#( VOX > ft. hazbinned )

[frilled-cheese-sandwich]

Hopping on the complicated and sad bandwagon

(are the colors too bright? maybe it's just my pc screen but please let me know if it's an eyestrain !)

[rms-mathematic]

This is the worst thing I've ever created in my life, hope you enjoy

[aro-in-danyl]

Sinners Become Human | Hazbin Hotel AU

Concept: For one week every month, the sinners of hell take on their human forms and all the good and bad that comes with it.

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Once The Extermination is postponed till further notice, Charlie and Emily work to get sinners interested in redemption.

Unfortunately, they are unsuccessful and they have no idea how to convince sinners to take a chance and better themselves to get into Heaven.

The former humans (Angel, Husk, Alastor, Niffty) at the Hotel attempt to cheer her up by explaining human nature and how Hell and their demonic forms only exacerbate the disconnect from their humanity and make it more difficult to want to do good things.

And that gives her an idea. She can't change Hell itself (yet) when no one will work with her but she CAN bridge the gap...

In place of the Extermination, sinner demons will take on their human forms one week in every month. They will have no access to their powers, deals, or contracts during this duration.

And if you're killed as a human, you can't respawn until the week is over.

Sera and Lucifer are forced to work together once Emily & Charlie enthusiastically propose the idea. And sinners all over Hell wonder what fresh torture this is and if they should consider Heaven just to escape this bullshit.

An exploration of morality, community, perseverance, and what it means to be human. Exploring the concept of dehumanization and how sinners unintentionally view themselves and their fellow demons as less than human because of their demonic forms.

[tvntheatre]

Vox is totally a P!ATD fan. (This is why Alastor broke up with Vox.)

[hcllishsins]

closed starter > ft. @hazbinned ( alastor ! )

vox had been doing a lot of avoiding recently . especially when it came to meetings that were called for the overlords . he should be the one to attend , of course , being the self proclaimed brains of the vee ' s . but .. he could not stand to be in a room with him . the radio demon . vox was still pissed that he just kept coming back . how fucking difficult was it to kill ONE guy ? unfortunately for the television demon , there were no more excuses . both of the other vee ' s were unable to attend . so .. he would have to suck it up . it ' d be the first time that he ' d actually seen alastor in the flesh in seven years . fury boiled at the mere thought . vox slid through the network , until he reached the cctv in the board room . he was the first to arrive . of course he was . so , he decided to make himself comfortable , at the head of the table no less ..

[gloriousmonsters]

finally getting back some of the brain/body ability to write, slowly... It Begins

“Velvette.” Vox clears his throat again. “I apologize, I... didn't realize it was time for our meeting. He gestures at the employee cowering on the nearby screen. “I've had to deal with some... difficulty.” “Well, don't let me stop you,” Velvette says. “You were right in the middle of a threat.” “No, no—I'm sure he gets the message.” Vox shoots a hard look at the lackey, who nods so fast it looks like his head's about to fall off. “If there's any trouble, I'll deal with it later. But there won't be trouble, will there?” “No, Mr. Vox,” the lackey squeaks. “May I—may I go?” Vox cuts the call without answering. Velvette would like to be glad that they're alone, but her blood's still humming with that adrenaline desire. Her fight/flight/freeze/fuck impulse activated, as Valentino had once expanded on the traditional two. And Vox, the Vox of a few moments ago, is just... gone, tucked back behind a smiling exterior. “Why don't we get coffee?” he suggests as he approaches. “Let me make it up to you.” Why don't you shove me down and fuck me over your stupid control center? But no, she's not going to look the least bit desperate. She settles for leveling an unimpressed look at him instead. “You think coffee's going to make up for keeping me waiting?”

[deadghosy]

Do you know about the Welcome Home fandom? So what about Wally Darling!Reader?

HAZBIN HOTEL X WALLY DARLING! READER

prompt: you are a greeter of the hazbin hotel! Who knew a muppet looking demon could be so colorful.

You are so soft spoken! Like that soft voice you have can hypnotize anyone into doing anything.

“hello, welcome to the hazbin hotel. i’m your greeter.” You say with a “:D” face

You’re so colorful and you’re definitely shorter than Lucifer…i can see Lucifer picking you up like a damn doll at times as you just smile with your muppet ass smile.

You’re just TOO DAMN CUTEEE! 🦆💗 literally even husk grumbles and gives you apples by the bar for you to stop giving him those doe eyes you give him when you are needy for apples.

I feel because of your muppet look, it would bring attention to yourself as a muppets looking demon is quite rare around the pentagram city, or even hell itself as Lucifer and Charlie have a muppet or Marionette look. 

Literally you are friends with Lucifer because of it and he finds your muppet look adorable. Even with your 3 ft height. (Yes I looked up his height and damn he short as hell!😭)

You are just chilling after greeting some new sinners in the hotel as you read the news paper, Lucifer comes out of no where. Dead ass reads the newspaper trying to understand your likes and dislikes.

“Lu-Lu?” You said softly as Lucifer awkwardly smiles and does finger guns at you. “Oh what a coincidence? What are you doing here..?” He says awkwardly as he sweatdrops at his attempt to start a conversation with you. “I live here?” You said raising a brow sitting down the newspaper.

“Oh I do too! What a very crazy thing?!” He says pointing his finger at himself as he poofs away in embarrassment as you just sat there…..*cue in pure confusion*

Alastor would not hate you because you are colorful, lemme be realistic. You two would be mutuals. Not like “oh I hate you but you are cool” type shit. I mean you two are the people who wave at each other but never approach each other because you don’t know if they like you fr. 🥲

One time a sinner had shoulder bumped you on purpose thinking you wasn’t gonna do anything…BUT NAH! YOU GRABBED THAT MF BY HIS NECK AS A SHADOW COVERS YOUR FACE, only leaving your eyes showing as you kick they ass out. You ain’t dealin' with no bullshit at this establishment. And for your friend’s sake.

Angel likes to play with makeup with your face since it’s calling out for his makeup kit. Literally he does blue eyeshadow on you.

I headcannon you wear blue eyeshadow just like how Wally’s eyelid is blue up there. Dead ass it would be cute if it was just blue eye shadow and you had a natural blush on your cheeks. You are quite beautiful reader💗😘

Since Angel is a drag queen, he would also try to make you wear drag queen makeup only for you to sneeze at how much product he used…yeah he never used it on your face.

You’re beautiful natural anyway…just don’t sneeze in his face. Ever again.

You definitely look like you listen to 1970-80’s jazz music as you dance in the lobby with Alastor nodding along happy. Just two jazz buddies liking jazz.

I can imagine Charlie trying to hold you back from eating the fruit gift basket for the guests…you’re only aiming for the damn apples as your mouth was drooling for it.

Imagine Vox has you on his channel because he brided you with apples. He stalked you through your tv you had that has rainbows and apples on it-

Well anyways Alastor “recused” you because you just sat there “begging” to be saved is what he saved when you munched on an apple confused by why Alastor came to take you away from Vox.

If you and Lucifer hung out doing hobbies together, which he suggested. You’re panting a portrait as he makes a duck based off of you….he can’t help but show affection of making you a duck version of yourself.

Niffty and you definitely get along well as hell! As you two have the same fashion taste as you both will dance to the genre of music you guys like.

With you being the greeter, you always have a soft smile and a soft approach to make the guest and residents feel safe in the hotel.

Sir Pentious will absolutely admire you…like a friend crush. He just wants to be your friend but you are too pure to approach as he thinks he won’t be cool enough to be your friend.

Imagine Valentino seeing you shopping and he tried to approach you only for a red smoke to cover you as you blinked confused to see an overprotective Lucifer smiling at you as you had teleported to the hotel. But with Lucifer, you could see his real feelings as you felt confused.

After a few months you and Pentious became friends because of one of his egg boiz named Frank said his “boss” wants to be friends with you. You giggled and nodded as you and sir Pentious do trust exercises together when Charlie host them.

Husk had dilated eyes and purr at you because you scratched under his chin which made him snap out of his cat daze and slap your hand as you giggle with a soft gaze.

I headcannon Velvette to be your girl who makes your outfits in primary colors. Like that or just cute aesthetic kid core fits. 💗‼️

I can see how reader always gives balloons to sinners who had trouble reliving their childhood. So they give balloons out to the sinners who had childhood trauma. You are a greeter, and a hell of a good one. 🦆💗

Imagine how Wally! Reader has those safety pins that say “Welcome!” And it’s so cute because you made them a t hand and Lucifer saw his you had effort in it so he made you more to give out to the guests.

I feel like Valentino will try to get you under his contract so he can use your pretty look since you seem like a femboy….but really you’re just a little guy who likes apples and his friends.

YOU’RE ONLY 12 APPLES TALL! 😨

But the hazbin crew literally cockblock him to the point he just stops doing he was trying to do to you.

I can see Lucifer trying to impress you at times as he never has a friend that had a cute appearance like you so your blank eye stare always catches him off as you just stand there smiling so adorably.

I headcannon waking up to find an apple by your night stand as a note reads “hope you like the apple, my angel!”- Lu-Lu. You just blinked at the apple completely ignoring the note and eating the apple as you smile at the taste.

“…yummy apppleee….” You say until you open your eyes looking at the note. “Wait what.”

You had gave Lucifer back an apple basket with rubber ducks that had painted apples not it for your appreciation of the apples he gave you 

[hellvcifer]

♡ happy pride month !! ٩(ˊᗜˋ)و🏳️‍🌈

ଘ smau┆part 2 ft :: hazbin hotel gc, the vees gc, i.m.p. + stolas gc, poly!fizz/ozzie // gn!reader note :: smol surprise for alastor fans <3 warnings :: suggestive (fizzmodeus), pet names used instead of y/n, mdni !!

hazbin hotel residents┆charlie, vaggie, angel dust, sir pentious, husk, lucifer, alastor

the vees┆velvette, valentino, vox

helluva boss crew┆stolas, millie, moxxie, blitzø, loona,

fizz & asmodeus

i loved this prompt !! i had to get this out for pride month <33 happy pride to all my fellow gays out there! (also alastor jumpscare ?)

[beababoobies]

HAZBIN SIZE HEADCANONS

ft Adam, Vox, Husk, Luci, Sir Pent. NSFW.

🐍SIR PENT.🐍

~ GIRTHY. Jesus Christ. Like 4 inches around. 

~ Not too above average, only around 6.5 inches.

~ Yes, that means 8 inches around and 13 inches if you’re counting both of them. 

~ Dark Black and fades to red from the base to the tip. 

~ Because he’s cold-blooded, his cum & precum is super cold! Which was definitely a bit of a jumpscare the first time you two went at it. 

~ uncut. 

~  Clean shaven, not really shaven. Just bare.

🖥️VOX🖥️

~ You know what a headphone jack/phone connector looks like? Now imagine that but ten times bigger.

~ 7.5 inches, but more on the thinner side around 2.5 inches in girth.

~ Pointed tip to hit the best places for you.

~ Light blue rings, Light grey otherwise with a dark blue tip 

~ His cum is definitely glow-in-the-dark. Sorry not sorry. 

~ There’s no cut/uncut here.

~ Clean shaven, not really shaven. Just bare.

~ Can vibrate! 

💢LUCI💢

~ Well, we all know where his height went. 

~ 4 inches around, 8.5 inches long. yup.

~ Goes from pearly white to red at the tip.

~ His cum is most definitely golden, being a former angel and all. 

~ uncut. I don’t even think there was such a thing as cut/uncut when he was created.

~ does it even matter what his cock looks like? Because all he wants to do is be your personal chair. Sit on his face and he’ll happily cum in his pants. 

~ A pretty white bed of a pubes at the very base. 

🕊️ADAM🕊️

~ Uncut. Don’t think this has to be said.

~ As he is formerly human, colouration just matches his skin tone, pale and slightly pink at the top.

~ Thick as fuck, like 5 inches around, more average in size, around 6 inches. 

~ His cum is golden, being a supreme angel and all.

~ Pubes that match his hair colour shaven into a small ring around the base because he can’t flex enough that he’s an Angel.

~ Can cum a bit of an absurd amount. He’s where we all came from anyways, apparently. 

~ Has a golden Jacob’s Ladder piercing from base to tip. 

🍻HUSK🍻

~ Again with the girth. He’s around 3.5 inches in girth, but also 7 inches long. 

~ Pubes? Nah, that’s just his fur. He’s not shaving that shit.

~ Muted pink all the way down but slightly redder at his tip. 

~ Definitely got a silver Ampallang piercing at the tip on a drunken dare. Doesn’t regret it. 

~ Circumsized. Got Circumsized in life and carries it with him for eternity in hell. 

~ Besides his cock, his wings are extra sensitive. Will he admit it to anyone? No, then they could use it against him. But they’re extra sensitive, and he loves having them pruned by his lover.

(I’m not doing Alastor because he’s AroAce, so please don’t ask for that, and I just… ain’t doin Val. Thanks!) 

[redr0sewrites]

Hazbin Hotel Masterlist

Lucifer:

Aftercare Hcs W Lucifer - fluff/sfw

Comforting Lucifer After He Fell From Heaven - angst/fluff/sfw

Lucifer x Punk!reader - fluff/sfw

Being Good - sub!Lucifer x reader - smut/nsfw

Adam:

General Adam x reader Hcs - sfw + nsfw

Adams Death - reader reacting to adam's death - angst/sfw

If Only - reader reacting to adams death pt 2 - angst/sfw

Facesitting With Adam x afab!reader Hcs - smut/nsfw

Adam x Male!reader Hcs - nsfw/sfw

Adam Aftercare Hcs - fluff/sfw

Alastor:

Alastor x Lucifer's Child!reader - fluff/sfw

Vox:

Sub!Vox Hcs - nsfw/smut

Sounding with Sub!Vox - nsfw/smut

Dry Humping with Sub!Vox - nsfw/smut

Aftercare Hcs with Sub!Vox - fluff/sfw

Vox x Chaotic!reader Who Says Crazy Things - fluff/sfw

Vox x Tired!reader - comforting reader after a long day Hcs - sfw/fluff

Safeword Hcs - smut/nsfw

Velvette:

Velvette x Punk!reader - sfw/fluff

Lute:

Wing Hcs - Lute x reader - nsfw/sfw

Dom!Lute x reader with Sensitive Wings Hcs - sfw/nsfw

First Time - Lute x fem!reader - nsfw/smut - your first time with lute

Lute x fem!reader - Boob Hcs - nsfw/smut

Charlie

Comforting reader After a Bad Day Hcs - fluff/sfw

Multi-Character:

Hazbin Hotel Characters With A Goth S/o - sfw/fluff (ft: lucifer x reader, velvette x reader, adam x reader, alastor x reader)

Hazbin Hotel Characters With A reader Who Doesnt Shave - nsfw/smut (ft: lucifer x reader, adam x reader)

GuitarSpear x reader Hcs - sfw/fluff (ft: lute x reader x adam)

Sick!Hazbin Hotel x reader Hcs - sfw/fluff/angst (ft: lucifer x reader, alastor x reader, vox x reader, adam x reader)

GuitarSpear (seperate) x Insecure!reader - sfw/fluff/angst (ft: lute x reader, adam x reader)

Hazbin Hotel Cast Red and Green Flags Hcs - fluff/sfw/angst (ft: adam x reader, alastor x reader, vox x reader)

Hazbin Hotel Cast x reader With Weather Powers - fluff/sfw (ft: adam x reader, lucifer x reader, alastor x reader, vox x reader, valentino x reader)

Hazbin Hotel Cast Reacting to readers New Nails - fluff/sfw (ft: husk x reader, angel dust x reader, vox x reader, lucifer x reader)

Hazbin Hotel Cast x Chubby!reader - fluff/sfw (ft: husk x reader, angel dust x reader, vox x reader, lucifer x reader)

[rabbitsonthemoon]

Things I Want to See in Season Two of Hazbin Hotel; a Neat and Tidy List

More episodes.

A duet between Alastor and his dealmaker.

Breaking News: Mourning Eggbois Reunite with Boss, Turns Out That Bitch Was In Heaven All Along!

Wholesome Huskerdust moments.

Nifty lore.

Charlie and Lucifer being family.

Alastor getting pissy about it.

Husk ft. flying.

More episodes.

Hotel shenanigans.

Lilith face reveal.

Vox continuing to accidentally be Alastor's #1 simp.

Nifty shenanigans.

Song with the Vees.

Angel Dust ft. being unconditionally loved.

Roise.

The grand reappearance of Alastor's microphone.

Valentino Vs Nifty with a knife.

More episodes.

I cannot emphasize enough how much I hope there will be more episodes than season 1, I want to luxuriate in this show like a goddamn bubble bath.

Alastor ft. the mortifying ordeal of being known.

Fat Nuggets appreciation.

Charlie and Vaggie being relationship goals.

Vaggie's full name.

Answers.

Dirty jokes.

More music bangers.

The fanfictions/fanart it will spawn.

The return of Lucifer's rubber duckies (and Lilith).

MORE EPISOD-

Pleasure to be meeting you! Quite a pleasure. I'm afraid

ỵ̧͒o͕̊͡u͍̍͘'̪̈́́v̶͖̘͌̓͞e̜͈͛̏͡͞ ͍͙̀̀͝͠l̷̰̰̘ͬͤ͒̀͠o̷̴̺͔̳̅ͦͨ͞s̨̛̺̳̦ͯ͊̋̀t̡̡̛̜̖̻͔͋̑͗̈͜ ̴̛̛̞͔̝̩̿͌̌̈͜y̷̨̨̖̜̙̫̋ͦͧ̐͢ȏ̵̢̠͈̲̫̩ͫ̆ͧ̍͟͝͞ų̄ͭ͊̀͂͘͏̹̰̞̹̜́͝ȑ̸̵͈̪̞̭ͭ̏ͨ̽̕͟͢ͅ ̨̓̅ͨͭͤͣ͟͞͏̴̧͇̙̼͎͍̰s̴̡̫̳̦̳̰̘̔́̊ͯ̏̃́͝͠͡i̍ͣ͗͒ͣ̏͟͏͠͏͏͕͈̮͉̹̙́ģ̵̶̛̗̲̣͇̖̫̼ͦ̄͂ͧ̌̈ͥ͢͟͠n̵̡̧̛͈͔̼͓͙͇̦̎̏̋̓̉̊͒̕͟͝a̸̡̢̬̹͕͕̙̯̯̿͗̐̍ͫ̒͌̀͟͢͝lͨ̐͋̉̾ͪ̆̉͏̷̵̴̨̢̙̪̮̺͍͇̘̠́́!̶̸̧̡͈̱̣͇̹͇̦̣̌̏́̒̇̈ͫ̋́̀͡͝ ͋̽ͩ̍̏͒̄̿́̕͟͞͠͞҉̧̘̫̬͈̱͕̣̯

[frostyhelltime]

hihi!! i love your work, i was wondering if i could request hazbin hotel characters x male or GN socially awkward reader who stutters a lot? preferably the characters angel dust, husk, vox, and velvette please, thank you in advance! you don't have to do it if you don't want to ofc, take your time and stay safe :D

Aaaaaaaaa this is such a cute prompt! I would be glad to Nonnie!! Also love that Velvette is in here too. Love her but she's not quite as popular as some other characters so I was super excited to see your request!

Did I Stutter?

Ft. Angel Dust, Husk, Vox, and Velvette x male!reader

Angel Dust

Is genuinely trying his best to be kind to his boyfriend, really.

And he succeeds most of the time, but there was definitely a learning curve at the beginning of the relationship.

The awkwardness Angel didn't mind at all. Just thought you were that smitten with him that you got tongue-tied and acted a little awkward because he was just that hot.

However as the relationship progressed and you continued to stutter and are still a little awkward he brings it up.

Once he realizes that's just how you are he's a little dismayed that it wasn't him that made you do it. But doesn't mind it once he gets over that.

He's one of the more patient ones, for sure. When you have trouble getting something out he doesn't make a big deal of it or draw attention to your stutter, he just keeps his face normal and neutral as he patiently waits for you to finish, like you aren't struggling for words.

It actually helps a lot because you don't feel the pressure to get it right and get it right fast that you feel with others.

Although he does have a habit sometimes of intentionally riling you up or being extra seductive with you to worsen your stutter because he thinks it's cute when you stutter his name with wide eyes like that.

"Ya know we've been together awhile now, right? Ya don't have to be so nervous around me all the time. I mean the stutter is cute and it's adorable when ya trip over your words, and I know I'm hot, but I'm starting ta wonder if you're ever going to get used to me." Angel Dust laughs as the two of you walk through Pentagram City, Angel walking beside you. He has one of his hands holding yours, and the other wrapped protectively around your shoulders as you make your way through the streets.

A rare day off and all he wants is to spend it with you to recharge himself.

You huff a moment, trying to think of how to explain it. You hadn't realized he thought it was a nervous habit and not just...what you do.

"T-This is....h-how I normally talk." You eventually get out, speaking slowly to try and reduce the rate at which you stutter.

At that Angel Dust stops and frowns and you're worried that perhaps this quirk of yours is too much for him to deal with now that he knows it isn't temporary. But he just pouts and looks at you as he starts walking again.

"It isn't because I'm super hot? Ugh. How disappointin." He huffs, throwing his head back and looking up at the sky a moment.

"Ya lucky you're so cute. I'll pretend not to be sad that you weren't swooning over me this whole time." Angel Dust looks back down at him.

But in a rare show of courage, his boyfriend clears his throat and forces out something a little bolder than usual.

"W-Who said I w-wasn't?" A coy grin on his face just made Angel stop a moment again, eyes wide as he processed what he had said.

"Ya can't just surprise me with that kind of smooth shit when I'm not expecting it." He grumbles, but from how affectionately Angel grips his hand just a little tighter it's clear he's not actually upset.

He'll just get him back later tonight. He may not be the cause of the stutter, but he knows how to make it worse when he gets a little to close to him, hands running over his body as he whispers to him.

Husk

Another one who is also very understanding.

Literally never once brings it up.

When he figures out that's just how you talk, he shrugs it off.

But he does think it's cute when you stutter on his name when you're trying to get his attention.

But he'll keep that to himself.

When you're struggling he actually makes it really easy on you, busying himself with menial work behind the bar: Organizing bottles, messing around with a new cocktail he had an idea for, cleaning glasses. Whatever he can find so he isn't looking at you, but still waits patiently for you to speak. Him not staring at you, waiting for you to get the words out was actually really helpful.

He also doesn't mind the social awkward aspect. He's not exactly a social butterfly himself, or a people person.

Besides, he's served plenty of awkward people who relax a bit when they have some liquid courage. So those types of people never bothered him.

"A-A-And do you k-know what that, that, t-that- UGH." Husk's boyfriend shouts in frustration eventually. Husk looks over as you lay your head down on the bartop in frustration.

Husk just grabs a glass and pulls out a few bottles, busying himself with making...some sort of new concoction.

"Take your time." Is all he says, the only acknowledgement he gave that he recognized you were struggling.

He's purposefully not looking at you, letting you take a moment to calm and collect yourself without feeling the pressure.

You take a deep breath and try again, speaking slower this time so your upset doesn't make it worse.

"W-Wanna know....what that a-asshole said?" You eventually get out as he pushes the finished drink towards you to try.

"Oh I'm real curious." Husk says plainly, and to others around he might sound only as interested as a bartender normally is in their patrons sob stories. But you can hear in his undertone he does actually want to know.

"H-He said, w-with that cheap o-o-outfit, he's surpr-prised I, I, I...can even afford a drink!" You throw your hands up as you finally finish lamenting about the jerk you met last night when you decided to go clubbing with Angel Dust and Cherri.

Husk frowns a moment at the insult, not liking that he wasn't there to correct the guy. But he can at least settle for making you laugh as you take the first few sips.

He leans forward then, his elbows on the bartop as he lays his head in one hand and looks at you.

"You don't need to afford any drinks. You're fucking the bartender. You get 'em free." He smirks, holding back a laugh as he watches you almost immediately spit out that first sip, and watches you laugh for the first time since you sat down here in such a foul mood.

Vox

Surprisingly, genuinely the most empathetic about the whole thing.

When you first started dating him, he tried to help you. Lots of famous orators had stutters and they overcame them!

But he realizes eventually you don't want him to be so focused on fixing it, just help you get through it when it gets frustrating.

Once you get past that miscommunication, it's a lot smoother.

If you're struggling exceptionally bad he just pulls out his phone and hands it to you in a non-chalant manner so as not to draw attention to you, to let you type what you want to try and get across to him.

Genuinely scrubs social media down there of any shit-talking he sees people might do about 'Vox's stuttering mess of a boyfriend'. He controls pretty much all of it anyway. So it isn't the hardest thing.

He doesn't want you to see what some stranger who isn't worth anything is saying about you if it might make you feel bad.

The reason he is the most empathetic is because he does also have a tendency to stutter too, technically. When he glitches out, he can often stutter or repeat words and it's always intensely frustrating to him because it shows someone how he's feeling an intense enough emotion to glitch out like that.

Always does his best to retain as much control as he can when he glitches because of this, but when it's just the two of you he doesn't...really mind if you hear his computer equivalent of stuttering.

"S-S-Stupid FUCKING Val!" Vox yells as he throws some stupid object on his desk against the wall, narrowly missing you when you walk in to see him. His normal bright blue face is a bright and angry red and Vox is immediately simmering down, eyes wide when he realizes he almost nailed you with it. What had he even thrown? His eyes glance down and he sees it was a stapler and he winces. Yeah, with his strength and throwing that, that could have done a lot of damage if it had connected.

"S-Sh----iiit! I-I'm sorry!"

But Vox's boyfriend doesn't even seem bothered, just jogging over to him quickly and holding his hands, using his thumbs to rub circles on Vox's palms. Clearly trying to calm him down and...damnit it's working. The red begins to fade to blue once again as Vox lets out a deep sigh.

"W-What happened?" You ask him curiously, looking up at him.

"Fucking VAL happened, of course. Ripped apart one of my best news anchors because he found out they were fucking one of his favorites and he doesn't like to share. Now I gotta find someone else who is just as good or I'll be running the 6 o'clock segment until I do." Vox grumbles. He could just slap someone in there of course, but he hadn't built VoxTek into what it was today by accepting second best.

You tug him down, him eventually getting the message and leaning down to be within your reach more. You lean forward and gently place an affectionate kiss on his screen.

"H-How about....I or-or-order food to-to go? W-We'll sit here and...look at c-candidates." You suggest and Vox's face softens again, glad that although Val had ruined his nice relaxing dinner date with you, that he at least still got to spend time with you. Val couldn't ruin his night at least, it seems.

Vox smiles again, his normal exuberant and charismatic showman personality back on full display as he feels better with a plan in place.

"Hey I could always say screw it and let you have a whack at it." He teases, not even feeling bad about the cute look of panic in your eyes as you immediately shake your head no. He can't help but laugh and quickly shakes his own head.

"Kidding! Kidding! I want to still have a boyfriend by the end of tonight." He chuckles, earning him a gentle hit to his shoulder from you at his joke.

Velvette

Admittedly...the least kind about it...at first anyway.

She has little patience or time for things in general. So a stutter was actually a little aggravating to her at first. Until she realized one day she kinda thought it sounded a little cute coming from you.

It was something unique about you, and hey, fashion is all about being unique.

She almost certainly did make fun of you in the beginning before she developed feelings, and whenever Val or Vox bring it up to tease her about it, she winces.

Yeah....not something she's proud of now that she actually likes you and is dating you.

But once she gets past that hump, she's pretty accomodating...sometimes a little too much even.

But her heart is in the right place.

The easiest way she accomodates you is having a lot of conversations over text. Which isn't even an adjustment for her.

Plus it means she can re-read all your sweet words to cheer her up when Val fucks up her best model again. She thinks the world would be more peaceful is someone just fucking castrated him or something...

One of the ways she tries to be helpful and sweet to you but actually makes it worse is when you're trying to talk in a group of people, and when you start to have trouble, sometimes someone just starts to talk over you to move the conversation along.

And then she frowns, cocking her hips to the side with her hands on them.

"Uh? Excuse me. He wasn't done talking, yeah?" She shuts them up, giving you back the floor as your cheeks flush.

But now all the attention is on you and it makes it worse.

But her heart is in the right place, like I said.

She also doesn't care about the social awkwardness.

In her words "Doesn't matter how you are in real life, no one has to know if you don't post it online."

Plus, you're with her. She's plenty adept enough to navigate any social situations you have trouble with.

She's a bit tired of Vox talking over you while you all sat around and had cocktails with dinner. She knows it's in his nature, but that doesn't piss her off any less whenever she sees you sigh and give up on trying to say whatever it is you were trying to say.

"Oy, Box Brain! I know you love the sound of hearing yourself talk, but how about you let someone else get a word in edgewise, yeah?" She's not even trying to hide her annoyance and Vox just rolls his eyes.

"Don't you fucking roll your eyes at me! I'll start fucking up the signal of all your broadcasts if you don't shut the fuck up and let someone else talk!" She's getting just a bit more heated now, narrowing her eyes. You grimace and lean over, placing a hand on her arm to try and show that it's really okay. You loved that she fought so passionately for you...but not everything needed to be a battle.

Vox leans forward himself now, while Valentino just leans back, blowing out smoke and enjoying the show with an amused grin on his face. You certainly couldn't count on him to break this up.

"You wouldn't dare." Vox says with narrowed eyes himself, face closer to hers, and she snaps back at him without thinking.

"Did I fucking stutter?!"

Valentino is the first one to register the hilarity of what slipped out of Velvette's mouth, and he's almost spilling his cocktail from laughing so hard. It's only when he starts laughing that she realizes what she said and feels embaressment wash over her as she turns to you with wide eyes.

"Babes, I didn't mean-"

But you stop her before she can finish, smiling assuringly at her and rubbing her arm.

"I-It's okay....You gotta a-admit...It was pr-pretty funny." You laugh a bit yourself, and only when she sees you laugh does the tension leave her shoulders. She still feels embaressed...but at least you weren't upset.

"Hey, stop fucking laughing you two. It wasn't that funny." Velvette grumbles, hiding her face behind her cocktail as she takes a sip, feeling you press a kiss to her cheek to try and make her feel better as Vox and Valentino continue to enjoy Velvette's mistake.

[demigoddessqueens]

Master List 10

Tieflings 💕

Types of hugs

SFW REQUESTS/WRITING

Dragon Age - a fainting Hawke //

House of the Dragon/Game of Thrones - aemond + touch/massage prompt //

Delicious in Dungeon 🍱/Dungeon Meshi 🥘 - soft Laios headcanons //

Fallout - ghoul meme // i REALLY like him //

Ultraman rising - kenji sato fluff //

Dune - nsfw & romance // incorrect quotes //

Monkey Man - “Whispered Corners” fic //

The Arcana ✨- waking up with the main 6 // pirate Julian - heartbreak // massage headcanons // julian birthday headcanons //

Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss - taking care of you // Lucifer SFW Alphabet // valentines 💘 with Lucifer // Lucifer + s/o with depression // massage headcanons //

Marvel

Spiderman 2099/Miguel O’Hara - massage headcanons

Critical Role 🎲

Vox Machina - special rock // poison?! // Vax 💔 oneshot // feeble mind spell // Percy rescues kidnapped reader // time ⏰ traveler reader // sit in my lap?// Vax + pregnant!reader //

Music 🎶 - Lunch ft the girls //

Dark Au - Orin!reader

Mighty Nein - Beau + sibling!reader // Mollymauk w/ reader // Caleb song angst // fjord song oneshot //

Crown Keepers -

Bell’s Hells - the “I love you” prompt //

Castlevania 🌙- massage headcanons // surprise kiss Dracula // do’s and dont’s - Alucard, Isaac //

Castlevania Nocturne 🌙 🦇 - massage headcanons // richter + pregnant!reader // shy kisses // “from bottom of your heart” + bg3

Assassin’s Creed - being Aveline’s sibling // shay for valentines 💘 // stealing Haytham’s coat // love languages // Basim + reader // Ezio + artist!reader // Haytham and Shay + former!Assassin // friends to lovers w/ Ezio // massage headcanons // shay + reader // Basim angst // Basim + fluff // Hytham in love // protective of pregnant!reader // Ezio modern au // basim angst oneshot // Connor with Latina!reader // Ezio birthday 🎂 headcanons // local hawk population //

Codexmonthly - February “ship” —> Shay story // Edward 🏴‍☠️ story // Altair & Maria //

March “artefact”

April “vault”

May “modern”

Mermay 🌊🧜‍♂️ - mermaid!Desmond //

“Shadows” prompt

June “mentor”

Baldur’s Gate - astarion + drunk!tav/reader // Halsin and letters // smile from your heart // sick 🤒 TLC headcanons // massage headcanons // interlink pinkies // astarion & his opposite // deep kisses // forehead kiss // secret 🤫 dating Astarion // how lucky to be with you //

Bat 🦇 Astarion Week - day 1 // day 2 // day3 // day 4 // day 5 //

Blood of Zeus ⚡️ - massage headcanons // musical mortal // Ares and handsy lover // Dad Apollo ☀️// Hermes being a dad //

Genshin Impact - neuvillette massage //

Star ⭐️ Wars 💫 - sequel quad + saving sibling // sibling with depression // nightmare headcanons // coming out non-binary //

The Bad Batch - crosshair headcanon //

NSFW REQUESTS/WRITING

Hazbin Hotel - Lucifer alphabet //

Challengers - art + patrick nsfw headcanons //

Critical 🎲 Role - service top + mighty 9 //

[yanderes-galore]

Yandere Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss Masterlist

Multiple Characters

Yandere! Alastor + Charlie sharing a Darling (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Velvette vs Carmilla Carmine (Platonic/Romantic - Rivalry) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Striker vs Blitzø (Romantic - Rivalry) [FEMALE]

Yandere! Platonic! Vaggie vs Platonic! Angel Dust with Overlord! Darling (FT. Alastor + Valentino + Charlie) (Platonic - Rivalry) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Vox vs Alastor with Fallen Angel! Darling (Romantic/Platonic - Rivalry) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Platonic! Charlie + Vaggie Sharing Darling (Platonic - Sharing) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Platonic! Cherri Bomb + Angel Dust Sharing a Darling (Platonic - Sharing) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Hazbin Hotel

Lucifer Morningstar

Yandere! Lucifer with Hellhound! Darling (Romantic/Platonic) [FEMALE]

Angel Dust

Yandere! Lucifer with Maid! Darling (Romantic) [FEMALE]

Yandere! Lucifer with Defiant! Darling (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Angel Dust with Prude! Darling (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Platonic! Angel Dust Prompts 2, 28, 61 (Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Alastor

Yandere! Alastor dealing with rivals (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Alastor with Sinner! Darling [Romantic/Platonic (Dubious)] [FEMALE]

Yandere! Platonic! Alastor with Deer Demon! Darling (Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Alastor Concept (Dubious (Leans Platonic?)) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Aftermath - Yandere! Alastor Short (Dubious) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Husk/Husker

Yandere! Husker Concept (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Vox

Yandere! Vox with Singer! Darling (Romantic) [FEMALE]

Yandere! Vox with Darling immune to hypnosis (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

The Interview - Yandere! Vox x Singer! Darling (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Sir Pentious

Yandere! Sir Pentious with Flirty! Darling (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Redeemed! Sir Pentious with Angel! Darling (Romantic/Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Sir Pentious Concept (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Carmilla Carmine

Yandere! Carmilla Carmine Concept (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Adam

Yandere! Adam with Angel! Darling who doesn't like him (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Emily

Yandere! Emily Concept (Platonic/Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Lute

Yandere! Lute Concept (FT. Enabler! Adam) (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Helluva Boss

Blitzø

Yandere! Blitzø Concept (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Push Me Away - Yandere Blitzø with Imp! Darling Short (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Blitzø Prompts 18, 30, 15 (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Stolas

Yandere! Platonic! Stolas with Lust Ring! Darling (Platonic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Yandere! Stolas Concept (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Stella

Yandere! Stella Concept (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Loona

Yandere! Loona Concept (FT. Platonic! Blitzø) (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Beelzebub

Yandere! Queen Beelzebub with Hellhound! Darling (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

Mammon

Yandere! Mammon Concept (Romantic) [GENDER-NEUTRAL]

[bearw-me]

Hey if it's possible, can I request a sequel to the Hazbin vigilante reader with the Vees and have a part a where they get confronted by the vigilante if that's not too much to ask also maybe Adam?

I got two asks for vigilante!reader! I sort of combined them if you all don't mind ♡

𝐒𝐭𝐨𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐚𝐝𝐜𝐚𝐬𝐭 — 𝐇𝐚𝐳𝐛𝐢𝐧 𝐇𝐜𝐬

𐐒 ft : The Vees: Vox, Valentino, Velvette, Adam, gn!reader, Charlie mentioned 𐐒 cw : swearing, the vees try to extort/blackmail you 𐐒 summary : the prolific hell trio extort the new 'hero of hell' and are confronted directly & Adam reacts to this new change in hell via a meeting with Charlie 𐐒 note : lowkey feels like we creating a story here. maybe we should guys? vigilante hell hero?

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐕𝐞𝐞𝐬

the vees have a... lets say love/hate relationship with you.

the first time Vox spotted you on the news, he had dollar signs in his head, and Valentino & Vel weren't far behind either on their motives.

All they see is profit, and together, the three of them quickly become one of the biggest in hell (besides the news) to spread rumors and widespread panic in order to sell their security systems and stories

the bad part of this plan, includes you stepping WAY too close into their territory now. This part of Pentagram City is theirs, and the trio will not be pushed around by some- 'stuck-up newcomer'

And, just like that, somehow ALL of their FUCKING EQUIPMENT GETS SMASHED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT

"HOW THE FUCK DID THIS-FUCKING NOBODY- GET THROUGH OUR SECURITY SYSTEMS!?"

Vel and Val need a few hours to calm Vox down in the aftermath of your counter-attack on them.

wait, imagine Velvette creating a nice new suit for the reader, given the opportunity. Vox does all the broadcasting while Valentino knows how to market you as hell's hero (good ending lol)

𝐀𝐝𝐚𝐦

Adam doesn't fuck with hell personally. The first man couldn't really give two shits about what goes on down there... As long as him and his exterminators get a little fun then that's all that matters.

But Charlie, suddenly brings (of all people) you into the 'angelic spotlight' one meeting.

Hells quote-unquote "new hero"

"I'm sorry-A fucking what?" he has to stop this whole thing as if Charlie didn't try to brush over the fact, with her 'hell is changing shtick'

You just look like one more problem Adam can't really comprehend

Maybe you just like killing sinners for the fun of it? Like him? Maybe you're just insane like all of those wackjobs down there

all he knows is that come the next extermination day, he's going to be looking for that suited figure and find out himself.

"Your kidding! That could be a fucking angel for all we know!" Adam points out, there is no way some sinner is down there trying to do (what is essentially) HIS job

He doesn't believe it. Not one bit. Like most people, he thinks this is a ruse of some kind.

doesn't really like it

[rammit-online99]

doodles of vox

ft the silly picture box, gay pimp, and my hazbin oc aka the Latina and gay version of alastor <333