"your so cute all fucked out"

"your so pretty when you cry"

[batfsm]

lol

I love that Diana is the first trusted adult and that Tim is making his best friends repeat his rules…that we all know he would break in a heartbeat.

(Diana should be the only trusted adult here.)

Tim, finally able to go sleep after solving a rough case: Alright, line up.

Cassie, Bart and Kon: *all line up and stand at attention*

Tim: When I say don’t add to the population, I mean…?

Cassie, Bart and Kon in unison: Do not get pregnant, get someone else pregnant, clone someone, give a robot or Artificial Intelligence a consciousness or mess with the time stream and accidently increase fertility rates again.

Tim, nodding in approval: And when I say don’t remove from the population…?

Cassie, Bart and Kon: Don’t kill anyone or thing that has a soul or consciousness directly or inadvertently unless through the legal system or if it’s a genuine accident, in which it is not our fault.

Tim, rubbing his eyes tiredly and yawning: If you’re going to leave the planet or time period?

Cassie, Bart and Kon: Tell you or a trusted adult.

Tim: and who is a trusted adult?

Cassie, Bart and Kon: WonderWoman, Superman, Oracle, and Batman between 1 am to 11 pm only.

Tim: good job, gold stars all round.

Cassie, Bart and Kon: YES!

[aealzx]

More Shadow Wachowski headcanons~ =7=

I feel like Shadow only sleeps well when he's with someone else. So the whole fam takes turns being his bedtime buddy. Though Knuckles gets the role the most because he's the least likely to get seriously hurt if Shadow does end up having a flashback nightmare. And I think it takes awhile for Shadow to get comfortable with Tails simple because Tails' scientist side accidentally triggers him sometimes.

(this is all platonic, please do not tag as any ships other than Tom+ Maddie)

Alternatively while he's willing to sleep alone and tried to at first, they soon realized he almost never got good sleep and often woke up grumpy, or so worn out he wasn't really responsive.

[thereweredragonshere]

Some Hiccup head canons I have 👍

Rtte timeline

Can crack every single bone in his body (as in how you crack your knuckles) and it makes a sickeningly loud crunching sound every single time he does it.

Freakishly flexible

Smokes Opium on occasion to deal with particularly bad pains

Speaking of pains, he's covered in burn scars.

Happens less often since it's been a few years, but sometimes right after he's woken up, he'll forget he's missing a leg and briefly gets very confused

Ice is his number one enemy

^ has slipped over in public more times than he'll ever willingly admit

Still keeps a pair of shoes instead of just the right one.

Always smells of something chemically or burnt from working in the forge all the time.

All of his fingertips are slightly charred

Often finds twigs in his hair

Sleep talks

Sleep walks but that's rarer and usually wakes up within the first minute or so

He has had to convince several people that he isn't a demon/god/deity/prophet/cult leader/half dragon/lycanwing

^ Has almost been burnt at the stake for demon allegations.

Speaks fluent French

^ So does Stoick. If they're having a dispute in public, it is in French.

^ Yells in French when overly annoyed/frustrated

Designated person to get rid of bugs

Goes on alone midnight walks, even without Toothless

Lightning makes him jumpy

Handwriting is so bad it's almost illegible - originally from @ashleybenlove

Stoick had to design his signature for him because Hiccup just could not for the life of himself stick to the same one and it would become an issue on legal documents.

Allergic to dragon root (doesn't help with the half dragon allegations)

Guiltiest Guilt Complex to have ever guilted

Genuinely, and when I say genuinely I mean actually really, went slightly fucking insane with the whole Viggo stuff.

^ Got visual, auditory, and touch hallucinations from the severe sleep deprivation

^ Developed paranoia that fluctuated in severity

^ Got extremely irritable

^ Had at least one semi-public nervous breakdown (On the edge in the clubhouse)

Big fan of lettuce

[thedemonofcat]

A contract calls for the return of Viscount Julian Alfred Pankratz to Lettenhove. Seeing an easy payday, Lambert and Aiden take the job without a second thought.

A few days after delivering the so-called "Little Lordling" back to his family, they make a startling realization—Julian is none other than Jaskier, Geralt’s bard.

Now, if they want to avoid the Witcher’s wrath for losing his bard, they’ll have to find a way to rescue Jaskier from the mess they unknowingly threw him into.

[batfsm]

Alfred is always the one who gets the last vote. The one who decides if Bruce is good or bad that week.

It’s only the kids and Alfred who can vote though. No one else gets to. Not even Barbara and Steph.

Do you know that one meme with the "Cat of the week/Bad cat of the week"? I often see everyone joking that it is Bruce doing with his kids, but I am here to suggest this — kids do this with Bruce. They decide if he was a bad cat or not.

Dick: I am thinking about voting for a bad cat Bruce agenda this week. He bullied my Discowing costume.

Jason: Nah, he was fine this week. Called me son and gifted me a first edition of Donna Tartt' The Secret History. Kudos.

Damian: I agree with Todd. He allowed me to get another cat.

Tim: I was benched again. He is getting my the most negative review.

Bruce: :(

Alfred: Am I allowed to vote? He broke my tea service yesterday.

[ghost-bxrd]

Jason having a fear of clowns after everything. And it really shouldn't surprise everyone but it does.

Y E S

but instead of a “freezing” fear response Jason just shuts down completely. That boy knows how to function even if all his higher faculties are stuck blaring D A N G E R at him.

So, it takes a short while for others to notice that whenever there’s a clown around Jason just goes full on autopilot until the perceived danger has passed. Hyper vigilance to the max. Any sort of rapid movement from the clown causes him to tense and reach for a weapon ((maybe when Bruce is around he’ll instinctively inch closer to him)).

It’s Tim who notices first how clipped and monotonous Jason’s sentences become when they’re in those situations, the others just think the Red Hood is in a bad mood again…

[jthegayfruit]

i like to think Stone regularly does shit to get on Robotniks nerves not all the time just sometimes like instead of just giving Ivo his coffee he'll wait until he turns around and glares at Stone meanwhile he's got this stupid fucking grin on his face like

before promptly handing the drink to Ivo lmao

[navillee]

Zayne is pathetic for you. Making time in his busy schedule, trying to keep a conversation talking about his squirrels friends (I love introverted man and I'm going to die on this hill) and even showing that pathetic needy side when he gets tipsy. He thought it couldn't get any worse. That until the day he tasted you for the first time, when desires from both sides mixed together with sweat and the burning touches melted his frozen fears. That day, by giving his heart on your hands, he became miserable for you. Doesn't matter what kinda of curse he has to face, it doesn't matter how many hours of sleep he loses. It doesn't matter the pain, the hours that doesn't seem to pass or anything like that. He'll sacrifice anything come back home to you, to feel your kisses, to hear your voice and be by your side as your loyal lover. For you, and only you, Zayne accepts being a miserably pathetic man.

[i-have-41-protons]

Theory: Ezra Squall and Willy Wonka are the same person in parallel universes.

Another theory: Willy Wonka is a Wundersmith.

Also I spit out my tea when I read “Willy Wonka and Ezra Squall”, so thanks for that /srs, this was the best sentence I’ve read in a bit :D

The villain gives their customary “join me and we can be great” speech. The hero accepts.