#MORE EPISODES PLEASE I BEG

[rabbitsonthemoon]

Things I Want to See in Season Two of Hazbin Hotel; a Neat and Tidy List

More episodes.

A duet between Alastor and his dealmaker.

Breaking News: Mourning Eggbois Reunite with Boss, Turns Out That Bitch Was In Heaven All Along!

Wholesome Huskerdust moments.

Nifty lore.

Charlie and Lucifer being family.

Alastor getting pissy about it.

Husk ft. flying.

More episodes.

Hotel shenanigans.

Lilith face reveal.

Vox continuing to accidentally be Alastor's #1 simp.

Nifty shenanigans.

Song with the Vees.

Angel Dust ft. being unconditionally loved.

Roise.

The grand reappearance of Alastor's microphone.

Valentino Vs Nifty with a knife.

More episodes.

I cannot emphasize enough how much I hope there will be more episodes than season 1, I want to luxuriate in this show like a goddamn bubble bath.

Alastor ft. the mortifying ordeal of being known.

Fat Nuggets appreciation.

Charlie and Vaggie being relationship goals.

Vaggie's full name.

Answers.

Dirty jokes.

More music bangers.

The fanfictions/fanart it will spawn.

The return of Lucifer's rubber duckies (and Lilith).

MORE EPISOD-

Pleasure to be meeting you! Quite a pleasure. I'm afraid

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[lara-cairncross]

take so good im posting it here too

[hinamie]

truth is, I used to dream about boys like you

jjk atla!au with @philosophiums

[ewwww-what]

Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.

[egophiliac]

Sorry, most likely my memory being poor, but I thought Malleus' mom (don't know how to spell her name and too lazy to check how to spell it) was already an adult when Lilia ""proposed""?? Like I was always under the assumption that it was like a one-sided child crush on somebody completely out of your league you tend to have as a kid 💀

I don't think they say how old she was? although it's entirely possible I just misunderstood; my Japanese is...shaky. :') the actual line is "幼い頃に私に求��したのは偽りか?", which I read as "isn't it true that you proposed to me as a kid?", and took as her being older than him, but not necessarily an adult (like, I was thinking of Lilia as being not quite a preteen and Mel being preteen/young teen). although I don't know if there's a connotation or something I'm missing that implies a bigger age gap, if that makes sense!

(and of course, I might also just be forgetting some other line -- if someone else knows, then please correct me! I need to know which headcanons need adjusting 👀)

BUT YEAH in a canon-y sense, Malleus is 178 and around the third-years developmentally. which makes me think that even though dragons have a way longer lifespan, they go through childhood at about the same rate as most fae (or at least the kind that Lilia is) and just kinda...slow waaaaay down once they hit adulthood. so it makes sense in my brain that he and Meleanor could've basically grown up together!

...it makes it angstier that way, anyway. :)

[normshortfornormal]

GUYS DO YOU THINK WE'LL GET MORE STEB CONTENT DO U THINK MAYBE MAYBE WE WILL (delusional)

[sadiecoocoo]

Ultimate Spider-Man has no straight explanation

[captainsparklefingers]

There's a distinct lack of Kingsley in that Bell's Hells/M9 meeting and I am very disappointed. :( not surprised, but still disappointed.

I mean maybe Essek is picking him up. Maybe they haven't given Robbie a crash course in how to play him (because no way Tal is doing THREE characters, that's so many. And can you imagine if he had to do Percy too? Jesus.). Maybe...I don't know, but at the very least, mention him! Please?

I just want more of the purple pirate king. Please??

Anyway prayer circle for, at the bare minimum, a mention, hopefully more, I need food here please Matt.

[pokemon1oadvanced]

I hope Ben and Kenji get close in the first half of the season only for the ‘Brooklynn’s alive’ reveal to cause drama

[emily-mooon]

Alright ST community on tumblr, y’all better tag those spoilers if those episode leaks are real and you’ve seen them cause the majority of us would rather NOT have the first three episodes spoiled ok?

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

I need to go back to my roots, I miss what we had

[ghost-duck0]

X-Men 97: okay guys here’s episode 5 of the show, it is one of the best things that has come out of Marvel in years. It’s fun, drama filled, and ends with the heroic death of Gambit.

Fans: Holy shit, that was crazy, but Gambits going to come back though right?

X-Men 97: we wants Gambits death to be impactful and have repercussions throughout the series!

Fans: but Gambits going to come back though right?

X-Men 97:…LOOK WE HAVE NIGHTCRAWLER!

Fans: cool awesome love Nightcrawler, BUT GAMBITS GOING TO COME BACK RIGHT?!?

[stars-irises]

I need to draw the Maze Master. For my own personal mental health. And because I'm gay.

[motionjames]

let me shill you japanese columbo

Do you like Columbo? Do you like police procedurals starring grumbly, slightly eccentric ossans? Do you believe in the power of shoujo manga?! Well, do I have the show for you!

Introducing....Furuhata Ninzaburō!

Written by genius playwright Koki Mitani and starring the extremely charismatic jidaigeki star Masakazu Tamura, Furuhata Ninzaburo is a detective drama directly inspired by Columbo (not to be confused with...Shinano no Columbo, which yes, exists). Its got the murders, its got the mystery, its got an unreasonably good theme song, and there's middle aged man with the mannerisms you love to see. The formula usually goes as follows:

Furuhata-san stands in the dark void, talking about riding bicycles or something or another to setup the theme of the story.

You see the baddie do the murder and try to cover it up. Yesiree, you see the murder-- because the fun comes from watching it all unravel!

Furuhata-san appears (possibly struggling with a vending machine, or bicycling with some half-price daikon) and catches a whiff of something funny ahead of time.

Cue the game of psychological cat-n-mouse as Furuhata-san slowly deconstructs the whole thing.

Furuhata-san looks directly into the camera like it's the office to ask the audience what the final piece of the mystery is (this is briefly addressed)

The killer spirals ace attorney style as the audience screams GOT THE BITCH! and Furuhata-san escorts them off screen to purgatory... or, you know, prison.

Yup, it's pretty standard fair detective drama stuff, but the writer Mitani is able to construct some seriously compelling, twisty mysteries that keep you on the edge of your seat. By the end of first season, the direction finds its style and you'll get plenty of jaw-dropping musical cues and camera cuts that make you feel like you're full immersed in some deluxe, spicy juicy awesome mystery fiction action!

Okay... but who is the man of the hour? A good mystery needs a good detective, and there is hardly anyone as wonderful to watch as the black-clad oyajisan.

Tamura aces the role of Furuhata. It's just too good. As he's based off of Columbo he's of course a disarmingly scrungly genius with terrible posture and a grumbling-mumbling way or speaking, but he was plenty of other traits to set him apart. He's a fan of shoujo manga; he's an excellent chef but only knows how to prepare three mismatched dishes; he loves konbinis but is cursed by vending machines; he's terrible at baseball and is totally unsportmanlike; he is often seen on his beloved bike CELINE (since he was in the area anyhow)... I could go on, but the character is well realized and so fun to watch. His head tilts, forehead taps, and drawn out ええと。。。are perfectly captured, and all do a great job at annoying his victims. A stand out trait of Columbo is his unique relationship to the culprits; he's described as being very buddy-buddy or even respectful, using his friendly ho-hum manner to weedle his way to the truth. Furuhata-san is similar, but more... salty? Bitchy? The man frequently makes underhanded remarks towards the culprit or acts offensively relaxed until he find a contradiction in their words, in which he will then pursue to the ends of the earth. It gives a kind of "c'mon, can't you do better?" attitude reminiscent of a disappointed teacher.

But even with all his sass (which he has in spades), Furuhata-san will always sit down with the killer and offer a smile and a bit of light conversation before the credits roll. The killers are usually afforded a bit of dignity. Most famously a radio show host tells the detective "the funniest joke there ever was"-- but as a small revenge, she refuses to tell him the punchline. Credits roll, theme plays, it's just another day on the job.

Oh, there's also Imaizumi. Imaizumi is a big dummy and always falls for the red herrings the killers leave behind. Because of this, Furuhata-san is relentlessly mean to him and slaps him on the forehead as punishment. He forces the guy to do menial tasks and be victim to his many tests. Imaizumi, however, is just happy to be here. His special skills include knitting, flower arrangement, not reading the room, and having hemorrhoids.

Okay, now have some Furuhata-san crying and reading shoujo manga.

Truly the guy of all time.

You're probably totally in love with this show because I've described it so beautifully, right? Right? So you wanna watch it, riiiiight? Well lucky for you it's all totally subbed on internet archive!

Watch this awesome show ENGLISH SUBBED and FOR FREE you won't regret it! This link is so full of oyajisans! Please! Join me in Japanese crime fiction hell!

(Personally speaking, the first episode pilot thingy is a bit slow and does not represent the rest of the show very well, I would suggest skipping to the second episode "The Kabuki Murder" to get a real taste and then maybe return to the previous one later. Just my thoughts!)

Also, there was a really awesome remix of the main theme made for DDR. Here's that, but with Haruka Amami from the idolm@ster dancing over it.

Ah yes.... I have spilled my love... I suppose I should go now. Please enjoy this wonderful show, and remember: Don't you ever fuck up ever or else Furuhata-san WILL get you and you WILL go to super hell! Bye!

[gottagobackintime]

Me going to bed thinking about Trent with rolled up sleeves, Trent putting his hands behind his head, Trent’s little gay mug, Trent making noises because he wants to join the conversation, Trent reacting (mostly) to Ted pretending to be a monkey, Trent suggesting a strategy, Trent asking if Ted’s okay, Trent dropping his little gay mug because he’s scared of Roy...